Albert Einstein & Melanomia

Albert Einstein, well known for his brilliance in physics, promoting world peace and losing his socks. A genuine “Genius”, just like Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron thinks of himself. So why for this comparison of Mr. Mc² and the 3^rd trophy wife of this Moron? I admit that the brightest in the bunch seems to be Barron, as he stays clear of the Chaos Central. I tried to stop calling the 3^rd Lady by namesake Melanomia instead of Melania, but every time I see her mugshot my only thought is “Mesothelioma”. She is like a piece of walking “friable asbestos” that has been used and abused away from its original intent, breath in and you are doomed. Yes 3^rd Lady, as it appears that Stormy is on first base and some Playboy bimbo just stole second base on a balk, because she was a better hummer in the convent choir. But this new wave of guilt that is following the Melanomia, the fact she was allowed into “My America” when on a special assignment that found preferential treatment with an EB-1 raffle ticket, also known as an “Einstein Visa”. According to Uncle Sam, that qualification finds the following criteria: You may be eligible for an employment-based, first-preference visa if you have an extraordinary ability, are an outstanding professor or researcher, or are a multinational executive or manager. Wait there’s more! And to be considered under this “Extraordinary Ability” welcome to America mat, at least 3 of the following must also be met with evidence to support, as fraud is like rampant rabies with this easy Access Hollywood “You’re In”: Evidence of receipt of recognized prizes or awards for excellence, membership in associations in the field which demand outstanding achievement of their members, published material about you in professional or major trade publications or other major media, evidence that you have been asked to judge the work of others, either individually or on a panel, evidence of your original scientific, scholarly, artistic, athletic, or business-related contributions of major significance to the field, authorship of scholarly articles in professional or major trade publications or other major media, your work has been displayed at artistic exhibitions or showcase, your performance of a leading or critical role in distinguished organizations, you command a high salary or other significantly high remuneration in relation to others in the field, your commercial successes in the performing arts. Holy shat, some tough and rough going! It means contributions to mankind above and beyond what “Sebastian Gorka” had accomplished trying to steel asylum here in “Our America” and when his application was approved, he reneged on that “Pledge of Allegiance” and immediately went to work for FOX. So now that Melanomia is under attack, this fallout over receiving that “Einstein Visa”, lets calm the cool as we have way too much chaos confronting Democracy to have to deal with this “Crap”. See, maybe Melanomia deserved this “free ticket” to enter the “Sweepstakes” of a lifetime. See, she gave a wonderful speech that showed she was a candidate for the “First Preference EB-1” immigration test, even though she ended up in 3^rd when she was invited to take up residency in the White House. The only problem, she stole those lines from Michelle Obama, not once but a consistent pattern of stealing another’s intellectual property mindset when it comes to important issues. See, none of the Fucking Moron’s supporters paid any attention to Barack or Michelle when they were running this nation now under ruin, so of course Melanomia thought she could get away with it. So by giving a “plagiarized” speech…Melanomia didn’t give a rat’s ass! I guess it means time we must amend that “Einstein Visa” qualifying list, and add plagiarism as a bonafide pastime. “SCUMBAGS” they are - but we must realize that Woody Guthrie warned us of the “Trump Tower” some 50-years ago…can’t deny it, as he was right-on and gifted with “Extraordinary Ability” to see through “Old Man Trump”.

 EB1A, MELANIA par with a Nobel Prize worthy scholar?

Art of the Linkletter

The most “linked” word in “blue swede shoes” that found an interest on the Net Neutrality this first week of March was “Trump’s Stooge”. In like a “lion” when “clicked” sent you to a cloud that re-surfaced your transformed link request as “Trump’s Hemorrhoid” and then with one more pit stop, a picture of House of Representatives Devin Nunes appears. I despise using a person’s image to get a Portnoy Putin point across, as we were not created equal, but in this case I rest my case - it is the epitome of a “Stooge”. Here is a peon that is single handedly trying to have anal sex with Vladimir Portnoy Putin from far and away, like with the interest in cars driving without real people. Which in my book is long overdue as evolution has proven that humans cannot operate safely a weapon-on-wheels and still play into Donald John Trump’s “Twitter” rage. “I Shall Respond”! But this “Trump’s Stooge”, Devin Nunes is trying to be a “hero” by constant obstructionism into the FBI-Mueller investigation into why so many find a craving to have anal sex with Russian Federation oligarchs. Nunes wants to go down in history as the “Hero Exonerator” for the Fucking Moron, even if it means practicing “High Crimes Treason”. One thing for sure, re-writing history will create a bunch of new jobs! Hey, Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron started the DOW crash through obstruction of justice by imposing a “Tariff” on imposter steel and aluminum. And he didn’t even have the decency to pass this “Executive World Order” before the House or Senate, both controlled by the GOP! Since the Russian meddling investigation continues on with full force like a Beaufort Scale 10 “Stormy” gale and is hitting the “Trump Tower” in the groin, the Fucking Moron is now calling the GOP 115^th Congress “FAKE”. So the Fucking Moron has only two friends left, Sean Hannity and Judge Jeanine, both with the FOX. Sorry with so much emphasis on the “Fucking”, but it hurts! And he didn’t even have the decency to talk to his financial spirits…and there ain’t nobody left in his cabinet with the patience to tell the Moron to stop “Fucking America” over some more - enough is enough. So, why did the Moron go ahead with something that is causing the WALL to come tumbling down? He called Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint line and did as any “puppet” would react, do something stupid that plays right into the hands of the Russian oligarch. Look, the Russian Federation is continuing to disrupt through discord, and by attacking the stock market, it finds a world-wide effect. That is the new-age WAR we must contend with, “Chaos” and the Russians are testing US. See, one wrong move from the “Chaos” then the “Cold War” shows once again its ugly side. Portnoy Putin doesn’t want any direct blame, that places him in the position for a legitimate counter-attack. WWIII, it starts with an attack on our Democracy through a “Great Divide” and then we will see the financial stability of our nation undermined, then escalation due a Fucking Moron that lives with rage and pissed because a majority of Americans believe his only role in life is that of a “MORON”. But this Nunes, it gives “Turducken” a whole different outlook on life. Take Devin Nunes and stuff him up the anal hole of a pig. Then stuff that over-stuffed pig up Mitch McConnell’s rear end orifice. Now when it is all said and done with, and Mitch relieves himself and the pig has a good shit, we are left with the transformed Devin Nunes - it stinks and just a Sad Sack of shit. And there ain’t much good left in the White House that can try to correct the Moron’s fascination with Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint. I always thought that maybe Kellyanne Conway had balls, but rumor has it she is really Vince McMahon of the WWE “Rikishi Stinkface” fame in drag - my god gag me with a spoon.

Children have an unerring instinct for knowing when they are being patronized. They go immediately on the defensive against head-patting adults who treat them like strange beings. - Art Linkletter

Trump - Back Stabber

Wander wide wonder why on the same day that the Russian Federation announces it wants to blow the western world to smithereens, because it was allowed to make super-bombs because the Fucking Moron never signed the “Sanctions” that would have delayed this craze to melt NYC, that we see the Stock Market go south? No “Big Phony Tits” here, it is sex without a condom, we have no protection against an incoming 100-Megaton Cobalt-30 Thermonuclear fryolator with a “hot-wings” special. See-saw, when we should have seen “Sanctions” on Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint become a reality, the Fucking Moron places “Trade Sanctions” on China instead. Saw-see, the Fucking Moron is pissed because Xi Jinping can now become a “Dictator” because the Chinese Communist Party has lifted “Term Limits” for its Supreme Leader. Putin is a dickhead of state. Bong-one is a dickhead of state. Netanyahu is a real big dickhead of state. And now Xi can become a bonafide dick. And our Donald dickhead will be going to jail. Yes, we received a “State of the Eunuch” address filled with false premise and the Ruskies a “State of the Gulag” message that warned of nuclear fallout. But the markets took a turn for the worse south when these Chinese “Trade Sanctions” were announced. Now I thought “double jeopardy” was against the law, maybe the Moron is stitching things behind the scenes in the early mornings when he can’t sleep due explosive diarrhea of the “Twitter”? Remember back to day 367 of the Chaos Theory President, just a few weeks ago when the Stock Market was still showing strong growth on the same trajectory as was realized under Barack Obama, well Trump imposed a 30% import tax on solar panels from China. Now this was for no reason whatsoever except for the fact the Fucking Moron doesn’t like renewables, so tax the hell out the GAIA energy guys. The Moron’s reasoning, “Make America Great Again” by building the panels stateside. I work in solar, and many small outfits have tried to build solar panels here in the states, just cannot compete with China and South Korea and Canada and Mexico - based on labor costs and semiconductor atom mining. I would love to entertain the world by asking this genuine Moron how a solar panel works. “No Donald, it is not midget slaves carrying photons to the Queen bee”. So if we want to go “Green”, we are held hostage by competition and must procure panels through imports - but jobs are created, maybe not in the steel smelting sector, but in the solar field. A 100-megaWatt solar farm will employ 2000-workers for at least 2-years. We live in a global commodities environment, love it or leave it. And this “Trump” magic number of 30%, it was re-purposed to erase the 30% “Incentive Tax Credit” made possible by George Bush through Barack Obama and that which created thousands of jobs in the solar field sector. Solar is new, keeping the costs down is paramount the success of this new age industry. So with such an interest in California - the state the Moron hates - well down yonder Devin “Trump’s Stooge” Nunes pig sty land, that is where solar is re-purposing burnt out farm land that cannot even grow weeds today. In some places we do not need Putin’s help for total destruction, we are there abouts already. And since the Moron doesn’t know how to read a map, he wants California and its sanctuary city life to suffer. OK, he is pissed at Nunes for the “Nothing Booger” memo that was supposed to exonerate any affiliation with Vladimir Portnoy’s Complaint. Now the 30% tax burden didn’t really place a dent on solar projects for 2018, even though the “Bush-Obama Era Tax Credit” was erased by this “Trump Import Crap Error” - as the momentum was there even if Trump wanted blood out-of-a-turnip. With the present chain-migration of solar stuff from other “allied” nations required to erect a solar farm, electricity generated for free when Stormy is away, it is today equal to fossil fueled generation - so be it the reason it works, or did! And that Nunes “dud” that gained the pig farmer the “Trump’s Stooge” award, it pissed Mr. Moron off more than Xi’s freedom to be a dickhead dictator. So, like we have become accustomed to with the Fucking Moron, an early morning brain-fart which is all that yellow matter custard covered head can deliver, dripping from a dead-dogs eye we hear about some other bright idea to now try and get blood out-of-the-turnip seed! Look, we all know the Moron gets no sleep, or sex! So as manufacturers started gearing up to make solar panels here in the states, low and behold another fucked up Fucking Moron tirade. Yes, tax the hell out of China by some new “Raw Material” import tax, another 25% for steel and 10% for Aluminum, and that is wherein a majority of “stuff” needed to build solar panels would come from - so this move buries California’s mandate for cleaner energy into the dugout. Since the Moron’s 2^nd year began only a few weeks ago, today solar has risen by 17% on the books. S.O.S. = UNAFFORDABLE! Which means through “double decker jeopardy trickery”, he gets even and the solar will suffer, which means jobs will be lost and electrical rates will increase again, and again and again. Bring on the coal I hear him singing with delight - “I did it Putin’s Way”. This guy occupying the White House is a genuine Fucking Moron, wait there’s more, add Maggot to get the full picture of an individual who never got over the disenchantment of seeing his first pubic hair, and is still wondering why it was yellow and unlike the hair color of a true Man.

The Other “F” Word

Take a look around you, listen up as the attack on Democracy is here! Constitutional Crisis? That started on January 20^th, 2017 - yes over a year ago. It is no longer silent this movement, no longer just a faint like whispering in the breeze. It is loud and clear from sea to shining sea. “This land is your land, this land is my land” may soon be guarded by a “No Trespass” sign and you may also find an eviction notice nailed to your front door, signed by a Fred Christ Trump Fuhrer! The “Trump Tower” is demonstrating a liking and willingness for such a takeover, through FASCISM. Look, the White House just gave up Hope! Par for the course this fascination with FASCISM as this worship with the “Trump” goes way back, to when Woody Guthrie took on “Old Man Trump” over yonder in the po’boy patch, Beach Haven NYC. This time frame when youngster Donald John was learning about a direction in life, from a father proud to be a racist. Woody was a simple man in his ways and means, a hobo with his iconic “This Machine Kills Fascism” 6-string guitar, yet delivered so powerful the word. As a messenger, his songs sing out a warning. We must begin to listen, or else we will be robbed of any future under a guaranteed “Life, Liberty and pursuit of Happiness”. In America, because we have “FREEDOM”, we live a life of give and takes. The salt-of-the-earth hard working middle-class that cherishes this nation it’s “Freedom” foundation, well we spend very little time with an understanding of the political quagmire, a.k.a. “Beltway Cesspool”. Sports finds a better equipped fascination then does a political forum on immigration or gun control or energy or impeachment. From Big Time wrestling to curling…way to go Team USA on that trip to the finals with the “rock”! But does anybody know the results of the curl, because as soon as the Istinka Rump showed up, I turned off the Olympics. Fucking Morons ruin everything and anything by promoting a “FASCISM” agenda, not my cup-of-tea! I only want to see Istinka’s mug or Jared’s mug on a police blotter APB. Since the inauguration some 360-days ago gone bye, this Rex Tillerson’s Fascist Fucking Moron has shown his warship worship for a dictatorship, and is attacking the very fabric of Democracy, tearing it down one thread at a time. If this nation were the USS Bounty, Donald John Trump is Captain Bligh. If we listen to what Woody said about the “Tower”, we find Fletcher Christian. There is a “Mutiny” in effect, we must defend. The evidence is convincing, and yes there is collusion in the “Fucking” as in US! Today we find unprecedented attacks on the FBI by the Fucking Moron family. We find the Pentagon under siege, with the Fucking Moron wanting a military parade - another sign of Fascism distemper. We have seen the U.S. Treasury raided, and the wealthy non-participators of “True Democracy” are benefitting. Look, if you are part of the 1%, you would smile under any form of government rule, even a dictatorship, if your net-worth remained the same. Yes, FASICM today is for sale. And since that murder spree in Florida, the NRA has come out in a full-court full-colors frantic like force majeure, as even the law enforcement agencies are under attack by the Wayne’s World “Militia”. All these wannabe he-man Sheriff Joe Arpaios and wannabe she-man Sheriff David Clarkes that are saying the Parkland “Sheriff...Look, Trump said he would go into a burning building without a gun to apprehend a shooter? Only if it were a strip joint and the weapon in use “Big Phony Tits” of a Stormy in heat! Ever since Trump came into office the police have been ridiculed if they say anything against the Moron’s ineptness. Now to be honest, you must be Fucking Nuts to mess with the Hoover FBI, especially when trying to cover up “money laundering”. At the same time, the Moron calls his “what’s left over” cabinet names, like Mr. Magoo for Jeff Sessions. I wonder what his nickname for Kellyanne Conway may be, as when she was on the Ted Cruz’s campaign she called Trump words no woman should ever let loose from civil lips. So that is how a Fascist takes over, by morally destroying the outer fabric of Democracy then attacking the inner-city society. And just leave the military out of it, keep the troops abroad until it is too late and then have Putin keep them occupied so they can’t come home to waste this takeover - yes more “Collusion”. The NRA is gearing up to call to duty its “5-million” strong “Militia”, on alert to help out this Fucking Moron’s coup d’etat.  And like the wealthy that don’t care what form of government they pay tribute upon as long as their stock portfolio stays, the NRA is the same as it will be happy under a dictatorship as long as that faction gets to keep their guns. And under Fascism the rank and file membership will increase exponentially as those that say AYA to the dictatorship, which amounts to some 62-million “Turncoats” that voted in a Fucking Moron, the “Great Divide” is here. And let’s not forget, it was Rex Tillerson that gave us the “Fucking Moron”, NOT I but I am jealous I cannot take the credit! Saving grace? We should embrace the preaching of Woody Guthrie, as that is in itself a formidable weapon against “Fascism” and maybe we can bite our tongue and hope that there is a “Mutiny” going on, incontrovertible with General McMaster and General Kelly realizing that they signed up and are sworn to protect the U.S. Constitution against this Treason of Fascism. Stink Bomb….yes, but even a Red with White & Blue military takeover is better than the alternative - Live Free or Die, give me Liberty or give me Death finds new meaning under a Fucking Fascist Moron.

Billy Graham Funeral

This would be my eulogy to Billy Graham:

Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus 'cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town

Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spends his days counting
In a garage by the motorway

He was born a pauper
To a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times
Said God is dead and the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today

And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon

Levon's sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leave Levon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing,
While Levon, Levon slowly dies

He was born a pauper
To a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times
Said God is dead and the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today

And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan, woo
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon

And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan, woo
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon

Songwriters: Bernard J.P. Taupin / Bernie Taupin / Elton John

Levon lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Portnoy Declares WAR

I am glad that Wayne’s World NRA is up in arms with the present dialogue of some semblance of “gun control”, as we may need this 5-million strong “Militia” to march to duty - this “Militia” is at the beckon call of the Commander-in-Chief. That 2^nd Amendment Right is based on a “Well Regulated Militia” and the “Presidential Powers Act” granted through the U.S. Constitution allows the Commander to exercise control over this “Militia”, as every damn cold-rolled blue-steel barrel is “Regulated”! Why this interest in the NRA coming to order and this call to duty, consistent with an eminent threat so draft call all able-bodied gun owners? Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s “Russian Federation” just declared “WAR” on the world, and the United States was singled out: "I want to tell all those who have fueled the arms race over the last 15 years, sought to win unilateral advantages over Russia, introduced unlawful sanctions aimed to contain our country's development, all what you wanted to impede with your policies you have failed to contain Russia." The Russian Federation just unveiled a brand-new “Nuclear Weapons Devastation War Plan” and Portnoy is “threatening” the world! As we sat around, for the last 9-years with the last year in GOP denial that Russia was involved in the 2016 election and before that 8-years the GOP worrying about whether or not Barack Obama had a “Birth Certificate”, we are today vulnerable to a KGB Communistic take-over. Blind-side divided we fail and we fall. In his most recent “State of the Gulag” address, Portnoy called our bluff: "No one has listened to us. You listen to us now." And the sad fact of the matter, our “Missile Defense” is no longer a detergent deterrent against Portnoy Putin. Which means back to the drawing board, and that costs a whole lot of loot. Guess what? The U.S. Treasury is broke after the Moron gave it all away. We played right into the hands of a Moron who played right into the hands of a jerk-off artist - Portnoy’s Complaint! And it appears the White House is practicing for a re-make of “A Clockwork Orange”. Anybody that thought a failed businessman that relies on the “Art of the Bankruptcy Deal” as a ways and means to surround oneself in “Fake Gold” would take this nation in the right direction - verification this social media acts as a lobotomy. This is serious business with what happens today through tomorrow and the next, and I wonder if push comes to shove and the Moron gets a warning about an incoming, what comes first the “Launch Codes” or “Lunch Codes”? OK, “Nuclear Football” verses “Twitter”. But this new cache of destructive weapons at the Portnoy’s disposal, almost like we need to start waving the “White Rag” of retreat! One warhead in his arsenal of NEW weapons of mass distinction, besides carrying a “thermo-nuclear” payload that can melt NYC in the blink-of-an-eye, it is also armed with a “Salted Cobalt-60” poison pill that when detonated after the meltdown will make the area “inhospitable” for a 100-years! See, Putin doesn’t want any survivors, as then he would have to contend with humanitarian aid of exiled Russian whores and emigration turns to immigration on the Russian Motherland! Did Putin start to use the Heil Hitler Gestapo play book, with weapons that are way beyond evil? I wonder where in hell the “Nuclear Clock” is hanging out after this advertisement “From Russia with Putin Love to Trump”. See, it was advanced to 2-minutes towards “Doomsday” when we welcomed in the 2018 New Year. And that was when things seemed pretty Chumley between Putin and our Moron, when North Korea was the biggest threat to contend with. Now, this is a sad day for humanity and goes to show how a criminal like Vladimir Portnoy Putin will befriend the weaklings, like how our Moron-in-Chief fell for it this true “Access Hollywood” love affair. We have a choice, either “Trump” the Putin threat by advancing our defensive military strategy, or just throw in the towel. To realign our military defense, wherein what we have today at our disposal to combat an attack is merely garbage that cost $billions$, it is no longer a threat to Russia’s incoming “Kanyon Class” kill vessels and will take $billions$ to make US feel safe once again! Our schools are no longer a priority, we are under attack by the Moron’s butt buddy. And where in hell will that loot come from to turn away this “Kanyon” bluff - it is NOT a bluff charge but “REALITY”. WALL? What the fuck for, as it is a deterrent but for another Moron “Nothing Burger”. See, the Moron Fool fell for the Russian Maggot’s hospitality, when all the time the Moron thought that Russian Gulag dildo was a medical procedure - it felt good so why complain? But herein is the test of time we have a choice. We can say the hell with the crumbling infrastructure and spend our money on a defense against this Vladimir Portnoy’s Complaint. And that means immediately re-inventing the “Corporate Tax” back to a normal garnishment, like 35%, maybe more as we are way behind the Putin curve ball. Else, the wealthy 1% can say NEY to any increases in “Taxation” that which would sacrifice their bottom-line, and keep their wealth along with that lifestyle under a different form of government - wherein they would kiss Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s anal hole just to continue with that Mnuchin like smile - that being rich gives not a rat’s ass about Democracy, as even under Communism they can have their steak and eat it too! Heil Portnoy may be coming to a CEOs portfolio, today! Just in, the Moron announces “Trade Sanctions” against China? I guess it is lunch time at the Oval Office.

A Lullaby for Woman

Lady Bug - A Lullaby, for our Woman

Introduction: After hearing an illustrated lullaby with song lyrics from Bob Dylan’s “If Dogs Run Free”, it was time for “then why not me”. After authoring several books on Alaska and countless “Short Stories” over the years, on about every subject matter of interest or not, I was in the mood to pen this “Lullaby”. And there could not have been a better song-writer to accompany my “Lullaby” then John Lennon. Credits: All illustrations by a 3-year old, growing to be a Woman in a world that still…read on! 

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