Brownian Movement

“Annual Alaska North Slope West Coast (ANSWC) crude oil prices were generated from an Omstein- Uhlenbech type Mean-Reversion price model with parameters estimated as described by Schwartz, using annual price data for ANSWC crude as reported by Platt's. The model reverts to DNR's expected mean value of $53 per barrel, over time. In mathematics, the Ornstein–Uhlenbeck process (named after Leonard Ornstein and George Eugene Uhlenbeck), is a stochastic process that, roughly speaking, describes the velocity of a massive Brownian particle under the influence of friction. The process is stationary, Gaussian, and Markovian, and is the only nontrivial process that satisfies these three conditions, up to allowing linear transformations of the space and time variables. Over time, the process tends to drift towards its long-term mean: such a process is called mean-reverting. The process can be considered to be a modification of the random walk in continuous time, or Wiener process, in which the properties of the process have been changed so that there is a tendency of the walk to move back towards a central location, with a greater attraction when the process is further away from the centre.”

What in hell does it mean, and is this the tool used to figure out the price of Alaska's oil wealth? Well it appears that our Department of Natural Resources had done its homework, too bad the legislature couldn't read – as if we would have settled our indifferences at $53 a barrel for purposes of ethical budgeting – we would be enjoying a safe-haven today and also found a “Rainy Day Fund” at our disposal, instead of the Juneau brats having fun with, well a “Massive Brownian particle under the influence of friction”, sounds like a “hemorrhoid” affair!

John Muir & Me

This rare photo by S. Pam McGee of a “Northern Blue Butterfly” as captured in a sub-alpine meadow in Chugach National Forest has won the 2014 “John Muir and Me” Award.

Time's Up

Well, I guess the “Little White Lie” has finally surfaced, and it will end Sarah Palin's “Narcissist Legacy”. Most of us that supported her continuous rant & rave providing laughter, well all good things must come to pass. See, Palin let loose a doozy the other day, with her “Service Dog” used as a “Step Stool” posting, because she was lazy and would rather have the dog abused then getting off the phone with phony Hannity. But when she went on Hannity following the fallout and described how the “Service Dog” had been trained at “Puppy Jake”, a nonprofit organization with a single “Mission” to “ACQUIRE AND TRAIN SERVICE DOGS FOR MILITARY VETERANS WITH POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER”...let's see what kind of laughter she entertains us with when trying to get out of this one!

Sorry Veteran with PTSD, but my stool culture was more important!

Palin's Veteran Disrespect

About PUPPY JAKE Foundation: PUPPY JAKE Foundation is a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping military veterans through the assistance of well bred, socialized and professionally trained service dogs. We select, train and place our service dogs with brave wounded warriors. Puppy Jake Foundation is based in Des Moines, IA. We primarily serve veterans located throughout the Midwest, due to the requirements of follow up training.

Our Mission: To improve the physical and emotional wellbeing of wounded military veterans through well bred, socialized and professionally trained service dogs.
Our Vision: To be the leading non-profit organization in placing service dogs to assist wounded military veterans by:
Selecting healthy and outstanding dogs
Conducting an intensive training and socialization program
Placing dogs with combat wounded veterans
Following up to ensure success of both the dog and veteran team  

Through these efforts, we seek to enhance the quality of life for wounded military veterans and by expanding and sharing knowledge, to advance the understanding of issues facing wounded veterans as well as service dogs.
 

Our Values: Our foremost responsibilities are to the wounded military veterans, their families, the dogs we place and to the donors that have committed their personal resources to our Mission. To fully meet these responsibilities, we are committed to an explicit set of values. These values are the standards that we use to guide our daily actions and decisions.

A commitment to provide military veterans with the highest quality of dogs- including breeding, temperament, training and readiness
A commitment to treat our dogs fairly and with the upmost respect
A commitment to respect the receiving military veterans and their privacy
A commitment to our donors that every dollar donated will be wisely spent toward achieving our Mission


So how in hell did Sara Palin get a “Service Dog” from this organization? Maybe it should take it back!

 

"For VETERANS Only!"

 

Cyber-Bullying

 “Live from Lake Willbegonesoon”

 

Now I know how SONY feels, by becoming the victim of a “Cyber-Bullying” attack, as I too have been framed. See, right after I published an opinion on Sarah Palin's “Animal Cruelty” titled “Sarahfraid” and another opinion about North Korea's Flung Dung Phooey's makeover, my “blog” was attacked and some malware infiltrated and would not allow me to publish new “opinions”. So like with SONY, my 1st Amendment right had been compromised. Let's face the facts, what good is that right to “Free Speech” without “volume”. And I always accept the fact that under Alaska's Constitution, with that “right” I am also responsible for the content with respect to any abusiveness that may cause “harm”. Like refraining away from using a gun-sight's cross-hairs to target innocent victims, like Gabrielle Giffords found out was an “abusive” Sarah Palin trait. Sad, as Gabrielle would have been running for 2016 U.S. President and was earmarked to be this nation's first female Commander-in-Chief. You come to your own conclusion, but it is an easy assessment of why Gabrielle was “bullied”, yet the bullet to the brain caused irreversible damage! So it did take some time to remedy the situation and stop the “bullying” and being knowledgeable in computers & networks and armed with sophisticated “tools” I received when working for Siemens as a spy, I could perform my own “FBI” forensics, to find out wherein this attack may have originated. Likewise with the SONY attack wherein some of the “malware” was written in North Korean and allowed for the “guilty” verdict, what I found was rather interesting. No not any North Korean influenced “code”, put what appears to be “Hillbilly” type code, maybe “Pig Latin” and the “malware” has the codename of “Toad”, or is it “Todd”? Wow, I found an audio-video particle hidden away, let's see what it has to offer: “Live form Lake Willbegonesoon”. And is it true that North Korea's Flung Dung Phooey has a thing for Sarah Palin? Anyway, back on-line!

Saturation Room

From the CMV “Saturation Room with Wolfman Blitzkrieg”:
Kim Jong Un has makeover!

Before Makeover 
“I have not an asshole, so not an asshole”

After Makeover 
“I have now an asshole, so am an asshole”

With this makeover, Kim Jong Un will share joint assholeship between North Korea and Canada.

Sarahfraid?

Why is the damn “News' Media” afraid to challenge Sarahstein? I must admit, John McCain sure outsmarted Dr. Victor, with his creation. Look, when she pulled a Boehner with the “Pet Stool” and was chastised by many that would never stoop to such low bother, she then came forward with the excuse that the “dog” was her kid's “Service Dog”. See, Palin has an entourage of Michelle Bachmans working for her behind the scenes, that look every which way but loose to “SPIN” the truth. Service Dog? And I bet Sarah takes advantage of the “Service Dog” routine to grab a free seat when traveling, as it was estimated by the GAO that 45% of the “dogs” listed for “Service” were fakes. See, anybody can get a concealment license, as it is against the law to make inquiries about mental problems. So when Sarahstein retreated for a better excuse that could even convince clowns upgraded to first-class morons that the Palin clan was fit to have a “dog”, she resorted to the “Service Dog”, and the “News' Media” sucked it up!

Service animals are defined as dogs that are individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities. Examples of such work or tasks include guiding people who are blind, alerting people who are deaf, pulling a wheelchair, alerting and protecting a person who is having a seizure, reminding a person with mental illness to take prescribed medications, calming a person with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) during an anxiety attack, or performing other duties. Service animals are working animals, not pets. The work or task a dog has been trained to provide must be directly related to the person’s disability. Dogs whose sole function is to provide comfort or emotional support do not qualify as service animals under the ADA. The following could apply to folks imitating a service dog: In Alaska a person commits the crime of criminal impersonation in the second degree if he assumes a false identity and acts in the assumed character with intent to defraud, commit a crime, obtain a benefit to which the person is not entitled; or pretends to be a representative of some person or organization and acts in the pretended capacity with intent to defraud, commit a crime, or obtain a benefit to which the person is not entitled. Criminal impersonation in the second degree is a class A misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and/or a fine up to $10,000. Alaska Statute: §11.46.570

So Dear Sarahstein, show us the proof, show us the “Certification”! Matter of fact, we don't give a rat's ass - but please, give the damn dog a break from kitchen duty!

"DEFENDERS of Animal Cruelty"