AGIA NewsFlash!

From NewsFlash Central: The Alaska Gasline Inducement Act, a.k.a. AGIA, a law signed into effect by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, it has been amended under a new title as; The Alaska Gasline Enema Act

Vote for Mitt

Yes, I am changing bosses in midstream and have decided already, so early on that Mitt the “Tax Cheat” will get my vote come November. Sure he is a “Treasury Thief”, as anybody calling themselves “American” and getting away with a smile enjoying only a 15% garnishment on personal income when the rest of us are paying 50 times that, if it ain't cheating then “pardone me”! Look I am a liberal independent, and through my 40-years of voting rights, have abided and abetted the democratic movement. I hate war and the out-dated War Machine, as it makes the Dick Cheneys rich, for investing in the “killing fields”. I also embrace “socialism”, as that makes for a more perfect union and provides friendly neighborhoods – the kind without gates wherein roots rock Reggae “block parties” are not outlawed by creep like “Homeowner Associations”. My Creator has whispered to me many a times the merits of a happy society, through sharing. And I voted for Obama back in 2008 and continue to support his ideals to some extent – I guess the lesser of evils. But this country is at the pivot point, wherein we need a shakeup. Mitt at the helm would sure shake out and away what tranquility may be left, as “happiness” seems to be but a commodity for the wealthy folks to bargain with. Here it is in the nutshell. Can Mitt and company do a better job? That is a very debatable question with probably a zillion excuses, especially when explosive diarrhea fills the airwaves of freedom, Rush to judgment hypocrisy. Is Obama performing that bad? Find me a single Limbaugh ass licker kisser that can say one good thing about Obama! These idiots can even spin the spin off of sin! So let Mitt have it all, just to see what his ideals can do to restore hope, and get us back on track to prosperity. I forgot, that is for the 1% faction only, so it means slave labor for many. Still, let us see what he has in that bag of tricks! Now one very interesting facet that must be given credit upon success the current presidency under Barack, it is the fact that the Obama administration went smart early on, with the Bush dysentery dynasty vacating the oval office. Obama inherited a nightmare, with the yellow cake wars and an attempt to throw honest working Americans out into the street, to make homelessness a new American pastime. With the trumped-up and fabricated economic doomsday approach, Bush’s going away present, Obama and his “Men in Back” were quick to provide a panacea, with the “Stimulus” money infused to keep at least an amber wave of hope on the horizon. Yet today, the economy is on hold, not caving in, but limping along, because of the quick thinking by Obama. It is the 4-years of stimulus money that has kept the U.S. from declaring bankruptcy. And guess what? That money will cease to exist come November, this year, just after the election results have been disenfranchised to allow Mitt the dream. So instead of getting road raged over the election scam possibilities and what is in store for democracy, just let Mitt try on Hilary’s thong. Then it will be doomsday! The “American Recovery and Re-Investment Act” was a 4-year stimulus program, very transparent and guarded against waste and aimed at helping out the middle-class, the working class proletariats – the class hit hardest by the Carlyle recession. The “Stimulus” sent money to every state, to keep the schools open. It sent money to every state, for road construction. The list goes on and on. Texas received billions, the 1^st place winner. Followed by California wherein billions went infused into the economy. Yes, it was a bailout that benefited the “People”, from all walks of life, from sea to shining sea. It was the fair distribution – a sharing of the wealth - that made the difference, and the reason we see very little negative rhetoric against it, like has followed the auto industry bailout, which was Mitt’s plan stolen away by Obama – so says the Moron. All told, not only did it help the working class move forward through dire straits, but it helped the private sector move ahead also, wherein many companies with ties to the GOP found benefit. But it worked, maybe not politically bipartisan, but bipartisan in practice. And it has continued to work and is far from over with…unless! Talk about a meltdown coming our way, as there is no way in hell that this country would approve another round of ”Stimulus” money programs with Mitt in charge. If Obama gets back in, it will be a slam dunk affair, as he has no qualms re-signing a bill that keeps on giving, as it is still needed. With shivers starting to indicate that the economic slump is global, without a stimulus extension, we will lose what little we have left or gained from a very delicate maneuver. See, it was planned this way, as it is just a game in Washington. The “Stimulus” program was well crafted, with re-percussions to surface, just about the time of the election. If Obama wins again, no problem. If Mitt wins, a big problem! So my sentiment is let Mitt take over, and in the end, with no “Stimulus”, we will once and for all see the end of the elephant party, which gives my party the IN! My predictions, vote Mitt in and within 30-days time there will come a self-inflicted impeachment, not only upon Mitt, but the entire Rush Limbaugh fan club! It is the only way forward, as this nation cannot stand “4 more years” of legislative stalemating wherein the only position taken by the losing party is destruction upon the winning party. Let Mitt have it, so his wife can be the star on a new series called “Oval Office Wives”, let Limbaugh have his final orgasm, Hannity his wet-dream and let Bill O’Reilly share in that climax along with the rest of the population that has seen too it that we no longer savor the glory, of “Independence”!

Where’s the OUTCRY?

I’m embarrassed. I’m also outraged. Where in hell is the outcry?  Today, even with kindergarteners romancing the rock of knowledge and figuring out what is hindering progress, it is realized that bipartisan bickering at the highest levels of government furnishes a detriment along with negative side effects in efforts forward to appreciate a reasonable political society. American citizens from both sides of the isle have gone sick and tired over the fighting in Congress, climaxed through a cry-baby attitude followed by lie after lie from those that are supposed to represent this country. And the trickledown theory is alive and well, as this dereliction finds its way into local government, demonstrated by state legislators and witnessed at assembly meetings, wherein it remains the elephant against the donkey. Even the grange gatherings find debate this disconnect, instead of bickering over apple pie recipes. For the most part, it is pettily cat and dog skirmishes with the representative body, or in Don Young’s case, rabid skunk attacks. If you are not aware Don’s episode with a rabid skunk on the “Hill” in the Hall of Congress, you are out of touch what has been going down in Washington. I guess snare traps are banned from the chambers. But there is one thing front and center finally wherein the republicans and democrats are in harmony upon, in agreement upon and embracing bipartisan support - it is called TREASON. Yes, seduction through sedition, as the Alaska GOP seems to be rallying behind U.S. Senator Mark Begich, a democrat, at the expense of our men and women in uniform. The republican heavies affiliated with the Fairbanks’ economy - FEDCO - are siding with Begich and glowing with smiles  over the fact that Begich is holding the ARMY hostage, by placing “holds” on military promotions because the senator cannot get information from the military brass as too why Eielson Air Force Base is on the chopping block. Look, here it is in a nutshell. The military brass has been told to cut the budget. That is a mandate from the Hall of Congress, from the GOP still in control, due a deficit that is running this country into the ground. So the military brass have been given a mission, by the Commander-in-Chief, so they act or else. And one of the things that the brass look at when making decisions to base closings or a reduction in “Force” through joint scenarios, like has already occurred at Ft. Richardson and Elmendorf, front and center is the cost of keeping the age old beasts running. And it is “energy” costs that play a major role in the equation of doom, or continuation. And that is where it is at, as Alaska finds the highest costs for energy procured by the military. In Alaska, we can blame Usebelli for reasons why the interior military infrastructure is under the microscope. Greed, because of competition lacking, it is what has forced the brass to look at closing or scaling down this costly infrastructure in the 49’er. The Defense Logistics Agency has the task of buying fuel to keep the bases warm at the same time procuring fuel for fighter jets. The last time the DLA went on a mission to sign, seal and deliver fuel contracts, the entire United States found cost savings, in “fuel” delivered that realized reductions of 5%. With the billions spent on the fuel costs courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers, that meant a major victory celebration for 5-year contracts – billions saved! But in Alaska, the cost of delivered fuel – especially coal from Joe’s hole – that commodity saw increases of 14%, increases from the supplier to the delivery boy, the Alaska Railroad. So the mine made humongous profits and the added costs for transportation kept the Alaska railroad CEO well fed. Now with new contracts in the bidding stage due expiration, guess what, the DLA could only secure a two year contract with Joe, which means it is costing more and more to keep the aging dilapidated military bases open. So, the blame game finds Usebelli coal and the ARR the culprit as too why the brass see it fit to save money, by cutting back where it hurts. See, when the last BRAC attack rallied the citizen workers and allowed Eielson a breather, we went stingy and thought that we would never again have to worry. Instead of sitting down and saying what to do now so it won’t happen again, like getting a natural gas pipeline from Prudhoe Bay south to feed the base power plants, we chose to continue to waste and ignore destiny and let somebody else worry about the future, and now we see the fruits of those efforts, lost jobs and the fear that there is no future for the military in Alaska - wherein it supports about 1/3 the jobs for Alaskans. And brace yourselves, as it won’t be long before we see similar reductions at Ft. Wainwright! Why, once again it is attributed to the greed factor. When the brass realized possible cost savings with “privatization” of the military base utility infrastructure, the winners of lucrative contracts like Fairbanks Sewer & Water, they were not in it for anybody but themselves. “Ask what you can do for your country” was trumped by how much is rape worth. The “privatization” has become a “gold plated toilet seat” folly, costing the U.S. Taxpayers three times as much as it should, which means the coast savings have not been realized. Take the fuel cost increases and the the utility costs out-of-bounds, which is paid to the “privatization” contractors by the ARMY, well the picture is well defined. See, everybody was there for the handout. Especially with the vulnerability of the military infrastructure. See, they are here to defend and shouldn’t have to worry about getting ripped off. It is that American thing that has now been turned backwards, as to “do unto others as you would have done unto yourself” is but a helpless cry in the desert. With the “Privatization”, the property that was at one time “eminent military domain” and exempt from local taxation, well once it changed hands the local tax assessor saw the opportunity for more money income, which means the U.S. government must shovel out more money! It all adds up and in the end, it paints a cloudy picture as too the worth these bases have nowadays, especially with the cold war on “Luke” warm status. And another thing the brass look at, it is the employment opportunities that may be available to troops, once their terms of endangerment come to an end. In Fairbanks? There are no jobs, especially for troops. So we can blame the high costs associated with greed that has today promoted a dilemma here in Alaska and a laissez-faire attitude by the representation to not care about the future, except caring about their own future come re-election time. So what about that “Treason” thing eluded upon early on in this blog broadcast? Here is the really McCoy doozy. Begich is doing everything in his limited power to keep the bases off the curtailment list or adamant that there will not even be reductions here in Alaska. Begich is fighting for his life, with respect to any re-election opportunities for that job for life with “premier” medical coverage and unlimited ED medicine. He realizes that should Eielson Air Force Base get the shutdown notice, then Mark will have to find another job. He made it to the senate on a technicality, the lesser of two evils as Ted was under indictment. So, Senator Mark is hanging on by a thread, to keep his job. And here is what irks me and puzzles me as too why we are not seeing public outcry his tactics to satisfy his political ego. And the GOP is rallying behind him, like there are indeed things that will allow bipartisanism, but I had no idea it was “Treason”! See, it appears that the threat by Begich to hold hostage military personnel promotions, it is gaining momentum from the right, from Lisa, and from Don. None of the Alaska delegation has spoken out and up against this sinful ridiculousness, holding back those in uniform expecting and deserving promotions - held back for reasons unrelated! It is TREASON, no doubt about it. To allow this to occur in America, we have turned against those that take an oath to defend. I voted for Begich, now I am sorry. This is beyond decency. Where in hell is the Sergeant-of Arms? Doesn’t he have the power to arrest those of the representative body that practice treason? Was the guard “black mailed” into leaving his post? The bottom line, I am not in favor by any stretch this tactic and have filed a complaint against Begich, with the Senate Select Ethics Commission. Will it go anywhere, most likely not, as TREASON is rampant in the Halls and defended by that body that has hijacked the Constitution. Sad it I, that we have so-called representation that thinks the military, the defenders, is but a punching bag. Just wait, maybe Begich will keep on this rage against the military, next we may see him taking away the troops’ guns. And with Don Young floating a bill that mandates all future base closures the discretion of Congress, it will mean the crooks will get richer and richer, those that seen to think Capitalism means ripping off the Americans. Look, what does a Congressman know about military? When we see this kind of takeover, this mutiny, it is just another pathetic sign of unreasonableness that shows all too well that Americans have lost touch with reality, and that my friend is when we must “fear something besides fear itself”. It is called TREASON, practiced today right on Constitution Avenue, as the Red Lights have been turned off!

Dear Musher Mitch #2

Dear Musher Mitch:

I had an erection lasting over four hours! I called the Hard-on Hotline, they told me to call you. Can you provide me with the name of that pathetic ambulance chasing frivolous lawsuit attorney that represented you with that knife thing? Thanks…

Off the record, how much you get in that settlement? Should I name a “Big Name” ED, to sweeten the pot? Man, you are such an icon, a legacy, a genuine Corrupt Bastard Club original, gee I want to be just like you when I grow up! By chance, are you friends with VECO Bill?

Musher Mitch

Dear Musher Mitch:

I just cut my tongue on a potato chip. Can you provide me with the name of that pathetic ambulance chasing frivolous lawsuit attorney that represented you with that knife thing? Thanks…

Off the record, how much you get in that settlement? Should I name a “Big Name” outfitter, to sweeten the pot? Man, you are such an icon, a legacy, a genuine Corrupt Bastard Club original, gee I want to be just like you when I grow up! By chance, are you friends with VECO Bill?

Welcome to MittVille

COWARD's Eight

Congratulations to the COWARD's “Eight” assembly members that voted to advertise to the world that not only is Anchorage a city that has been taken over by perverted right wing-nut religious fanatics, at the same time this city “Once of Brotherly Love” is now ranked Number 2 - nationwide - in the category of “VIOLENT” crime ridden downtown streets. Hear that yelling, it’s not celebration by rappers, but rapers running wild along the Tony Knowles Coastal Trail. And this trend to become an unsafe place to live but a safe haven for corrupt politicians whose MO is rape with a smile for loot, we can thank the current bastard at the helm. He cares not for his fellowman and probably aspires to a Scott Walker “mission”. I thought “Hitlerism” was a thing of the past, seems not the case. Look, the Anchorage mayor who has the power but not the guts to manage the affairs of this city has not even the decency to keep the sidewalk bus stations clear from ice and snow, for those that rely on this transportation network. Budget issues? Not when he turns around and pads Knucklehead Sheffield's wallet, for a job well-done? How many more years will the Port of Anchorage be on hold? Realize that this screw up is already costing you at the market! It is estimated that the cost overruns and scheduling delays have increased the price of cereal alone – the bellwether of consumer economics – up some 3-cents per bowl of cheerios. It adds up! Now the same thing happened when the Ted Stevens' Airport was remodeled. Remember how long those “non-earthquake” columns remained as boat anchors, rusting away until the lawsuits were settled, wherein the airport lost a whole lot of U.S. Taxpayers' loot? Once again, the crooks made out. Same thing here at the port project, engineering idiots taking advantage of a knucklehead IQ. It is not a mistake, but a planned maneuver to “rape with a smile for loot”, just like occurred with the current election under suspicion - a planned sabotage wherein we find a mayor missing in action his duty. Why? Because the plan worked. Had the mayor come front and center with concern, the assembly would have sidelined any certification, until....So when the latest city election went hijacked by Jim Misery - head honcho of Perverted Family Council - hijacked because Proposition #5 was an equality based issue of importance but one which goes against the grain of preachers bent on “Stand Your Religion” it's OK to shoot innocent victims in the back even if they want food for their family, well the fact that the COWARD's Eight decided to honor the corrupt election results, I for one am ashamed and scared as an ex-Anchoragite. See, I moved out when Forbes made it clear and convincing that in order to be safe in and around Anchorage, I had to hire a loaded gun or Wayne's WAR machine for protection - here in America! If this city can't get it right-on with issues of equality, then it best get used to being in the Forbes' limelight, for “Cities Not Fit for Human Inhabitants”. The cop out, for certifying this election is sickening, based on the fictional fact by a private attorney that was at one time a “prosecutor” for what discipline is still a mystery, a Mr. Petman convinced the COWARD's Eight that “failure to follow the certification procedures in place before the election could result in federal constitutional violations.” Wow, can you imagine the Fed.'s armed with a Constitutional Law subpoena becoming involved in this so far mess and voting booth scandal, then maybe Misery and Perverto would finally be placed behind bars. But we are so, so afraid to confront this religious freak show that is trying to take over “tranquility” here in the Homeland. Just go to a Sunday service and you'll realize first hand that “peace” is a word banned from the pulpit of Perverto's snake-oiled circus show-time. It is all doom and gloom and gay bashing, and they call themselves “holy” and mind you, think they are Christians? As the true saying stands, “Loving God doesn't mean hating your brothers and sisters”! They're a bunch of tax-cheats. And when the smirks of success showed the morning following the tainted April 20^th election results, I am sure following the “legal” opinion as the cop-out and hurriedly certifying the suspicious election, I bet once the posse of “eight”, the COWARDS, I am sure they left for some secret party wherein the VECO grill showed up once again to entertain victory. That icon shows up whenever there is a political win for the Corrupt Bastards' Club. When this cast-iron “mastiff” like icon was confiscated by the FBI some time ago, when Ted was under indictment, I was attempting to buy it, and use it down on 4^th Avenue to sell the “History of Corruption” here in Alaska – on a bun! Think about it: Bill Allen's Weiner, Hulk's Hero Dog, Don's Shorty, Sheffield's Wannabe, Dan's “Where's the Beef” Ego, Franks Frankster! But with crime headlining any future prospects in the tourists' industry especially here in the Number 2, I must do what I can do to protect my fellow travelers before they enter the abyss of hate. So I am starting a campaign, to warn off tourists that may be thinking of visiting this city;

Dear Tourists. If you are entering Alaska, at the Port of Anchorage, please do so at your own risk. This city is ranked NUMBER 2 with respect to violent crimes against women, and that crime spree comes as an edict from the religious factions that lay claim this territory, wherein the preachers can legally shoot another human on the run in the back, in cold blood, just for stealing food to feed a hungry family. So don't be alarmed if you see rapers at lodge and preachers shooting the hungry. It is not some remake of a wild west show, it is real live chaos. If you do visit Anchorage and must leave the security of the airport, do not walk in front of the Bill Sheffield Train Depot and please beware of the following areas. Do not, I repeat, do not venture down towards the Anchorage Baptist Temple or wherever Jim Misery hangs out, but if it smells like perversion, stay away. If you come in contact with any individuals associated with this freak show faction, especially at the airports, call TSA immediately, as traveling aboard a high flier with their likes aboard could be detrimental to your wellbeing. And remember, these goons have permission to shoot innocent humans in the back, while they are running away from dumpster diving. It’s called “Stand Your Religion” and it controls politics in Alaska. As a matter of fact, you would be safer planning a trip to Mexico, no matter what the authority's tell you.

So to the COWARD's EIGHT, have fun this summer trying to convince tourists to stay, keep your guns loaded, and watch for that PAC check from the preacher, as I am sure it will make your summer worth all the “disenfranchising” upon the rights of the righteous, which does not include your type. Rape with a smile for loot, the Corrupt Bastard's motto, it lives on!