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Saturday, October 5, 2019

Dear First Lady Melania


Dear Melania;
Us kindergarteners need a big hug favor from you today, on this October 5th “Do Something Nice Day”, a day wherein you can put aside that “I Really Don’t Care Do U” rich-bitch attitude. So PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE return to your native Slovenia, give up your U.S. citizenship, return home ASAP. See, as kindergarten kids, we are trying to learn all about playing fair and being nice and all those other things “we learned it all in kindergarten” so we can grow up to be “good people”. But that is tough because the way in which your husband conducts his behavior, his role modeling is like a puppy dog with distemper - vomiting and shitting up and down the library hallways - it stinks! So take this relocation request under serious consideration and if Donald loves you, he will take all his wealth and riches and follow you, which would be the greatest day for our American flag. Thank you, the kids of kindergarten classes all across America.

Lech-ture Time!



I attended the “Lech Walesa Day” celebration on September 29th, Walesa’s birthday. And in anticipation of the Trump administration engaging in allowing Poland to enter the United States “visa waiver” program, when this was announced as part of the day’s events, well Polish citizens celebrated that news by singing Elton John’s “Madman Across the Water”. In a nutshell what the rest of the human civilization thinks about our Commander-in-Thief! I wish we had a “Lech” for American Democracy’s sake. Mitt Romney was right-on, Trump got the White House and all we got was a lousy hat. Lech Walesa, in comparison to this Fucking Moron Donald Trump. This Polish elder statesman, pro-democracy activist and union organizer served as the first democratically elected President of Poland, from 1990 to 1995. And on the honorable awards ceremony stage: In 1983, Lech was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and beyond that, he has received more than 30 state decorations and more than 50 awards from 30 countries, including Order of the Bath (UK), Order of Merit (Germany), Legion of Honour (France) and European Human Rights Prize. Gdańsk International Airport is officially renamed Gdańsk Lech Wałęsa Airport and a college hall at Northeastern Illinois University, six streets and five schools in Canada, France, Sweden and Poland also were named after Lech Wałęsa. Named as Man of the Year by Time magazine and 14 other newspapers and magazines, Lech was awarded with over 45 honorary doctorates by universities around the world, including Harvard University and Sorbonne - mind you nothing from Trump University!  He was named an honorary karate black belt by International Traditional Karate Federation. Wałęsa is also an honorary citizen of more than 30 cities including London, Buffalo and Turin.

In the United States, Wałęsa was the first recipient of the Liberty Medal, in 1989. That year he also received the Presidential Medal of Freedom and became the first non-head-of-state to address a joint meeting of the United States Congress. Wałęsa symbolically represented Europe by carrying the Olympic flag at the opening ceremony of the 2002 Winter Olympics, something Trump isn’t even fit to do unless his fat ass was carried in a golf cart. In 1993, the heraldic authority of the Kingdom of Sweden assigned Wałęsa a personal coat of arms on the occasion of his admittance into the Royal Order of the Seraphim.


Lech Walesa in History


About the honorable awards that Donald Trump has received, Trump meets the Boogeyman from Vince McMahon and the WWE. And forget about naming an airport after this Moron, maybe a crater on the moon and when he decides to attend the dedication, maybe the fuel for the return flight will run short and an emergency landing in Russia will suit US fine!
Donald Trump in History



Old Man Trump v. Woody Guthrie


Here we are, faced with a self-inflicted groin-shot wound - a disgrace once again upon Miss Liberty and the Red, White and Blue now in distress. Yes, Donald Jong Trump has no one to blame but himself for the predicament this nation finds itself struggling through, once again. When is enough, enough? So yes, the Moron shot himself in the groin, self-inflicted punishment - sorry for his whores. But his uncourageous unpatriotic cult, which claims 53% of the 116th U.S. Congress and 46% of the House, “We the People’s Democracy” is in deadlock which means a “nothing burger” both sides of the isle any righteous recovery the present State of the Eunuch. Putin is laughing everyday, as are most of the other world leaders. “Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall” - our Founding Fathers said that! Take note, that hand in hand means Democrats and Republicans alike, you and me bub! So it appears that the “qualified citizens” that voted in the 2016 election that was turned to an erection with a Eunuch at the helm - that self-inflicted groin-shot wound - well we can no longer “Do Nothing” and Congress is broken to the bone. So, maybe a recall of the “Electoral College”, as “Faithless Electors” have no fear rejecting the 270 votes cast for a Moron and Article II - Section 1 of the United States Constitution allows the “College” to “quarrel a quorum” and that is what we need, as it is a whole lot easier for 540 individuals to sit down and debate whether or not Donald Jong Trump should be allowed to shit all over America. We cannot go forward with an “Impeachment”, as the outcome could be disastrous either way the outcome. If there is a House “Impeachment” by majority vote of Patriotic Americans only for that effort to be sidetracked by a “dismal swamp” dismissal by the Turncoat Confederacy of the U.S. Senate, it sets precedence and it means we no longer live with Democracy paving the way forward for future generations - our children! We are at WAR with ourselves, pinch yourselves. And if the Senate…forget it as this Mitch McConnell is a walking human distemper dispenser. Look this leader of the GOP Senate, sworn to protect a Treasonous proposition, he is campaigning this weekend to raise money to STOP the “House Impeachment” which means if he is successful fulfilling the Robert E. Lee dream this “cultuption copulation”, then be assured that the Founding Fathers’ Democracy is being dismantled in its tracks. Just so that Donald’s dream for Old Man “Fred Christ” Trump can be fulfilled, Donald Trump is trying to set back the clock to 1927, when his father joined hand in hand with the Fascists and KKK, to protest the “passion for equality” of Calvin Coolidge. To all those “qualified voters” that cast a vote for this Eunuch, Donald Jong Trump’s upbringing was a dad that “harassed” American War Veterans out marching on a Memorial Day parade back in 1927. Sonny boy Donald is trying to fulfill his father’s fascination with Fascism as that allows the Trump Tower riches to “triple” in value, the divide widens between US and them, the middle-class swallowed up by the evil empire. So if the Electoral College is afraid and cannot honor the warranty it signed-on for America back then when the election booths accepted invitations from Russia with Love, and test the Articles of Fascism that which is behind Donald Jong Trump’s guiding light - then maybe our only hope is to replace the wording of the U.S. Constitution by the Constitution of Woody Guthrie starting with “We the People, warr warr...

From the high Canadian Rockies to the land of Mexico,
City and the country, wherever you may go,
Through the wild and windy weather, the sun and sleet and rain,
Comes a-whistlin' through the country this Farmer-Labor train.

Listen to the jingle and the rumble and the roar,
She's rollin' through New England to the West Pacific shore.
It's a long time we've been waitin', now she's been whistlin' 'round the bend,
Roll on into Congress on that Farmer-Labor train.

There's lumberjacks and teamsters and sailors from the sea,
There's farmin' boys from Texas and the hills of Tennessee,
There's miners from Kentucky, there's fishermen from Maine;
Every worker in the country rides that Farmer-Labor train.

There's warehouse boys and truckers and guys that skin the cats,
Men that run the steel mills, the furnace and the blast,
Through the smoky factory cities, o'er the hot and dusty plains,
And the cushions they are crowded, on this Farmer-Labor train.

Listen to the jingle and the rumble and the roar,
She's rollin' through New England to the West Pacific shore.
It's a long time we've been waitin', now she's been whistlin' 'round the bend,
Ride on on into Congress on that Farmer-Labor train.

There's folks of every color and they're ridin' side by side
Through the swamps of Louisiana and across the Great Divide,
From the wheat fields and the orchards and the lowing cattle range,
And they're rolling onto victory on this Farmer-Labor train.

This train pulled into Washington a bright and happy day,
When she steamed into the station you could hear the people say:
"There's that Farmer-Labor Special, she's full of union men
Headin' onto White House on the Farmer-Labor train."

Monica? Gennifer?


Friday, October 4, 2019

Donald Jong Trump


White House responds to House Impeachment subpoena:

You got to beep a gunk a chucha
Honk konk konk kadanta
Each ya puna ney cha
Bap pa lula ni chao
Pao pati cha
Ni saong kong
you gotta beep a gunk a chucha
honk konk konk
you gotta each you puna
each ya bop a luba
each yall bump a kechonk
ease sum konk
Yeah, ride


Dear Commander in Thief


Dear Commander in Thief;

Finally, after some 986 challenging days in the Oval Office, you have penned an idea to drain the swamp. I agree, that as President of these United States it is your obligation and absolute right to end CORRUPTION. And I like your idea to engage foreign countries to aid and abet your Elliot Nest “Untouchable” police-state style. Nice, that your idea of foreign intervention to catch the crooks red-handed was used to incarcerate that Paul Manafort. So I am blowing the whistle on some individuals that you can investigate by using other countries to assist, please call on your friends across the oceans to investigate the following: Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump and maybe look into Melania Trump, to make sure she is not a mole for Vladismear Putin and acting as a SPY! Thanks for keeping an eye on the Founding Fathers’ Democracy, going after the crooks.

By the way, that “986” means your guardian angels are trying to get your attention!

Too late, the ticker just rolled over to “987” which means that your devils are helping you to manifest financial supply in order to sustain and support with your life choices, chosen lifestyle and career paying off whores.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

October 3rd, 2019


What a difference a day makes…remember this day for history’s sake. Better yet, remember this day for Democracy’s sake! October 3rd 2019. Not only is it the 52-year anniversary of the passing away of America’s Greatest Patriot, Woody Guthrie. But more importantly it was the day Woody’s songs took down the son of Old Man Trump! Donald Jong Trump, self-inflicted IMPEACHMENT October 3rd, 2019. Hail to the Thief!