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BIG PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
 – January 5^th, 2018

HOT OFF the FULL COURT PRESS: Panic surfaces in gated communities of the wealthy across America as Richie-Rich residents flock to area stores to clear the shelves of  “Lulu Guinness Chloe Mirrored Perspex Box Clutch”, which retail for about $300. Why this rush? Proven as a weapon of Mass Destruction against “JEWS”! Hitler has arisen from the DEADPOOL!

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Maggie’s Farm - By Jeff Sessions

Poetic “Justice of the Peace” Annelies Marie Frank some long-long time ago, from experience a young girl seeing victims sentenced to a genocide reunion, wrote a few lines that warned us about Fascism - how it takes over our will like a silent “Lobotomy”. Is that why my brain is feeling numb? Overcome we shall, as the fact “This Machine KILLS Fascism” is our saving grace! So, little podunk-puke-punk Attorney General of the United States Jeff Sessions is going to WAR with California? Ha, may as well add Alaska, Arizona, Florida, Hawaii and then piggyback Louisiana, Montana, South Carolina, Washington to that Daddy Warbuck’s list and there will be more to come on “Our” side this rising-up to defend against this Fascist regime - now into day 347 under Furor Donald John Trump. That “Machine” referenced a few lines ago? Fred Trump Tower is well aware of the potential of a “resistance” to “KILL” Beach Haven type Fascism. We are entering into a compromising destabilization era best envisioned by a “Maggie’s Farm” outcome, wherein “The National Guard stands around his door” be commonplace sea to shining sea. Under “Fascism”, this land is your land this land is my land no longer! Yes, Sessions doesn’t like the fact that the Federal G-Men have reneged on upholding the criminalization of illegal Doobie Joints and wants to fill the privatized prisons with “Three tokes you’re in for good” sentencing. That means two out of three jail cells will be occupied by a “black man”. I can hear it already in the over-loaded Federal Court houses: (Nigger Jim) “Your honor I plead guilty, I took 3-hits off a Doobie”. (Judge Jeanine Roy) “That’s 3 lad”? (Nigger Jim) “Yes your honor”. Gavel sounds…(Judge Jeanine Roy) “Sentence is life, take him away in chains, next Nigger Jim how do you plead.” IMAGINE, spending the rest of your life behind bars for getting high? Hey, “privatized prison” is a wealth building investment opportunity, fill “thum thar empty beds” in fact double-bunk and give the inmates a plunger - no toilet paper allowed! Whatever happened to leaving well enough alone? Every damn thing that Barack “My Man” Obama did for the respect and dignity of “Liberty” is being torn down - it is Nigger Jim Fascism gripping our souls today. Maybe when the smoke of the “Revolution will not be televised due Net-Neutrality Netanyahu Neutering” clears away, maybe this nation we still cherish shall be divided up appropriately. The have and the have nots is a good starting point. There exists plenty of cesspools for the rich. Look Levon Nunes assholes in Congress, California can join with Oregon and Washington to behave as its very own bonafide country. It doesn’t need Uncle Sam’s nourishment handouts to survive with a real economy and a genuine citizens’ based reality. And When California secedes, so will Oregon and Washington, and that means the entire west coast will be under a blockade. Idiots in Sessions’ Unabomber cabinet? No, it is Fascism taking over our true reality of “One Nation…indivisible with liberty and justice for all”. But this “revolution” is good, as like any conglomerate too big demonstrates a furor frightening anti-trust fever, this nation has become just like a complex corporation that does not understand which way is forward in relationship to going backwards. With Jeff Sessions’ thirst to take a stand on the caramelization(Target Nigger Jims) oversight of marijuana and start enforcing actions by overturning another Obama era advancement for mankind, the Furor is getting US used to living under oppression and making Fascism in vogue. Look, those wealthy assholes that embrace the 1% movement would embrace any form of government if it makes them more money. Yes, they would vote in slavery if it meant boasting up their bottom-line. And let’s go back in time, to see what power the Federalist’s Fascists really have with respect to arresting pot smoke. Precedence is set, as to the legality of arresting pot smokers goes back to Alaska, in Ravin vs. State, circa 1975. The police arrested a guy for having a few weeds in his living room, after a raid on his “privacy” and that was introduced as evidence when the “tooch” was a controlled substance. This now booked criminal was headed for a time in the orange jump suit when…Liberty came face to face with evil and “We the People’s State” prevailed. The case rested its peace due the 49er’s Constitution, that which granted a “Right to Privacy”!  See, the Grand Wizard has already spoken out that the U.S. Constitution does not protect or offer a “Right to Privacy”. But we live by rules of engagement that which is best for the country men & women and too hell with the rest, embracing those that protect our liberty to be left alone. Money isn’t everything in this life, Patriotism ring a bell over wealth! In a non-FASCIST arena, we are allowed the righteousness of legislation that shines in “freedom”. So, if a state finds a Constitution that provides for some semblance of that right to enjoy a “Private” toke, especially in one’s own home based on a gift of “Privacy”, then lack of a Federal statute that prohibits an action or inaction, a state’s protection clause takes precedent. That is why under Obama the criminalization of cannabis was not bothersome and went by the wayside, it had no guts for many states with a “Right to Privacy” on the books. Sessions is picking a fight the G-Men have already lost! Yes, “We the People’s State” takes control and the Sessions can kiss their golden throne ass goodbye. So many states already protect that right, for privacy, and that will trump any Sessions joyriding arrests for trying to enjoy a high. He can look and act like a “Big Shot”, but in REALITY he is but a scab on Furor Trump’s heel spur. So with Session’s, well just another podunk skunk that wants to shove Fascism up our kesta when we are having family time, because rape us in front of our children fascinates that Fascist pervert addiction. In fact, he reminds me of that arrogant little “Illinois Nazis” asshole of the Blues Brothers fame. Like a wet noodle, so is Sessions and a Sad Sack excuse for an Attorney General. But par for the course for the Furor’s reputation. Look, Fascism is at our doorstep! Case in point, when did we start gauging AMERICAN PATRIOTISM by a person’s wealth standing? Another Fascist element of surprise, as wealth buys freedom in Hitler like settlements soon to be our neighborhoods if we don’t get to action. “This train, we best be on board and bound for GLORY be is our calling today…

Oh, the foes will rise

With the sleep still in their eyes
And they'll jerk from their beds and think they're dreamin'
But they'll pinch themselves and squeal
And know that it's for real
The hour when the ship comes in

Then they'll raise their hands
Sayin' we'll meet all your demands
But we'll shout from the bow your days are numbered
And like Pharaoh's tribe
They'll be drownded in the tide
And like Goliath, they'll be conquered

Songwriter: Bob Dylan

BIG PHONY TITS NEWS - E1R2

BIG PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
 – December 25^th, 2017

Twas the White House Night Before Christmas

Barroom Trump Bedtime Story

According to White House spokesperson Kinkybrand Bombs-away, the following “Bedtime” story is what Mr. & Mrs. Moron Trump read to Barroom on December 24^th, instead of ”Twas the Night Before Christmas”:

No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

(Randy’s “Political Science” version)

Bannon Bluff Charge

Being an Alaskan and the experience to boast about it, I know what a bluff charge is all about! When a “Brown Bear” targets an innocent moving object out of curiosity, if you be such a target breath quickly your last breath as an 800-pound beast on the charge defies the speed-of-light and the physical principles behind mass and momentum fails the test. Such a “charge” is designed well as a natural instinct behavior, as a means to scare the target into freezing in place and “shatting in thy pants”, and this is what Steve Bannon is up too with Donald Trump and Company. With Bannon’s latest attack on Donald John Trump and his family in Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury, using words to the effect “Treasonous” with respect to how the Trump Tower dysentery dynasty operates and is so possessed with “image” upon a phony net-worth through money laundering, is this a for real “Bluff Charge”? Bannon and Donald were ball brothers when they entered the Oval Office, and threw X-marks the spot darts where the Bill Clinton cum stains remained. See, with Ursus Arctos, the “Bluff” is supposed to scare the target into retreating after trying to remain stillborn, and when you can see this curious bear needs dental work as it is breathing down your back so out of desperation make that “Exit stage left” move, that mistake arouses the hunting instincts and allows a mauling. If you ever heard a scavenger bear chomping through a caribou carcass in the pitch darkness of a rainy night in the middle of the wilderness, it is hair-raising scary. There are no tress to climb in Alaska! But a “Bluff Charge” has a defining reason, not always a mauling the outcome, but may also be a “Territorial Boundary” thing, pre-ordained as a survival instinct. OK, from a human philosophical standpoint that we are different then wild animals along with the fact undisputed Bannon being an educated successful individual, he is using the Henry Murray technique to get the same results as a “Brown Bear” on the charge. It is all a “BLUFF”! Bannon quit the Trump Tower, but that doesn’t mean he gave up on his Breitbarf promise to dismantle DEMOCRACY. So, by playing the “needs & press” mind games with his ex-boss at a critical time when heat is on between Donald and Bong Un, it can produce results consistent with Bannon’s dream. “Total destruction the only solution”? Yes, Henry Murray was a psycho that taught at Harvard and was instrumental in the behavioral experiments conducted by the CIA, called the MK-Ultra. It is designed to push to the brink, wherein it can cause an individual to experience bouts of a “Schizotypal Personality Disorder” and often referred to as the TIT, for “Theatrical Imbecile Test”. How successful is Murray’s formula to disrupt normalcy? Just ask Theodore John Kaczynski, as he was one of Murray’s guinea pigs while attending Harvard, at age 16. Ted was a brilliant mathematician, and had he not been subject to these experiments, he would be another Stephen Hawking, take that back, a better role model like Isaac Newton. Instead, he was pushed to the brink and remains confined in a cell. See, that’s what’s wrong with our prison system, why are we not tapping this man’s brain for modernizing “Boundary Theory and Bluff Charges”? But like with Kaczynski, Donald John Trump will end up with the same fate, a jail cell after being charged with crimes unbecoming a schizotypal psychopath. In today’s world of unethical experimenting, Apocalypse Now Nearing Armageddon, ANNA is TIT on steroids. So yes, Bannon has “Bluff Charged” the 45^th for a reason, best RUN for our liberty as we are all being charged with trying to remain PATRIOTIC AMERICANS while assholes commit Hairy Carey Helter Skelter on our Constitution, as nowhere in that sacred document does it allow for a schizotypal psychopath to remain in office and have access to the “nuke” codes.  Bannon’s dream coming true!

New Moon Rising

I would wager to say that Donald Moronjohn Trump despises a “New Moon”! Just like he despises a “she NAY” when trying to Tic-Tac grab a pussy or squeeze big fake tits. OK, Melanomia allows for the “Al Bundy Biggin Diggins”, like any abused wife in giving up an individual’s pursuit of happiness. Now newly elected Moon Jae-in, president of South Korea, is keeping his campaign promise to open up a constructive dialogue with his northern nemesis, Hung-Low - whatever this Jong Un claims one-up on our Moron-in-Chief! Bigger buttons, bigger and better nukes - like two immature puke punks this melodrama between Hung and Trump. How in hell do other world leaders cope with a guy like Trump? I would place another wager the Merkels, Portnoy Putins, Mays and Jinpings laugh a whole lot behind the scenes. But it is indeed a dangerous “laugh”. The world stage is familiar to Hung Low’s immaturity at age 35, but the Tower Maggot’s inappropriate behavior at 70 plus, low and behold what happened to maturity? It is called evasion of principles, blame it on Donald’s pathetic Richie-rich kid upbringing by a dad that condoned segregation and preached the writings and celebrated hangings of the KKK. Anyway, Moon is a liberal of democracy and feels that interference by the United States over the years has alienated the North & South relationship and his recent actions demonstrate his commitment to fix what has been a long overdue rescue mission. He won the presidency due corruption and impeachment of his predecessor, and is a “We the People” leader. Wish we could claim the same. Now Moon wants the U.S. maintained THAAD missile systems deployed to protect the DMZ to be dismantled, as the “Olive Branch” to his northern neighbor. Another one of his “Shoot the Moon” campaign promises soon to be reality, no matter how it ruffles the back-hair of the MORON. The sooner the Mooner sends an eviction notice to the U.S. embassy in Seoul, the better for world peace. As a matter of fact, Moon is convening a special session that will vote to allow North Korean athletes to participate in the upcoming Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang. This is unbelievable diplomacy, a newly elected president keeping his promise, what a concept! Too bad this nation had not the same commitment from our elected eunuchs - please keep your promises. So as a “New Moon” arises that wants to finally bring peace to the long winding road that separates the Moon from the Bong, it is so promising. But that excites another problem, as “There’s a bad moon on the rise” called Donald Moronjohn Trump. When a United States statesmen like General Barry McCaffery, who was awarded 3-Purple Hearts for bravery in the theater of combat, when he is adamant that Trump’s “Tweets” are scary…time to hide in that old 50’s era backyard bunker, but due lack of interest it succumbed to a cesspool just like what has happened to our Democracy under the 45^th. And WOW, Steve Bannon thinks that Donald Trump JUNIOR will crack like an egg with respect to the Trump Tower “Treason Meeting” with Russian spies and under investigation by the FBI? As Trump’s inner circle jerk finds impotency, as the Mueller investigation gets closer and closer to the “money lode money laundering” that will once and for all take down the Tower’s dysentery dynasty, that which was Fred Trump’s “Beach Haven” dream, all hell will break loose with the Moron-in-Chief. At all costs to others, Donald will protect that family name above anything else, and that sworn-to-duty will be meaningless. It is time we demote the MORON, else our Democracy is in the cross-hairs of that “bad moon” on the rise.

Collusion No Fault Collision

Get over it. Donald John Trump is correct in his assessment that there existed NO collusion with Vladimir Portnoy Putin to sway the 2016 election. He won fair and square, a testament that this nation’s election system is not broke on its Constitutional merits. Ever wonder why the minimum requirement for a U.S. Senator is 30-years of age and 9-years a citizen in “Good Standing” as opposed to 25 & 7-years for that of a low-life Don Young in the Paul Ryan “House” of filth repute? Maturity and Patriotism counts! I didn’t vote for Trump. I didn’t cast a vote towards Hillary. I did vote, as I would never renege on that duty and have no reservations about my actions to a Nay Nay the front runners. I was not surprised the outcome and amazed that after a year we are still Clockwork Orange stalled on what really happened. And this nation needed a correction course, so best allow the worst of the worse to take us down that dead-end as fast as possible please NO RETRUN. When the smoke clears away, it will find a better Union. Today’s leadership has nothing to do with profiles in courage. But that does not mean the MORON is out of hot water. It was the aftermath of victory that is causing the Trump administration pain and suffering, with the FBI investigation. The Donald and his posse were not ready for such a feat, televised raiding of the henhouse. That said…well maybe not collusion but on a collision course with obstruction of justice. That is what you get when rich kids run-amuck of the lawman. Look, if Vladimir Portnoy did influence the election, if proven guilty it means economic sanctions, which means nothing to you and I. You think the 70000 pages of the “Tax Code” which finds loopholes for the wealthy confusing even to the IRS auditors, the same loopholes exist with “sanctions”, it’s all for the wealth hoarders. Loopholes are the brainchild of the 1%, and it all looks so welcoming to the True Americans we are, to allow wealth to cripple our Democracy. And sanctions hurt the bottom-line of many wealthy Americans hiding their taxable loot offshore. You want to talk “Collusion” look no further then with our very own “sworn-to-duty” Congress, as the “Lobby Lasso” has been a noose around our Patriotism for way too long. Said again, when Democracy and Patriotism finds itself in the cross-hairs of wealthy WAR lords, we must re-act and this election is sentiment we are tired of the Mitt Romneys and “Trust-Fund” babies that will never have to worry about a meal. Work a real job, that’s nonsense. So, what went on after the Trump Tower victory celebration is on the heading for an indictment collision course. Jail time I doubt, as Trump will use the executive powers eraser and cleanse the criminal record of his beloved corrupt family. End of story. But how did we get into this distractive mess with a MORON at the helm? As the 45^th Commander-in-CCC? What’s this CCC? COVFEFE CASTRATION COMPLEX is what I call the results of the election, as “We the People” were castrated along with Democracy. See, it was a close call election even when it all began - as there were no viable candidates that could behave like past presidents, except for Bernie Sanders. But mention the word “Socialist” and lice jump out of headdress hairdos. So, from the starting gate, it was a see-saw opportunity and in the end, it was Donald Trump that captured a few more electoral votes. Mind you not popular votes, so location-location-location! It was the ruralites that sent the “pussy grabbing” monster to take up residency in the Oval Office. And that is wherein I coin the “Waste Vote”, a little different than the “Race Vote”. Waste? Yes, votes from a faction of American society that have the honor and privilege to cast a vote but are sympathetic to…drum roller-derby please, “Fake Crap”. For a recap, Hillary won the “Popular Vote” by some 3-million votes, but it was the electoral college through Cheery breaking-Gerrymandering that allowed the “Waste Vote” to rule the results of such a close election. “Waste Vote” is defined as a faction of America that understands one thing, World Wide Federation wrestling entertainment! See, Donald was a familiar face on the “Fakest” of all fakes, “Big Time Professional WrestleMania” and a business that made the McMahon’s $billionaires”. In fact, as a payback to Vince and Linda, the Misses with a degree in Parlezvous Francais found a position in the Trump Dysentery Dynasty administration - as head of the SBA. She shares an office toilet with Sarah Palin, at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue and the reason Pepe Le Pew is allowed immigration status - what stink? And the WWE provided free campaigning for Trump during the election, as many that wasted hard-earned income to witness “Fake Crap” could relate to Trump from his affiliation with the ring-side - that stuff that makes a man’s MAN, like big fake tits, pussy grabbing and everything else that goes on at the sidelines. When it came to cast Thy vote, many of the votes that overturned Hillary’s dream - I mean Bill’s wet-dream to be back in action with the Lolita Express as Hillary went busy had she won - those votes came from Trump fans familiar with a face at an attraction that is “Fake”, condones Rikishi Stinkface ass-facing, brutality, bestiality but arouses that American spirit of “indivisible independence”. We can vote for a maggot, a moron, whatever makes its way past 1^st base! It was a vote made possible by guilty through association. And because many despised Bill thus despised Hillary and saw an opportunity to follow an individual that supports the “wrestling” mentality, the “Waste Vote” won the election for Donald John Trump. Get over it, and if depressed that there will come no payback any collusion with Portnoy, stop complaining and just listen to dueling banjos and remember, Deliverance is coming to a voting booth near you - as this is all many understand as a pledge of allegiance. The “Waste Vote” is here to stay…squeal like a pig, no faking it!

MORON's "Waste Card"

One of the things that modern “finger-tip” technology brings to us with computer chips, now chirping and chipping away at our everyday pursuit to happiness, is the “number crunching” capabilities to provide some interesting results on every which way but loose subject matter. And one of the disciplines that finds incredible advances every-time a chip finds a flip-to-flop transition closing in on the speed of light is “Statistics”. Many pure mathematical geniuses, like Theodore John Kaczynski, seem to heckle the “stat-men” as hocus-pocus magicians. Theodore was an expert on “Boundary Theory” and today tests his theory by living in a stall. See, “Statistics” is not a pure science, it is that “chance theory” based on trying to paint a big picture by capturing a small picture and using mathematical principles to, well make a guess - so the magician's wand is paramount. Same thing used by gambling casinos - losers never win and it follows the Mobius Strip mentality! I will win someday, and loose…But even with minimal data confiscated through harassing phone scams, garbage-in garbage-out algorithms that can predict a result with a degree of precision above and beyond are becoming common place. Computers with “massive memory” banks and high-speed manipulative net-neutrality networking lends a hand to the predictive models used for just about everything useful in our daily lives. Political polls are part of that mainstream behavior trying to give us a hint of what is happening around us, from a mathematical representation that is supposed to be accurate. Gallop, Pew, Rasmussen to name but a few - these pollsters can only collect data from a small population and then try to make predictions wherein the results are acceptable, within a “margin of error” the general population. That the population and density used to filter out a result represents it all. Most political polls find a plus-to-minus 3-percent error. This is based on time proven algorithms, but it doesn’t take into account excessive “outliers”, which is an element paramount the success of the “Hocus Pocus”. An outlier is an outsider that ruins the pattern of migration and the more radical a movement with overflow - those abandoning their posts like 60% of Trump’s administration - well it can skew the process that was at one time acceptable within the “margin”. If an individual under the microscope finds a poll at 32%, in reality it could be at the high of 35% or a low-ball 29%. Now for the last 346-days of misery nearly a year gone bye-bye, Donald, who shares the same middle name as Theodore the mathematician, the MORON’s approval rating has stalled at a rather interesting 32%. It doesn’t budge off that sweet zone – which is bothersome, no matter what’s in the “Tweet”. So in Simple Simonism, the algorithms that form the basis for this evaluation, they may be stuck due Trump’s radical irrational behavior. The man doesn’t fit the mold! We must get this right, else it is “FAKE” advertisement and affects the future. Many deadbeats base a “cherished” election vote on the polls and it becomes a popularity contest. Concerned, as Trump is very faithful over this “Fake” criticism his departure from normalcy, I met with Phineas J. Whoopee up at the University of Alaska – at the Arctic Region Supercomputing Center in Fairbanks. Phineas is the Chief HP Statistician and after a few beers and some weed, we were both in concert that maybe, just maybe the algorithms used by the pollsters needed an adjustment factor applied. Now Phineas has at his disposal a super-duper SuperComputer from Cray and part of the Department of Defense’s “High Performance Modeling” program. The university has been the recipient of “fast” computers courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers for many years, and residents are allowed access to use the “brains” of this computer, called the Chugach PacMAN that which consists of over 3000-CPUs. Imagine having that many laptops working at once? And 200000000000000 flip or flop memory cells? Now for over the past month, Phineas went engaged in testing the existing polling algorithms for accuracy, to see if the results warranted a time for a change. Low and behold, there existed many outliers when trolling Donald Trump’s approval rating, so a correction was required. According to the 1^st poll of 2018, the PJW Poll – that which sports the latest and greatest and fastest polling result mathematical modeling known to man, the as stated and original “margin of error” was basically in error. The new margin is NEGATIVE 8%. See, with the use of the DOD eavesdropping on “Tranquility”, confidential “citizen” data can be transposed to indicate trend-setting, and there existed a trend over the past 10-months that can explain why that 32% approval is in reality 24%. Like college football for some, it is WWE setting precedence for lowering this nation’s IQ, when families spend a whole lot of their time watching “FAKE” slam dunking Rikishi Stinkface melodrama – a.k.a. “Fake” Bigtime wrestling. When kids are allowed to be delinquent with homework, as the “Big Time” is far more important than reading, writing and arithmetic. So, the polls are stale, due a majority of Trump’s supporters engaged in other more extra-curricular activities of impotence. They voted in that desire, and then went back to watching “FAKE” head slams. Hey, ask wrestling fans who Fabulous Moolah or Andrea the Giant is? You will get a whole lot of correct answers. Now ask who Eric Holder was, or John Kerry, you will be awarded with blank stares. And ask a wrestling fan if Donald Trump ever served his country, you’ll find out that Donald took on the “Boogey Man” and scalped Vince McMahan. These are the “outliers” that strangle good science. With a correction factor applied to compensate for the “Big Time Reality”, the margin of error crashes to Negative 8%. And this will remain as a correction…for the next 3-years as his majority are bored with politics and want more "Moolah” madness. If 2-years from now Trump is down in the polls and about to face a re-election lose, if he shows up at a WWE “Live Raw” with his Melanomia and Kelleyanne, he will get more than enough votes. The “Beach Haven” maggot’s win had nothing to do with Russia, get over it, Trump played the waste card and won fair and square. Now on another subject of interest, Phineas found that there could be another troubling factor as to why Donald Trump’s approval is in the cesspool. Now this is rather personal. According to the pre-mature ejaculation algorithm that the Chugach PacMAN found so interesting, Donald is not getting any nooky! OK, the approval rating for having sex was “zero”. And since snatch grabbing pussy is not allowed due the Secret Service will not let a Russian whore come within tongue kissing distance of the Tic-Tac monster, especially those with “Big Fake Tits” that are within reach, Trump’s hands are going crazy. With that, his only means of satisfaction is through ejaculation, to satisfy that rant and rage using “Twitter”, as it allows the use of two-hands, like when jerking off. So, bon voyage. He’s coming, he’s coming! Amazing, technology at our fingertips to sniff the mind of a pervert this madman at the helm with jerkoff instincts. Cray Chugach PacMAN, 5-trillion strokes! Donald? A 5-second “Tweejaculation” and…for real a bed-bug would have a better demonstration of righteousness than what is sitting in the White House. Like Bob Dylan sang out, “Don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows” and the “Ballard of the Thin Man” finds companionship with Portnoy’s Complaint and Clockwork Orange as the latter combined paints a picture of what “We the People” are up against - something even “Boundary Function” Theorist Ted Kaczynski could not capture in a calculation that was for real, as divide by "zero" is an error in  reality but very representative of the IQ those that fall under the "Waste Card" faction of Americans allowed to voice that vote.