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Wednesday, October 9, 2019

State of the EUNUCH - Day 992

Emperor Has No Clothes?
More like this EUnuch has No Balls. Yes, with that “Turncoat” Ambassador of the EU that went afraid of his own “Patriot Shadow” and hid under the bed bugs when it came to appearing before the House of Lords, as EU stands for…See, Donald Jong Trump is “Big Talk” and “No Action”, the epimphany epitome of a “COWARD”. But no-thong new, as we saw that “cow mode” with his stage fright on the WWE alongside Mr. “Fake”, that Vince McMahon, in “Donald meets the Boogeyman”! But with his “we all Tweet in a Twitter subterranean home sick fools”, with the Missing-in-Action-Commander-in-Misfit emphasizing that the Patriotic American Whistleblower that gave us UkraineBait “must apologize to me”, it appears the 45th’s last remaining brain cell has vacated the premise and “We the People Hoodwinked” have a Fucking Moron to contend with. It means someone will have to from now on wipe the Moron’s ass and the taxpayers will pay the price. Amazing grace just how far that “I Don’t Care Do U” First Lady-in-Waiting attitude lives on. Yes, as Donald Jong Trump suffers self-inflicted humiliation day-in day-out day-old donuts mind you, Melania is playing tennis. What ever happened to Barron? Of course, he is under the G-Men “Whistleblower Protection Program” because dearest daddy is crazy. If you have an understanding the underlying meaning of the Mobius Strip in its inherent property infinite wisdom to manipulate the truth, then you may understand the Fucking Moron - “What's good is bad, what's bad is good you'll find out when you reach the top you're on the bottom”, as Dylan sang with “Idiot Wind”, whose time has come of age!
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Donald Trump - Survival 101
Many “qualified voters” are asking that same damn question, why has Donald Jong Trump been able to remain, to survive in the Oval Office? Yes, today just in, 58% of Patriotic Americans question the Fucking Moron’s “modus operandi” and are demanding an “Impeachment Inquiry”. So why this survival when a Sleepy-Hollow gallows trial would be a better fit? It is Treasonous “high crimes and mister meanie”, as that is what Fascism is all about. And for real, the White House is thinking about bringing in Trey Gowdy to defend this “Treason”, talk about carrying along scum baggage. OK, we have carpetcrappers amongst the enemy of the people and any “qualified voter” that represents this “Madman Across the Water” as the “World” sees the guy that hoodwinked the Electoral College because that entity was schooled at Trump University, his cult following is in my book, a “TRAITOR”. Look, Gowdy is the tampon for the FOX news network and I am sure if you dig deep enough into the muck of the “Dismal Swamp”…I smell Confederate ancest. Wow, Gowdy was just fired from FOX news, because he teamed up with a Treason without a Constitutional reason. Look, he’s from the south, from a state that was the first to go yellow-bellied coward to secede from the “UNION”. 
When you look at Trump’s support, it is for a reason unbecoming any form promulgated by our Founding Fathers and Patriotism - they think they are “Patriotic”, its that Mobius thing again. Look, in these modern times to see this emerging insurgency in the “Confederacy” awakened, a bunch of sore losers, “Un-Patriotic” and this bowel movement finds its roots in that “Dueling Banjo Deliverance”. See, like a rash, the Confederacy is a canker-sore scab on the back of Fascism. And that is the underlying reason why the Mitch McConnell “gang” of inbred GOP “Femdom Freeform Caucus” pieces of Kim Jong “dung” are doing nothing about this Christ Trump Tower, as the destruction of our Founding Fathers “Democracy” is at Chapter II of the Civil War. Stay tuned, in the meantime drink to Sam Adams and New England IPA - and when that “NEW England” sinks in…we are ready to fight once again and this time we will not be so sympathetic to the Swamp Yankee Rats!
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White House under attack.
Rich Bitch private donations from “offshore” banks are paving the way for a new tennis court at the White House, for Melania Trump. Yes, private donations allowing additions to the once honorable house. So, does that mean she will always be able to visit to play tennis? Of course not, as when Donald and Mrs. Don’t Care vacate the “House”, they will make sure they are reimbursed for the addition, at a cost that will sink the deficit some more.

I Was the Walrus


Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Monday, October 7, 2019

Mudshark’s Heaven of Drones

So I have been gainfully engaged in renaming the constellations, so “now” generations have a better grip on what “space, the final frontier” means to the blues brothers. Take “Orion the Hunter” for instance, a remake finds it better suited as “Jumping Jack Flash(Rolling Stones) and in pursuit the Mudshark(Frank Zappa)”. With “Cassiopeia”, how about Elton’s Tiny Dancer instead! And for Andromeda, a take-2 on the orbiting dangling particles in reference to Jim Morrison’s Roadhouse Blues - Gunk a Chucha, Honk konk konk kadant, Ya puna ney cha, Pao pati cha…I woke up this morning and got myself a beer! Ursa Minor Big Dipper, better off today as Tin Pan Alley fame for Woody Guthrie and Company and Auriga renamed Aqualung(Jethro Tull). But what makes the twinkle-town re-chartering task difficult, not that I’m seeing double those “space debris” comets that vaporize soon after entering our ozone so depleted, but what is with all those damn drones buzzing about? Robots on high along with that 25-millisecond blast of cesium excited photons so GOOGLE can update its “MAPS”, the heat is on. It’s like a refrigerator, cold inside but from the outside the ambient temperature survives, but that “cool” is getting through, so yes we are being bombarded by manmade interstellar crap just so “constant connectivity” allows less and less “privacy”. Remember the call for all able-bodied Americans to “Kill your TV”? Democratic parents took heed that warning, and we know the outcome of that denial by the rest of the gang, like impeachment. Anyway, “Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light”, not much already and too light to star gaze again already…inside time for a donut. Amazing, that the originator of the “Pledge of Allegiance” found no fascination any participation of a “God” like character in our daily prayer? Because that originator was a “socialist” and that form of governance finds a well-situated separation of Church from State wherein “freedom and justice for all” works, unlike today wherein wealth controls the domino effect of what “Freedom and Justice” is all about. When Eisenhower convinced Congress to add that “One nation under God”, well praytell where it has taken US. And Rick Perry is pleading the 5th dimension as another “no-knowledge” accomplice the Eunuch’s Ukraine mess by responding with; “Not once, as God is my witness, not once was a Biden name -- not the former vice president, not his son -- ever mentioned." My witness be, can a court subpoena that GOD witness? Creep show, that’s what the Donald Jong Trump menstrual cramp administration camp is all about. Another subject, from space to…once again, it was my time at the podium for the Sunday scriptures so the “preacher man” could meditate before offering up that truth sermon. And instead of Gideon, I pulled out my Jack Kerouac notes and started off with an introduction by Charles Bukowski and that paved the way for the stomping grounds to then allow the congregation to be entertained by the read off the 14 characteristics of FASCISM. People bowed their heads in shame and cried out loud, like when Jimmy Swaggart found out the sugar-shacker he was hooking up with was Tammy Baker, when he cried out an epiphany like orgasm and it finally sunk in - an ugly as sin! So I was on to something, but the pastor’s only concern was the collection of loot and that made people feel good again throwing away their hard earned income, so the threat of FASCISM was abandoned. Look, people are generous with the “loot” at church because they think Rick Perry’s witness is counting. QUID PRO QUO, look I learned about that word many years ago when a kid trying to make a few extra bucks as a caddy. See, manipulate the score card for “thou master me slave” and you get a better tip. So that is what Donald Trump knows about QPROQ, cheating at the “pussy sport” like a PRO. I mean, I mean, what the hell is there about this golf thing? Guys using a stiff rod with a giant head, because they can no longer get an erection and then it takes another tool called a “putter” to climax into the hole? Let’s face the “True Man” facts of like like in baseball, a glove and bat and ball, it makes sense same with a basketball and a hockey stick is far from a 9-iron. By the way football should be outlawed, like outlawing FASCISM. But “We the People” are at WAR, and I will ascertain that Donald Jong Trump is the best thing that ever happened - for Democracy’s sake. WTF, no I am not suffering from the Maddow disease, yes Trump is a saving grace for Democracy, as when the Bush and Clintons disrupted tranquility, Obama rescued it but not enough as half the nation could not face the fact of life that a “black man” had been elected and so many abandoned “Patriotism” - so we are in need of a correction course. Let’s face the facts, is Trump stupid? He has a House that is 54% Democratic and 46% Republican and then the Senate with 53% Grand Standers and 47% Democrat. Do the math, what more could a sitting president ask for across-the-isle for bi-partisan success? Why a “Do Nothing Congress”, because it is this divide that the Founding Fathers’ warned us against, Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Founding Fathers’ Democracy and his only value as the 45th, that correction course this nation is in need of more than ever. Politics went polluted, corrupted and there is just too much funny money involved and the “qualified voter” is clueless. So this is good what is happening and DEMOCRACY will rule once again, yet there might be tough times ahead as we have a “Madman” in the Oval Office. Take a time-out to take the “Identifying Characteristics Test” of FASCISM by political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt, then speak-easy your peace:

The 14 characteristics are:

Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos - MAGA hats.

Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
Because of fear, people tend to look the other way or even approve of long incarcerations of prisoners - Border Crossing Lockdown.

Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe - Calling the Democratic Congress “Treasonous”.

Supremacy of the Military
Even when there are widespread domestic problems, soldiers and military service are glamorized - A common everyday Trump “Talking Point”.

Rampant Sexism
The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy - Just ask any LBGT survivor.

Controlled Mass Media
Media is directly controlled by sympathetic media spokespeople and executives - FOX, Hannity and Trump’s recent comment he was starting his own primetime because of FAKE news!

Obsession with National Security
Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses - Trying to find identity of government whistleblowers.

Religion and Government are Intertwined
Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion - Mike Pence’s main objective since inauguration.

Corporate Power is Protected
The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite - Trump’s Corporate Tax Break.

Labor Power is Suppressed
Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed - Unions are not getting Government contracts!

Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts - only saving grace as Trump knows nothing about art unless it’s a nipple.

Obsession with Crime and Punishment
Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations - The U.S. Treasury and Trump’s Tax Returns?

Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability - ???

Fraudulent Elections
Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media - 2016 ring a bell of alarm?

Pass or Fail?
Donald Trump’s History of FASCISM

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Puberty Pimple


TRAITOR - In the Year 2019


TRAITOR by Definition:
/ˈtrādər/noun: a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc.
    "they see me as a traitor, a sellout to the enemy"

TRAITOR - When a picture is worth a Thousand Words:



Biggest Thing That Man…


Ginger's rimshot, long live the “Toad”. Legends come, legends go but Woody Guthrie lives on and we owe it to that American Patriotic Hero a contribution, a dedication today to the “Hobo Rail Worrier” who took on Old Man Trump over at Beach Haven, time to add a verse we owe it to Woody:

I'd better quit my talking, 'cause I told you all I know
Please remember, pardner, wherever you may go
The world is diggin' Hitler's grave, and when the job is done
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done, yeah
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done

We best quit our snoring, ‘cause this FASCISM is bold
Please remember pastor, whatever you may preach
This nation is diggin' the Tower's grave, and when impeachment job is done
Then that’ll be the biggest thing that mankind has ever done, yeah
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done

And when Pete sings it out loud and clear future generations:

What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?
What did…

“That the Fucking Moron was IMPEACHED”