Sir Issac Newton

Newton's Principia ~ Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica ~ is a “Bible” of sorts that has been sadly shelved. Humans would be better off today shelving the fundamentalists' religious crap in print and taking hold the “Principles” of Nature. Jah LOVE, LOVE Jah, protect Us! It is the preacher like snake oil that is ruining this nation and other nations. WAR today is premeditated through – religion! Look, my fellow countrymen & women, Newton gave us the zero-root equation, which is a mathematical formula that can solve any puzzle. It works with engineering, it works with economics, it works for medicine and it works with politics. In the latter, the result begs for further analysis, as it always finds a converging answer pointing to “corruption” - or a “Divide By Zero” error. And the formula is adamant that “Over the Hillary” Clinton will never be seriously considered as a candidate for the U.S. Presidency. And Sarah Failin? And what it concludes about “WAR”, sad. Honestly, try it out as you'll be amazed at the results the “ZR” provides. See, many mathematicians are afraid of the “ZR”, as it makes their discipline less desirable. Taking ownership of the “ZR”, it means only a single math class would be required, from kindergarten up! A one shoe fits all, all the time! Now another notable scholar that seems to be missing todays limelight & glee is Sir Francis Beaufort, of the U.K. Royal Navy. This great sailor gave us the Beaufort Scale, which is a very good indication defining clearly what the prevailing winds are up to, as the scale speaks for itself with respect to understanding the force behind nature's blow. And since winds have been more pronounced lately due effects from “Global Warming”, using the “scale” as an everyday tool makes sense. Which brings me to the conclusion that another scale is needed, something simple like the Beaufort that gets all of us on the same page in trying to understand something with noticeable consequences. We became focused once-upon-a-time with the “Nuclear Clock”, but that scary thing went away with the “Cold War” . In fact, does it still exist today? Remember when it was 11-minutes until doomsday? I wonder who the time-keeper was? Now Newton, besides many great things, he invented or discovered the “Color Wheel”. It is a wheel of fortune for the color spectrum, making it easy to understand the significance of “color” in tune to musical notes, another possibility made allowable through nature's gift giving. Imagine a world without color or music! Now the “Color Wheel”, it is a pretty unique invention, so has significance today mother. As I drove across the west coast and inland desert scenes this past summer on through the fall, I noticed something of peculiar interest. See, roadways become heated, because of thousands of cars and trucks running on a 24-hour binge cycle to get nowheres fast. In fact, cars and trucks are the number one cause and effect participating and promoting this “Global Warming” phenomenon that doesn't really exist. As we drive to nowhere, the heat from the exhaust acts as a communicating continuum that romances with the “blacktop”, a phenomenon that orchestrates the creation of new Beaufort wind patterns which in turn creates new weather patterns. So the primal side-effects of Mother Nature taking action our inaction to stem our appetite to heat things up from crazed driving habits, it would commence along the source - the roadways. And that is where we can start to identify what is really happening with nature to combat the effects of too much heat, from fossil fueled engineomics. Using the Newton Color Circle, it can be observed that the earth is starting to revoke in efforts to reverse the heat, we see it in the color of the flowers that are prolifically growing along the highways and byways from sea to shinning sea. This falls into play with Dr. James Lovelock's “Daisy Land” theory, part of the Gaia Hypothesis, wherein flowers are the tell-tail sign of how upset nature has become - the health of this earth advertized by flowers. So we see that “Yellow” flowers are this years “Global Warning”, which means the earth has started to combat the effects of “Global Warming” by using that part of the spectrum, in efforts to cool things off. As foliage grows, it allows the earth to cool, through low elevation wind currents that sink the heat away. The color of the flowers benefits the required course change. As far as the scale goes, as a tool to alarm or warn those with interest this “Global Warming” is indeed something to contend with, we are not yet at the stage to be alarmed with a doomsday calling card. So maybe it is safe too say the earth is on the road to recovery. But we do not know the intimacy of the control loop algorithm, the time constants that nature abides by. Even Newton's “ZR” would have a tough time figuring that out – but it would be close. So if we see the flowers tending towards the next color wheel, say orange, we may be headed over the hill. If the wheel ever gets to the “D” note, between red and violet, that means it is over with, just like the “Nuke Clock” hitting high-noon. What you mean it was only a test? So if this new scale is divided into degrees of freedom, today the “Global Warming Warning Scale” indicates a -1.5, defined as emergency to moderate cooling by nature, through changes in growth patterns. Yes, this can affect farming, which is how we survive. We must begin to see a trend back towards the “Green”. Be it said with comfort and also with concern, nature can combat anything humans do to attack its livelihood. At the same time, nature cares not a rat's ass about our welfare, so it will perform whatever Armageddon maneuver it has too in efforts to remedy the situation. But for today, the Newton Color Wheel is indicating a severity of concern, because the action has begun. The “GWW” scale is formulated as follows:

Red(-3) = extreme cooling by nature

Orange(-2) = moderate cooling by nature

Yellow(-1) = emergency cooling by nature

Green(0) = the zero root(Neutrality), nature is happy.

Blue(+1) = emergency heating by nature

Indigo(+2) = moderate heating by nature

Violet(+3) = extreme heating by nature

Less then a -3 or greater then a +3, nature gives up and the lights go out, all growth stops and mankind starves to death.

Alaska Fish Guides

So I am getting hate mail on this blog's e-mail return, from irate Alaskan fishing guides. See, if a wannabe fisherman wants to learn about Alaska Chinook - a.k.a the King Salmon - just type it into the “Search” bar and let “Bing” do the research. And since my site goes by the title of “Alaska Chinook”, guess what, its up-front and a side trip to my site allows outsiders to learn all about Alaskan style corruption – including rip-off scams from fishing guides! Look the Corrupt Bastard Club is alive and well, just look what is happening between Doyon Utilities and the U.S. ARMY – it is WAR and the ARMY is trying to protect the U.S. Taxpayers. GO ARMY! And some of my photos that accompany the blog's articles, well they end up in “Images of Alaska Chinook”. In fact, my site is broadcast even before the Alaska department of Fish & Game. Ha, ha. Get over it. My site is designed to let people know how corrupt the 49er has become, no matter where it is found on the Internet. What are you afraid of? “You Can't Stand the TRUTH”

Stan Stevens

Stan Stevens was a very honorable man, I didn't know him personally. But understood his affection towards Prince William Sound, as I had resided in Valdez for many years – before Joe's wreck, crashing the EXXON Valdez into Bligh Reef. In the aftermath, Stan devoted his life and time to pounce upon the oil industry, making sure things were done right. For that conviction, to go up against the mighty EXXONs, he should be commended and will be remembered. But is is sad with Stan's passing, as he will never see the upcoming documentary scheduled to be released on the 25^th anniversary of the wreck. “The Sabotage of the EXXON Valdez” brings to light with enough convincing evidence to frame who was responsible for the wreck. And Stan would be ashamed...

“The Sabotage of the EXXON Valdez”, coming to a theater near you in 2014.

Great Alaska Hunt

Wow! The “Nose” reports that there is a bill floating in the legislature down in Juneau titled the “Great Alaska Hunt” that will support “Our Troops” in a real 49er way. The bill is designed to forfeit all year-2014 moose hunting permits away from the normal random drawing process - approximately 12000 permits - and hand the permits over to the U.S. military. Then the “brass” will disburse the hunting permits to members of the military in a ways and means that awards many troops who would love the chance of a lifetime to big game hunt here in Alaska. That list of eligible hunters includes many that are now disabled, from the years upon years this nation’s presence in the Middle East. In Alaska, this according to the bill sponsor who remains anonymous, Fort Wainwright will be used as a staging area to transport the troops with permits to areas where moose are known to congregate. The base food preparation unit will process and package the meat taken back from successful hunts. Local airlines are jumping in to provide assistance to fly the lucky permit holders up to and back from Alaska – hopefully with a few hind quarters of moose meat! This is great news for the troops, and a way to say thanks. Now who thought of this wise assignment of this state’s natural resource – for such a cause? For years, 33% of the permits have been assigned to very wealthy white man hunter hustlers. During September, the hanger at Sadler’s Airport - adjacent to the other airport the peon class must use – it has several private jets on standby, for outsiders here to rob us of our resources on the hoof. And many permits go to those not in need of “extra” meat. So it is about time we see a bill like this that finds merit, as how many troops in boots could afford a hunting trip to Alaska? So I wish the legislator that came forward with this great idea that supposedly has garnished more then enough votes to win support this bill, please step up to the plate and let us know who thou art? As the rumor mill has it, one of the female legislators. But maybe the originator is afraid, as the hunting guides are fit to be tied, as are the “Great White Hunters”, whine, whine, whine! So 2014 may be a great year, for the other hunters! But get this. Don Young is in support of this temporary restraining order to take away the permits and offer them up for grabs to members of the military! So I hope the meat lockers are filled, and our troops can breath a sigh of relief that somebody appreciates their time in uniform, boots on the ground, troops in the trenches. In fact, I hope it is successful and maybe this bill finds extensions into the following years. Alaska hunting for those that deserve it! Now this is an idea that has my “Gun Support”. But don't hold your breath, as there are already signs that the hunting lobby is up in arms, doesn't give a hoot about the troops, and cares only about their bottom line. Imagine, greed getting in the way of decency! Sad it is if so true that there is a faction trying to derail this genuine gratitude, for our troops! Call or write your state senator in support of this “bill”! In fact, call Governor Parnell at (907) 465-3500 right now......Help SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

Summer's Best

Voted best summer song for 2013:

Donovan's 1966 “Sunshine Superman” re-invented by “The Bongos”.

Prevo & Minnery Cowards

Dear Jerry Prevo & Jim Minnery: Take this news and shove it up your “pearly gate” ass-hole!

Same-sex partners of state employees will be considered as immediate family under action taken Thursday by the Alaska State Personnel Board.

Einstein's Alaska

I di belivi that Einsteini's theori of relitiviti has some fliis. Not a spelling mistake that last thought, speed of light typing! So as the scientific community amuses itself with discoveries so bold that hold nothing worthwhile humanitarian reasons, finding ”non-existent” things like the quark and hardons and bosoms and babylons along with charms and something called the “strange” particle, I have come to the realization that “kid scientists” will forever discover the “snot” and its cohort the “bugger” along with the “fart” and of course the “burp”. I guess evolution is making today's smart kids! See now, the theory of Einstein may find complications when we realize that time halts when one tries to burp and fart at the same instance, according to this little kid on the plane trying to amuse others with his scientific knowledge. “Try it mister, try farting and burping at the same time!” I don't know why he targeted me as the guinea pig for his experiment. What seat belt warning? Maybe because it was a red-eye flight heading towards Alaska, which was already seeing snow cover and it wasn't yet Halloween and everybody else was asleep – sleeping off the misery facing the facts that another “long” winter has arrived for the 49er. OK, a true reality check upon this relativity thing no common man I have befriended has ever really understood. See, the instructors of the “theory” always use the passing train thing. But up here in Alaska, the Alaska Railroad...that's another story! So the experimental testing – the litmus test – it took place during the 2-months of summer in Fairbanks, Alaska. Not only is it hot - into the 90 degree heat - but the mosquito population has by now exploded beyond decency akin to Don Young “exploding” at congressional hearings. “You Mr. Scientist, shut-up, shut-up. You are just like that rabid skunk Pelosi. So just shut-up”. Hasn't Young become an embarrassment? I guess if laughter is the best medicine, bring it on Don. OK, back to the experiment. Now you jump into your vehicle, and no matter how quick you try to dodge the blood suckers big as humming birds, you are accosted by gangs, bug clans - they cling to every thread and hijack their way aboard. So you close the window and hit the pedal to the metal. Now you are pissed and irate, because the bugs are trying to get the buggers in your nose and continue to hum “Praise to the Vampire Goddess named Sarah” while your nostrils vibrate out of control - so road rage sets in as blood is flowing down your forehead, from that bastard that got away. Honestly, road rage with no other vehicles on the road! “I'll get you, you stupid mosquitoes.” But you soon realize that the vehicle is speeding away at 60mph, and the squitoes are still in pursuit, in the vehicle. If they fly from the windshield towards the target - that's you Mr. - they are driving in reverse at that same speed, defying something way beyond Einstein's theory. Now we all know that a squitoe could never drive that fast, as its fragile body made up of a wing and a giant sucker like nose, it would vaporize into snot, or a blood bugger if already ordained a vampire. Get the point now, that is Einstein's theory of relativity in bug talk. So in Alaska, we don't need the useless and waste-not-want railroad to teach us what the one shoe man was so popular upon. That's the point I am getting at this writing. Like scientists looking for the “Charm” such a waste of resources, the Alaska Railroad is also a big waste of U.S. Taxpayer money, while looking for something that doesn't exist. In the rail's case, trying to look for a way to make an honest living! For those not in the know, the Alaska Railroad has never been a profit making self-sustaining venture. It relies on a government subsidy equal to half its operating costs. And gets the money only by genuine “Fraud” and of course an endorsement by none other then Mr. Young. Shut-up! Yes, Uncle Sam throws money away in the tune of $45-Million each year, just so the railroad can cater to the cruise ship industry, cater to the coal mine mentality that stiffs the military with crappy coal at a ridiculous cost to transport the crap, and gives the KOCH Brothers a $4.5-Million discount! Think about it, as it is not a complicated matter, your tax-dollars are subsidizing the Koch agenda which is top heavy with the Tea-Party. In this scenario, the citizens as passengers are the “miss-treated” particle, along with the U.S. Taxpayers. We get screwed. The Alaska Railroad was bankrupt since it was taken over from the Fed.'s and remains still broke today. Here is what I find also confusing. Talk about cutting a military base in Alaska, “them'a fighting words”. See, 45% of the income for Alaskans comes from the military budget. And a majority of the workers align themselves with the Tea-Party. So they want less government, but at the same time want a weekly paycheck from Uncle Sam. Talk about a two-faced mentality. And as the saying goes for many contractors working the lucrative military mission, “Bill the military, deliver nothing”. Pathetic it is that we have become a society that feels it is OK to rip-off the entity that was designed by Congress to protect us! Generations are learning this evil mindset. So wave the flag of less government then at the same time use Uncle Sam for your own benefit. Time to barf, no experiments allowed, just pure sickening mentality that would make Einstein, barf!