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Thursday, April 2, 2020

Winged Hospitals?


Is American know how in ingenuity a lost cause? From sea to shining sea, airport tarmacs are littered with grounded planes lined up in a fashion of passion, just waiting to go back to work. Now these modern day sky-high cabins designed in comfort have climate-controlled environments, latrines to canteens and “In the unlikely event of an emergency oxygen masks will appear in front of you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth and breathe normally.” And isn’t that face mask like a mini-ventilator as it provides “oxygen”? So why not repurpose these stagnant beasts as “recover” hospitals for this menace of a virus that is out hoaxing our Moron-in-Chief, a temporary clearing house for those in recovery out of the “critical” phase thus allowing the hospitals a break in the action, some breathing room to accommodate this virus and its victims as patients. Now these parking lot airport tarmacs are off the beaten path, chain-supply ready already in ease for things like refueling - as the climate control relies on an engine running at least at idle - all performed from the outside as is the elevator to keep the refrigerator full as is the honey bucket “dumped” from outside because shit still flows downhill. In this crisis, hey here is a way for Boeing to find a cure for its 767 line of planes “grounded”, as when this is all said and done, why not have a fleet of “Hospital” ready planes?

Recalla! Recalla!


Dear Donald Trump, please recall Doctor Harold Bornstein to replace those two pathetic perverts you have on that “Coronavirus Task force”, that Fibonacci Fauci and Birdshit Birx, as I am tired of seeing those charts showing “Zero” confidence level in a Fucking Moron. By the way, whom are they referring to?



Tale of Two Cities


COVID-19 $Pirate$ Booty


Many in the know believe Donald Trump is a failed businessman, as is his son-in-law and like a virus in pandemic this failure is probably widespread within the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty. Maybe such failure through poor planning or risky investments, hard to say, as many individuals have been taken down in greed. If this were not so with Trump, he would have already shown us his tax returns as why not “show & brag” financial success like most proclaim with proof when at the top and in that $billionaires$ clubhouse. And if so Trump a success, where in hell is any humanitarian “Family” foundation like we see with Bill Gates and others that we know have really made it to the top in the $billionaire$ class of their own. But there is always hope for the Donald as in “Please God, give me one more oil boom. This time I promise not to piss it away”, a famed bumper sticker following the construction days of the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline, when many ditch diggers were pulling in huge paychecks then when oil started flowing people realized they should have saved for that rainy day. Well, that “noth’r oil boom” never came to be yet that doesn’t mean an end to that “golden handshake” dream just time to diversify. Wow, so some American “broker” invested $1-million to purchase medical PPE when the rumor spread from sea to shining sea that this COVID was about to hit landfall here in “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” - when it would require all able bodied Americans to lend a helping hand. My landlady raised the rent, I told her to get fucked and shit in her MAGA hat. See now, the U.S. Congress gets a heads up on things of national security interest, which allows a dissection upon financial risks and “the sky is falling” so sell or in some instances “buy” today until tomorrow! So this “broker” now in possession of critical PPE that went soon into short supply, he could just not hoard it until such time it was needed and then rape a huge windfall profit, as we have laws against such statutory rape. Yes, laws which prevent pirateering when in a State-of-Emergency - wherein most states have enacted “strict” laws that curtail any price tag gouging over 10% of the original sales price with violators facing fines and misdemeanor jail time up to 5-years behind bars. So even though Mr. MAGA could have held out and then shown his Un-Patriotism and sold his booty for the maximum additional profits allowed under the sovereign state laws, like a return-on-investment of $100k, well unfortunately for Miss Liberty during such times the investment crookedness finds a ways and means around the lawman’s cuffs. Now Mr. MAGA made the investment then hired a plane to fly the PPE goods to China, as that was a good excuse “hideaway” because that nation was in dire straits with the onslaught of the COVID outbreak. Which means on the surface it all looked good! Now remember, Mr. MAGA received a “hunch punch” from someone, that this virus was soon to be everywhere including “This land is your land this land is my land” under siege today. But that plane loaded with $1-million in medical PPE, it was not on a “humanitarian mission”, but sent to China to be warehoused as Mr. MAGA understood that some day soon that stuff would be in high demand back in the states - so he was doing his Patriotic duty to hold this stuff in confinement just incase…NOT so. Timeline wise, this was also during the stage that the “pandemic” in China was on the slow, so the PPE was not needed in Xi land but was now needed badly in the United States of America. Just when state governors were denied PPE by the Trumpster Treason Dumpster, so they had to go outside to foreign “brokers” and compete for the critical medical personal protective equipment at a price tag staggering. That $1-million dollar investment amounted to a “double jeopardy” profit margin and get this, the brokerage firm did not pay for the plane trip home this once home grown PPE as the New England Patriot’s team plane was volunteered by the Kraft conglomerate to haul this stuff back to its origin wherein it was needed NOW! Here is my “opine” what is going on deep down inside the cesspool of the 1%ers in greed the prescription for this “pandemic”. This COVID is something the Trump cannot “fix” as Michael Cohen is still incarcerated. So with that said, why not take advantage of the situation and make a buck here and a buck there, no one is looking we are all busy dying. And I have my thoughts on my fellow man and have not bothered to fascinate myself on how my investment portfolio is struggling, unlike the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty as the only thing on that pirate ship’s agenda today is investing in “body bags”. And let’s hope that opportunity is a self-deserving prophesy investment for these statutory rape artists. Please tease one more thing before moving on, no doubt this “pandemic” will make Donald’s estate a $billionaire$ and then he will finally find a smile his dream comes true. Yes wealth, condoned by the stench of "Death"!

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

CURE for COVID-19


The CURE is here, hip-hip-hooray! God Bless America, land that I love, stand beside her and…see, for the past week or so when Donald Trump performs his duties at being brief to “de-brief” the American citizens stuck-at-home the state-of-affairs with his lover Corona, well there is no social distancing with his “Task Force”. And when each and every member in good standing this Moron-in-Chief gets podium time, at least half of the dedicated time is a serenade at kissing Trump’s ass. So, that may be the cure and if so “let me die in my footsteps before I go under the ground” as Russian roulette is not my game of chance!

God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the blight from the CLOWN!




White House COVID-19 Briefing


April Fools’ Joke


This morning’s headliners read like an April Fools’ joke - that Donald Trump was finally taking this COVID pandemic seriously and had reached out to Russia for help. But this is no time for joking around, and maybe it finally sunk in with the Moron-in-Chief. Yes, first time in history April Fools’ Day was cancelled, so what so was the St. Patrick’s Day parade. So maybe we should give Trump credit wherein credit is due, the fact upon his arrival to turn the White House into the Animal House that he opened up a “gentlemen’s” dialogue with Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and that friendship is helping us today. How so? A mighty Russian Antonov “strategic airlift cargo aircraft” is in route to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” with a million-pound payload of emergency medical PPE. Pinch yourself, HELP from Russia with love! And accordingly, it was Vladimir that made this humanitarian offer and Donald Trump “gratefully” accepted. Wow, maybe this is a silver-lining outcome when push comes to shove a friend in need. Just one puzzling question lingers, as with this “pandemic” a World Wide reality and medical PPE in short supply every damn nation still alive, how come Russia has enough to go around and share? Like some investors have “short called”, PPE is a better investment today then “oil”, but Putin is giving the medical stuff away with no-strings attached! Look, there is not a single nation on this earth that finds immunity from this Armageddon that caught us off-guard. So, maybe Russia was not off-guard as the numbers in comparison the effect of this COVID paints an interest, what is Russia doing differently? To date, Russia is only reporting a small percentage of active cases and a corresponding miniscule “death rate”. Now some would say that we cannot trust Russia telling the truth, but that does not hold water as if so, why in hell would Putin be giving away the PPE necessary to combat this viral menace? Because, Russia is not being affected like the rest of mankind. And there is only a single common denominator why so. Something “evil” had already attacked our immune systems, crippling our on-board defense mechanisms to defend against rouge like “viruses” new to civilization like the COVID-19. Viruses come and go with “zero” attention and for the most part we live on so happy together without any long lasting effects - this time around it seems a little different like this COVID is weaponized. But that “weaponized”, we may have become our own worst enemy as the enemy in “weaponizing” ourselves in compromise.

History: There are scientific studies that had in the past called to attention how “cell phone radiation” can transform the human blood, possibly compromising the defense strategy that which allows the cells to behave like a “sea urchin” or “hedgehog” with spiny attributes that can lock-on to a virus with similar attributes - like a magnet. Yes, a trap for foreign objects like the COVID. Unlike during a normal course of events when a “virus” attacks, this “spiny” acts as an invite, our own system now trapping us in a death grip. And the fact that this “connectivity” radiation may be the element of surprise why we were so ill-prepared this “pandemic”, its effect on the blood cells compounds the problem as the “transformation” attracts a tremendous “open door” and thus overwhelming the “normalcy” and thus compromises those already health compromised. OK, back to Russia. That nation took action “in precaution” the studies of how “cell phone radiation” was causing the human blood cells to transform, even though the studies did not indicate any adverse side effects. Russian scientists went alarmed on a gamble, and “cell phone” laws then limited the “power level” to 1/10 of what is allowed in the states - to decrease the "spiny" effect!

And here we are today - wishful thinking or premediated insight as Russia is today winning this World War and so glad Putin is our “Comrade” so Thank You Donald Trump! But when in hell are you going to shut down the cell phone lobby, at least until we can get back on our feet as the “Litmus Test” results are front and center of attention right there in front of our eyes, ears and noses sucking up that rabid COVID because the “Cell Phone” industry’s “$cash register$ has weaponized our future in health for their wealth.