Dear Mitt Romney

Special Presidential Commission

Dear Mitt Romney;

I didn't get to vote for you during the 2016 presidential election, but today you have that vote - for another all important position. As the "Statesmen" you are and still in good standing with "All America", WE the PEOPLE reach out to you today in desperation for HELP. That "Women's March" across America resonated a concern that needs immediate attention as it was more than just a "Women's Rights" movement, it was a sign of the times a "majority" dissatisfaction the current White House. Like that famous phrase you as an American statesmen made solidly famous and may one day be engraved in the base of the Lincoln Memorial: "He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.” And this herein concern resonates in the fact that the Atomic Scientists Union has moved the "Doomsday Clock" 30-seconds closer to Armageddon when just this morning Mikhail Gorbachev - who knows all about a "WALL" - the ex-Soviet leader has warned in his own words a serious doubt about world-wide peace. With warning words of advice that we are on the brink of World War due  "increasingly hostile rhetoric from politicians and military leaders fueled by the media indicate that the full-blown military conflict could be around the corner, while defense doctrines have become more dangerous." Here is what we need to do FAST and FURIOUS. "We the People Majority & Minority" should demand that Congress convene immediately  a "Special Presidential Commission", composed of the living Commander-in-Chiefs. That means James Earl Carter the 39th, George Herbert Walker Bush the 41st, William Jefferson Clinton the 42nd, George Walker Bush the 43rd and Barack Hussein Obama the 44th coming together as "one" to perform a ritual similar to what the Roman Catholic Church Papal Conclave does when approving a Pope - the smoke. You SIR would assume the duties as the "Commissioner". Like the duty of the United States Supreme Court, to allow the "Commission" to  faithfully execute and render a conscious "opinion", not based solely on the legitimacy of the "Electoral College" results, but "Total Overall Legitimacy & Fit for Duty" reasoning and the latter gauged by the minds of those that have successfully sat in that Commander-in-Chief position. This effort to provide US a collective bargaining opinion that we can live with, either to move forward with some semblance of credibility, else make Congress act! These STATESMEN would take into consideration where we are at today and if we are on the wrong path with destruction eminent, like we hear with fear from other world leaders, then we will have the consensus form an ultimate source of knowledge. We need these minds to assemble, to quickly render a decision, is the Donald John Trump a harm to Democracy? It is just a symbolic gesture, but will give US relief as we are confused and scarred. Please take this into serious consideration - and any individual that could put such a team together, you SIR are the one can do!

Stephen BANNON - FYSAD

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TORTURE Explained

Dear Mr. ZDonald "Heel Spurs" Tyrump;

They cracked several of my ribs and broke a couple of teeth. Weakened by beatings and dysentery, with my right leg again nearly useless, I found it impossible to stand. On the third night I lay in my own blood and waste, so tired and hurt that I could not move. Three guards lifted me to my feet and gave me the worst beating yet. They left me lying on the floor moaning from the stabbing pain in my re-fractured arm. Despairing of any relief from pain and further torture, I tried to take my life. After several unsuccessful attempts, I managed to stand. Up-ending the waste bucket, I stepped on it, bracing myself against the wall with my good arm. I looped my shirt through the shutters. As I looped it around my neck, a guard saw the shirt through the window, pulled me off the bucket and beat me. Later, I made a second, feebler attempt at suicide. On the fourth day, I gave up. I signed a confession that "I am a black criminal and I have performed the deeds of an air pilot". The guards ordered me to record my confession on tape. I refused, and was beaten until I consented. Those were the worst two weeks of my life. I shook, as if my disgrace was a fever and no one would ever look on me again except in pity or contempt. - Senator John McCain, Vietnam.

As you continue to make the United States the laughing stock amongst nations good, bad and ugly, before I can play any RESPECT your way here are the demands. Please shut your trap until you know just what the hell you are talking about. You were an MIA during the Vietnam WAR, so how in hell can you even think you have an understanding of "Torture", it's NOT that fake crap you and Vince get caught up in with that World Wide Wrestling - it's for real! You need to watch the "Deer Hunter"...then give Mr. McCain an apology we all can hear loud and clear, as he is this nation's RIGHT HAND MAN OF AUTHORITY when it comes to the subject of "TORTURE"!

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Reflections for the First Lady

Dear Kellyanne Conway;

We know you are the acting substitute 1st Lady while Melanomia is away on other important business, as "contract wives" are like double agents - two lives. Is it true that the Russian Federation thinks that Melanomia is a spy on their side? Anyway, appears ZDonald is in need of some TLGO - Tenderloin Loving Groping Opportunities, to ease the pain and suffering that a "Majority" of Americans hate his ass only after a week in the cheat seat. Tenderloin, ass...Anyway, even though it appears you don't have that much baggage for "groping", at least his fantasy of statutory sexual perversion dominance with submission would be satisfied, but none of that "defile" stuff...could you, please!

Thanks Busty,