Branded!

The news was traveling as fast as espresso beans on Red Bull, especially at the coffee shops, frequented by normal people still showing some semblance of Americanism - a.k.a. American liberalism. Those waiting in line for a caffeine fix were at a loss, based on a rumor floating free that Ben Stevens’ was not to be indicted, for whart-ever – a free man after all these years of mischief! That was to be expected, as the entire Federal investigation had become rather stale, mate. Look, Ben was but a worthless snot in the big picture show and Uncle Sam has bigger fish to fry, like corporations involved in “Privatization” of this nation’s military infrastructure. I’ll get to this crime in the making a little later in this broadcast. Bottom-line, Ben will always be guilty in the eyes of many intelligent Alaskans, yes guilty until proven innocent – which is a long shot. Not because he received $70,000 dollars a year from Enstar Natural Gas through SEMCO for nothing while a state senator, but because of his punk like attitude that NOBDOY CAN TOUCH ME BECAUSE Ted’s My Daddy syndrome. Look, Ben screwed up so bad that he took his own father down for the count. Now Ted had his disgusting ways and means, but when a son uses the power of his father to get ahead in life, that is the true crime. So I rest my case with the “punk”, as he had about enough credibility to….he has no credibility! In fact, Joe Hazzlewood has more credibility, as he was indicted and served time helping out his fellow men & women in need a meal, at Bean's Cafe. I use the comparison because both are boat captains. And for those out of touch reality, Ted died while playing out his fantasy as a lobbying whore for Ron Duncan. He is the guy that owns GCI and takes a whole lot of your money for Internet and phone service then contributes generously to GOP bashing of the liberal agenda. And Duncan could not have become so wealthy and powerful without Ted’s help, through changes in the FCC rules & regulations geared towards aiding and abetting the business which in turn becomes a burden to the users. Ted wasn’t big on credibility either, like father like son. Ted practiced cronyism to the nth degree plus some. And what Ted delivered to this state was high expectations with respect to government welfare – a.k.a. “pork”. But with that, came also low expectations in building a sustainable jobs infrastructure with that welfare giveaway program that made Alaska the “King” state for regurgitated taxable income. For years, Ted was a very powerful con artist that used his political influence to distribute back to his home state more Federal welfare than what was taken in. We were John McCain's envy, but he was no match in comparison to what this state's iron clad gift giving could deliver. Of course it was gift giving, as if we didn't ask for it, what else could define the loads of loot heading this way from the U.S. Treasury? Now Ted can’t take all the blame for this disenfranchising, as he had accomplices, like Don Young and Frank Murkowski, the three-stooges they were. It was a game played out with one intent, to bring home the bacon. That my friends was how the stooges purchased the voting publics' faith, through welfare. More bacon meant more jobs which equated to more re-elections. It was a very simple equation for success. They wanted it their way and had it their way. What was ironic, this state didn’t need the money as this state was for many years the nation’s largest producer of oil! We didn’t need one red cent of Uncle Sam’s money, a.k.a. GOP welfare. The other bottom-line, this state has wasted away so much wealth and has nothing to show, except panic as the money tree has dried up. What this nation should have been diligently saving - for that rainy day - it has evaporated to nothing! In Alaska, so much waste that there are believers that believe when state-hood was granted, it was a mistake. The lower 48 would like to sell Alaska, just to get back what was lost from the Treasury during the terms of waste. There’s hardly any more oil and ever since Sarah made the headlines, this state has become a punching bag of abuse. Sell it, just give it away! Besides, polar bears are dieing and Parnell has better things too do, like prayer service with Perry, that idiot from Texas. Maybe “prey” service fits the picture. Please take a look around Alaska, you’ll see the remnants of a failed bureaucracy run to the ground through corrupt cronyism. Take the rocket launching nightmare located on Kodiak Island. Sure it creates jobs, but what good is a Cape Canaveral if there are no rockets to launch? But just in case, is costs this state along with a handout from Uncle Sam well over $4-million a year, to maintain an obsolete project. So this state was very successful at creating government funded projects just for local jobs and now we must pay to keep the crap from rusting. There was never an intent to put this stuff to useful existence. It was the ultimate “Wasteful Projects for Jobs Creation” bill. The list goes on and on with the failed projects here in Alaska that were made possible by the Three-Stooges when in control, by handing over the taxpayers' hard earned loot. Now what tops the dilemma in the category of ripping off the taxpayers is the “privatization” of the military infrastructure here in Alaska. The Native Corporations are being taken advantage of, wherein their names and once good standing status are used to acquire lucrative “government” contracts. Once again, government welfare. It is the name game and in the end it is not the Native Corporations that are raking in the receipts from gold plated toilet seats, but sub-corporations run by wealthy lawyers, made wealthy through generous payments from Uncle Sam. It is the ultimate “American Greed” scamming. We the taxpayers are getting ripped off like never before. Face the facts. If a military base has to find foreign investment to survive, we have sold out our sovereignty! And this is what the legacy chapter of the history books will remember, for Ted, for Don and Frank and of course MoanaLisa Fugwug – nepotism daughter of Frank and Mrs. “Bathroom Too Small” Murkowski. The bottom-line, here it is in a nutshell. The “Privatization” of the military infrastructure is costing the taxpayers possibly up too and above 100% more then what it cost the taxpayers under Civil Service abuse! And the sad fact, Canada is buying up that infrastructure. The Fairbanks Mafia, 10 confidants who had friends in D.C., they became rich this “privatization” venture, because they blind-sided the government. I guess for them it is not “Ask what you can do for your country” but “See what you can do to screw your country”! When the 1^st solicitation hit the streets for “privatization” of the Alaskan military infrastructure, the utilities that is, it was open to all willing and able American corporations. But soon, somebody with influence in D.C. insisted that the military change the bidding process in midstream to “Set-aside”, which meant only a limited amount of entities could proceed with bidding on what was too become one of the most lucrative business dealings on record between private business and Uncle Sam. The Mafia was laughing all the way to the bank, until the SBA decided it was not a “small” venture. Then the Mafia tried to sue Uncle Sam through an estoppal, denied by a prudent Administrative Law Judge. When that attempt failed, to turn around the SBA judgment, it meant bringing in the Big Guns, and who else could turn something like this around? And “Set-aside” meant it would go to a “small” business, as defined by the Small Business Administration. It meant that it would be an Alaskan Native Corporation doing the bidding. But when the SBA said that the Fairbanks Mafia venture called Doyon Utilities was not small, it threw a wrench into the Mafia's plan. Not to worry, as with friends in powerful positions, all that was required was a phone call and the bid was changed again, no longer set-aside but once again open to the public. But by this time it was too late for reputable entities with experience to provide a bid before the deadline. So it was a slam-dunk for the Mafia. When the contract was signed sealed and delivered, it made the Mafia confidants filthy rich, as they were able to convince a Canadian outfit, a loan investment outfit, to purchase their shares in the venture, for a “goodwill” amount that was way over-bounds. Not to worry once again, as the head honcho - the Godfather - he would become the head honcho of the privatization effort that would over-see $75-million in revenues per year, once again courtesy Uncle Sam's generosity. And when the buck doesn't stop here, at the head, it can be regurgitated to other entities, even foreign entities. It appears that there is in the works a lucrative payback scheme, wherein so-called inception payments made monthly by Uncle Sam are being diverted to pay for business dealings that are suspect. If one finds interest in financial statements this venture, it is easy too see that the “Administrative Costs” are out-of-bounds, when compared to other utility financial statements on record at the Regulatory Commission of Alaska. There is something seriously wrong with the “inception rate” that the Mafia sold to the Army. The government was taken for a wild ride down 2^nd Avenue and it appears when it is over it will be a detour to skid-row! So the legacy of misappropriations lives on. A few in the know learned it well, from Ted and Don and Frank, and today we see the lasting effects. It continues to be a giveaway program, at the taxpayers expense. Bottom-line, the stooges made friends and relatives wealthy, and the proletariats ended up with a few good jobs. The wealth lasted, the jobs dried up. And with that, unfortunately, we are still looking for even a decent job nowadays, as the well-off play with horses and enjoy a life of luxury - if not in jail! And here it is in a nutshell to those still interested and upset about rip off artists preying on the U.S. Treasury. When the Civil Service was in control of the Ft. Wainwright power plant, in 2005 it is documented that it cost $13-million to operate and maintain the facility for that year. In 2009, the 1^st year under “Privatization” by the Fairbanks Mafia, it cost the taxpayers $13-million, except in the latter case it doesn't include $10-million in coal costs, as the “Privatization” contract left that burden to guess who? The Taxpayers! Do the math, its simple! So the wretched wealth indecency continues unabated, as some have learned well how to rip off Uncle Sam. With an attitude of “NOT my country 'Tis of Thee” and once again we are branded with economic failures as the thieves run free, on our dime!

2012 Race vs. Race

I hope Rick Perry is the GOP/Tea Party's presidential candidate for the 2012 “Race vs. Race”. And I hope he names both MissHell Bachmann and Sarah “Cross-Hairs” Palin as his vice-presidential running mate(s). Why two? Because it's apparent that Perry is a “eunuch”, no balls that is, and MissHell & SarahPacking can easily pick up the slack of Perry's sack. Bottom-line, besides possibly the costliest campaign on record 2012 will record, it will be the ugliest as it is “Race against Race”, no doubt about it. And that my friends is more “Treacherous” then “Treason”! What has evolved in this country is a “political” race, based not on color, but creed and patheticism wherein “ethics & responsibility” is but a suggestion. This country has come to the cross-roads, where the wealthy class is using the weakness of others - like the Tea-Party - to further its selfish agenda, which is nothing short a segregated agenda of wealth hoarding gated community existence wherein it sends this country backwards, when slavery and segregation dictated freedom not for “All” but freedom for but a few. When representatives of this country make it clear and convincing that their only goal in life is to make sure Obama fails at a 2^nd term, this is “Treason” and Mitch McConnell should be held accountable such “acts of treason” against this America. The list of misfit explosive diarrhea emanating from political orifices damaging to this country goes on and on. Yes it is free speech, but we are responsible for any adverse affects that “right” bothers another's freedom, to be left alone. No wonder “bullying” is the Public School Enemy No. 1, as it is practiced by our own Congress. And we try to incorporate politics into everyday family living, but when our youngsters see nothing but bickering and threats from those in control, what can we expect? The History books are on constant re-write, and what is going on today is a chapter that could only be titled “America's Ugliest Time”. What is going on today is far from anything American. And if the GOP can only provide the likes of the Perry's and maniacs like MissHell and Palin to lead this country to prosperity with peace, then maybe this country would be better off putting the 2012 election on hold, until such time the wackos find a new sack!

MissHell Bachmann

I am at a loss for words:



MissHell Bachmann is a WACK-WHORE!

Alaskan Quiz

Question #1: Name at least one Alaskan U.S. Senator or an Alaskan member of Congress who has not had to employ a crooked office aide, since statehood?

Question #2: Name at least one Alaskan U.S. Senator or an Alaskan member of Congress who has not had to employ a crooked office aide, since CBCI?

CBCI means “Corrupt Bastards Club Inception”

The 1st one-hundred "correct" entries to this Alaskan Quiz will receive a tape recording of Don Young's famous House speech wherein he calls Nancy Pelosi a "Rabid Skunk", with skunk calling sound bites and all. Truly a collectors item!

Contest not open to Lisa Murkowski's office aide Arne Fugvog

What Global Warming?

OK, there is a whole lot of imbeciles out there that don't believe in “Global Warming” but at the same time believe Eric Cantor is NOT related to Sarah Palin, even though if one were too place a “Big Hairdo” wig on Cantor, there would be a credible resemblance – and no brains in both cases. Now if you are blind to this “Global Warming” issue and consider it a nuisance, how about something a little less offensive. What about “Global Warning”? Just recently I discovered two indicators of something terribly wrong with the way nature is behaving, like a credible warning. I let dandelions grow wild in my backyard here in Anchorage, but to my surprise this season nature appears to be on steroids in the “Lion” kingdom. Over the years I have noticed size increases in this flower, but this year saw an exponential and out of control size increase. This must be a warning. And take a look at these moose, mother and child. Now I have heard of albino moose, but green hulk like ungulates?

Obama Rock Garden

So Congress spends one weekend on overtime and then takes the entire month of August off for vacation? This makes it appear that the only legitimate reason that Congress passed the Obama S&S bill was the simple fact that had it not passed, it meant staying in detention a little longer. And that may have interfered with the vacation time. And why have a million-dollar beach front second home if you can’t enjoy it? According to reliable sources, over five-fifths of present day Congressional members spend their family’s vacation time at million-dollar vacation homes. No wonder there came NO new tax hikes upon the wealthy, as they themselves seem to be the wealthy, or controlled by the “Read My Lips, NO New Taxes for the Rich”. Do you really think that John McCain would vote for more taxation on his wife’s crappy Budweiser beer estate? Look, this beer sucks in comparison to real beer. Who drinks this piss? Maybe Congress. Or for that matter John Kerry would never entertain tax increases for the rich, as his wife is the Tomato Ketchup Queen. But they would both vote in favor once loopholes were in place to protect themselves. So the rich are about to take an entire month off from work, with extraordinary benefits continued and paychecks coming and NO threats of new taxes to take the thrill away. Maybe the rich celebrate the 4^th in August! Fireworks and all. I wonder if members of Congress can collect unemployment when furloughed for an entire month? I bet some try it! Anyway, I decided to take a vacation, to perform some long overdue yard work. I wanted to go green with my front yard, by setting up one of those Fang Sue rock gardens. So during the design phase while touring the yard with a few cold ones in hand – not bud – I decided to get in the running early and put up an Obama 2012 poster for my wife. INCOMING! In no time flat my yard was littered with rocks and boulders flying from every which way, and I live in a very liberal neighborhood! Thanks Obama, for the rock garden. Was it that bad, this S&S bill? S is for Scam & S is for Sham. We got screwed, those of us that work for a living and are fortunate and willing enough to go it alone, without government intervention – a.k.a. welfare, which includes economic relief for the poor and wealthy alike. Basically, middle class preferential exclusion. Congress realizes this, that the middle class can go it alone – always have, always will. That is our MO. So motor gasoline prices can soar, food prices can soar, we maintain as we are the True Americans. Take the latest just as an example of what Congress thinks of the middle class. When Congress rushed out of Dodge to beat the traffic going to the Hamptons, they forgot to pass funding for the FAA. When that funding lapsed a few days ago, it meant a lapse in a hidden away airline ticket tax, which we pay for regardless, about $15-dollars a whack at the counter. Now ticket prices didn’t follow the decrease, as airline CEOs saw it as a chance to rape us over. And here is the catch. Once Congress returns, funding will be secured for the FAA and the tax will be garnished once again but the airlines have already realized the increased profits from their shenanigans, by raising ticket prices when the tax lapsed. It boils down to double jeopardy. See how we get screwed all around. And Congress knew what was happening here, as lobbyist insisted on this outcome. It was a well planned attack upon the working class. And during the FAA lapse, hundreds of workers were furloughed due this lapse in funding, middle class workers no doubt, but they can’t run off to the Hamptons! Is there a more powerful word over being disenfranchised? Maybe Palin can coin a new one for us. Is there a Lech Walesa out there? But with this latest slug fest on the Hill, I am convinced that my vote doesn’t count. So I decided to sell it on Craig’s List. I found a whole lot of takers, but they will not pay for the S&H, shipping and handling. Selling my no longer precious vote would cost me, and my debt ceiling was reached a long time ago. I guess it is time to shelve my vote and the duty that goes along with that freedom, as Congress has placed a duty - maybe a bounty is more like it - upon that freedom. Talk about a “Bounty”, can Dog and Beth arrest the bastards, as there has to be something illegal or at least morally wrong with what is going down up on the Hill these days. It stinks, the entire setting on the Hill. So I came up with a brilliant idea. If each “True” American reserved just 25-cents each week for a self-inflicted tax to help out neighboring states in need, it could start an entire new trend in lobbying, like maybe we could take back what is ours. And we could use the money wisely, not on things like wars. See, I could set up an organization that could take in the loot and distribute it to help out where help is needed when Congress is AWOL, like occurs during this entire month of August. But the bad thing, I can’t get a non-profit approval, as when the government is involved, somewhere deep within the tax code it is not permitted. My project is a failure even before it gets off the ground because of the bureaucratic red tape, when all the time it had merit this day and age of bipartisan epilepsy. And all I wanted to do was help Uncle Sam! And herein the problem upon us exists. There is no help these days, as government is under attack, by corporate thugs, by Congressional thugs, by foreign government thugs and not to forget wealthy thugs bent on helping out by putting out their hands for more, more and more. It is war without “boots on the ground”, yet I feel the pain of those boots kicking from every direction, and this required no sign of attention for such attention.

Pirate Man

I am a little confused! But first, how much did it cost the American taxpayers’ for Congressional takeout food during this weekend’s slug fest - over the “Debt Limit”? With a smile, the democrats are saying the debt ceiling struggle has now produced a compromise. At the same time, Speaker Tan-man Boehner - with a shit eating grin - he is saying it was a win for his party, including the TP. It appears that the Dem’s smile is a forced reaction to yet another failure, wherein they are truly afraid to tell the truth of the matter this exercise in futility – a.k.a. representation “For the People”. The democrats in favor this “compromise” insist it was a bipartisan win. But we realize that “bipartisan” does not work on the Hill, as there is no longer a “Team” effort fighting together for what is good for this country. What’s good for the common good is not welcome by the rich and vice versa. And the fact that the outcome of the debt ceiling debate has created yet another “bipartisan” jury, it proves that Congress is broke and what comes from the Hill is pure fluff. It boils down to this. One side fights for the liberty of the wealthy, including corporate welfare, while the other side fights for the liberty of the rest – what was once upon a time not too long ago considered the “middle class”. It doesn’t work, this bipartisan thing, like apples and oranges. So Obama was held hostage and in the end gave in with a cave in upon one all important issue, taxation upon the wealthy. No different then giving into ransom money demanded by Somalia pirates. Congress is no different than a ship full of pirates as we sail a ship of fools. But it was a gamble this fraud against American interests, as Obama and his administration - I mean his re-election administration - they realize that the Commander-In-Chief’s ways and means can spoil democracy and approach Constitutional Armageddon – but at no risk. Because at the same time they knew that when the 2012 election slug fest comes to terms, those of us that were pissed on will have no other option then to cast our votes the DNC way, toward the lesser of two evils. Look, it is boiling down to MissHell Bachmann or Sarah Palin going against Obama. So Obama could give away the farm, he could raise the proletariat income tax to cover the loss from no taxation upon the rich, he could propose and do just about anything and he will still get our votes. It has come down to a Thrash-22 mess for all of us. Not only do we need term limits upon Congress, we need an upholding of the Constitution. Even though Amendments allow an individual to seek two terms at the presidential helm, it doesn’t mean consecutive terms, as to campaign when in office is a dereliction upon duty to country, it is not the way the signatories of the Constitution declared this agreement. Term limits would solve every damn problem this country faces today, every single problem including pirateering. But when a bunch of rich misfits are afraid of working for a living, there is no possibility of term limit legislation. It means a cushion job for an entire career, which amounts to nothing except disenfranchising the taxpayers for a job of fighting across the aisle and calling a colleague a respected friend when on candid camera. And since lobbyists have every damn representative pocket hostage, there is no way term limits fits the “lobbyists’” budget – “We have them in keep them in”! Mitch McConnell and Tan-Man Boehner had this already calculated out, this realization that Obama would bend over their wishes and in the end would prove to provide nothing except another pathetic piece of criminal legislation. And they call this “crap” historical? So Mr. Obama, you won, we lost but you’ll still get my vote through desperation, if we still have a voting right! As it appears the rich are wealthy enough to buy just about everything. And those military budget cuts included in the plan? Guess what, you will have to raise taxes to keep the war machine running. Today, a large percentage of Americans find paychecks from military base infrastructure improvements. Stimulus money before “stimulus” ever happened. And since you can’t cut the war machine, we the people will be faced with tough choices. Don’t raise taxes and these base improvement programs will dry up faster than a windblown snot in Death Valley. That means unemployment in the millions on top of those already out of work. It will without a doubt of debt come down to raising our taxes so we can produce income that will be taxed again and again and again. It is that simple and called Super-Taxing. So middle class America, brace, as a tax increase is coming to your door, courtesy the House of Ill Repute! Pathetic is the voice of Congress, pathetic and tortuous is the voice from the Hill. Pathetic above all is the Silence of the Lambs!