Preparation H

It’s not about you, it’s about the “dream” Punxsutawney! OK, sorry for my incompetence trying to communicate with a shadow, please pass the Preparation H, itch really itchy! FOX for real when I tune into the Hannity cesspool, my IQ finds new lows as my thought process goes numb, especially if following a story about “Big Phony Tits” legislation and I feel that itch all over again! Imagine Donald Trump placing those deplorable mitts on your tits? But why is it that even the experts from institutes of higher education like Harvard and the ADX Florence “Ted Think Tank”, cannot yet give a viable explanation of the Dow showdown takedown, which seemed to find a sweat-spot climax over a few days during center of attention the Moron’s “State of the Eunuch” address? Something fishy is going down, so since pilfering seems rabid, I offer my condolences through my take on what may be happening within 1600 Transylvania Avenue, at One Flew Over the Cuckoo headquarters - a.k.a. White House with the side effect of a Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint upon a Clockwork Orange administration. That’s Donald John Trump and General John Kelly respectably, as the retired “Shithole” is in charge. He’s the kind of Boston playground wimp that Will Hunting beat up on! I know his kind, anything to get out of serving time in Nam! OK, Kelly did his time in other theaters, but how in hell did he skate out of a tour of Charlie Company when assigned to the Marine expeditionary forces - and remained state side? So, Trump skated out due a “heel spur hernia” and the jury is still out how Kelly avoided the same. Look, the 45^th executive summary boasts a bunch of wannabee Rambos! Just a movie guys! OK, not fair as Kelly lost a son in the Afghanistan theater, because some “dreaming” brass was sitting on that ass and not doing his job! But in closing this argument, I have “Zero” allegiance anybody in the Trump administration as to what is going on in defacing my pledge of allegiance, as it is FASCSIM being promoted and anybody still standing by this Moron’s side, please lookup what is meant by “Treason”. Just because Trump can take credit for some gains upon the economy, we are being fooled into a false sense of “Trust”! But the Stock Market, what in hell is going down? According to reliable sources, a whopping 84% of the stock market is owned by 10% of the people. And the working-class salt of the earth Proletariats enjoys only a 52% participation any claim to fame the ownership of what equates to a pitiful trickle-down reunion of record-breaking wealth and only…drum roll please, 1.6% of the WALL. That sucks, because if we workers end up paying for the other WALL, what’s in your wallet? It means the Mobius Strip turns the tide, so 84% of the border WALL becomes the debt of the working-class and the wealthy sons-a-bitches will only pay up a pittance, and probably find double jeopardy fascination by getting lucrative contracts to build this monstrosity that will have a life expectancy of, two weeks before Pedro Houdini finds a way to breach it. During the prototype testing for ways and means to breach the $25-Billion waste of “Brotherly Love”, helium balloon assisted human catapults were banned as the referee cried “Fake”! Remember the guy with the balloons hanging on to a chair, Lawnchair Larry? So, for $15-bucks that WALL can be breached! Well then what’s with the money WALL these days? Simple Simon says it’s manipulated. And what happened the past few days wherein we could hear blood-ugly “Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum” screams from some gated communities wherein the Mnunchkins thrive, it meant “The Sky is Falling”. That wasn’t the sky it was the return of Captain SpaceX! Anyway, it was all a rehearsal, as the U.S. Treasury is going broke 7-months ahead of schedule, shorter then what was expected. If you ask why, please bend over some more. Yes, with Donald John Trump’s “Tax Reform Stimulus”, Uncle Sam is short on proceeds. It is getting to that time, when the military may have to hold a bake sale for new equipment. But the “Treasury” will soon be offering “Bonds” for sale and that will only invite an interest if the “Tom Price is Right”. Since the beginning of this year, the bond yield has shown some unprecedented improvements, and that is what the “Dreamers” are hoping for, more yield so they can take advantage of Uncle Sam’s generosity to once again practice rape upon “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” due unsupervised children in the Oval Office. See, Trump wants to copy cat and exceed the Obama “Stimulus” project, from $850-Billion “All American Welfare” to the next goal post, a $Trillion$ as “Corporate Welfare Some More”. Now the Obama plan with all its success, it also included some pretty good one-time tax break incentives. And that “Beach Haven Stimulus” money that will soon be in Trump’s wallet, it is ripe for more “Corporate Tax Breaks”, from 21% to NOTHING - at least for a brief moment of time. But when the “Corporation is a Person” finds such lucrative tax breaks, well the Treasury is going broke and the only way to support the “Trump Trashing of America” is to replenish the Treasury safe and that is wherein the “Bond” comes into play. James Bond! This few days of hairy-scary with the DOW now somewhat behind US, it forces the Mnunchkin Man to sell bonds on the cheap, so the ROI $$$ yield satisfies the filthy rich cravings. What it means for that $1-Trillion, it will cost US in the end that plus $500-Billion in interest. Somebody is getting richer by the Trump desire to rebuild the infrastructure already rebuilt during the Obama era - yes time to question this craziness. A Trump stimulus is not in the same context as what the 44^th Statemen gambled upon, as with this statesmen NAY peon YAY that finds credibility only as a bonafide Moron, it is all about abuse upon the Treasury. The Obama “stimulus” was for “We the People”. So the recent and lingering DOW sag was a test, to get that “Bond” yield shored up. And when the shit hits the fan and Uncle Sam is close to bankruptcy, the markets will take a hit as those in the know Mnunchkins will be in the position to take advantage, what NET Neutrality Neutering is all about. And during this time out wherein the wealthy will be allowed preferential treatment to purchase “Bonds” that are much better than falling stocks, “We the People” will be stuck holding onto “Junk”. And I am sure the Moron’s “Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty” Trust Fund finds a convenient backdoor to theft then stash some of the “Bond” gusto its way - like a finder’s fee. Remember, it’s all “me, me, me that matters” and every monetary drop in my stock portfolio, well professional thieves have a front and my net worth is dwindling away faster than Melanomia Knuass finding a Green Card to Trump like truancy citizenship. WE ARE FUCKED!

I Smell Dead People!

We are well beyond a “Constitutional Crisis”, and just entered the “Castration” stage of this Donald John Trump “Turncoat” takeover and clandestine makeover of My Country ‘Tis of Thee “DEMOCRACY”. Call it the “DUNCE-CUBED”, for “Constitutional Castration Crisis”. And soon, women of the “you were almost free” world will be cast back in time, like Melanomia Trump not a very happy camper shacking up with the “Big Phony Tits” animal. John Lennon wrote a song about the Melanomias of this world, cast out in the shadow of premeditated gender Net Neutrality Neutering, it’s called “Woman Is the Nigger of the World”. The 1^st Lady is today the poster child of that song, I miss a True and Honorable Michelle! And NO, as gone are the days of the chastity belt, today in fashion is the “Barbed Wire Thong” according to FAKE news MSNBC’s Stephanie without Rules. Trump thinks of a dictatorship, but don’t take my word all about it. See, the MORON wants to punish those that are not bending over to his keenness and desire of a Fred Christ Trump Fascist like “Love it or Heave it” attitude. Donald is mad, because his approval rating is still below par, it’s handicapped and after a year in office, still not gaining a whole lot of traction that will propel his standing better than the 1^st Black Man President. And Elon Musk’s “Fat Man” provided 6-minutes claim to fame with a whole lot more fanfare then the Moron’s 550000-minutes hijack so far! More people watched the rocket blasting off then tuned into the “Castration Hijack” inauguration. So, Mr. Castration wants the Joint Chiefs of Staff to plan a “Military Parade” for no apparent reason but for his “Treason”. But let’s remember, a sitting President has very little power and is basically a figure head. As a matter of fact, even under the jurisdiction of that Commander-in-Chief label, the inherent military privilege extends only to that of the ARMY and NAVY, so any parade NOT condoned by Congress should by reason this Moron’s insanity be “half backed”! The Marine and Air Force should deny this request, until such time Congress approves such a ridiculous affair - which they should NOT approve if asked. See, this “CCC” is by virtue the Republican controlled Congress ways and means to turn a blind eye to reality of what is really going on at the White House. If Trump gets his way, it’s like the WALL, as the day the troops abandon the post and march at his discretion it will become “His” day, and forever cast in stone for NO reason that becoming a Commander-in-Chief. This MORON is a “MADMAN”, and with everyday passing his presence in the Oval Office, the stench of Fascism, the stench of Hitlerism…well I not only see dead people, I am beginning to smell the burning flesh of a Cold War coming!

Constitutional POWERS of the President

Article. II. Section. 1. The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years.... Section. 2. The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment. He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments. The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session. Section. 3. He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

Sunday Take Aways

Go PATRIOTS! No not the bellicose Brady bunch, but the tens of millions strong talking REVOLUTION against Rex Tillerson’s authenticated Moron. SOLIDARITY, Hear Ye, Hear Ye! But one take away from this Super Bowel Sunday, we get another lesson in Roman numerals - LII, almost forgot as I learned it all in Catholic school. Wow, 52-years in the making that yearly boring get together of over-stretched jock straps. And this guy has been busy deciphering Donald John Trump’s “State of the Eunuch” address, the saddest and longest in a long time - so I understand it was double-jeopardy pain and suffering. The time span was due he kept clapping for himself, it sounded like somebody pounding his own pud. I had a Cease & Desist retraining order out, but that didn’t STOP the Moron as it was an order that only banned Big Phony Tits from approaching within 6-feet. Seems like a real big waste of time. I didn’t bother watching this dud, instead tuned in to “Bound for Glory”, with Cisco and Woody “Talking Union”. Oh, I stand corrected, the “dud” was the Dennis Nunes “Memo”. Look, I know Nunes on a first name basis just like the authenticated Moron. But a recap of the Moron’s speech, the condensed version that which covers all the strong talking points: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger…No Pepsi Coke!  And for those PATRIOTS:

I'm the meanest man that ever had a brain,
All I scatter is aches and pains.
I'm carbolic acid, and a poison face,
And I stand flat-footed in favor of crime and disgrace.
If I ever done a good deed, I'm sorry of it.

I'm mean in the East, mean in the West,
Mean to the people that I like the best.
I go around a-causin' lot of accidents,
And I push folks down, and I cause train wrecks.
I'm a big disaster, just goin' somewhere's to happen.
I'm an organized famine, studyin' now I can be a little bit meaner.
I'm still a whole lot too good to suit myself, just mean

I ride around on the subway trains,
Laughin' at the tight shoes dealin' you pain.
And I laugh when the car shakes from side to side,
I laugh my loudest when other people cry.
Can't help it, I was born good, I guess,
Just like you or anybody else,
But then I, just turned off mean..

I hate everybody don't think like me,
And I'd rather see you dead than I'd ever see you free.
Rather see you starved to death
Than see you at work,
And I'm readin' all the books I can
To learn how to hurt,
Daily Misery, spread diseases,
Keep you without no vote,
Keep you without no union.

Well, I hurt when I see you gettin' 'long so well,
I'd ten times rather see you in the fires of hell.
I can't stand to fixed, see you there all fixed up in that house so nice,
I'd rather keep you in that rotten hole, with the bugs and the lice,
And the roaches, and the termites,
And the sand fleas, and the tater bugs,
And the grub worms, and the stingarees,
And the tarantulas, and the spiders, childs of the earth,
The ticks and the blow-flies,
These is all of my little angels
That go 'round helpin' me do the best parts of my meanness.
And mosquiters,

Well, I used to be a pretty fair organized feller,
Till I turned a scab and then I turned off yeller,
Fought ev'ry union with teeth and toenail,
And I sprouted a six-inch stinger right in the middle of the tail,
And I growed horns,
And then I cut 'em off, I wanted to fool you.
I hated union every where,
Cause God likes unions
And I hate God!

Well, if I can get the fat to hatin' the lean
That'd tickle me more than anything I've seen,
Then get the colors to fightin' one another,
And friend against friend, and brother, and sister against brother,
That'll be just it.

Everybody's brains a-boilin' in turpentine,
And their teeth fallin' out all up and down the streets,
That'll just suit me fine.
Cause I hate everything that's union,
And I hate everything that's organized,
And I hate everything that's planned,
And I love to hate and I hate to love!
I'm mean, I'm just mean

Songwriters: Woody Guthrie

Archie Fuhrer Bunker

Damn good for Democracy even if only a few days, as the entire 115^th GOP Congress ran away, headed down to the Greenbriar Resort for a 3-day “Devin Nunes Lobotomy Retreat”. If not for an Amtrak train wreck, we never would have been informed of this hooky in progress. See, the GOTP - Grand Old Turncoat Party - thought they could get away with it by riding on the Stormey Special, a brand-new passenger train not yet officially placed into service by Amtrak. For real, a Republican member of Congress riding on what they think is an over-regulated piece of junk? It didn’t work, they got caught and with this wreck when they gamble on another government “Castration Racket” in a few more days, they will have to approve money to replace the locomotive and pay for this family outing extravaganza at the U.S. Taxpayers’ expense. No wonder the DOW is sinking, this nation is on the brink of bankruptcy! And since 1778 the “Greenbriar” is well known for its accommodations as a luxury spa and it was at one time - until 1992 - the “Bunker” designed under a secret project called “Greek Island” to protect the entire Congress and their families in the event of a nuclear war. So even though the once secrecy of this “Cold War” relic is well known, the “Bunker” still retains its functionality, it can protect against a nuclear falling out and with the Doomsday Clock only a few minutes close to meltdown any day know with a Moron playing with that “football”, wow seems like preferential treatment - and the Dems were not included? OK, for this picnic it was renamed the Fuhrerbunker by Steve Bannon-Miller. See, when the shit hits the fan, when the smoke clears it will be all GOP - the Confederacy finally wins, fat chance! And that was the reason the GOP picked this place to wine and dine the pig-sty rebellion, for two reasons. First, a place that has two-foot thick steel reinforced concrete walls and a 30-year supply of Cheetos so the brats could read the “Nunes Memo” and be far and away after the Moron declassifies it as a joke and it sets in motion a Constitutional Crisis. See, when we weaken our own stance, that is when we will come under attack by our adversaries. So the GOP ran away because they realized that once that memo brands the FBI, Hoover will arise from his grave. That is one SOB you best not get on the wrong side. And the other reason the GOP was hiding out and away from the beltway, the DOW dropped 666 points - and that is the number of the Devil and Trump takes all the credit. We are divided, Congress is broke and a bonafide Moron lives in the White House and nobody knows where Melanomia is shacking up. It is Portnoy's Complaint and Clockwork Orange combined! We will know when it is time to seek shelter for a Trump preeminent attack, when Melanomia is seen traveling to Mar-A-Lago with him on the same plane. Wow, the “Nunes Memo” was a dud, the DOW has crashed and oh shit, there’s Mel getting off that plane with the Moron. Now I have been running a test for the past year, that which finds as the ending result a “Friction Fiction Factor” or F-Cubed. Heat is caused by friction, like rubbing two sticks together in a crazed fashion and if you cannot stand the heat…As soon as Donald John Trump finds an urge for an early morning tissy-hissy-wissy fit and explosive diarrhea is broadcast on “Twitter”, anything upon any subject matter, the feedback from consumers compels a madness. Just by looking at this feedback, from both sides of the isle including members of Congress, a “Friction Fiction Factor” finds Donald Trump way outnumbered - the heat is on best retreat! And even if just talking about the Stormey weather! Almost like a Hatfield & McCoy shit-slinging feud, behavior unbecoming My Country ‘Tis of Thee. I am guilty, as it is so easy with existing NETanyahu Neutrality to fire such warning shots across the bow of the neighbor’s U.S.S. Tranquility - attempt to Neuter the enemy. Good thing technology has not yet allowed us to bring pain and suffering into our “Tweet” deliveries. OK, verbal abuse is like an electrocution, mentally shocking. Imagine if you could send a fart? Look, nano-technology will allow one day for a micro-chip in that flat-earth-society phone to decompose plain air and recompose the component breakdown to smell like a turd! So from far away, initiate a turd signature against a nemesis and let Ma Bell deliver it. Parental lock? Flatulence lock? But it is NOT a game, it is NOT funny what we as a nation are up against with such a divide in Brotherly Love. The time-tested expressions like on thin ice, treading water, take your pick for the prick. He is supposed to be acting like a leader, but this Rex Tillerson authenticated Moron is ruining our sovereignty and blackballing the American heritage. Instead it is like a fever, maybe fervor, holy shat the fuhrer - Heil Kiesta! And all this name calling finger pointing game of baloney, it has nothing to do with foreign collusion upon the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote and was denied “Access Hollywood” to the Oval Office, Trump had the electoral vote and given the green light to remodel the White House with bigger toilets and a mightier flush. Fake gold leaf? That’s the way our system of Constitutional merit works, we were not tampered with by Vladimir Portnoy Putin. If you think Hillary didn’t loose the Oval Office based on the head count, it was a fair and square election. No Russian “Bleach-Bitch” swindled away my voting rights - get over it! I voted with Woody and Bernie for Socialism and Solidarity. Wake up, we are not that weak a nation and our SPY network would StuxNET any Russian interference before Sergey even smelled it coming. Remember which nation started it all! With that said, we are way ahead of the other spy networks in the art of espionage. Sure enough Portnoy tried to interfere, and back-door traps were instigated by our hi-tech geeks in efforts to promote a genuine Spy vs. Spy. By letting Putin think he was in, it meant our spying could get into the “Deep State” of the oligarch gulag. The opportunity was there, and we took advantage of it as it was a chance of a lifetime for Agent 86. But once inside, well what was uncovered and not investigated as an original target, it started reeking of a Trump Tower business affiliation with the Russian Oligarchs. It was a sidebar away from any election interference, yet important enough that which warranted continued eavesdropping - the cat was out of the bag! But the motive, it is designed to take down the Ponzi masterbator because of suspicious banking activity of Trump Tower. This nation has rules, laws and regulations that we must abide by, and when the Maxwell Smarts see something that is weird, they take action. There is enough evidence to sink the “Tower”, for FRICO charges - crimes that fall under the Foreign Racketeering Influenced Corrupt Organizations Act. It is very serious business. In fact, the timing and weirdness of FBI henchmen James Comey right before the election to discredit Hillary’s ambitions may have been instrumental in seeing her loose, it could have been a planned attack to get Trump elected, so the FBI could finally take down the “Tower”. It goes way back in history to the days of “Beach Haven”, and if this was the method to finally put to arrest the “Tower”, even such madness makes sense. It is possible that the “Trump Tower” had already and would continue to hurt this nation’s sovereignty, due corruption in the $billionaires$ club and tied to a foreign entity our enemy. If this was the only way to get this corruption to surrender, then it was worth the risk as Hillary, well we ended up with the worst of the worse but no great lose if the end result justifies the means of execution this “Tower” corruption. So Donald Trump is doing everything in his power to save the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty. What we see transpiring today between the Moron and the “World” is basically “Family before Country”. No different than the time Donald Trump placed “heel spurs” before country. This nation means nothing to the Moron. The Russian collusion investigation has more than likely been linked to RICO violations. And that falls under the auspices of the FBI as the “Bureau” excels in going after money laundering. It is possible that the FBI was aware of Trump’s alignment with the Russian “Mafia” and wanted Trump to win the election so it could catch the biggest fish - IMAGINE indicting a sitting U.S. President under a RICO charge? It is the ultimate in “Book Him”! Al Capone move over. It is probably the harshest of sentences for committing such a crime, this laundering that targets a sitting president. I am sure that by now the FBI has enough evidence to open up a RICO case, and that would involve Kushner’s clan - and if Ivanka was an accomplice, going down for the count. The sons are with “probable cause” also guilty. It will take down the Tower along with an entire family that seems to acknowledge they live above the law-abiding citizens, and Donald would start a nuclear war before that stake-out take-down happens. So in the crosshairs of a criminal investigation for funny-money laundering, so is our future in the crosshairs. An insane human holds the “codes” of destruction and I fear he would test righteousness over the almighty buck, a Moron controls our destiny for selfish reasoning. He is insane, no doubt about it and if push comes to shove, he would demand respect by killing thousands of innocent victims. And had it NOT been for the FBI infiltrating this “Traitor” for crimes of high-Treason, well Fascism ring a bell of concern? We are past just a Constitutional Crisis, the next few days will be trying as the FBI rushes fast forward to control the madness of this madman. Fragile, very very fragile! And when it is all said and done, what a lessons’ learned for this nation and we will start to rebuild Democracy and it will be stronger than evermore than on forevermore!

Stitch Hunt

Wow, the Moron is on an early AM rage already, and its Saturday morning T-time at Mar-a-Lago. Oh, it’s rainy, windy and cold at the hideaway resort - a.k.a. STORMEY weather! And imagine being held in captivity with this guy on a rain man day, always gerking off or “Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.” I feel sorry for Melanomia and especially the same with Barron. Did sonny boy get abducted? Maybe he is smart and way too embarrassed to show-up with a show-off gerk-off father always trying to get attention. But the Moron keeps pointing to a “Vladimir Portnoy Putin Complaint” conspiracy like witch hunt - even after the “Nunes Memo” flop! Cry me a river. Now without argument something “We the People” are in agreement upon No Divide, Donald John Trump is the president elect for the most powerful nation on earth. As Commander-in-Chief and always within his reach, even while gerking off, that “Nuclear Football”. Yet all he can do is NOTHING about it, and the reason that Rex Tillerson has authenticated the “Fucking Moron” label. If Mr. Moron feels so sad about the FBI and a majority of Americans keeping up the attack, he could put it all to rest today - case closed. And he could place a lip-lock on everything investigated upon so far, classifying everything to date as sealed. That would allow freedom for all his cohorts in shame - Flynn, Manafort, PapaJoe…But Trump refuses to make that move? Why, it doesn’t make sense. Except, it is becoming apparent that the investigation into the Trump administration is widespread. It reaches the “Fred Trump Tower’s” financial ties wherein evidence of shady dealings are of concern under GRICO and it also targets Congress, like a sneak preview into Paul Ryan’s role to get in the way of justice, those that are basically guilty of “Obstruction”. After the “Nunes Midnight Rant Memo”, things are starting to come undone as those under the micro-scope of a possible indictment are starting to see the writing on the wall. I am sure that Paul Ryan is not having a very good weekend after a 3-day retreat, he is probably talking with lawyers to get a deal, “Get Out of Jail Free” card. And as pressure mounts, the Moron could make the move to shut-up the investigation and that will be - well we are already at a Constitutional Crisis. But herein is a reason why Trump has NOT acted. It is too late! Enough evidence has filtered out that disallows any attempt by anybody to wreck the already wrecked GOP Congress. And that Amtrak wreck the other day, with the passenger trains filled with members of the GOP, that was the warning shot across the bow by Miss-Treated Liberty! Yes “Stitch Hunt” as what the Nunes goons have provided US in this apparent GOP suicide, I am in stitches as it is hilarious that there is a faction of America that actually voted these political perverts into office. Sure they all laughed when the House and Senate and Oval Office went to the conservative republicans - yet remember he that laughs last laughs the best! Laughter is also the “best medicine” and I feel healthier this day, as Democracy reigns and the GOP horror upon our sovereignty is DOA!

Stormey, Chance of Sweatballs

Wow, as many pundits - those that hung-on some thread of malfeasance the Vladimir Portnoy Putin complaint date-rape upon our election - now changing horses in midstream and no longer any doubt in line to claim “I am Sorry” and bow down to a tape worm exiting the maggot Moron’s anal hole. And I have even more doubts today. Yes, a parasite, our Commander-in-Covfefe. See, right after the majority America was hoodwinked by this “FAKE” and in actuality a “State of the Eunuch” address more “Bedfellas” befitting, the entire entourage of Turncoats headed out on a retreat. Of course at the U.S. Taxpayers expense, and it was a very expensive vacation. Look, the GOP Congress wrecked an Amtrak locomotive playing hooky! But the Moron headed that way also, on Air Force 1 and without Mel. See, this planned in advance retreat boasted a “Family Affair” but for some reason Mel and son Barron are no-shows? But the Moron decides he best fascinate some more his pussy grabbing posse of imbeciles, especially after FOX even called his bluff - on the size of the audience that listened in on his Castration Complex teleprompt. Amazing when the FOX starts to challenge his genius! But at the Greenbriar Resort lunch, Donald went into dementia mode when he tried to bravado out Don Young, the representative from Alaska. See, Don received a fruit-loop lobotomy some 10-years ago, so is lame dead. Yes, instead of a normal operation, somebody from “K Street” sold Don a new non-medical procedure NOT yet approved by the FDA. It is an organic ritual wherein you sit in a coconut grove and let falling nuts turn yourself into a nut. It didn’t work as intended as Don went fed up it was taking so long, yet he keeps getting re-elected? You would have to understand how Alaskans think before it makes sense. But the Moron was calling out Don, because of the “Tax Reform” finding a rider that allows oil development in ANWR - the famed Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. OK, Donald was right on one thought, that the ANWR battle has been 40-years in the making. But herein is where the bankruptcy business knowhow of Donald John Trump comes to fruition. See, the “Big Oil” barons gave up on ANWR a long time ago. So even with the congratulations in order for that wilderness area now inviting to oil development - it will be but an Istinka fart in the North Slope breeze. As “Big Oil” went smart, after it was decided by the stakeholders to no longer have ANWR in its sights due continuous battles with aboriginal land owners, environmentalists and angry Muskox being chased off the tundra by Sarah Palin lookalikes in a Don Young rabid wolf costume. Now the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline is the only way to get so-called “Stranded Oil” from ANWR to an ice-free port so it can be sent to markets. In its heyday, when there came the “Oil In” from the huge Prudhoe Bay oil field, the entire future portfolio on “Big Oils” board room table at the time included ANWR opening up for oil development - to supplement reservoir declines in the Sadleroshit formation. So the pipeline was designed to pump 2-million barrels a day. That required 12-pumping stations along the 800-mile 4-foot diameter dipstick. Well when Alaska’s “Big Oil” finally said no more ANWR headaches, because it is very difficult for the diggin-biggins like EXXON and ARCO to wade it out what seemed like forever, they packed it up. As these big oil conglomerates are stingy, and they don’t want interference from outsiders. It was like placing huge boulders at a private road’s entrance in efforts to stop unwanted advancements. “Big Oink Oil” did basically the same thing with the Alaska pipeline infrastructure - it was destroyed. OK, pump stations were mothballed so that only a fraction of the original throughput is possible, now and forever. You can’t get rid of the pipe, but if you cannot pump it, it remains “Stranded”. And that was the intent, if we can’t have it, nobody else either! And the thought of re-building that infrastructure - not in this day and age. Many of the once critical pumping stations along the TAPS were dismantled and what was left behind subject to rust bucket technology. So even if the ANWR proves to have massive underground “Black Gold” oil reserves, it will remain “Stranded” and this WIN that the Moron toots his paper straw horn upon, like “Fool’s Gold”, but very impressive to the naïve.

Whoopie Cushion

Mitt Romney on Donald Trump: “He's playing the American public for suckers. He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.” Now Mr. Romney finds no fascination with a non-Mormon Moron in the choir loft, and like the count increasing daily of wealthy like American statesmen that are being awarded by Donald’s “Beach Haven” bankruptcy genius, these genuine men of Liberty are speaking out in realization there has to be something for the beggars of society. Is there a Lech Walesa amongst us here in the Heartland? Unionizing “All of America” under SOLIDARITY may be American Democracy’s only living hope! But Mitt’s “Lousy Hat” equates to the salt-of-the-earth Patriotic Proletariat getting, well how about a “Whoopie Cushion”. Hey, it provides “Tax Free” entertainment. So, according to my journey’s trials and tribulations trying to figure out what the fromunder happened to allow a Moron taking up residency in the Oval Office: “He's playing the American public for puppets. He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a whoopie cushion.” Wow, it is getting “Heated” in the political arena following the Moron’s death wish on democracy speech…State of the Union verses State of the Eunuch, take your pick. And because of sweating, the entire GOP Congress decided to head south and revisit the historical site wherein “Deliverance” took place and also visit Trey Gowdy’s dueling-banjo childhood home. I hope the Influenza Animal Virus finds its way down to Greenbrier patch, the $500 dollar a night resort being used as a retreat for the GOP Congress. Let’s face it, that wreck of the Amtrak train filled with monkey see monkey do…wait a minute, the GOP Congress on an Amtrak? OK, test case. I have prepared my surrender address for Mr. Putin: You win. I have taken down Old Glory and starting tomorrow, I will fly the Russian Federation flag. See, there used to be a law about flying the colors of another nation, especially if a rouge rogue. I think it falls under the definition of aiding & abetting the enemy, which is “Treason”.  But the Moron changed all that. I live across the street from a “Live Free or Die” 2^nd Amendment “Don’t Tread On Me” Donald Trump supporter that has the FOX channel on 24/7. A few days ago his Dish went out and when the repair woman showed up he sent her away - Net Neutrality Neutering! Then when the replacement repair guy showed up, Mr. FOX sat there with his loaded gun - “hurry up and fix it, I need more Hannity insanity.” But when I sailed the Russian flag - which is also red, white and blue and the likes of a Confederate broadcast, he saluted it while driving by in his humongous PU that is 10-feet off the ground. This is penis envy! The GOP held hostage U.S. Congress is today but for a subsidiary of the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty started by Fred Trump, and “We the People” fall into two categories: Stool pigeon FOX puppets and puppets not by choice but - how in hell can the majority be NOT in control the destination of our Nation? My take, it has been over a year and the fact that the GOP Congress has not taken any action to arrest the Moron, “Treason” again! According to a reliable henhouse raiding anchorman, “Donald Trump could kill a baby on TV and the GOP Congress would say an achievement.” But is the WORLD calling out the Moron’s bluff? Because “We the People” have been derelict in evicting the Moron? See, one needs only look at the $$$ to see what is happening. Steve Mnuchin went on record that a lower dollar helps the U.S., which finds yet another White House “trolling” lie. A month ago, before the “Tax Reform”, I could afford 2-ply TP. But the dollar started to fall based on Trumponomics, and today it means “stinkfinger”. Now Mnuchin was honest in this assessment, but only for the 1%ers, as the filthy rich see it as an opportunity to “hedge” their stock portfolio to take advantage of the buck stops where? See, we are part of the Global network, and others may be able to dictate the value of the Greenback. And maybe Xi and Merkel, maybe they are looking out for US in the long run, as we surely Do Not have a 1^st Lady that gives a damn except giving away Tiffany presents. Michelle Obama is still laughing at that Stifany gift from Melanomia - some say it was a chastity belt! OK, another test case: If Melanomia has a chastity belt, who has the key? Look, “Love it or Leave it” there is today interference from abroad, from both the Russians with a dream of destruction upon our Democracy and also from our friends, those that want our nation to succeed. Maybe they see we have failed, as we have been in this Doomsday zone for over a year, yet all we do is “Twitter” rage our dissatisfaction. But it is WAR, as Donald John Trump has aligned his mandate of destruction with our enemy - Mr. Vladimir Portnoy Putin. Don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the Stormey wind blows”. Wow, maybe it is time to fly the flag of our allies, like Germany, UK, China - maybe even North Korea!