LousyLollaPelosi "KY" Jelly

 Follow the $Money$?

How about instead follow the Desolation Road trail! Better instead, how about following the Nancy LousyLollaPelsoi Destructive Diarrhea trail, just follow the from-under stench, don’t need a GPS! Yes, as the Congressional latrine runneth over and the political waste is free-flowing its way to the cesspool of the Proletariats, “some people never worked a day in their life, don't know what work even means, well meet me at the bottom don't lag behind, bring me my boots and shoes” that’s us! As no matter what they tell us in the spirit of dereliction the duty to uphold our Founding Fathers’ DEMOCRACY, shat still rolls downhill! Look any Simple Simon Say’s “Fork’n Moron” can see that with this LousyLollaPelosi and her Democratic planned “Congressional Select Committee” investigating the January 6^th GOP planned Insurgency”R”Us attack on the United States Capitol, it is so far by far well, “the blind commissioner is in a trance”! And with the Adam Schiff-for-brains and company, “so immaculately spiteful, one hand is tied the other in his pants” which means the “Committee” went off sniffing drain-pipes and reciting the pigsty-Latin alphabet. OK, let me Simple Simon renew the vows of the Constitution. And just yesterday, Adam decided to rename that waste of time as the “Cheerful Readiness Committee”? See, “Committee” member in “alacrity” Jamie Raskin was a co-sponsor of a House Resolution that would allow “Congress” to slap a sizeable $100000 fine on any citizen that refuses a “Congressional Subpoena”. Which means by now, with all the “subpoenaed “No-Shows”, about 100% of this “Committees” $monetary$ waste to date would have been supplemented not by the U.S. Taxpayers but from $fines$, from way back in September when LousyLolla went lighting farts for fun. OK, a brain fart with this “Select” membership in secrecy the “Jelly of the Month Club”. And NOT once did Raskin’s signature of approval find this co-sponsoring with Ted Lieu’s H.Res.406, but Raskin was on board in 2020 when that same title under 1029 was introduced, before the 116^th and then the 117^th Congress respectively. And so was Zoe Lofgren part of the “Jelly of the Month Club”, signing on to the Lieu bill, under H.Res.1029. But for some reason this “critical resolution” that would have provided temporary relief to the “Congressional Subpoena” power today constipated by a Peyronie’s hardship - it seems to have disappeared to the LousyLollaPelosi’s dungeon of doom. And low and behold, sure enough it is being held up in the “House Ruins Committee”, and low and behold Jamie Raskin is also part of that “Jelly of the Month Club” in membership. No wonder nothing gets done, as members of Congress are getting bed sores, just too many sitting “Committees” taste testing these “KY” jelly samples. So this is how DEMOCRACY gets the royal shat treatment “shaft”, when things that would be useful right now are sidetracked to the gutter, so it can end up in that cesspool. Like I said, Simple Simon stuff, that is being held-up for a reason I guess I would say there is “Treason” on both sides of the isle. See, if we have not the wherewithal to condemn Donald Trump and his dedication at planning that Insurgency”R”Us, then maybe Adam Schiff was right, if the Congress has not the power to indict this “Murder Most Foul”, then may as well just go home - and of course continue to collect a lucrative salary with benefits. They always leave that part of the equation untouched with these threats to play hooky. Now if you really want the stench, just ask LousyLollaPelsoi as to why she has not issued an “Arrest Warrant” for Bannon, for Meadows, for Clark and all the rest of the “Turdcoats” that have laughed out loud at these “Congressional Subpoenas” bearing the official signature of Beenie Thompson - he’s a “black guy” and do you really believe those White House Supremes in Supremacy care about a subpoena from one of thum - “N” word omitted. 

Look, there is a “Test Case” that finds very little difference from what is confronting the “Select Committee” today, through individuals ignoring an official “subpoena”. Wherein due such irrational defiance by the ignorant the “Congress” issued an “Arrest Warrant”. Yes a bonafide “House ARREST Warrant” was issued upon a subpoenaed “No-Show" and the Sergeant-at-Arms arrested the bastard. So of course when behind bars the criminal asked for leniency under “habeas corpus” and was set free by the court. But not too fast, as that release was immediately appealed to the “High Court”! And guess what, the U.S. Supreme Court was in agreement. It found that the U.S. Congress acting on its own accord, through either the House or Senate acting alone to investigate matters of Congressional concern, each held the exclusive power to issue a subpoena and if it went ignored then rightfully so issue an “Arrest Warrant” - the rest is history. It means NO DOJ interference required!

In McGrain v. Daugherty the finding in opine, Associate Justice Willis Van Devanter(Republican) wrote: “We conclude that the investigation was ordered for a legitimate object; that the witness wrongfully refused to appear and testify before the committee and was lawfully attached; that the Senate is entitled to have him give testimony pertinent to the inquiry, either at its bar or before the committee; and that the district court erred in discharging him from custody under the attachment”. 

So the ignorant bastard was arrested again and made to answer the investigator's questions in satisfaction of the Congressional Committee before being set free. And let us not forget, the Supreme Court does not review federal appeals court judgements that apply precedence set case law to rulings, not without a whole lot of remorse. So most likely if the Congress exercised its power to compel a witness under a subpoena and it went ignored, the Sergeant-at-Arms could be called upon to “Arrest”, aka “attachment” and the individual could be held behind bars until such time cooperation found the criminal providing testimony under oath. And of course any person under “Arrest” could try to exercise one’s inherent rights under “habeas corpus”, but the jury is already out with a verdict on what that means, sorry lock’m up! It's a done deal, it worked before, it will work again as the Supreme Court said so! The High Court is the guiding light in this matter and the "light" is shining bright "sea to shining sea" in jurisprudence.

So why is not Nancy LousyLollaPelosi acting in good faith, to follow the leaders that have already paved the way in the category of “Arrests” with precedence-set the Supreme Court has your back on this one? So again I ask why LousyLolla refuses to use this advantage to arrest Bannon and Meadows and Clark, because she is part of that Insurgency”R”Us…what else could it be? I would wager that she does not want the evidence to see daylight, as it may introduce some very embarrassing things like - like maybe she was made aware of this “Attack” in advance and did nothing because it was a new year and a new month and a “Special Delivery” from the “Jelly of the Month Club” found more interest.

And with this sugar high, well people were killed on that January 6^th, and if LousyLolla was aware of it beforehand to any degree, well for doing nothing she is an “accomplice” to a crime - get it? So the delay tactic is working, not only for the Trump Team but maybe so for the other side of the isle and the way the court’s take the last train to Clarksville through time delays being abused by this Insurgency”R”Us Investigation, well do you really think the next-in-line 118^th Congress will find any interest in keeping this “Select Committee”…hey Adam what “Jelly” did you get?

Self Portrait - Proletariats

 

I can live on rice and beans - Bob Dylan

I can live on hot dogs and beans - Spammy McGee

Some people never worked a day in their life
Don't know what work even means

Meet me at the bottom, don't lag behind
Bring me my boots and shoes
You can hang back or fight your best on the front line
Sing a little bit of these workingman's blues

Soylent Greene

 

LollaPelosi’s Restaurant Massacree

 Thanksgiving Day, and sad that “in thanks” we find the White Supremacy bowing down to “False Prophet” vigilantism as some young punk gets an invite to visit Mar-a-lago, after getting off-the-sandy-hook for “Murder Most Foul”…what a future for this “nice young man” according to the Fuck’n Moron, opportunities galore with the Matt Gatez’ Production Company as the “pedophile circus is in town”. Now of course, that acquittal came from a jury in majority of the minority “Woman is the nigger of the world” still…

My Thansgiving Day Message, to be continued.

Spanky's Gang Select Committee

11/23/21, 11:49 AM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear BENNIE G. THOMPSON as “Chairman” along with, ZOE LOFGREN, ELAINE LURIA, ADAM SCHIFF, PETE AGUILAR, STEPHANIE MURPHY, JAMIE RASKIN, LIZ CHENEY, ADAM KINZINGER as “Honorable Members” on the “Select Committee Investigating the January 6th “Attack” on the United States Capitol”;

I am in APOLOGY! Said again, with a lump in my throat, I stand corrected in infamy my mis-Q, so please accept this APOLOGY as an “I’m Sorry”.

See, I went confused as did many other similarly situated “American Patriots” that cared about our Founding Fathers’ DEMOCRACY under attack - confused with respect to what this “Select Committee” was all about upon its ulterior motive in “mission”. But THANK YOU Zoe Lofgren, for setting the record straight. Yes, with Zoe’s tube time on the MSNBC’s “Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell” just yesterday night, Zoe cleared the airwaves in letting “We the People” grasp an understanding of what criteria the “Select Committee” has set as its goals, notwithstanding all the subpoena testimony still absent but on the “Committee’s” hearing docket. To rephrase that “mission” in Zoe’s own prophesy; “You know, in the end” to establish “legislation” or words to that effect wherein “room for mischief is quite minimal. I think we can have some success in narrowing the opportunity for mischief” the latter Zoe’s very own words. So I am lost for words, as I thought to convene this “Committee” following that January 6th Insurgency”R”Us attack on the U.S. Capitol, it was much more than some “Spanky’s Our Gang” slap on the wrist by the schoolmaster, for “mischief” as defined by Webster: playful misbehavior or troublemaking, especially in children.

So once again please accept my apology, as I thought there was more to this attack, but if it were planned and condoned by a bunch of 5th graders in the Oval Office, maybe a spanking is all they need so it won’t happen again.

Since this Select Committee’s “mission statement” is no longer concealed, thanks to Zoe’s transparency, it changes my interest in this “Investigation”. Which means I may forfeit any further attention, as I have more important things to do with my time then waste it on “mischiefs”. The question remains, if I watch the movie titled “Mischief” - comedy/romance circa 1985 - will that be similar to the report that this “Committee” will some day release to the Americans, just trying to vice-versa “narrow” my opportunity.

So Thank You Zoe for clearing things up. By the way, did Eastman produce the documents required by COB on November 22nd, year after the Mischief-in-Chief? Just asking for a Founding Father’s friend. “Narrowing the opportunity for mischief”, by god there ought to be a law!

Hey, that is it, this “Committee” needs a Lincoln! Lincoln, Lincoln. bo-bin-coln, bo-na-na fanna, fo-fin-coln, fee fimo-min-coln, Lincoln! name change! How about “Spanking Committee Investigating the January 6th Mischief on the United States Capitol”.

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11/23/21, 11:49 AM Tip Line - Thank You | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Constituent,

Thank you for contacting the Select Committee and sharing information regarding the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol.

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Sincerely, Bennie G. Thompson Chairman

Select Committee's Lump of Coal

 11/21/21, 7:28 PM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Bennie Thompson as “Chairman” and the coveted members of the “Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol”;

 URGENCY - Happy Holidays

I would hope that during the “Holiday” recess that this “Select Committee”, if it really “pledges an allegiance” and rejoices in that “sworn to oath” responsibility to protect DEMOCRACY to the fullest extent possible as a call to duty, may it find a time out now for a serious take-a-look at Ted Lieu’s H.R. 406. Even though that “resolution” is stalled in “failure mood”, any “House Resolutions” moving forward under pressure may be outside this “Committee’s” purview in responsibilities, such interference in trespass to force feed the passage of this resolution not in delight to the House Speaker or House Leader or House Whip. But no excuse to not try, as no doubt the passage of this “resolution” is well beyond doubt in benefit to your “Committee’s” undertaking. Why this bill remains stalled is not what “We the People” take lightly, it points to a dysfunctional legislative body, especially when such a “resolution” is of utmost legal importance for the “Committee’s” work product. As passage of H.R. 406 would allow the “Committee” to be much more productive. That “resolution” should have found favor in timely passage before this “Committee” began its investigation in earnest, to move forward without it was premature and the way things are turning out so far with what has been produced by your investigation, my assessment is correct so DO NOT try to talk your way out of this dilemma of “subpoena” power impotency. I can only offer my concerns from that of an “outside observer”, as like so with the NO SHOWs ignoring the “subpoenas” your “Committee” has issued, this “Committee’s” practices in response in the same manner as that NO SHOW category, with its so far “Transparency” MIA! I for one am very tired and in turn frustrated to hear again and again that broken-record 15-seconds claim to fame by one of the “Committee’s” members showing up on MSNBC, same old story. And one would think that if this “Committee” were serious in its endeavors, at least a weekly update as a “press release” would be encouraging and indicate this “Committee” is still functioning instead of what appears to be an “asleep-at-the-wheel” of misfortune ere in judgment. That silence may indicate that you have secrets to conceal? Maybe bit off more then…

For sake of clarity, that “resolution” of concern is titled “Congressional Inherent Contempt Resolution”. And Jamie Raskin placed his signature of approval on that “resolution” way back in May of this year in the beginning of the 1st session with the 117th Congress, as a co-sponsor. So if you are interested in the specifics, give Jamie a jingle it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Matter of fact, Zoe was a signatory to that same “resolution” back in 2020 with the 116th, same title and sponsored by Mr. Lieu under H.R. 1029. That said, this means the second attempt by Mr. Lieu for a Simple Simon “House Rules Change” allowing for legislation that would surely benefit this “Committee”. Think of it this way, had that “resolution” been passed instead of gas passed here comes the blind commissioner, by now your “Committee” would be due $500k for Bannon and Meadows and Clark and the other thugs so far just slugs running off sniffing drain-pipes and reciting the Trump manifesto. OK, further in frustration that means 2-members out of 6 on the Democrat’s side as cosponsors of this legislation, even before this “Committee” came to be in selection. I’ll let you do the math on what percentage that means in “AYE” in favor the passage of that “resolution”. And with the $fines$ that could have been, I’ll do the math it means 1/3rd of the “Committee” members yearly Congressional salary confiscated from the thugs! Please ask Adam Schiff if he is also in favor of such legislation which allows your “Committee” to $fine$ the NO-SHOWS, if NOT then why NOT just asking for a Founding Fathers’ friend?

Now on a more serious note, as it appears those individuals that ignore your “Committee’s” subpoenas will also be free to enjoy the Holidays all the time continuing to break the law of “this land is my land this land is your land”. That “resolution” which should have been passed before your “Committee” committed to investigating that GOP driven Insurgency”R”Us of January 6th, IMAGINE how that tool could be used against those individuals that are ignoring “Congressional Subpoenas”. Sad, that somebody jumped the gun before insisting that this “resolution” get passed post haste before you began that motion to get individuals to answer questions under oath. So far your achievements in this area are a total disaster in failure. Maybe it was Nancy Pelosi that has stonewalled that “resolution” to the stale-mate dungeon of no-return as it would not be the first time, like already eluded upon this “resolution” was introduced by Ted back in 2020 under the 116th Congress. Had it been passed in either Congress like it should have been honored, it would have embraced and encouraged the merits of “Congressional Subpoena” in power and augmented that authority to compel testimony. And to reiterate, PLEASE have your MSNBC members STOP saying that the “Committee” is using every tool available to get to the bottom of that ATTACK on the Capitol, as that is an utter LIE. One final thought, for real Jamie Raskin is also a member of the “House Rules Committee” and that is where Lieu’s H.R. 406 is stalled? Tell Jamie to stick a cattle prod up that “Committee’s”…at least get Raskin to prod Chairman McGovern to get this “resolution” passed!

And to reinforce my stand this “using all available tools” is nonsense don’t try and pull that wool, to date your “Committee” has refused to embrace as an advantage one of this nation’s most conservative Associate Justices of the United States Supreme Court. I am talking Van Devanter, in an opinion delivered with respect to McGrain v. Daugherty. For some reason I am suspect in that respect, as to why you are talking up a good Samaritan “charge” but when we see that there are other things already available that are also being poo-pooed, offers from the High Court setting precedence in efforts to make sure this “Committee” will not get stonewalled…it already happened because maybe Pelosi is afraid to confront the “Reality” that an ex-United States President committed “Treason”. If this were 1927 or any time before that or maybe if the 117th had the guts for glory, any sitting Commander-in-Chief that resorted to planning and executing an attack on the Congress, well the Donald John Trumps would be seen as that individual in the “False Prophets” silhouette of the shadow gallows as is found in Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul” and “We the People Patriots” would be in celebration that DEMOCRACY lives on. The sad thing, it is the U.S. Taxpayers that are paying for your “Committee” to perform its duty, when it appears to this “New England Patriot” that someone on our side is a “Traitor” and supposedly throwing in some pattern of interference, it is not interference from Trump’s minions that are laughing about that NO SHOW subpoena that showed up in the mail. PLESAE get serious about this business your “Committee” has been “selected” to seek justice upon for the sake of “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in liberty of DEMOCRACY. And until such time your “Committee” and its members surrender its so far refusal to accept the jurisprudence of Van Devanter, you are not taking that January Insurgency”R”Us seriously, else the fact you are afraid to confront the true facts of the matter with tools that would provoke that “being afraid” even more afraid.

So before going home for turkey and stuffing, it is your duty to get H.R. 406 on the docket today, in an “Emergency Order Special Request” to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, House Leader Clyburn and House Whip Hoyer so it can be on the House floor upon your return to the Capitol for a quick passage. Matter of fact, postpone any and all scheduled “subpoena” hearings until such time that “resolution” is a “tool” at this “Committee’s” disposal, as then you will have something to brag about on MSNBC - when fines are assessed against those that ignore that motion to compel. It may not be the testimony your “Committee” seeks, hey the $money$ talks some semblance of success so not a lost cause. If the House leadership refuses to take it up, then we know the cowards amongst us and this will be the precipice for a failed investigation. I will take your refusal to try and move this H.R. 406 legislation forward on a “fast-track” also as cowardly.

And during this vacation, PLEASE take the time to explain to this “Patriot” why this “Committee” cannot accept the precedence set by this nation’s Supreme Court, with respect to “HOUSE ARREST” power targeting those that ignore a “Congressional Subpoena”, as is found in McGrain v. Daugherty. If it was good enough back some 90-years gone bye-bye by now, yes good enough for a Congress that found the House and Senate under Republican “Majority Rule” allowing the Sergeant-at-Arms to ARREST those that ignore a “Congressional Subpoena”. And to emphasize, the U.S. Supreme Court “concurred” upon such “ARREST POWER”, so why in hell are you wasting “We the People’s” time with this delay maneuver by taking your gripes to the DOJ?

So in ending, this “Committee” has two all important “tools” that should be can be at the “Committee’s” disposal, what is the problem?

Happy Holidays? Not when DEMOCRACY is still under ATTACK as the January 6th Insurgency”R”Us ATTACKERS-in-planning are free to harass your “Committee”, as the ignorance of those already “subpoenaed” is purely that “harassment” in practice and you are letting them get away with it.

STEP UP or STEP OUT? Your “Committee” already found that “STEP OUT” option with H.R. 406 and with McGrain v. Daugherty, but forgot to tell US!

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11/21/21, 7:29 PM Tip Line - Thank You | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Constituent,

Thank you for contacting the Select Committee and sharing information regarding the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol. The Select Committee has received your submission and is prepared to follow up on the information you provided as appropriate. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission, unless we determine disclosure is required.

Sincerely, Bennie G. Thompson Chairman

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