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Sunday, November 17, 2019

Little Shady?


That judge and the jury, they took their stand
The judge had the papers in his right hand
Forty six days and forty six nights
Forty six years to wear the ball and the stripes

It’s been exactly 46-days since the “Fucking Moron” was attacked by “This Machine Kills Fascism”, in due respect to the date we honor the passing of America’s Greatest of Patriotic Heroes - that be Woody Guthrie. There is enough “evidence” to indict this “Fucking Moron’s” ham hoc-butt lock-grid lock, let alone the sandwich, as today with the “testimony” being released by the Congress due it is that body's royal flush “sworn” duty to not hide the truth of the matter, as hide and seek is a losers proposition. But since that October 3rd, look at what has been discovered and uncovered why this silence of the lame the “Fucking Moron’s cohort disciples in shame. And look how it is unfolding, as we see a weakening of the “Moronic” defense as it is now a game of “Russian Roulette”, your turn and many hoping the bang-for-the-fuck-buck will be heard when that Sondland sounds off a lie once again thinking the “Fucking Moron” can pardon a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the groin. Hear about that guy that almost died due a “Nile Virus” adapted to swimming crawled up his penis, talk about an inside job and that is what we have front and center of attention with this piece of scat in the Oval Office. For sure, once this brat and his Russian Spy lover get evicted, we will have to burn down the “White House”, as the germs…and on the Sunday “hawk your goods”, it appears the GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus ordained by Jim Jordan is also preparing for a castration, and starting to bend over and accept the fact that what the “Fucking Moron” planned was NOT OK. And when we see that kind of weakness that is starting to signal an abandonment, an escape, the “Fucking Moron” is doomed. It goes to show, to prove that age old saying you get what you paid for. See, Sondland could not have been in a position of such power to pass on the political syphilis of a butt-fucking relationship, not until he paid Trump a $million$ bucks to honorably bend over for that MAGA dildo - without lubrication. Pay to play, at Democracy’s expense and guess what Moron, two can play that game!

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We the People Today


Has the time come of age wherein “We the People” in “We the People Patriots” sit down and debate to gavel “for crying out loud” what the United States Congress is supposed to be about? I am talking a peaceful resolution Revolution, an EXODUS of the People away from what appears to be political constipation. Our Founding Fathers did the same some 243-years gone bye-bye by now and set in place a responsible representative body designed to legislate “law abiding and abetting” camaraderie according to the U.S. Constitution - in that Liberty and Justice for all! But the “Constitution” is a “living document” which means as time goes by, that may necessitate changing our minds this guiding light and its principles, as the Fathers are long gone by now and left it up to us to mind our manners. And things were different back then, so YES we need a “time-out” to consider changes that which accommodates “the times they are a changin’”…Thank You Bob Dylan. First and foremost, a little bit of history as to why a new chapter, a re-write, a revision may be today necessary so that future generations can look back at “our times” and see that we cared and did not get complacent with ways and means outdated. And when we look at how the U.S. Constitution is today being castrated, still being defined in the current times the State of the Union in a mess with this State of the Eunuch, we owe it to ourselves and future generations to tackle this “patriotic duty” without further delay. Yes “mess” as an “Impeachment” is an ugly stain on Democracy. It’s like Putin declaring WAR without firing a single shot! We should never get in a position that warrants this tool-of-disposal and when the going gets tough, those that caused this “mess” in the first place should respectfully resign. When I heard today that Trump was at Walter Reed, an unscheduled medical visit, I hoped he would find the same bad news as did gangster Al Capone - syphilis in the paresis stage with no cure time to quit the job and fire up that bucket list. When we have an unqualified “Fucking Moron” in the White House that has an AG that is a bonafide Trump “Wigger” and a yellow-bellied-coward horde of whore-lords loose Pence and Mulvaney “Turncoat” cannons, we are doomed. We don’t have to sell out to Putin, as our souls are being forfeited away like a “fire sale” bargain basement giveaway! OK, not right to place all the blame on a “Moron” as we can all be in agreement that Bill and Hillary Clinton single handedly ruined “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” Democracy. OK, they had a little help from a Congress that tried to make legislation that circumcised “stalemating” with “term limits”, we were so damn close. Then when that Congress saw some “mighty thin stew”, well any “limits” affecting their well-being evaporated. Look, today Congress has a manhood smaller then the penis of a bed bug - if that were not a true statement, how come the Oval Office is still inhabited by a vagrant that has a lover that is a Russian spy? The fault is with the Congress, get over it as the President has very little power, when compared to what the Congress has by virtue the Founding Fathers mandate of who gets the power gavel. Look, with this “Impeachment” and the fact that the “Misguided Moscow Mitch” will dismiss any attempt to “remove the turd from the Oval Office”, don’t worry as House Speaker Pelosi can shut the lights off in the White House and if Melanomia - the Russian Spy - can no longer play tennis at her “Private” East Wing court, she will leave town and hopefully the “Moron” will follow the trail of scat. OK, we can no longer maintain the Founding Fathers “vision” with such a “Grand Standing Canyon” gap in the Congress by virtue the “qualified voters” in divide what side are you on, as the question arises - who owns the “Militia” as guaranteed under the 2nd Amendment? That is today a more important issue then whether or not a sitting U.S. President can remain a free-loader living above the law-abiding citizen Cane and “Murder She Wrote” acceptable because of “family member” privileges - the Russian Spy! Still with me, maybe then it is time to change the seating plan of Congress. See, it is too damn easy this target a recipe for disaster, this “whose side of the isle” gets the latrine duty. This “divide”, an excuse for all things considered going wrong - don’t blame me I hear coming from the “Halls of Congress”. And even if nothing accomplished, they still get paid a handsome income - so do they really care if they cannot get anything accomplished due this divide? Vote NO if a “True American” and…the sentiment we must wait and vote them out vote them in for change, that’s like saying rape is OK as long as a doctor is nearby for when one of Jeffrey Epstein’s kids comes too after sex torturing. How come Bill Clinton found such a close friendship with this perverted maggot? Now history tries hard to tell it the way it is or was. When the Bush boys ransacked the Oval Office and left Obama with an economy in a nosedive, I mean let’s plan a mess and blame the mess on the new kid on the block, a “black guy” as Cheney wanted a hanging to entertain his retirement party. Well Barack was smart and engaged in rebuilding that economy with the “American Recovery & Reinvestment Act”, an over-night success and the reason we saw very little “White Supremacy” come out of the wood-work to attack the “Black Man”. Look, gainful employment is what keeps people at bay, happy all successful in that “Life, Liberty and pursuit of Happiness”. Look, we had a “black man” in the White House for 8-years, if ever there was to come a time of an enthusiasm orgasm for lynching, it would have been then with the Confederate Deliverance alive and well again and look “thum there black people”. Barack Obama did this Nation well and probably the “Last of the Greats in a U.S. Presidency” category, as look at what we have today boldly going where no president has gone astray before in ignoring Miss Liberty! Now the momentum of that “Recovery Act”, well it is still going strong today. OK, a little Phineas J. Whoopee “Science 101 for No-Brainers”. See, momentum is a very unique thing, as you cannot just place the brakes on “full force” right this second to stop things, like the Pelosi 233 “Impeachment” Locomotive, it doesn’t work. As an example, any idea why we do not see the “brown outs” of old, like back in the late 50s? When starched collar dads returned home from a long day at the office, turned on the TV at the same time mom was using her Betty Crocker blender to make muffins the smell of burning motor windings was common place, because the “all of a sudden load” caused the Edison frequency to droop, then lawyers started getting rich and class was lost in society with class actions. Well electrical engineers went smart and realized that the rotating equipment that made electricity - the power generating turbines no different then that engine hanging off the wing of a 737 - well these beasts are made from a whole bunch of machined cold-rolled steel, so a whole lot of dead-weight it takes a whole lot of fuel in combustion to get the reaction turbine blades spinning and therein the advantage, as these machines with a generator placed at strategic locations on the “grid”, we live comfortable. It is the momentum, the inertia of that spinning “reserve” mass that creates a buffer and all is well as the ups and downs finds relief. The biggest problem with the “grid” today is the inclusion of “solar” as that commodity does not pack the wallop of “inertia” and the reason that power source has slowed down as beneficial to the “grid” and the environment, until such time a “battery storage” is developed so that a “fake” inertia can be part of the solar infrastructure. So that is what I am getting at, the engineers used a weakness to their advantage and redesigned the grid and used this “momentum” to theirs and our  advantage to smooth out changes in the loads of shifting responsibilities, people heading home from work after a long day at the office time to energize the neighborhoods. And with solar, it is great stuff just need to change a few things here and there and in time it will be a major contributor to the “grid” stability. But change, it happens and we must be prepared to meet the demands and expectations of how that change affects things like the “grid”, no different with the Constitution. That is what I am getting at with Congress. Oh forgot to mention, that momentum is what keeps the economy still going strong, it was the seed planted by Obama and is still fueling the economy today. I just talked to a guy that received a contract under the “Recovery” back in 2008 for upgrading the “communications network” from sea to shining sea with fiber optic capabilities every nook’n cranny for nookie granny and his work continues on for another 5-years - the money honey already earmarked by the 110th Congress. That was six call-to-order gavels ago! He has a crew of 800-workers all gainfully employed and wears that MAGA hat comfortably! And that Obama “momentum” is what allowed Trump to give his buddies a “tax break”, as the “Moron” was smart enough to listen to Mnuchin that now was the time to sign and seal the “tax break” as the economy was good and that momentum is still going strong, thanks to Obama. Steal away while the stealing is healing! Anyway, like the engineers figured out a ways and means to take advantage of what was once considered a weakness with the “grid” and harnessed that rotating inertia as a gain, is it time to look at the weakness in the United States Congress and make change that affords a better representation “For the People”. And like Pelosi having the power to “turn the lights down low” in Melania’s boudoir douchebag tennis court, we are the purse-strings of Congress! See, the divide is what makes or breaks advancements and we have come of age that any “bipartisan” relationship is but for a wish, it’s gone forevermore like it came to be a “death wish”. The last inning of a “Once Great Congress” started when some idiot yelled out at Obama “You Lied” and instead of a hanging this “Turncoat”, we let it slide and it has gone down-hill since then - after way too many years of abuse by this Congress based on a lousy relationship with the constituency that being “We the People” all political denominations or if you prefer, demoninations! Now if we take the 100-seat Senate and the approximately 433-seat House, what if those bodies are evenly divided between Democracy and the “Republic for which it stands”. One side of the isle of right one half of the seats represents Democracy - ok the Democratic citizens in good standing. And the other side represents that Republic - ok the Republican citizens also in good standing. See, we are all in this “together” again! Independents can run for either seats as we are now equal, no matter what side of the isle one takes pity upon. Then regardless of the “qualified voter” and “thou vote”, as that isle ownership comes and goes so let’s reserve those seats, and in the meantime never any gridlock and a Commander-in-Chief in the middle, doing exactly as the Constitution begs - NOTHING unless we come under attack by a foreign adversary named Putin. Equal footing, your concerns and my concerns of equal value, and with that such a divide rests its case, as under the “Founding Fathers” such a “divide” meant failure and if we do not demand some sort of demonstrable stability as the divide is here to stay, the foundation of the Constitution weakens away to NOTHING! Yes, it is time for this EXODUS away from the ways and means of old, this “peaceful resolution” Revolution as the future is here and we owe it to the Fathers, to our Sons and Daughters and future generations to make sure the Constitution does not become a book end with all pages left intentionally blank.

S. Pam McGee
General Cogsel of the Lousy Hat Solidarity Party

Saturday, November 16, 2019

Battle Hymn FOR the Republic


Dear Honorable Patriot Denny Heck
United States Congress
House of Representatives

Our Founding Fathers would have stood proud and strong in a Patriotic “Hear Ye, Hear Ye”, having had the fortunate son opportunity witnessing your speech the other day, one “heck” of a statesman you are. When you went out of your way in honoring the Patriotism and dedication of Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, an American that faced abandonment and punishment by the Donald Jong-Thong Trump White House in a fire and fury attack upon her credibility, an attack on her Patriotism with sworn duty to protect “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. It was an emotional recital of what our Founders fort for, and it brings a tear to Miss Liberty, a good tear not one of sadness, but the fact “our flag was still there”. Sir, I salute you!

S. Pam McGee
General Cogsel of the Lousy Hat Solidarity Party ~ UNION made by and for “the REPUBLIC for which it stands” sweat.






Friday, November 15, 2019

Monday, November 11, 2019

Kid Pro Ho

~ Translation ~
Trump English: Quid Pro Quo
Putin Russian: Dunce Cap missing the cap!


"No Underwear Party"

Dear Dad - My ARMY Hero


Dear dad, it has come to pass that you get to enjoy my salute both days in honor our Veterans. I salute you once again this same year, on this Veterans Day 2019. I saluted you on Memorial Day past, as you always honored that day for your fallen fellow-worriers that didn’t come home and today you are, in passing, my fallen worrier. You fort the battle to defend “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in Democracy to the end zone in celebration of “Life, Liberty and that pursuit to Happiness”. It was you and mom that instilled the latter three “guiding light” principals, in honor the definition of “Democracy” in a “Republic for which it stands" as you stood so strong throughout the years during change. Teary eyed I get, as your ending last wish with those last Patriotic breaths, you wanted to find ma and go dancing. So deserving, a true soldier ATTENTION! Yes, mom is waiting in the Heaven above for that “Last Waltz” I hope lasts throughout infinity. That is one of my fondest memories in youth, how you and mom danced hand and hand, to those big band sounds that blasted away your return from the WARS - how we honored such valor for those that went abroad to fight for our Founding Fathers “Democracy” upon which this “Republic” was founded. Funny, how “Democracy” finds its roots in the “Democrat” sense and the “Republic”…get the point - we are, we cannot be a divided nation, it just doesn’t work. The other thing I remember so well, how you and mom voiced agreement with the Democratic policy makers for so many, many years. That the republicans were only in it for themselves - for the money at everyone else’s expense. You passed away before the going got rough for Donald Trump, as today he faces a maddening crowd in favor of throwing him and his impeachable wife out of the White House. It is a disgrace upon this once Great Nation - the one you fort for and Trump thought a rain check a better hide and seek choice then a "uniform" - yet they voted for him? All good things come to an end, let’s hope not what the Founders’ gave us. Towards the end of your life, I finally asked you that question that was burning away the midnight oil as I stayed awake trying to reckon your reasoning, of why you decided after many presidential elections with the Democratic ticket in hand you went in favor of Trump, in the 2016 election. It would no doubt be the last presidential race that would honor “thou vote", as your health was diminishing, so this was it! After Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton and Obama you were winning the game! See, your reason for side-stepping that dedication to the Democratic party was straight forward and simple, and it was not a dereliction of duty. You said that people would never get behind the 8-ball to support a Donald Trump in such a leadership role, as a confident and or bonafide U.S. President. You were not a Trump fan by any stretch of one’s imagination, but you cast a vote for that party - a change of heart what had been your mainstay choice of governance for so many years as a Patriotic New Englander. I remember the day we watched as John F. Kennedy was buried, I could see flashbacks of your war memories in the ditches under fire and sweating bullets, as mom cooked diner over a hot stove. I could see that “memory” even though no longer in uniform, that the “Well Regulated Militia” had been re-activated in your thoughts, we were under attack. But today, I honor your reasoning of why you voted for Donald Trump, maybe in reasoning a “lessons learned” qualifier. When I finally had the guts to ask you point-blank why you abandoned the Democratic party, you reiterated that what makes America Great was the fact no matter what form of government gets in control of the White House for this “Republic for which we stand” that we all must get behind that leader, for good or for bad like a marriage “I do, until death do us part”. You did the same with “Ike” and with Bush senior, not by your vote cast in another direction their way, but after the inauguration. This support is paramount a strong nation “indivisible” the rest of the world can see. Else we are a divided nation and our Founding Fathers warned us about such a divide as it spells “failure”. So you decided to side with Trump, based on your passion to get behind a Commander-in-Chief early on, one that would lack such support and what does that say for our nation - when “We the People” cannot get behind the individual we call our leader. That “Indivisible” turns to mush and becomes “Divisible” and like Woody Guthrie taught me; “Mighty thin stew”! Your reasoning, this Donald Trump is still our leader even if we voted for the opposing party - we must get behind this man no matter what - hard to swallow, but as “qualified voters”, we should realize we will get another chance down the road if dissatisfied. And instead of fighting, hey didn’t we learn it all in kindergarten, to play nice? But you went on to explain why this was so, your choice to support a man who today faces “Impeachment”. Trump lives a life wherein he wants to be considered in fame, he wants to be liked and when people except him - regardless of our true-to-life feelings and political beliefs - then we control him. I think you were right, and had we gotten behind him early on his career in the Oval Office, maybe he would have compromised with the Democratic House and a Republican Senate, as a leader that promotes a bipartisan agenda good for all. We did not give Trump that benefit early on, I cannot say you were right but it makes common denominator sense, as how often do we disagree with the boss at work but to keep the company solvent, we go out of our way to do our jobs to the best of our abilities even if the boss does nothing but sit around the office and harass the secretaries. And today because of our stubbornness, we are on a crash course with destiny. So thanks for teaching me something of value when you rested so peacefully on that last bed of life, comfortable in knowing that you voted for the right individual thinking that one lonely vote here, one vote lonely vote there, maybe there was hope - we may never know if your reasoning would have worked as we did not “give peace a chance”. In hindsight, I bet it would have worked, as Trump is no fool when it comes to realizing what it takes for the citizens to smile and cheer instead of the booing. We had the opportunity to control Donald Trump, but instead of circumcising the political divide overshadowing our Democracy, we have instead demonstrated disdain for the Constitution and its merits in Democracy. I salute you dad, and sorry if we may have let you down being so selfish a party agenda that cannot work in “divide” and maybe we should have taken your word, that the Commander-in-Chief has the power to force a bipartisan agenda to stay in favor, to stay in grace those that voted for the other side. We are our own worst enemy, and how does a military man fight that? By firing the last shot effectively like you did with that last vote, against the enemy of the people as we are all accomplices in this mess. Rest in peace, no! Enjoy that dancing with your star, our mother and I SALUTE you for the rest of my life as a True Worrier. Your Son Mick.

Benedict Arnold 11/11/2019