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Who is the "MAN" Bernie Sanders?

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Nunc Pro Tunc

Nunc Pro Tunc - TED Watch

Wow, the reason Ted Cruz was not in attendance Obama's last “State of the Union” was the fact he was under “Nunc Pro Tunc House Arrest”. Yes, Ted made threats against Mr. Obama a few days ago, right after Barack signed an “Executive Order” banning the ignorance of wheeling and dealing gun sales and Ted was not happy with this legislation – as his followers are “ignorant” and this law would have castrated his aspirations to be the 1^st Canadian to become a U.S. President. Look, he's a Canadian, NOT an American in my book, no matter what some Constitutional scholars that read between the lines think. So when Ted yelled out the threats right after Barack “pen” signed the order with words to the effect, “he who lives by the pen dies by the pen and my pen has an eraser”, which demonstrated the “Father of Ignorance”, that mindset didn't sit too well with the secret agent man and Ted was confined “Now for Then” - placed in irons as a precaution. Wow, America, love it or leave it – but not to the Canadians...

Ted Cruz in irons after "House Arrest"

Sidebar: For those that think Cruz is a “True Blood American”, then why in hell did he just renounce his “Canadian” citizenship? As a “Canadian”, he could get away with such threats, different set of rules had he been an American – as a true American stands by the “MAN” Barack Obama Commander-in-Chief! See, intent is 9/10^ths the law when it comes to this type of “Rhetoric”. If Ted was truly an American and the intent was too always remain a patron saint of Old Glory, then denouncing affiliation with “Oh Canada” would have been a pre-requisite to his obligation as an American. Ted is 45-years old, and to maintain dual-citizenship for so many years, that is cause for concern as to what side he wants to be affiliated with – U.S. or Them? And why my sentiment his respect to Canada over the United States, this nation is under attack by “Canada”, and if a “Wall” needs to be built then look no further “south”. Our military infrastructure in Alaska, under attack by Canadian owned banks, yes indeed and it amounts to pillaging at its worst – which means the U.S. Taxpayers are under attack. And when the Canadian “citizens” through Trans-Canada filed a $15-billion law suit against the “citizens” of the Red, White and Blue – this is “WAR”! So I am glad that we have a lawman that sees it fit, behind the scenes policing, that confines such threats of ignorance. Wow, maybe it is time to deport Ted, send him back to the Queen. And I would like to meet that “lawman” that arrested this disgrace, and ask him if Hillary is next? Yes, Nunc Pro Tunc, it is never too late to arrest those that live above the law of the land...

Addiction or Abduction?

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have already secured the vote of 35% of the registered voters positioned to elect the 45th Commander-in-Chief. These are solid foundation "votes" both sides of the isle and the chances of change, like the odds of winning that Powerball. Which means the election  may be a close call again, reminiscent of 2000 Gore verses Bush. This faction of Americans already committed know what they want come the election. They don't need persuasion by phonies, like how the many undeserving candidates get the voters smoozed-over by the likes of Debbie "Was-An-Ass" Does PAC, money spent to suggest that "Truth" is but a suggestion. Money won't buy this election, lies will not either as to confiscate that percentage of the votes this early, it indicates that "We the People" are sick and tired of "Honey Money" Monopoly. Take also into consideration, Trump is using his own loot while Bernie is getting by through honest "For the People, By the People" fund raising. Missing so far, Wall Street influence for the front runners, Bernie and Trump. This is the true state of affairs the 2016 Presidential race-out, maybe more in tune a wipeout for those that have waited a lifetime to swindle away "Freedom" and have an interest only for the fame game - a.k.a. all the other imposters in the race. So, it is a neck-to-neck race with the Donald and the Bernie, by virtue the "Foundation Votes". This is something all inexperienced voters should take into consideration, as it speaks for itself. But the race is by far normal, as it is more the likes of the tortoise and the hare, especially with all the other wannabes thinking they have the blood & guts for the "Old Glory", to carry on the Obama legacy. Look, look around you to what that legacy means. A vibrant economy and a nation safe? What more do we need as with both attributes fostered forward by the 44th in command, there is nothing to fear. And Trump knows it so, as does Bernie, so don't think there will come major changes in these areas if either is committed. But it is sad when we see those that think they can, using the doom & gloom scenario to cause hate and discontent just for a fanfare vote. Ben Carson already proved that he holds similar qualities as did Bill Clinton, "Liar, liar pants on fire", so his aspirations are longer than a long shot - the Pinocchio "Red Nose" syndrome. Ted Cruz, he's a felon and is not eligible to become a U.S. President and should be no longer considered a member of Congress. Felon, by virtue his most recent threats against Obama. And the fact that he was abandoned at birth by his real mom - a Canadian - and an American lady trying to get back home adopted Rafael as an "ACE" card, he's not an American and we need a DNA! Hey, if John McCain and Nancy Pelosi can challenge his "natural born" status, then "Mission Control" we have a problem with Mr. Scud Crud! Look, we hear lots of chatter by Cruz about building a wall down south, what we really need is a "WALL" along the U.S. and Canadian borders, especially between the Yukon and Alaska. Canadians are wrecking havoc in Alaska and with a recent law suit against the U.S. Taxpayers, claiming harm in the tune of $15-Billion, we need not look just overseas to see who the real terrorists are - our Canadian neighbors are just as bad, well worse since they are so close! In Alaska, the military infrastructure through "Privatization" is now owned by Toronto Dominion. Yes, the military infrastructure, auctioned off to foreigners by American "Greedsters". Now going down the list of GOP imposters, we next find JEB Bush. Look, he's not a member of the Skull & Bones, so finds no support from his own family's wealth and political discord. The rest of those on the Bozo bus, not worth mentioning. So no wonder 35% of the conservative votes have already concluded that Trump is the only person that is telling it like it is - Congress is in ruins and some want to make the "N" word part of the national anthem. Sad, when we find no respect for this Commander-in-Chief, Barack Obama. In time, he will be acknowledged as the "Best" this nation has ever had to serve that "Oval Office". And why Hillary is still smiling is cause for concern, because in my book which follows the "official rule book", she is disqualified from holding any office under the United States - due she violated the "Document Misuse Policy" and admitted to such! She indicted herself, laughing like she was above the law! And why so many liberals are still kissing the Clinton's ass, it boggles my mind. Just the other day, some ass kisser announced that the "True Explainer in Chief" was out on the Hillary for 2016 trail. Should be a trial instead. Yes, Bill is now entering the race, for his wife. Look, Hillary was awarded the "Spousal Abuse Award" back when Bill was a bedfellow with Monica. So there are many reasons she is not fit for any position of power. So my conclusion rests like this. The liberals have been brain-washed, and this fanatic fascination over the Clintons has become an addiction derelicting decency and very hard to cure. Sure, if Hillary does stick it out and God forbid ended up in the Oval Office, well this nation is doomed based on the fact the abduction continues, a fix that causes a "high" and when the smoke of victory ceases to exist, then maybe those so addicted will begin to realize it is time for help. So, to those "True Grit Americans" that have found a leader in either Trump or Sanders, this is what America needs. It is time to cast away those that are in it only for the "Glory", or dishonor as when criminals are allowed to sneak into office, then we have become a nation of fools. So let's hope the trend continues, with the losers heading home. Carson, gone! Rubio, gone! Bush, gone! And with Hillary, please FBI finish your business and get that arrest warrant, signed, sealed and delivered and then the "Real Race" begins, and may the "Best Man" win!

Ted Cruz Threatens Obama

FBI Agent-in-Charge to Protect U.S. President Barack Obama;

I have reason to believe that U.S. Senator Rafael Edward Cruz(Texas) is inciting “Hate Speech” that is designed and then delivered to the listening public for no other purpose then to seek and inflict harm upon Barack Obama, Honorable 44^th President of the United States. Facts: This am, 1/5/2016, Barack Obama signed into effect through an “Executive Order” some semblance of gun sales control. Following that historic speech, and days leading up as it was expected that such would be an action made law by Mr. Obama, Rafael Edward Cruz - in Iowa - was recorded voicing on several occasions that “if one lives by the pen, one dies by the pen and I have an easer at the end of my pen”. Executive Orders come by virtue the President's signature, the “Pen” and to hear Mr. Cruz mouth off the phrase “one dies by the pen” and adding insult to this threat the “eraser” clause, this can only be construed as a bonafide “Threat”, not a campaign speech, but a ways and means to incite “hate” to the effect it could cause harm. I am requesting that the FBI analyze these recordings available world-wide across the Internet and discovering that such speech is not campaign rhetoric but designed to “harm” Barack Obama and possibly his family, to retain in custody Rafael Edward Cruz until such time it is deemed he meant no harm, through interrogation and if need be more thorough psychological analysis. As  a U.S. Taxpayer, and since Mr. Cruz is gallivanting around the country courtesy the Taxpayers, I feel this request to investigate Mr. Cruz is not frivolous and is justified. This type of behavior can only make it more difficult to protect Mr. Obama, which justifies reasoning without doubt that Mr. Cruz should be investigated. It is NOT free speech if it was designed to “Harm”, and the FBI would be derelict its responsibilities to not take Mr. Cruz's threats seriously. Please “PROTECT” Mr. Obama and his family against such tensions, by arresting this type of crime and action before it is too late.

Prudhoe Bay Mortality

Prudhoe Bay Mortality

Wow, so Alaska made the “Big Time” just before the fire-crack hoes saluted in the New Year, as the “State of the DEPRESSED State” was a headliner for the FOX. Yessiree Dub, on prime time tonight even without a Sarah serenade. See, according to local legends of Legionnaires disease, Alaska is broke! So after some 40-years without a sales tax or state income tax, due oil sinking to $37 bucks a barrel, the sky is falling and the governor thinks it is time to rape the citizens – Ok maybe rob is a better fit. Now waste just a minute, as somebody has the facts misaligned! Back in the early 80s, oil sank to $8 dollars on the barrel head, yet there came no doom and gloom. Same kind of crash in 1998. But it wasn't a big deal, as “lifting” costs allowed Alaska to reap higher profits per barrel then that which could be demonstrated in Saudi Arabia. What that means is we did it better then the Prince, due the fact we don't treat our oil field workers like cesspool slaves! Invest in good salt-of-the-earth labor, treat them with dignity and it pays off! Indeed, when crude was selling on the “black gold market” at that $8 dollar spot price, beneficiaries of that commodity sent down the Trans-Alaska-Pieline realized about $5 bucks in the wallet, after adjustments for everything and anything. The State by virtue its eminent domain sovereignty territorial status, well the 49er is a beneficiary of the resource. So even when the Texans and Okies were clamming up due depressed economies, low and behold Alaska survived. To date, some 17-billion barrels of crude has been extracted from Prud”hoe” Bay, and the state has enjoyed ownership and selling rights to a pretty good percentage of that oil, as oil wealth which accounts for 85% of the state's fiscal budget habit. To date, in excess of $65-billion taken in to fill the coffers, wherein $22-billion was set aside as an investment not to be ransacked by the Juneau mobsters - due threats by the Bush Rat that if the legislators didn't mind the P's & Q's and deviated away from fiscal responsibility then it would mean reneging and we would loose statehood and become once again a territory. So today that investing has paid off, as the Alaska Permanent Dividend has a “Reserve” of $52-Billion, and when one takes hold of all the pots-of-gold here to there and everywhere in between reality, including that Bill Sheffield safe at the end of the Don Young “Bridge to Nowhere”, the State of Alaska has a “War Chest” of at least $100-Billion - saved away for a rainy day. That supply can fuel the state for that many years, 100-years at current gift giving rates, if by chance oil disappeared tomorrow - like if bankruptcy hit some of the small producers. That is why Texas sent Billy Brown this way, to see if some of that loot could be stolen away and it appears Rick Perry's plan is working! And some of that “Rainy Day” loot Alaska has placed aside comes from real estate investments, like ownership of high-rise luxury condominiums and 5^th Avenue office space, casinos and movie theaters! Yes the State owns real estate from California to Spain, Portugal to Hawaii, worth  $6-Billion. So take into consideration state government uses about $1-Billion each year, a.k.a. handouts for re-election votes by the Juneau brats. With prices at $37 and a break-even at $32, we have still room to maneuver and talk of a tax is foolish. Too bad the Bush Rat isn't with us still, as there would be a take-over just like how the “Militia” is taking over BLM rights. So if Bill Walker does indeed try to slap the citizens' wrist with fines – taxes – then it is time to try him like we tried Bill Sheffield, for indecent exploitation and that warrants no objection an impeachment trial. If Walker cannot take control of the Juneau mobsters and reign in on outlandish spending habits wherein fiscal responsibility is merely a suggestion like an Anchorage traffic signal, then the state is doomed and all will suffer the consequence, except the likes of the Billy Brown family as selling felonious seems to be where all our money is going towards, outsiders. An yes, Trans-Canada robbed this state blind, as did the KOCH brothers and all those “Independent” oil companies that were given an unreasonable “expatriate corporate tax break”, at the citizens expense and something we can thank Sarah for! If we just tried for once to orchestrate fiscal responsibility, low and behold all would be calm on the horizon instead of this doom & gloom - but it doesn't work as there are careers that have been postulated on this spend mentality, and after 40-years the habit is hard to break. What's ironic, Walker's math for a smaller well-fare check and sales tax and other mechanisms to rob the citizens allows for, well more spending? It is just not some fiscal gap approach as spending more is what warrants favoritism an incumbent. Just in on FOX: Alaska gives asylum to Tonya Couch, as a new reality series called “Bush Affluenza” is coming to an Alaskan porta party near you – Reality Cesspool, still making money and maybe instead of “Tax Film” credits for this TV trash, maybe we should cash in on indecent exposure!

The “PINE”, in San Fransisco's “Affluent District”, 100% owned by Alaskans

Reality Doom & Gloom

The “FIX, just need to include Canadians!

In Memory 2015 – Alaska

Charles Hamel – April 9^th

 The “MAN” behind the EXXON Valdez shipwreck!

State of the Slate

State of the Slate

That time of year again, out with the old in with the new. Wow, and did Hillary Clinton unseat Bill, for the most unethical person of 2015? See, Bill has maintained that honorary award for many years by now and even George and the Dick head couldn't come close to trumping the Monica Harmonica – blow-hard! And the way Bill and Thrillary are teaming up, this time next year will come the announcement of a “partnership” that award – the “Most Unethical Couple”. May as well include Chelsea, and market the “Most Unethical Family”! And why in hell are people throwing away hard earned income to help Hillary get ahead of Bernie Sanders? Look, the majority will never vote for Trump, unless Hillary is the...my prediction for 2016, “UGLY” as it is an erection year. Dear Thrillary, how do you spell “Confidential”? “Well, how about C*O*N*C*E*D*E*D.”  Dear Hillary, how do you spell “RELIEF”? Well, I just L*I*E”. Dear Donald, how do yo spell anything? “$$$$$$$$$”! Anyway, way up in Alaska there exists a "Cray Super Computer" that is used for Northern Light research and because this $million$ dollar super cruncher is U.S. government property, equal opportunity knocks. As a bonafide “Taxpayer”, I have access to the guts & glory of super-computing “Al Gore Rhythms” and can run studies about just about anything worthwhile or not. “Al Gore Rhythm”? Just ask Ted Kaczynski, as his thesis on “Boundary properties of Continuous Fractions” quantifies that Al invented apple PI. Now besides checking in on the “Northern Lights” or monitoring the worst of the worst air polluted cities - a.k.a. Santa Clause Village in North Pole, Alaska - continued studies by “Mr. Cray” find involvement with things like the pennis size of the male Woolly Mammoth midget Musk Ox! Yes someone is still trying to collect such data and the funding is in the Highway Appropriations bill that is guaranteed by Congress, year after year through eternity and hidden away under “pennis enlargement” legislation, by a guy named Weiner. Yes, Congress has a problem! Now this “Musk Ox” pennis study was a project started a long time ago, by another guy named “TED” and also funded by the U.S. Taxpayers - only problem the research hasn't found anybody crazy enough to actually attempt to measure the beast's beast. Hey, anybody know where Monica is? Does she need a hand job? Wow, would Sarah be interested? Life after politics, pennis patrol! OK, how about some seriousness. Now I have been using the “Crazed Computer” at the University of Alaska to study things and utilize Zuckerbergism as a mechanism to provide thoughtful reasoning upon problem plaguing society today. See, my modeling uses as many input variables as does “Facebook” have cranky road-raged members, the more the merrier and the results find degrees-of-freedom unsurpassed by any professor of mathematics still trying to fascinate students by using a chalk board while Good Will Hunting. Wow, what an act, the best of Robin Williams! But it takes a big endian number cruncher to perform such Zuckerbergcodian tasks, which as already mentioned I have at my disposal. So a recent mathematical study assigned to the subject of political melodrama used millions of variables and required 7-months to compile, just to run the calculations! It tried to differentiate and thus draw a conclusion upon the present political climate based on air-time adds that supports the major news worthy “sometimes” organizations - based on the proof is in the hasty pudding. Hey, it's an election erection year, beware of what and how the news' subliminal offerings will attempt to influence the outcome. And the results of my research also gave an answer many Alaskans have been wondering about, to help out in determining the total combined IQ of Billy Brown and his Alaskan Bush Family of felons, but the results found “Divide by Zero” errors. Basically speaking, the family IQ was an indeterminate and even  the Huma-bomber's fragile math theories failed to find an answer. Now the results of the political fallout and how that business is manipulated by its sponsors, it proved a hierarchy of control out-of-control. It boiled down to the FOX for the NeoRedNose-conservatives and MSNBC for the liberated “Blue” hound ass sniffers – those finding sympathy for the Devil, a.k.a. Thrillary. See, all the other news outfits seemed to be just outliers, not targeting a preferential following, so were directed to the trash bin. Hey, this “CRAY” has not only a desktop trash can, but an entire  municipal landfill to hide crap. To make it clear, this research was based solely on the commercials that fund the air-time, sales through such based on the Zuckerberg following - as good marketing practices makes sure the adds sell and mesmerizes the audience into “must buy”. So it is fundamentally sound to equate the air-time commercials to the clientèle and in the end the data was whittled down to 4-degrees of freedom – what Hillary allows Bill and means freedom to wife-cheat most of the week while on the road again campaigning. Look, Bill is out on the trail for Hillary butt-for a single reason – it's called the Monica syndrome. Anyway, drum roll please the results from “Mr Cray”: Most of the commercials that produce the liberal following are consumed by Erectile Dysfunction drugstore cowboys, along with PILL-ferage for snoring problems, anti-farting medicine and uncontrolled episodes of ED - Explosive Diarrhea. With the other side of the isle, Erectile Dysfunction in the same class as the liberals - which proves Americans have something in common besides guns and roses. And snoring while farting was also a common denominator so the erections and loud mouths and out-gassing, well welcome to American politics. Then we get into the differences that can differentiate a liberal against a conservative. For the “Blue”, it means ED. For the RED, constipation. That is all that separates this nation in our political philosophy. But ED as compared to constipation, at the extreme ends. And until we get both under control, we as a nation stand divided. So taking the commonalities into consideration, people focused on political dreaming are trying to get an erection lasting longer then 4-hours, are not getting enough sleep because thy bed-fellow is snoring while farting and just when...Look MSNBC along with FOX, no different and just a bunch of hot-air hypocrites finding air-time, a.k.a. farting out loud and the followers, well consumers! And please Emeril Lagasser, stop trying to sell smellivision! Now when mathematics can whittle away what is behind a phenomenon, we begin to realize what the cause and effect has on the future. So maybe the end results this study, that we are either consumed with explosive diarrhea or constipated, it must be addressed. Hey, it's not what we breath, but what we eat as Fairbanks is testament that one can inhale “UNHEALTHY” air and still find a voting booth with a Porta-Party. One last thing, the computations by Mr. Cray also found an answer as to why Hillary takes so much time during the Debbie Was-an-Ass presidential debate time-outs, to reappear. She wears diapers...pit stops take time, it comes with age! “Dear Madame president, Putin bombs are heading this way...I have to change my diaper!”