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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

COVID-19 Capital Swine Tax

When finely this COVID-19-CRUD is history and the Wall Street financial markets get back to end-of-year 2019 levels of interest in normal behavior, and oil prices jump back to some semblance of reality normal, then it is time for ALL AMERICANS to come to the aid of their countrymen. And herein is what I mean by that. When we reach this “normalcy”, which we will achieve someday not too soon in the future a few years away, the year that goal is a realistic hip-hip-hooray for the Red, White & Blue, then when April 15th comes around time to talk turkey. When we enjoy that sigh of relief “Ding Dong the COVID is Dead” and when tax returns are filed, a vigorous cross-examination should then be an undertaking to evaluate each and every individual and each and every business and each and every corporation’s financial portfolio. These “portfolios” should then be tested against the “Normalized 2019 Test Case Year” which should include the overall average gains from 2008(Obama Era with the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act) through COB 2019(Trump’s Best Ever Economy) - or 10-plus years of positive growth during the 44th’s and 45th’s tenure as Commander-in-Chief all before the “pandemic”. And the cross-examination designed to test casing the gains before and after the COVID. And any portfolio gaining in excess of the “Test Year” factoring, that excess confiscated by the U.S. Treasury. For two all important reasons. It is our duty to help out and payback any gains in excess of what would have been expected had there not been such a devastating “pandemic” that wrecked-havoc on the financial sector and the best part of all, it will also reveal the crooks that made a killing during the pandemic - as an excuse a wise business decision making way too much $loot$ will not cut it this time around. A fine? Why not, especially if this “oversight” reveals a crime-in-progress during the CARES Act when Uncle Sam was helping out but had not the time for proper oversight. But the elementary fact of the matter what’s the matter today, since we have not a solution for this CoronaCovfefeavirus and throwing $money$ hand over fist every which way loose ends, that is wherein the wealthy will take advantage, and that is happening today. Many small businesses that were struggling in good times before the COVID surfaced, well the owners will get bailed out and become $millionaires$. Look, it is already out-of-control, so there will never ever come a chance to re-analyze what private entities ripped off the U.S. Treasury, so the writing on the wall this “pandemic” and of course the “Wealthy” will take advantage of us all. Our Founding Fathers had a name for this, it is called TREASON!

White House Halloween

Trick or Treat! Due to an over-abundance of “Hydroxychloroquine” purchased by the White House Awful Office, in costume of a “Fucking Moron” along with Melania also in drag as “Melanomia Klaus Fuchs”, they will share the limelight and will be giving this malaria drug out as Trick or Treat candy at the next White House Halloween.

Background: Coronavirus patients taking hydroxychloroquine, a treatment touted by President Trump, were no less likely to need mechanical ventilation and had higher deaths rates compared to those who did not take the drug, according to a study of hundreds of patients at United States Veterans Health Administration medical centers. In the study of 368 patients, 97 patients who took hydroxychloroquine had a 27.8% death rate. The 158 patients who did not take the drug had an 11.4% death rate.

Mr. COVID’s Military Draft

Will students see any of the stimulus dollars going to colleges?

~ From CNN's Adrienne Vogt ~

Jean Chatsky, a finance journalist and CEO of HerMoney.com, is answering some of your most pressing questions about the coronavirus and their money.

One college student asked: "I've heard billions of dollars from the stimulus are going to colleges and universities. As a college student, will I see any of that money directly?"

Here's what she said:

“There was $12.5 billion in the CARES Act to go to 5,000 colleges and universities. And the universities have to disperse half of the money they received directly to the students in the form of emergency financial aid grants. Go to your college and university's website, see what they put up. Some of them are allowing students to apply for these grants, some are dispersing funds to students who receive Pell grants.”

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Stupidity - COVID Side Effect? To think that this is a time to enrich oneself, when a student status…what the fuck has gone wrong?

And here is how that is playing out for students, to accumulate excessive wealth in “financial aid” during this “pandemic” a crisis time to pirate “skim” a profit. When “School’s out for the summer” came early with Mr. COVID arriving expectantly and the cramped fromunder mold-smelling $500/month dormitory went “CLOSED”, many students praytell did not want to go home and live with parents as curfews would impose. And thus would continue their education requirements remotely, so found new apartments to party hardy. Now that “remote” rent in private quarantine rests its case at $1600 bucks, which means you can shove 10-pounds of shat in a one-pound bag, OK just kidding as in learning it equates to 4-students into a luxury apartment and share the costs, so savings of $400 bucks pocketed. And just bill your institute of higher learning for your $400 dollar lose, so double-jeopardy you have doubled your money courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers now on “unemployment”. For real, it’s easy “like taking candy from a baby” as your Dean has already billed, I meant bilked, Uncle Sam and it is “crap” thinking like this that got US into this mess to begin with - do we need more, as this have and have not “mindset” must end! Dear Richie Rich folks taking a vacation at your 3^rd estate out at the Hamptons, has all that $loot$ protected you from this Armageddon Apocalypse Now upon every man, women, child and pet snake?

Here’s my take-away so far how “We the People” are not coming together and need a non-monetary stimulus that gets our attention - remember the Vietnam WAR. If this “pirate profiting” is the “mental mindset” of college students, then Uncle Sam needs to start a MILITARY DRAFT immediately to re-purpose and thus recondition our youth to help combat this COVID monster, as we are at WAR. Yes, college can wait as what good is that degree if there is no one left to sue or hedge-fund rape? And like any other draft opportunity, we will see the weakling “Bone Spur” objectors - this is for COUNTRY and no excuse to want to stay home! Yes, it is time for “UNCLE SAM to Enlist a Draft” of all able-bodied men and women as foot soldiers boots on the ground to “man-handle” the front-lines. And when the fatality rate starts, at least they died for their country and not for their agreement to be a guinea pig in some whack like Henry Murray finds Ted Kaczynski experiment!

Pictures for Elmhurst

COVID-19 Scarves “R” US

Models, models and more models in confidence camouflaged, a cheap-thrills way to side-step reality by throwing this “model” concept into the equation of doom & gloom, because we have an administration that is “broke wrong” and "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.", Abe said that so did Bob. And of course the “Fucking Ignorant Malignant Moron” went along with this “model” thing, as when it was introduced as a weapon to deceive “We the People” he thought the slime-gag experts were talking fashion models and someone had a Peyronie to stroke. But herein the Moron’s experts, I am talking renowned “I’m certain I’m Uncertain” Doctor Anthony Fauci along with his side-trac-skat Deborah “Scarves “R” Us” Birx and her “I’m uncertain I’m certain”. Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde the Mobius Strip on eniuqorolhcyxordyh malaria medication. Look, a lie isn’t a lie on the Mobius-Go-Round, Trump’s modus operandi! Did you ever get the feeling that when the Moron said he purchased 39-million doses of that “hydroxy” chemical concoction never tried and trued against Mr. COVID, out of the goodness of his heart, that he was hoping 39-million Americans would step forward in volunteer to be guinea pigs, and if it worked then Melania could then play tennis again? Sorry, it’s the “stalled in place” reruns, like “Atlantis the Lost Continent” and the Three Stooges that controls my behavior these days. Now a “Model” and all “Models” have one well known all-encompassing grudge match factor, “Garbage-in Garbage-out”. I speak with authority as I have used “Models” my entire work career in the Alaska “oil & gas” sector, very complicated “Quality Bank” models and when spreadsheets migrated from the paper chase to the desktop race, well “models” were then enjoyed by anybody that could erect a 2-diminshional treatise with the VisiCalc or Lotus and incorporate mathematical functions that could be force fed into a “Cell” and linked to...errors! Look, a “spreadsheet” cell can be conditioned to violate that “Divide by Zero” when inferior minds think they are placating mankind in “awe” with look what I did, need I say more. So needless to say some more, many “model” makers created a “monster” as a “model” was still allowed that “Trust Us” fascination when it was still hocus-pocus-dominocus and that is what we are being fed today by the fed we should all be fed up! The “spreadsheeting” made modeling easy, but at the same time “dangerously misleading”. But I always relied on a time tested “Model” that which originated by Professor PJW - a recipient of the Sir Isaac Newton ZRE award - a well-respected “model” good enough for the “Big Oil” and well proven as $money$ was never a problem while researching the “Best Fit” models. That is the “key”, as a “model” is merely a “fit” to some data thrown into an extravaganza like meat grinder. So I pulled the “fluffernutter” out of retirement to see what it understands about this CoronaCovfefeavirus. And herein is what the PJW-3DBB algorithm tells us about this COVID-19 EVENT to date and what to expect:

History Lesson: This “Event” started in the United States on January 14^th when an American citizen from Alaska died of “complications from an unknown pneumonia” while vacationing in the Philippines - more likely than not the COVID misdiagnosed and Alaska may have been wherein this virus was introduced into “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. Alaska is the cross-roads for cargo traffic from China that was not part of the Trump travel ban placed into effect on the 31^st. Now on January 24^th, due this “death”, the Trump administration was made aware of this “serious situation” hitting home in regards to what was happening in Wuyan, by his very own National Security experts and this allowed the introductory period phase of the “pandemic” lasting until on or about February 14^th. This “introductory period” is the time-period when those connected to WALL STREET were positioning themselves to profit from the “pandemic” coming our way. Instead of WARNING Americans, their 1% reasoning to remain “silent is golden”, as the worse off the way in which this virus would hit and be handled by imbeciles, the more $loot$ the already “wealthy” would make in the short through the long run as “We the People” take it in the “shorts”. I mean some fucking college “brat” thinks he should get a direct $bonus$ because his institute of higher learning received a bailout from Uncle Sam, WTF are we teaching our kids? Yes, here we are, wherein Presidential incompetency became the catalyst a golden opportunity investment $money$ matters above anything else so what people lie then people die. Just “business as usual” throw out the “model” as a smoke-screen, a model started off with known garbage, which allows the end result a higher degree in confidence. But herein below, the results of the PJW model and what to expect.

~ Initial EVENT ~

COVID Caseload: 2848333

Confirmed Deaths: 34180

R-naught = 12000 deaths per 1000000 cases

END-of-EVENT: 4/15/2020

Flight Duration: 32-days

~ EVENT A Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 1898889

Confirmed Deaths: 22787

END-of-EVENT A: 5/25/2020

Flight Duration: 40-days

~ EVENT B Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 712083

Confirmed Deaths: 8545

END-of-EVENT B: 7/10/2020

Flight Duration: 46-days

~ EVENT C Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 474722

Confirmed Deaths: 5697

END-of-EVENT C: 8/30/2020

Flight Duration: 51-days

~ EVENT D Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 118680

Confirmed Deaths: 1424

END-of-EVENTD: 10/23/2020

Flight Duration: 54-days

~ EVENT E Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 79120

Confirmed Deaths: 949

END-of-EVENT E: 12/19/2020

Flight Duration: 56-days

~ EVENT F Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 19780

Confirmed Deaths: 237

END-of-EVENT F: 2/15/2021

Flight Duration: 58-days

~ EVENT ENDS ~

Start Date: 1/24/2020 End Date: 2/15/2021

EVENT Duration: 398 Days

Total Cases: 6,151,608 Total Deaths: 73,819

What it means? Now we can safely start the clock for the Moron’s Phase I “Open Up America” plan as the 1% has made its point and made a KILLING!

Monday, April 20, 2020

Beach Haven FASCISM

When an “authority” like the U.S. G-men, when under the direction of Donald John Trump, hijacks medical PPE from within a state’s jurisdiction, “We the People” are UNDER SEIGE. Yes, claiming its authority to do so is in the best interest of the Nation due “shortages” from the COVID-CRUD, then once confiscated and comfortably controlled “no one looking” distributes that PPE in a preferential treatment mindset to states more kind to Trump and favorable to his re-election, wherein the 2016 electors in dereliction refused to be “faceless” and in violation of the U.S. Constitution as there is no permission in our Founding Fathers Constitution that allows a Moron to be ordained as Commander-in-Chief - qualifications lacking. Now that forced entry to steal away medical equipment the eminent domain property of the state, that is happening today, it is the Beach Haven “Fascism” mentality alive and well today and so well learned by a young Donald as was practiced by his father, Fred Christ Trump, like was witnessed at the Beach Haven properties owned by the Trump Tower in New York - what laws? And wherein Woody Guthrie wrote a song called Old Man Trump with words to the effect:

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!