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Thursday, November 23, 2017

De nigger woman is de mule…

Please read on, and NO CAUTION necessary. First off, Happy Holiday AMERICA, may be the last Pilgrim day for…My America, “where are you now don’t you care about your sons and daughters”? Steppenwolf stepping-in!  Wow, according to the Giddy-Up Gallop poll, 55% of American Patriots wish for Donald John Trump to choke on the “wishbone” while Jersey-rigging the U.S. Constitution when dining down at the Mar-a-Lasso Regression Thanksgiving gathering, funded by the U.S. Taxpayers – at exuberant cash-out from my taxable income for like nothing in return! “Jersey-rigging”? Chris Christie style corruption, 400-pounds of political filth in a 100-pound bag. Continuing forward this broadcast, Simple Simon math equates then to 36% in disbelief they are anti-American for voting in a Russian made MORON mole and the remaining 9% in agreement it is OK for Melanomia to beat the Maggot Moron over the head with a Russian dildo – that gift from Vladismear. If the latter is recorded, it will be the ultimate in Access Hollywood Douche-baggage and “You’re Dicked” will befriend “You’re Fired”! In continuity, we were in a “dire straits” need of a major correction course this nation’s destiny, and we can thank the MORON for prioritizing the challenge – he is part of the overall “rich verses US proletariat” problem so it is a self-inflicted retardation of the firing order – ignition timing is way off the mark the present day leadership! In fact, replace the “leader” with an EXXON Valdez “Hard Aground”! He lit the fuse of this correction with his Disgrace Hollywood presidential campaign promises – that being "De nigger woman is de mule uh de world so fur as Ah can see." There are times wherein the “n” word is by choice and appropriate to facilitate getting the point across upon an unruly social climate, herein my message. That highlighted line with emphasis “De nigger” is from the Zora Neale Hurston novel titled “Their Eyes Were Watching God”, published in 1937 upon the racial climates common of the 1900s from sea to shining sea ‘Tis My Country under sledge-hammer siege by a white supremacy movement. What have we learned in the last 100-years? A Big Nothing! And NOVA magazine, an intellectual women’s treatise during the 60s through 70s confrontational days wherein we had the gusto to make a change and stay our “Rights”, it published an interview in 1969 with Oh Yoko, Oh Yoko. “In the middle of a dream. In the middle of a dream I call your name, Oh Yoko, Oh…”, about this “De nigger woman is de mule…” sentiment affecting women in all walks of life. That interview in-turn found John “hot potato” role playing with the proverbial and sacred “n” word away from Jim Crowed KKK influence and emphasizing the plight of women, as it was despicable how we treated the child bearers of our continued existence upon this utopian “earth”. It is a beautiful place except for the “hatred”. But abuse upon the female, it was a world-wide problem yesterday, today and cannot we get it right for the “tomorrow”? “There is a season…and a time to every purpose, under heaven”. This was John’s calling time, but a time wherein John and Oh Yoko found a lot of flak, with the lyrics of “Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is, think about it” published later on in his career as a gifted musician and prophet. There was nothing really to defend, as that “n” fit the times - it was front and center abuse – which came to be known as sexual harassment. There is just a single two-sided coin in the human gene cesspool – male and female. It is the year Two-thousand and Seventeen and we men treat our opposite like…it is pathetic. We still rape, still hate, still harass, still enslave - we are not modern man by any stretch of the imagination when it comes to “sisterly love”. Sure as hell-to-high-water we can place a man on the moon, grow crops to feed 8-billion daily and yet we cannot find the decency to treat fairly our female companions? That is why John coined this song,  a prophesy and if he were still with us, this would be his word today, front and center the barrage of women abuse that is…well sickening away all the good that has been accomplished, a death-grip like the “Black Plague”. So instead of Alice’s Restaurant my favorite historical for this day of Thanks, for the “Woman”:

Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be aslave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While putting her down we pretend that she is above us
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Ah yeah, better scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Oh woman is the slave to the slaves
Yeah, alright
We insult her everyday on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yes she is, if you believe me, you better scream about it
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance


Songwriters: John Lennon / Yoko Ono/Woman Is the Nigger of the World lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing


Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Levon "Walnuthead" Pancetta

I am glad that someone has come to Bill Clinton’s defense, over the Monica Lewinsky “Cum Stains the Oval Office” affair and will arrest once again the deep probing cigar fantasies of the 42nd U.S. President. Did you realize that when George & Laura Bush took up residency in the White House that the entire “Oval” was raised and rebuilt, there existed fallout of Bill’s “I did not have sleaze with that…” Anyway, with all the other sleazy sexcapades floating around like endless “floaters” upon a bipartisan beltway cesspool on overflow, Mr. Walnuthead came to Bill’s defense…BRAVO Levon Pancetta, with encouraging words to the effect that “Bill had suffered enough”! Wow, so comforting these words of sympathy from a Bill jock strap that reeks of decaying “fromunder” mold…sympathy for the devil on Viagra. And this will set precedence, that those in power find the magic of the pardoning wand for fooling around with interns. Which is in effect double-jeopardy upon the victims, which is against the law of this land in a thing called the U.S. Constitution. Bill knew he had been unfaithful to Hillary and disgusted that office when word got out about the affair between Monica and Bill’s cigars. That was his out, as it was not a direct engagement and being a seasoned lawyer, he used the 3rd party assumption of guilt to claim his innocence. No fingerprints! I think Bill recovered away from his bad behavior over-indulgence habits, though therapy, by the world’s best known subject matter expert Jerry Epstein. See, following the “Impeachment” of Bill, he was under supervision the pontiff of the “Lolita Express”. It meant therapy sessions far and away, at remote places away from any sexual misconduct. Sure, Jerry is a registered pedophile pervert, but that means he knows his business and can help others. So I am glad that Bill hooked up with Epstein. Now even though many did not vote for Hillary as we could not stand the fact Bill was about to re-enter the White House had…and we ended up with Donald John Trump. But let us remember what the MORON’s pre-inaugural speech taught us about infidelity: "I moved on her, I did try and fuck her, she was married…Melania said this was okay." So thanks Levon, for coming to Bill’s defense and clearing the record. My new book: The Pervert Circus Jerk! Wow, I just got hit in the head with a walnut, maybe Jerry can help, nutcase therapy seems to work wonders. Damn, Madman Charles Manson is ready for that 6-feet under parade. Madmen come and madmen go, madman across the water and Donald John Trump…well that “Trump” in “Trumped” finds meaning. Hey, there was a guy named “Trump” in Henry Murray’s “Needs” experiment performed during the 60s at Harvard. There was also a guy named “Lawful” and that turned out to be Ted Kaczynski, which is testament that the White House is today but a lunatic asylum wherein…what you mean the Moron choked on a turkey bone? That would be grounds for celebration and talk about a Christmas present, WOW! May you have a very merry Christmas, may all your dreams come true…buy my book!

Introduction by Elton John, my new book: “The Pervert Circus Jerk”

"Madman Across The Water"


I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
And I can see it very well
There's a joke and I know it very well
It's one of those that I told you long ago
Take my word I'm a madman don't you know

Once a fool had a good part in the play
If it's so would I still be here today
It's quite peculiar in a funny sort of way
They think it's very funny everything I say
Get a load of him, he's so insane
You better get your coat dear
It looks like rain

We'll come again next Thursday afternoon
The In-laws hope they'll see you very soon
But is it in your conscience that you're after
Another glimpse of the madman across the water

I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
And I can see it very well
There's a joke and I know it very well
It's one of those that I told you long ago
Take my word I'm a madman don't you know

The ground's a long way down but I need more
Is the nightmare black
or are the windows painted
Will they come again next week
Can my mind really take it




Monday, November 20, 2017

Crappy Way to Begin Holiday!

Just In: Charles “Helter Skelter” Manson is dead! Ding Dong the “no name Maddox” is dead, Ding Dong this wicked man is dead! Too bad, as the “cult-man” was so promising as one of the new-age enlistees for Donald John Trump’s “Make America Great Again” military revival! See, the entire military is being revamped, new recruiting offices are opening up from sea to shining sea as the Pentagon is going along with the White House’s new plan to fill the ranks of the troops-in-boots. So there comes now new qualifiers for those wanting to serve their country. Gone are the days of able-bodied and able-minded, as just last week the unannounced policy enacted to facilitate this new-age Make America Great Again plan of attack, it allows those with mental disorders(a.k.a. patients from the psycho wards the likes of a Ladd Lunatic Asylum), along with inductees with a history of “self-mutilation” or bipolar disorder depression or drug and alcohol abuse – well these patients can now seek waivers to join the military. Yes indeed, and all under the MORON’s watchtower, accordingly individuals once banned from military service can now volunteer, as soldiers are not showing up at the recruitment stations in efforts to keep the troop count up to par. Draft time again? NO, enlist a psycho army as we have a psycho presidency, the lingering side effects of “Heel Spurs”. It goes hand-in-hand, new recruiting strategies and a FUCKING MORON at the helm! So yes, we are heading towards a Charles Manson psycho-mania-maniac military extravaganza. OK, maybe Manson was too old, but right up the alley as a drill instructor this new-age “Grab them by the pussy” mentality. A renowned university performed a test with volunteer female students, those that were virgins. They were tested while resting in a state of tranquility, then when all was peaceful restrained to listen in on Donald John Trump’s “treatise” on women as follows: "I moved on her, I did try and fuck her, she was married. I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look. Whoah. Yes. Whoah. Look at you. You are a pussy. Maybe it's a different one. Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. It looks good. Oh nice legs huh. It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember? We're ready. Let's go. Make me a soap star. Absolutely. Melania said this was okay." John Lennon was right, as with a guy like Trump, “Woman is the nigger of the world” still! But IMAGINE this, Trump could have pardoned Manson, and fit-for-duty as an ARMY man!


Sunday, November 19, 2017

The NRA & Russian Connection

I’m a pack rat – save everything, especially when it comes to e-mails since time immemorial my correspondences. Which came in handy just the other day, as something was fishy. See, I was signing up for some retirement medical stuff and thought I was on the correct DOTCOM, but in reality had stopped for a stagecoach break at a different site. Yes, for some reason maybe the IPA on hop-along overload, I was directed without knowledge to the membership page for the National Rifle Association. Now I keep my computer loaded, with information like name with rank to serial number for ease of not worrying about some password dreamed up when I was drunk many moons ago. So, trigger finger allows quick fill-in-the-blanks. Anyway, when I hit the send button and not realizing I was signing up to become a bonafide member of the gun club, I received an “Error Warning” that my e-mail, home address and phone number were already reserved for another member? And that is when it hit, as I remembered an e-mail received some years ago wherein some Russian sounding Kaspersky whore-name surname wanted to use my maildrop and other essential rendezvous meeting place data to become a member of the guns right movement. See, even though the NRA allows foreigners to join in the fun of protecting the 2nd Amendment Right to righteously live in fear, with a genuine American address it means $10-bucks in savings. I guess just opening that e-mail allowed the Russian spies to hack my identification – to sign on as a member of the NRA with some of my credentials, a non-threatening hack! That is it, the only hack attack I have been subject to for many hours, days and years linked in to the “Tube” – as ex-Senator Ted Stevens defined our thirst to be somewhere other than the comforts of our own homes with a simple click. That’s right, a Russian whore using my P.O. to become a member of Wayne LaPierre’s brigade of AK-47 yielding idiots. So, has the National Rifle Association been the subject of PUTINFORNICATOMICS? It means getting fucked by Vladismear Putin. WE the PEOPLE hate Russians! So, when that rogue-rouge government decided to meddle in our business, to grope the U.S. Constitution like Donald Trump talks about “grabbing them by the pussy”, we must find out just how deep this anal dipping invasion affair went, and it started way before the Mike Flynn’s became instrumental in patriotic sabotage. The Russians planned this infiltration with precision, as it was and remains a WAR. In efforts for this take-over to work so well, the military mission had to establish covert bases, or in other words with the remote hi-tech eavesdropping of new-age warfare, deploy and establish a presence in things important – like the National Rifle Association. See, that organization allows for “Foreign Investment” and provides privacy beyond reach. Members are not screened, anybody can become a member with a few simple clicks and a credit card. This is a powerful organization that has above and beyond the know-how to sway many voters, as with the crutch of the 2nd Amendment, it resonates the goal. What they don’t want you to know, the fact that America’s iconic National Rifle Association may have been infiltrated by “Fake” memberships associated with Vladismear Putin, in efforts to boost the membership by millions. It is estimated that the rank and file of the NRA increased when Obama was sworn in back in 2009, but that spike in membership was consistent with how this nation views the “Back of the Bus”. But since that time, wherein under the Obama administration the 2nd Amendment saw very minor restrictions, the membership in the NRA as seen an increase in membership consistent with what we know about, well with respect to when and where the Russian government started infiltrating this nation in efforts to sway the 2016 election. Sure the NRA was a prime target of the Russians. Vladimir is a member, but you will never get Wayne LaPierre to admit it. The NRA collects $millions$ in membership dues and contributions, wherein a trace of that loot more difficult than any “offshore” hide-out. So, let me take a poke at what my Phineas J. Whoopee algorithm mathematically correlates and calculates of how this All-American organization is now under “Russian” influence. I will wager that 6-million members are under the influence of Vladismear Putin. Which means through membership fees and political clout contributions, that easily affords LaPierre’s raiders a Daddy Warbuck’s political war-chest of $350-Million to support, well Donald John Trump election. Russians here, Russians there, Russians everywhere and when an iconic organization like the NRA looked at its goals without watching out who was supporting such goals – we have been hoodwinked, groped, raped and Putin laughs at US each and every damn day since November 8th. Turning back? We must get even, and that is a tough call and even by having a Mueller FBI investigation that will find corruption and Americans may receive jail time through this Russian connection that swayed or helped turn an election against the righteousness of a democratic election process – Putin continues to laugh as this is just more chaos eroding away our 200-plus years as a freedom fighter against Russian style Communism. And the NRA helped Putin’s wet dream come true. Sad Sack America! Now you know what PUTINFORNICATOMICS is all about. And instead of becoming friends with the Putin oligarchy, we must declare WAR that which sends the message we will defend our democracy, even if today so weakened by our own will that which demonstrates we were infiltrated by a “Golden Shower” because we as a nation are so divided. It is dangerous, what we stand for today. Then again, until such time organizations like LaPierre’s NRA admits that Putin was successful in infiltrating our liberty, the seriousness remains hidden and this is the definition of an Un-Patriotic practice and treason follows those that continue to hide behind the U.S. Constitution as a scapegoatease, that their ambitions where Patriotic and Putin so agrees!

Trump Summons Militia

Hey ye hear ye, comes now the silent call for all able-bodied men and women of the Militia to come to the aid of the MORON. And why this SOS from the Tower Maggot? The Chief Commander of the U.S. Strategic Nuclear Command who has his finger on the nuclear holocaust trigger, 4-Star General John Hyten has spoken out with unabated military might that he would push back against an order from the siting 45th President of the United States, Donald John Trump, for engaging a nuclear strike if it were "illegal". What definition defines the latter, this “illegal” element? It sounds like a very broad “Timeout” wherein once upon a time it was the time-honored decision of one individual, it now finds a referee and possible descension with desertion the wishes of the presiding President any meltdown dreams. This is not good, as it will set precedence. Never has the “Top Brass” had to intervene the power of the presidency, and finds a consensus amongst our military engagement experts that Trump is somewhat “Unfit” for holding the office. Basically speaking with authority, Daddy Warbuck’s just took Donald’s car keys away from him, and it is porn prom weekend! This is the beginning of a crack in the dam, a military coup d’état in action. See, Donald’s secret war-chest suitcase also known as the “Nuclear Football” and within reach 24/7, it now has a new addition called a chastity belt, just in case the “Little Man” pisses the MORON off and instead of a “Twitter” sent in an early morning rage it is the other option pushed – total annihilation! BRAVO Mr. Hyten and the Joint Chiefs of Staff this chastity belt. Some may disagree, as when the Commander-in-Chief is publicly warned, publicly HUMILIATED his options upon a sworn “oath” to protect this nation, dire straits await our nation’s historical fate. Yes, military options being swindled away from Mr. President, like “groping women without consent” and this is wherein the “Militia” starts to find its Constitutional obligation front and center of attention and that movement should be flocking in droves to the nearest battalion headquarters. Take away Donald’s nukes, what will be next, maybe his military? So, what does Trump have at his disposal to ward off an attack against this nation’s sovereignty? He has a NAVY with Seals killing ARMY Green Berets in the field of combat; he has an AIR FORCE engaged in SEXcapades upon the high skies; he has a dysfunctional NAVY with ships that are constantly off-course upon the high seas along with a Semper Fidelis that still “can’t stand the truth” about GTMO. But not to worry, as just last week the White House signed off on the Pentagon’s unannounced policy enacted in August, a new-age Make America Great Again plan to allow those with mental disorders(a.k.a. patients from the psycho wards the likes of a Ladd Lunatic Asylum), along with inductees with a history of “self-mutilation” or bipolar disorder depression or drug and alcohol abuse – well these patients can now seek waivers to join the military? Yes indeed and under the MORON’s watchtower, accordingly individuals once banned from military service can now volunteer, as soldiers are not showing up at the recruitment stations in efforts to keep the troop count up to par. Draft time again? NO, enlist a psycho army as we have a psycho presidency, the lingering side effects of “Heel Spurs”. It goes hand-in-hand, new recruiting strategies and a FUCKING MORON at the helm! Wakeup AMERICA! So, if you own a gun, get the KY lubrication out as pretty soon you may be called to order, as Donald Trump owns your ass as part of “His Highness Militia”. Extra, Extra read all about it, if you chose to bear arms in your home Trump has control over your targets - that’s in the Constitution. And when that call to duty arrests the peace and quiet of your concealment, even on a Sunday morning while preparing for your daily preparation-H suppository courtesy the 115th U.S. Congress and paid for by the NRA…who in hell wants to fight for that idiot in the WH anyway and many will just turn in their weapons at the Oval Office dumpster = the ultimate in gun control. Wow, Donald Trump enlisting gun control to rid this nation a serious violation upon life, liberty and that pursuit of happiness. About time we had legislation that will rid this nation once and for all this disgusting disease of weapons here and weapons there. WE the PEOPLE are living in fear, because of the wide-spread addiction to weapons at our fingertips! Remember what Roosevelt said when he was handed the “Nuclear Football”: Only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Best take his word else live a life in misery thinking that what you pack will arrest violence. The 2nd Amendment has run its course, as from sea to shining sea this fantasy to be loaded to the gill with bullets, to sleep with bullets as a nearest companion, it is so sad. This prevailing crap that we must be armed to protect ourselves, it isn’t working! Why? Most gun carrying creeps think they are tough, but when push comes to shove only 0.001% of registered gun owners could willfully and easily pull the trigger on another human! Wow, maybe we are human! So, love it or leave it, gun control is coming to US through a military coup, because we know the “Top Brass” is better fit to uphold the U.S. Constitution then the crowd of cowards that are holding a sit-in, maybe laugh-in, in the White House today. And what will replace that “tube” of cold-rolled steel that has let us down and sworn upon as the saving grace by the Wayne LaPierre’s of the “Fake Protection” society condoned as a vigilantly known as the NRA? Just in, Wayne says he has “Heel Spurs” and cannot join in the “Militia’s” bowel movement. We have an alternative this madness behind a hairpin trigger approach, the power behind the 1st Amendment is just about to get its heyday parade as there is only one weapon of choice this evil upon us, as FASCISM is alive and well and finds the ultimate enemy of the people and we shall overcome, by “Our Word”, something I learned from this nation’s greatest of Patriots, Woody Guthrie!


Patriotism 101

Patriots, WE THE PEOPLE are UNDER ATTACK!

The Partnership, Making America Great - Destroyed Today! 

Once upon a time we saluted a "Bipartisan" Congress that cared about AMERICA! When men and women all walks of life from the across-the-isle would embrace the true spirit of Patriotism, for US - that no matter what political side one favored, it didn’t matter in the “Halls of Congress” the buck stops there. Then that “working together” was destroyed by the wicked rich. What was good for the middle-class masses was a detriment to the hoarding of wealth which emancipates power, so there came an undermining of cooperation within Congress, premeditated perversion against My Country ‘Tis of Thee. For the stubborn that had sworn an oath to abide by the U.S. Constitution, there came destruction and assassinations. Honorable men like Senator Ted Stevens taken down, and dishonesty given a pardon as political and religious crookedness invaded our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. Today, Congress and the White House are nothing more than the ultimate Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization, with control over the RICO police. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! 

Saturday, November 18, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED