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Saturday, July 25, 2015

BEAR Attack!


Dear Mayor Berkowitz;

First and foremost, “Congratulations” your victory. I understand Don Young is pissed, as he was seen stroking his ooosik the other day! But already down to business it seems now that Anchorage may be facing an economic slowdown showdown with a reduced military presence. With the troop count cuts at the local military installations announced, of course it will hurt. Now anybody with a Don Young IQ – divide by zero – should have seen this bad news “BEAR” coming, this was not a curve ball. Yet it appears you are being “proactive” this middleman dilemma. So when your newly formed “Base Economic Analysis Review” team engages itself in “Think Tanking” the reason behind the current head count cuts and possibly near future reductions in strength, I believe a lot of trouble can be saved by just looking at the main cause of “WHY?” we are loosing favor with the “brass”. And the best place to lean upon that “WHY”, well just mosey over to the Highland dump, just down the block from your office! Yes indeed, the answer is under that heap of garbage. It's called “Doyon Utilities”, which won the “Privatization Infrastructure” contract with the ARMY but since inception a few years ago, that “private” entity hiding under the “Goodwill” name of the Athabaskan Native heritage has tried relentlessly to rake the U.S. Taxpayers over the “coals”,  by trying to force “blood out of that turnip” - by engaging the RCA to allow approval upon incredible increases in the cost of the military doing business here in Alaska. Yes, “Highway Robbery 101+” by Dan Gavora and Company Canadian, that grocery guy that was awarded the UAF “Businesswomen of the Year”. OK, there's something in the air up Fairbanks way that is pollinating unclear thinking and polluting rational behaviors. But not only is Doyon trying to get “Regulatory” approval to increase the rates it charges for maintaining the utility infrastructure at JBER, Wainwright and Greely upwards 50% - which means an additionl $Billion$ dollar burden and you know what that means - it is costing untold waste and time for Uncle Sam's DLA to legally fight this battle, that was never supposed to occur because it was a “Contract”. On the books as so and agreed upon by Gavora with set rate increases affordable, not this highway robbery ritual we see playing out today, but a signed and sealed and delivered contract that was 50-years in duration wherein every “i” dotted and every “t” crossed. Doyon understood what it was getting into, yet within a few weeks into the already lucrative $4-Billion dollar contract, Gavora and his Canadian crooks wanted more and today we are starting to see the repulsiveness of this “Greed”. It's called a “Breach” this reach for more money. Yes, we bit the hand that fed! So take this into consideration, as a signal across the bow to Doyon from the “BEAR” study can go a long way with consideration as too why we are loosing out. Then maybe Doyon executives will realize, well we are watching and maybe we can begin to mend the bridges that have already been burned by poor sportsmen like crookedness, like Mr. Gavora has tried to fool us with his shit eating grin. I have followed this case, have corresponded with the “brass” and because of this fallout between Doyon and the U.S. Taxpayers - as in the end it is us that loose out - well it is hard even for our Congressional delegation to swing at this easy hit pitch and gain traction, as to offend such a “Corporation” would mean taking shots at the very entity that powers those political “War Chests”. It is the main reason that MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly has been so silent this issue, same with Mr. Ooosik, they can't say a damn thing that would offend the “Doyon” namesake. So this should be an easy find for the task force, look no further then the “Dump”, and find the reason who is really dumping on our economy and chasing our troops away. The report from “BEAR” would not be complete without an invite into how “Doyon” has caused this troop withdrawal, as it is the main eroding reason based on the cost of doing business here in Alaska. Maybe then Doyon's top executives will tell Gavora to follow the contract and repay Uncle Sam for the legal costs associated with this “Breach of Contract” and then maybe we can begin to mend bridges, as this time around even Don's “Bridge to Nowhere” seems to have found a reason for being, that road to destruction upon our local economy. Highland Dump? Well just an insight into how Doyon does business, it buys the landfill gas found through rotting diapers from Anchorage MUNI and converts it into “Green Energy”? Wow, way to go. But the only reason this project was a success comes from the fact not fiction that “Uncle Sam” must purchase “Green Energy” when available, and shoves this mandate down the “Military Brass'” ass, so with the Highland and in close proximity to JBER, it seemed a very good environmental decision. Except for what Doyon charges the ARMY for the electricity! You don't want to know, but it is another Sad Sack input into the “Greed Factor”, which is why our troop transports are packing up and heading “South”!

“I solemnly shallowly swear I will defend the U.S. Taxpayers against Doyon style "Greed"

"I swear on my ooosik, I will defend Doyon even if it means raping over the U.S. Taxpayers"

"And Behind Man #3..."
(Dan Gavora 3rd form left, pushing the Doyon Cha-Ching "I swear" to rake the U.S. Taxpayers over the "Coals" some more, during the opening ceremony of the Highland Dump "Trash Gas" power plant. OK, its costing US & ARMY $15 a gallon equivalent to fuel this "Green Beast", 4 times the normal costs for electricity!)

 

Friday, July 24, 2015

Citizen's Duty - Repost

The following criminal complaint was filed on April 12th by this "BLOG" against Hillary Rodham Clinton. Today, we learned that the "Inspector General" is requesting such an investigation.
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Mr. Steve Linick
Acting Inspector General
Office of Inspector General
United States Department of State
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It is through this correspondence, I respectfully submit and request that the Office of Inspector General as prescribed and thus allowed under “Guidelines for Reporting Fraud” begin a formal investigation upon Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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Of interest such an investigation involves a violation of 18 U.S.C. CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE, PART 1 – CRIMES, Chapter 101- Records and Reports, §2071. Concealment, Removal or Mutilation Generally.
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Specifically, a violation allegation under (b) "willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States." - and as spelled-out in such guidelines consistent upon but not limited to acts of misuse and or misconduct and or mismanagement, conflict of interest, possible defense trade control violations and standards of conduct violations unbecoming an official “office” holder under oath.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton was acting in the capacity of the Secretary of State for the United States of America, between January 21, 2009 through February 1, 2013 and it was during that tenure that Title 18 may have been victimized. Even though Hillary Rodham Clinton exercises her rights today as a “Private Citizen”, since Hillary Rodham Clinton may still be in possession of “U.S. Government Property”, the OIG's oversight and over-reach should allow such an investigation to evaluate that when acting as Secretary of State and under oath whether or not Hillary Rodham Clinton did indeed violate that “oath” with respect to “custodial” duties.
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Only a thorough investigation can find closure with the latter questionable acts and send a message of deterrence to future government officials under oath, especially with high ranking officials acquiring responsibilities with respect to custodial duties of department records. Without a proper “Investigation”, the “American Citizens” are victimized, thus placed in harms way making an investigation not just a suggestion, but out of necessity.
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As Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton was a “custodian” as outlined and still in effect today - SEC. 4. And be it further enacted, That the Secretary for the Department of Foreign Affairs, to be appointed in consequence of this act, shall forthwith after his appointment, be entitled to have the custody and charge of all records, books and papers in the office of Secretary for the Department of Foreign Affairs, heretofore established by the United States In Congress assembled – as APPROVED, July 27, 1789”.
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Since Hillary Rodham Clinton may be showing interest as a future “Office Holder” under the United States, it is paramount that the “American Citizens” have an opportunity to make sure there have been no such violations committed that would forfeit holding such “Office”, if such a violation against the custodial records “duty” occurred. It is best to set the record straight now, as any future investigations that indicate a violation could mean “Impeachment Proceedings”, consistent with the “forfeit” clause of Title 18. We must act now, as the latter is not a posture this nation should be bothered with as it weakens our global standing.
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A possible “custodial records” violation appears the case with respect to the e-mail correspondences exported or imported by Hillary Rodham Clinton on a non-governmental non-approved net-work while acting in the capacity of “Secretary of State” and while under “oath”. It is with this request that the “evidence” that could either “Prove” or “Disprove” any wrongdoing be immediately confiscated, that being the controversial “Server” wherein Hillary Rodham Clinton has admitted publicly an instrument utilized for “Official” concealment.
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As the “Custodian”, Hillary Rodham Clinton may have held a privilege upon the use of a “private network” for official business, yet the “custodial” requirements are still in effect. This correspondence requesting that the OIG begin a formal investigation into such allegations confronting dereliction of responsibilities is in no way shape or form frivolous, not intended to dishonor Hillary Rodham Clinton, but an attempt to make sure the system of merit has not been derelict or violated, and if so, should deny any further privilege to holding an “office” under the “United States”, as is so defined under the existing public law.
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This is a serious matter, and I believe it is your responsibility as Inspector General to make sure an investigation is without haste begun, or through this correspondence it is realized that the evidence supports some semblance of an investigation consistent with Title 18 and if not solely through the OIG's jurisdiction that you take this opportunity to involve other “criminal” investigative oversight, such as the FBI and/or Department of Justice.
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Since Hilialry Rodham Clinton did recite the “Oath of Office”, we must get to the bottom of any possible wrong doing with respect to the questionable responsibilities when acting as an “official” of the Department of State.
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It is also noted for reference: “That the books, records, and other papers of the United States, that relate to this department, be committed to his custody, to which, and all other papers of his office, any member of Congress shall have access: Provided, That no copy shall be taken of matters of a secret nature, without the special leave of Congress.” I believe the wording of “Secret Nature” is paramount to kick-off such an investigation, along with the fact Hillary Rodman Clinton has refused to allow the “private server” to be accessed “by any member of Congress”. If the Founding Fathers realized merit in establishing “law” that finds “well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.“ violated while under oath, that was considered serious enough that it would eliminate violators from holding any present or future office, we owe it to the Founders to make sure we uphold that establishment.
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If Hillary Rodham Clinton violated Title 18, she is not allowed to hold another “office”, and only an investigation can determine that priviledge or deny that priviledge. Without a formal investigation, we dismiss this nation's integrity. 
 
Respectfully Submitted on April 12th, 2015, by S. Pam McGee

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Hillaryarious Update


So it is the season of “Donald and the Ducks” verses “Bernie and the Jets”. Hillary is soggy bottom boy toast, “I am a man of constant sorrow morals”, but “Go Trump”. I'm talking about the “Doorknob” going after the entire cast of GOP contenders, sending them “Ducking” for cover, when Trump proves that “only fools rush in”! Trump, is getting a big bang out of his unpaid tax buck, at other's expense - “We the Taxpayers” that is. But we are getting something in return – as laughter is still the best medicine. But maybe after this race, well the FOP – Foolish Odd Party – finds a more becoming title. Let's see what happened just today, but if I get interrupted, it's because Trump has pissed off another...how many are now running away from real work and trying to take over the “Oval Office”, so they can carry in the torched-cross to eradicate Obama's legacy? OK, Trump was right when he made a comic central makeover take on Rick Perry that was hilarious. Isn't Perry under indictment? Maybe that's a pre-requisite for FOX contributors. But yes, Perry's new glasses incognito, well every time I see his mugshot, it's hillaryarious. So that was a good laugh for today as like Trump eluded upon, some cheap-ass frame with bullet-proof glass can't magnify one's intelligence - it's that divide by zero error again! And did John Kasick really kiss Ronald Reagan's balls back in 1971? Wow, what you mean I am the same age as Kasicko? Good thing I believe in health care, as John looks like an 89-year old out to the manure pasture politician – maybe it's from Reagan “from-under” lingering. Look, back in 71 I wasn't kissing a Reaganatic-fanatic's balls, I was toking and listening to what Marley said about corrupt politics! Maybe that's why my health is, Kasicko looks like death won over! So even though it is more of the same lame and insane political calling, at least “We the People” gain confidence when a guy like Trump takes over the roll of the Head Master Clown. See, we don't have to spend money and time to see a great comic relief, it's now a 24/7 reality. Just turn on the 1st Amendment news' channel or the 2nd Amendment other station, and it's like tuning in a Sirius “Special Needs Channel” with a comic taking to ridiculing the handicapped, yet in Trump's case the victims are deserving this hammering – the truth hurts!

Oh No, must be the season of the RICH
OH No, must be the season of the BITCH

So, I will vote for Bernie, unless the Kona Kahona Brothers step up to the plate. See, they want to share what Congress is all about. “Work Hard Play Hard is Backwards” and “Happy Hour is 23 Hours Too Short”. Wow, these guys are on to something and if we can't beat Congress, may as well join them! Yes indeed, the “Brothers” campaign is like this. “If we are elected, Americans shall set aside one hour a day for all the tedious crap we hate doing so the other 23 hours of the day can be happy” and “Single-Tasking”, the concept of only doing one thing at a time - drinking beer - will become this nation's NEW modus operandi!



OK, Bernie's message? Just read the “Constitution”!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Happy Birthday

Alaska's "Greatest" Hero!

Day late, dollar short? Not when the Bush Rat was the "Man"

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Two GREAT Soldiers


 Woody
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“Bush Rat”
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Friday, July 17, 2015

Hillary's AREA 51 Server


Hillary Clinton – Secretary of State Photo-op
A friendly visit to Assad's chemical weapons stockpile.

You may be an ambassador to England or France
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.
Bob Dylan

Amazed?


Wow, for real that Barack Obama is the only sitting president that ever made a visit to a Federal Penitentiary? OK, it is excusable that George Bush, Bill Clinton and sonny boy Bush had not the interests or intentions to visit a “clink” while surrounded by “Idiots of the Oval Office”! As that is too close to home of where they should have been sent for their “WAR Ejaculation Crimes”. And had we justice against tyranny of office, Bill would be sharing 24/7 conjugal covers with Hillary and the “Skull & Bones” hoodlums would be, well cell mates. But like Americanized WAR, prison is not intended as a deterrent against criminal activity but a lucrative business and we care not who we send to the “Gulag”, as keeping beds filled is what it's all about. Punish those that commit acts of violence with a punishment that breaks their will and morale for recovery or any form of rehabilitation. But at the same time, we allow perverts like Bill Allen to walk the streets of freedom and this nation will continue to be at the top of the game, with how much we spend on WAR and why we have the greatest prison population in the world – because it's business as usual. Look, Rick Perry of Texas was indicted for abuse of power and coercion and is facing up to 109 years in prison, but running for the U.S. Presidency? If there is nothing wrong with this picture, then Woodie Guthrie was right.

Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.
And as through your life you travel,
Yes, as through your life you roam,
You won't never see an outlaw
Drive a family from their home.

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Appears our definition of “Outlaw” needs a-mending!