Go WES

The Alaska State Legislators have OK'd a bill introduced by Representative Wes Keller, (R)Wasillabilly. The proposed bill was designed to increase the legislative pay by $7000/Year. All in favor say “AYE”.

JUST IN! Wes Keller to pay back the SOA for $7000 fine for shipping “spice” through air. Yes, WES was caught and the SOA was fined by Federal air marshals, because the goods were being shipped to Juneau as part of the legislator's fringe benefits. But Wes said it was his fault and that the SOA should not be held responsible for his questionable activities, especially for the $7000 fine.

Recap: Commit a crime, get fined. Increase your salary, pay the fine – crime continues to pay here in the “Lost Frontier”.

PicDic101-5201 Piece of CRAP

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Palintology

Palintology

According to the Queen of Palintology, U.S. President and Commander-In-Chief Barack Obama should be impeached because of these 25 reasons: Because Obama.....

1. is not an “IDIOT” like the Palintology fringe following
2. has a bigger pennis then Todd the Toad
3. allows the 1^st Lady Independence
4. doesn't need Viagra
5. beat the dick off of McCain and his Ruining Mate(the Queen)
6. would never cover his face in Duct Tape(Like Todd the Toad before sex)
7. is a good basketball player
8. makes George Bush look like a pigeon stool
9. supports workers rights
10. supports the “Union”
11. supports a global “PEACE” initiative
12. supports environmental stewardship
13. smiles like he succeeded
14. makes Rick Perry mad
15. laughs at Rick Perry's madman madness
16. doesn't have dysfunctional daughters
17. believes the “QUEEN” is a reincarnation of Playboy's “Granny”
18. believes the “QUEEN” assassinated “Gabrielle”
19. doesn't believe his farts don't stink
20. doesn't need the FOX
21. protects the “hen-house” from the FOX
22. is a “True” American
23. quit smoking
24. thinks Dick Cheney defaces property for fun
25. is a gentlemen!

Palintology is a science erected from Parasitology, the study of parasites - a.k.a Tea-Party miscarriages.

PicDic101-5200 IGNORANUS

Picture Dictionary – IGNORANUS defined.

(Rick Perry showing off to reporters the size of his dick after refusing to shake Obama's hand)

Name Change

The United States Supreme Court has officially changed its name to the United States Supreme Corporations Court!

Proud American!

I am so proud, so so proud this day, to say I am an American. No matter how bad the explosive diarrhea divide in the U.S. Congress, no matter how bad I despise the other side of the isle my beliefs trampled upon, today, to see all those young refuges from Honduras being escorted away by border patrol agents, so proud that those young people will be given a secure shelter to rest their weary bodies, provided nourishing food, medical treatment without having to sign-up for Obamacare and maybe a way to join the American dream machine. Not Left, not Right, Not Tea, No religion too, just what we as a nation are really good at no matter what divides us, at this kind of courage will never conquer us! Thanks America...

Racial Incident

"Juneau Police say a racially-fueled incident marred the closing of an Alaska Native dance and culture festival on Saturday in the state's capital city. The incident happened at the end of Sealaska Heritage Institute's Celebration 2014.

On Saturday morning around 9:30, Native veterans were serving as flag bearers as they led a parade through downtown Juneau. The vets formed a corridor on Willoughby Avenue next to Centennial Hall for dancers to pass through as they finished the parade. As they stood in place, a white man grabbed an American flag out of the hands of a 67-year-old Native veteran located at the end of the parade and began yelling "racial slurs" at the man and the crowd "and attempted to spit on the flag," Juneau police reported.

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Juneau police Lt. Kris Sell said her department doesn't know if the man was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. No witnesses reported the suspect as being visibly impaired, she said."

How about under the influence of the "Discovery Channel" or any other of the many "Reality" crap TV shows that makes Alaska look like a state gone "MAD"!

"....." from Alaska Dispatch

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