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10/29/21, 9:20 AM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Committee Chair Beenie Thompson and Mr. Adam Schiff-for-brains: Grow some balls, arrest these Trump subpoenaed bastards(under Inherent Contempt, that tool our Congress already has at its disposal and honored by the United States Supreme Court as “fit & justified”), send the Sargent-at-Arms to cuff those that are just playing games with your committee and playing games with my patience. That will get their attention, spending Turkey Day behind bars and breaking bread with Ted Kaczynski, else your committee is merely “breaking wind” any attempt to get to the bottom of the January 6th melodrama! And you are not being transparent to "We the People"! Mark Meadows is not cooperating, STOP lying to US. And this BS to give Trump’s pinion gear minion man Jeffery Clark more time from his October 13th subpoena, fuck his lawyer that abandoned the “stench” let Clark represent himself today as planned, don’t wait until another lame excuse surrenders away more of your committee’s knock-out punch. They are “buying time” on my dime! Look, if I wanted a cover up to the Trump stench, I would just listen to Marjorie Taylor Soylent Greene selling her LUME addiction. There is NO reasonable reason why you balked today with Clark, again and again and again same old broken record. Then again, maybe being Friday before Halloween you wanted to go home early so accepted Clark’s lullaby. STOP caving in, and since your committee was founded to investigate that January 6th attack, everything you have done to date has given Donald Trump more life! Appears your “Committee’s” accomplishments for this week are more of the same the previous weeks, NOTHING - Meadows and Clark, laughing up a storm. Whose side are you on this Patriot asks? I'm a Democrat, but the way your committee is getting nowhere fast, the "False Flag" crap may strangle my expectations as to what "Representation" is all about. If you had taken drastic measures already, instead of this Mr. Nice Guy in a chastity belt approach, then maybe goons of the Fuck'n Moron, like Tucker Carlson, they would have by now retreated to the FOX dungout. And the WSJ is posting the “Trump” lies? Your “Committee’s” so far “Do Nothing” approach, it is instilling "Hope" to the cowards, as you are also cowards in your actions and or inactions it all looks good in a golden tie pressor and if Trump continues to gain ground and is re-elected, you are to blame! And why has not the “Committee” been more adamant on helping Ted Lieu pass H.R. 406? That allows you another tool to $fine$ these “NO SHOW” bastards. Raskin was a signatory of that bill and also on that bill’s predecessor, 1029. Why has he failed to advocate a push to amend the “House Rules” this valuable consideration forward through the “Rules Committee”? What is Nancy Pelosi afraid of? What is the “Committee” afraid of, sorry if I did a Jimmy Two Times on this being “afraid”, but it surely seems a “no confidence” vote the performance of your “Committee” so far. Matter of fact, maybe Raskin should recuse himself away from any further proceedings of your petri-dish committee in experiment, maybe there is a conflict-of-interest as Ted Lieu knows what is needed to calm this “Insurgency”R”Us and like me an advocate of the “Inherent Contempt” at your disposal. Use it, else we loose it. Sad that Raskin did not promote to advance this “Resolution” before the “Committee” was gaveled in by Pelosi, as the $fines$ maybe would have been a deterrent, to confine the Trump minions away from playing hooky with justice. It is like your entire committee is afraid to really prove to Americans that you mean business. This sucks, and everyday you continue to prove that a “Do Nothing Congressional Committee”…hope you get the point have a great weekend I know I won’t as another week has gone by with the only thing accomplished by your “Committee” is a continuation of that same old divide by zero “ERROR”, aka TILT!

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“False Flag” Preview @FOX

 

In OATH or In HOAX

 “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the…

Wow, where’s Ted’s meds? During the 10/27/2021 hearing at the Capitol before the “Senate Select Flagellation Committee”, in debate the January 6^th Insurgency”R”Us, Ted lost control and started attacking a “True American” whilst O Canada serenaded the chamber maids.

Sidebar: Ted Cruz is proof beyond a shadow of doubt that US “True Blue True Blood” American Patriots should retain the power to ship a “Turncoat’s” ass abroad, back from where he or she came from when they act in defiance of the U.S. Constitution, send them back home to their birthplace not in MY America. It appears that incest and inbreeding may be detrimental to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in “Freedom & Liberty” in the way the Founding Fathers envisioned and by not having that “power”, we will continue to loose the battle. Case in point, Ted Lieu v. a Ted Cruz. Which one is Patriotic. Which one minds his “P’s & Q’s? Which Texas asshole should be expelled? 

Lawrence Tribe - Pea in a Pod?

 

False Profits

The Shadow knows “what evil lurks in the hearts of men”, so of course on course the above “False Prophets” background shows Donald John Trump in an effigy pose, it’s the hairdo stupid! Thank You Bob Dylan, still at the stick after all these years.

Marjorie Taylor Soylent Greene

So Marjorie Taylor Soylent Greene, this nation’s leading expert on “conspiracy” theories to educate the GOP Congress, like with the Martians heading our way with high-powered lasers to burn down all the bridges to nowhere which finds Don Young excited and no longer suffering from erectile dysfunction, along with specializing in understanding the circle-jerk masturbators that planned the January 6^th Insurgency”R”Us, she is also a Mobius math wizard! See, she invested $50000 of soft-earned income, courtesy the U.S. taxpayers as we seem to enjoy the abuse upon our very own hard-earned income taxed so it can then be paid out to McConnell & McCarthy freeloader members of Congress, yes the Soylent Greene paid out $50k whopping $bucks$ to buy stock from…drum roll please, from Donald John Trump! See, why not as “Honesty is still the best policy” trust me I have some valuable stock with a bridge…It all began last week when Trump started a “steal of a deal” SPAC, meaning Special Purpose Acquisition Co. Yes, it sounds like a “Baking Soda” company. But an SPAC is designed to protect the owner and “then” the investors in that order from any liability - which means this is just another Al Capone “gotcha” with the baseball bat, as who’s on first when the court’s say pay up? Now since “Initial Offering” of Trump’s new life on Wall Street after 6-bankrupsies we learn from our mistakes, his new venture was on the rise from a “Divide by Zero ERROR” to $175 Big ‘Uns! Matter of fact, from Wednesday at COB to Friday at “Opening Bell”, the “Steal of a Deal” had seen a 1657% fire eating dragon better act now or forever hold your pennis increase, from pennies on the dollar to “who’s a fool’s gold”, from a wooden nickel value to $175 in-kind fraud value bucks. Funny $money$, I am laughing my ass off as when the Town Crier stopped the trading on Friday, after Marjorie gave away a whole lot of loot to Donald’s venture, well the stock sank to 65$, so a total loss…not to worry as with the Trump Dysentery Dynasty, it is a family affair. See, as a consolation prize, because she loss so much, Miss Soylent Greene can claim a rebate from the “Tower” shipped directly from Melania Mar-a-Lago - a trench-coat that says it all; “I Don’t Care DO U”. And in efforts to shore up the “fraud”, Junior is selling shirts and other articles of impeachment, that has Alec Baldwin yelling out “Son of a Bitch, Son of a Bitch”. Deal of a century? Best get the LUME, as this stock offering stinks of Jim Jordan’s fromunder itch jockstrap, but maybe that is what the Soylent Greene gets excited over!

Donald Trump Jr. - Nobel Nominee

 

Donald John Trump Jr., (son of Donald John Trump the 45th President of the United States “Impeached Twice” and circle-jerk masturbator of the January 6th Insurgency”R”Us committee), Junior has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, 2021. This comes about after his heart-wrenching interview on the Newsmax “Reality Check” with Sebastian Gorka, wherein Junior reveals that he spent over 68-hours in breadlines, just waiting for bread, during his childhood in Communist Czechoslovakia. To end this teary-eyed interview, Donald Junior sings “Buddy Can You Spare A Dime” and emphasizes the verse “why should I be waiting in line just for bread”. And following the “Rust” movie stage accident, Junior started hawking merchandise that made fun of the accidental killing of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, wherein a gun held by Alec Baldwin misfired, and all proceeds from the sale of this “Murder Most Foul” merchandise would go to speed up the bread-lines Junior has witnessed here in America, those empty shelves. Henry Murray has supported this nomination, as well as endorsements from Theodore Kaczynski.

 Just in: Bob Dylan says he will return his Nobel prize if Donald Junior wins the 2021 award, as Bob feels bad that he never had to wait in a bread line, so feels his award is not justified when compared to what Donald Junior had to go through in his youth.

To see the teary-eyed interview, below link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXNTf5Uf48A

Nobel Prize NOMINEE Endorsements

America's Dumb Iron Workers

 

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COvid Transmission

 

Hush, little children...

“…but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes” - Benjamin Franklin said that. OK, that was in 1789 so what about in today’s wisdom should we not include the 3rd strike - COvid, in the equation of “certainty”?  See once again the Biden Oval Office has delayed the “full transparency” of what happened on that dreaded day in 1963, with the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Matter of fact, it will not be until December of next year, when for sure like a broken promise record we may find yet another delay in giving US the goods. There exists still today many unanswered questions, behind the planning of that “KILLING”. OK, so there comes a time wherein the White House must make a conscious decision on the release of national treasure-chest documents, based on what is best for our nation’s security or for that matter what are they trying to hide? But to blame this latest release delay on the COvid? Yes indeed, Joe said that he would postpone the release of documents in evidence related to that assassination, pointing to the “significant impact of the pandemic”. WTF? OK, the excuse to blame Mr. COvid is based on the fact in fiction that the pandemic has slowed down the “statutory redaction standards”, aka “hide” things as “government” has not changed. What’s that I hear?

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

And that is right, no weather man necessary, no redacted documents in transparency necessary, no COvid delay tactics necessary, if one wants a dedicated take on what transpired on the “dark day in Dallas, November ‘63”, just take a whiff on me, romance the stoning with Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul” thesis:

Twas a dark day in Dallas, November '63
A day that will live on in infamy
President Kennedy was a-ridin' high
Good day to be livin' and a good day to die
Being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb
He said, "Wait a minute, boys, you know who I am?"
"Of course we do, we know who you are"
Then they blew off his head while he was still in the car
Shot down like a dog in broad daylight
Was a matter of timing and the timing was right
You got unpaid debts, we've come to collect
We're gonna kill you with hatred, without any respect
We'll mock you and shock you and we'll put it in your face
We've already got someone here to take your place
The day they blew out the brains of the king
Thousands were watchin', no one saw a thing
It happened so quickly, so quick, by surprise
Right there in front of everyone's eyes
Greatest magic trick ever under the sun
Perfectly executed, skillfully done
Wolfman, oh Wolfman, oh Wolfman, howl
Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul

Hush, little children, you'll understand
The Beatles are comin', they're gonna hold your hand
Slide down the banister, go get your coat
Ferry 'cross the Mersey and go for the throat
There's three bums comin' all dressed in rags
Pick up the pieces and lower the flags
I'm goin' to Woodstock, it's the Aquarian Age
Then I'll go to Altamont and sit near the stage
Put your head out the window, let the good times roll
There's a party goin' on behind the Grassy Knoll
Stack up the bricks, pour the cement
Don't say Dallas don't love you, Mr. President
Put your foot in the tank and step on the gas
Try to make it to the triple underpass
Blackface singer, whiteface clown
Better not show your faces after the sun goes down
I'm in the red-light district, like a cop on the beat
Livin' in a nightmare on Elm Street
When you're down in Deep Ellum, put your money in your shoe
Don't ask what your country can do for you
Cash on the barrelhead, money to burn
Dealey Plaza, make a left-hand turn
I'm goin' down to the crossroads, gonna flag a ride
The place where faith, hope, and charity died
Shoot him while he runs, boy, shoot him while you can
See if you can shoot the invisible man
Goodbye, Charlie, goodbye, Uncle Sam
Frankly, Miss Scarlet, I don't give a damn
What is the truth, and where did it go?
Ask Oswald and Ruby, they oughta know
"Shut your mouth, " said the wise old owl
Business is business, and it's a murder most foul

Tommy, can you hear me? I'm the Acid Queen
I'm riding in a long, black Lincoln limousine
Riding in the backseat next to my wife
Heading straight on in to the afterlife
I'm leaning to the left, I got my head in her lap
Hold on, I've been led into some kind of a trap
Where we ask no quarter, and no quarter do we give
We're right down the street from the street where you live
They mutilated his body and they took out his brain
What more could they do? They piled on the pain
But his soul's not there where it was supposed to be at
For the last fifty years they've been searchin' for that
Freedom, oh freedom, freedom over me
I hate to tell you, mister, but only dead men are free
Send me some lovin', tell me no lies
Throw the gun in the gutter and walk on by
Wake up, little Suzie, let's go for a drive
Cross the Trinity River, let's keep hope alive
Turn the radio on, don't touch the dials
Parkland hospital, only six more miles
You got me dizzy, Miss Lizzy, you filled me with lead
That magic bullet of yours has gone to my head
I'm just a patsy like Patsy Cline
Never shot anyone from in front or behind
Got blood in my eye, got blood in my ear
I'm never gonna make it to the new frontier
Zapruder's film, I've seen that before
Seen it thirty-three times, maybe more
It's vile and deceitful, it's cruel and it's mean
Ugliest thing that you ever have seen
They killed him once and they killed him twice
Killed him like a human sacrifice
The day that they killed him, someone said to me, "Son
The age of the Antichrist has just only begun"
Air Force One comin' in through the gate
Johnson sworn in at 2:38
Let me know when you decide to throw in the towel
It is what it is, and it's murder most foul

What's new, pussycat? What'd I say?
I said the soul of a nation been torn away
And it's beginning to go into a slow decay
And that it's thirty-six hours past Judgment Day
Wolfman Jack, he's speaking in tongues
He's going on and on at the top of his lungs
Play me a song, Mr. Wolfman Jack
Play it for me in my long Cadillac
Play me that, "Only The Good Die Young"
Take me to the place Tom Dooley was hung
Play, "St. James Infirmary" and, "The Port of King James"
If you want to remember, you better write down the names
Play Etta James, too, play "I'd Rather Go Blind"
Play it for the man with the telepathic mind
Play John Lee Hooker, play "Scratch My Back"
Play it for that strip club owner named Jack
Guitar Slim going down slow
Play it for me and for Marilyn Monroe

Play, "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"
Play it for the First Lady, she ain't feeling any good
Play Don Henley, play Glenn Frey
Take it to the limit and let it go by
Play it for Carl Wilson, too
Looking far, far away down Gower Avenue
Play, "Tragedy" play, "Twilight Time"
Take me back to Tulsa to the scene of the crime
Play another one and, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Play, "The Old Rugged Cross" and, "In God We Trust"
Ride the pink horse down that long, lonesome road
Stand there and wait for his head to explode
Play, "Mystery Train" for Mr. Mystery
The man who fell down dead like a rootless tree
Play it for the Reverend, play it for the Pastor
Play it for the dog that got no master
Play Oscar Peterson, play Stan Getz
Play, "Blue Sky", play Dickey Betts
Play Hot Pepper, Thelonious Monk
Charlie Parker and all that junk
All that junk and, "All That Jazz"
Play something for the Birdman of Alcatraz
Play Buster Keaton, play Harold Lloyd
Play Bugsy Siegel, play Pretty Boy Floyd
Play the numbers , play the odds
Play, "Cry Me A River" for the Lord of the gods
Play Number Nine, play Number Six
Play it for Lindsey and Stevie Nicks
Play Nat King Cole, play, "Nature Boy"
Play, "Down In The Boondocks" for Terry Malloy
Play, "It Happened One Night" and, "One Night of Sin"
There's twelve million souls that are listening in
Play, "Merchant to Venice" play, "Merchants of Death"
Play, "Stella by Starlight" for Lady Macbeth

Don't worry, Mr. President, help's on the way
Your brothers are coming, there'll be hell to pay
Brothers? What brothers? What's this about hell?
Tell them, "We're waiting, keep coming"
We'll get them as well
Love Field is where his plane touched down
But it never did get back up off the ground
Was a hard act to follow, second to none
They killed him on the altar of the rising sun
Play, "Misty" for me and, "That Old Devil Moon"
Play, "Anything Goes" and, "Memphis in June"
Play, "Lonely At the Top" and, "Lonely Are the Brave"
Play it for Houdini spinning around his grave
Play Jelly Roll Morton, play, "Lucille"
Play, "Deep In a Dream" and play "Driving Wheel"
Play, "Moonlight Sonata" in F-sharp
And, "A Key To The Highway" for the king of the harp
Play, "Marching Through Georgia" and, "Dumbaroton's Drums"
Play, "Darkness" and death will come when it comes
Play, "Love Me Or Leave Me" by the great Bud Powell
Play, "The Blood-stained Banner" play, "Murder Most Foul"

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Bob Dylan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxjIBEZvx0 

House Arrest Release

House Arrest Release, 10/22/2021: As evidence is arrested by the House of Nancy’s Select Committee investigating the January 6^th Insurgency”R”Us down-under fromunder scum bags associated with the Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy GOP, due “government transparency” that evidence must be released to the public - under the catch & release program. Below find a link to a recorded phone conversation during the January 6^th “coup d’état at our Capitol, between Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene(RE*-GA) and Rep. Lauren Boebert(RE*-CO) - it is in the redacted form to protect privacy so what remains remains to be seen if beneficial for public review. WARNING: If you become nauseated listening to this conversation supporting that Insurgency”R”Us, it is recommended that you douche yourself with LUME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfCvgxoVARM

RE* Republican Eunuch Party 

SCOTUS Update 10/22/21

 

Dear Rep. Jim Banks(R-INcest)

Dear Jim;

The Louse Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy has appointed me to serve as the Ranking Member of the “Shampoo My Crotch” Committee and I hope you appreciate the seriousness of my role as good as it gets scrubbing away the Insurgency”R”Us scum down-under fromunder around the collar.

Your GOP colleague in shame, Melvin Udall

CC. Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Ted Kaczynski, Matt Gaetz’ “Teeny-Bopper” Fan club, Jim Jordan's Jokestrap

How Divided Are We?

Mention the name Merrick Garland in a crowd of enthusiastic Patriots and MAGA spirited Piranhas, it is like yelling out fire in a crowded theater, never say never! But when “We the People Proletariats” on either side of the isle of righteousness 2^nd a motion that emotion of just how divided we are as “One nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all” - it’s called the Pledge of Allegiance my flat-footed friend, well there is no answer to that daunting question “Divided We Fall”! Don’t get it just Giggle “indivisible”! First comes failure then the falling out NOT so fast! So buddy can you spare a dime “buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks” I can sit amongst a crowd of bipartisan-fans and no one gives a rat’s ass what political side the dog wag’s its tail, as long as the Fenway Red Sox…But back to the commotion, we have before US a divide by zero error, so into the forfeiture failure inning. That missing formulation “zero” is the only equation a computer gets confused upon, same be it with this American divide. Is there an answer? But herein is my take on this big mistake that is tearing us apart, that wealth garnished through “No Taxation” and with that extra $cash$ to power-stroke one-sided representation, it is inciting…forgive then for they know not what they are doing to circumcise “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” through this “divide”. The woes today are all about “Taxation”, the have and the have nots. OK, besides that many are still stool stuck that Moscow Bitch McConnell, who never worked a day of his life a real American job, he had the audacity to show that some brats care not that Robert E. Lee statues remained erected as a thorn in the side of Democracy for way too long. It gave the Confederacy a saving grace chance that it…we are on the path of the resurrection of “slavery” and its starts with taking away voting rights if that ain’t a Confederate philosophy then, it is that “Turncoats in Treason’s” foundation. Mind you, this Jim Jordan Panty Raid of January 6^th, aka GOP Insurgency”R”Us, it is not a bother in my book bring it on this Yankee is alive and well and ready and willing with a stash of RAID! But this Confederate promotion, orchestrated by the Trump Dysentery Dynasty and boweled into a movement by McConnell and Kevin McCarthy, it is here not to stay but for the time-being causing a friction hernia. I mean, Jim Jordan is the epitome of someone with chafed balls all the time poor bastard, to tight a jockstrap or maybe his panties are causing a blue ball strangulation. And Matt Gaetz, please leave us alone go chase some teeny-blooper virgins. But herein, I am talking the rude awakening that when a “Black Man” entered the Oval Office that “slavery” would soon after arrive back on the back-burner as Barack Obama would never get to pick a replacement Supreme Court justice, instead Mitch would use his wife’s panty power to fill that court with “jesters”. And now that Amy Cooty Barrett and Baby Brett Ravonlaugh and Neal Borscht - Moscow Mitch’s thug-a-jugs - as this triple-homicide continues to hi-jack “American Jurisprudence” when they should have refused getting involved with a tainted court, well it appears “precedence set” is on its way out. I mean the Supreme Court Jesters are cleaning house, a rummage sale of justice as when we start to question this time-proven reality of “precedence”, we are doomed with respect to a law-abiding nation. See, it used to be Simple Simon sleep-offs with the Supreme Court, as “opines” would search the “precedence” and it meant case closed if history showed it existed and related to a case before the Supremes. But now with a bunch of misfit “jesters” who want more stage time so have taken the liberty to gut away and do away with the “Precedence Set” law of this land sea to shining sea, that is an abortion of jurisprudence. And just today, Merrick Garland, who did not make it to the high-court due Mitch having a hardon and getting his marching orders from the Mos-cow, well Biden’s Attorney General as the “head cop”, he made it clear that the Department of Justice under his watch will follow “precedence set”. So here we are, the highest court in the land and the highest Cop tangled up in blue, as we cannot have it both ways. The clash of the Titan’s has come of age. And this clash, well the jury is still out playing hooky, as like being picked for a jury it doesn’t have meaning like a Congressional “subpoena” and if we take Garland’s words at face value, if the DOJ follows that “precedence set” reality, Steve Bannon will continue to laugh at the Nancy Pelosi “House” that seems to suffer from erectile dysfunction thinking it had to send that Congressional “Contempt” citation referral over to Garland, it was a premature ejaculation. That is what happens when we still have men-in-tights thinking they can do as they damn well please. About the only thing going for Americans, well maybe it is time we use the Jack Marler strategy, as it appears Donald John Trump has been very successful at one thing and that is “No Taxation without Representation”. And if Garland keeps his word, keeps his promise that “precedence set” will prevail, that strategy to avoid paying taxes based on the concept of “No Representation”, then we can win because if we take away the cash cow that Congress sucks the life out of, they are furloughed. What’s in your wallet? Synopsis: The fact we are so divided, because we have a divided Do Nothing Congress, do “We the People” have to pay taxes if we have No Representation”? And if Merrick Garland keeps his word and demonstrates that “precedence-set” is still the law of the land, then Jack Marler wins and so can we just like how Donald Trump and many other wealthy Americans have avoided paying their fair share…I’m In! Ask yourself this Simple Simon: Do you get your money’s worth in Representation? The bottom-line, when the wind blows and the cradle rocks, we will see how the rich avoid paying taxes, it is all based on the concept of “Representation”. So all together now, how divided are we as a nation? When it comes to “representation”, well “We the People” are NOT DIVIDED, get the point!

Mitch McConnell The-rap-y

 

Jim Jordan's Jockstrap Itch

 

HELP WANTED: Good Lawyers

Too bad “We the People” don’t have some kind of mechanism to “Guaranteed Results or Your Money Back” posture when it comes to undertakings by the U.S. Congress. So, the House of Nancy’s Select Committee regurgitating the January 6^th Insurgency”R”Us is in need of Constitutional law scholars…it is to damn late! It’s like going to a circus without a clown. See, “give them an inch they take a yard, give them a yard they take a mile” - Nesta said that. But for Trump’s legal team minions, today it is with a smile “give them a week they take a month, give them a month they take a year” - I said that. See, Steve Bannon is still a free-man because this “Select Committee” is acting like a “Reject Committee” the way it thinks it understands the “law”. Hear about that young woman that was raped on an Amtrak while other passengers did nothing? No different then how this 117^th Congress goes about the important things. Out-of-sight out-of-mind appears to be Speakeasy Nancy’s gavel approach. OK, Representative Jamie Raskin(D-MD) should be held in “Contempt of We the People” and I will get to my reasoning behind that concern. Look, I am a Bernie Sanders follower and have not the time of day for this Trump Dysentery Dynasty and his free-loading MAGA maggot following. But when we see irregularities in Congress, we must speak out. This cajoling by the “Select Committee” with the subpoenas, you cannot have your cake and eat it to! When Bannon and Meadows and Scumvino and the Cross-eyed Punjai were NO SHOWS, on October 14^th and 15^th respectfully, why the Sergeant-at-Arms was not dispatched to make arrests(s) is unclear. Even though the Sergeant’s top aide was being investigated for kid pornography, it is still not a NO SHOW excuse. Yes, the cuffs should have been hounding Bannon. But history will someday report that the NO SHOW was followed in earnest by another NO SHOW, the latter our very own lawmakers. But this notion that Steve Bannon does not have preferential presidential immunity, so is required to “spill the beans” under a subpoena because his Boss Hogg is no longer in the White House, this is a preposterous disposition. Of course Donald John Trump can still hide things, all he has to do is claim “National Security Secrecy” stature through the statutes, that he cannot disclose certain things else it would expose trade secrets essential to our nation’s pornography cache. And if Bannon or Meadows or Scumvino or the Punjai were involved with anything Trump will now claim as “confidential”, they too can claim the same damn privilege. They have to, else it is called “Treason”! So I must warn Americans, Trump is right-on in his assessment of his “Presidential Privilege” to protect America. Look, maybe he does not want the world to know that on a certain date he had explosive diarrhea and shat all over the “Oval Office”, he is protected by HIPPA just like you and I. So Trump will now take his “privilege” challenge through the courts and that buys time as one thing we have come to realize, Trump is an expert at weaponizing the delay tactics inherent with the numerous court motions at his disposal, when engaged in the legal arena Trump’s pastime and to his advantage. And the fact that the “Reject Committee” went down this dead-end street with the subpoenas, don’t hold your breath we will see any worthwhile evictions with this Insurgency”R”Us stuff. Instead I suggest you arm yourself to protect your family against the “MAGA mob mentality” by having a stash of “WASP” spray readily available, at your home and in your car and in that baby carriage - as it does the job of getting rid of pests from 27-feet away and is non-staining. See, when Meadows and Scumvino and Punjai were also NO SHOWS for their scheduled “depositions” under oath, well the “Select Committee” now tells us they have been engaged in talks with these goons? They missed the hearings, they are buying time and by allowing this to occur, it now sets precedence with the “Select Committee”. Basically speaking, that House of Representatives “Select Committee” just dropped a bomb on the power of that subpoena. That what comes around goes around and basically speaking, this “Reject Committee” has forever and ever ruined the wherewithal of a “subpoena”. A subpoena is not a bargaining chip, it is a tool of the law in abiding the merits of jurisprudence. Through their own actions or inactions, our very own Democratic Congress is allowing for “lawlessness” to become a “norm” sea to shining sea. Look, Bannon can now claim that there was preferential treatment for the others, and no court in the land will argue against that - even if the laws condemn not showing up for a deposition under a valid subpoena, wherein the 5^th can be exercised. The law is confusing in this “opine”, so just another excuse for Bannon to use when push comes to shove. But the sad fact of the matter and why I believe that Jamie Raskin should be held in contempt in the “Kangaroo Court of Opinion”, well he never should have voted “Ale” on holding Steve Bannon in “contempt”. He should have maintained the decency to “recuse” himself. Why so this interest in “Contempt”, well Raskin was a signatory on a House Resolution(actually twice of record, once before the 116^th[H.R.#1029] and now tried again before the 117^th Congress[H.R.#406]), that which is still before the “House Rules Committee” that which should have been fully vetted before this “Contempt” distraction headed for the “barn”. This “Resolution” would have strengthened the “Congressional Inherent Contempt(CongInherCont)” wherein all this un-necessary eavesdropping by Merrick Garland’s DOJ out-of-bounds in consideration a jurisdictional concern. The “CongInherCont” is all inclusive already the “law of this land”, it needs no outside interference to uphold the law. Matter of fact, the “House or “Senate” can act on its own accord to use this allowance, to ARREST! Raskin should have forced passage of the standing and stagnated resolution issue first, get that instrument passed, because in not doing so it acted like a sucker punch. By the “Select Committee” using another time consuming and U.S. Taxpayers $funny money$ option, it casts doubt on the “Resolution”. Raskin knew that, else Lawrence Tribe failed in teaching law, and Jamie should have resigned away from that Ted Lieu resolution, before entertaining moving forward to find Bannon in “Contempt”. See, Congress already yields a Big ‘Un gavel when it comes to taking action upon those disregarding a Congressional subpoena. At its disposal already, the “Inherent Contempt” allows for Nany Pelosi to instruct the Sergeant-at-Arms to arrest anybody that ignores a subpoena, like a NO SHOW. Now many may think the cuffs too awkward for Congress - look Kevin McCarthy would never hesitate to hand-cuff Barack Obama if the opportunity - it could happen if the House is taken over by the louses. But had Nancy instructed the Select Committee to play hardball instead of chicken little consistent with the fact that some honorable representatives had a bill to strengthen Nancy’s police force, that “resolution” should have been front and center of attention, to force it through and then Congress would have held the same damn power as the DOJ when it comes to “Contempt”. And it does not allow the criminals to buy more time, like is now the case with the DOJ getting involved. Look, Garland is a disgruntled lawyer that will never sit on the Supreme Court, so he will throttle his Attorney General power to circumvent - a one man ARMY will self-destruct. We had a solution to Steve Bannon already, we blew it - they blew it what are they afraid of? And there is nothing wrong with this approach, to use the Sergeant-at-Arms to arrest those that defy a Congressional subpoena, as anybody in cuffs has by virtue of the U.S. Constitution an “inherent” individual protection clause, it is called due process in “Habeas Corpus”. Which means anybody under arrest and incarcerated is allowed for a “speedy trial” before a judge, no jury, and if the judge finds that a person willfully with intent was a NO SHOW for a subpoena, that which the Congress can administer, case closed enjoy your time behind bars. OK, this would have set an example to anybody facing a Congressional subpoena now and forever hold your peace. Sad, that we have at our disposal tools provided by the Founding Fathers, yet some are trying to destroy our heritage. And by having resolutions lost in limbo because Nancy Pelosi has not taken ownership of her mess, this every which way but loose imposes a chaos and I have the gut wrenching feeling our representation is not serious about this Insurgency”R”Us faction or else does not give a rat’s ass - said again buy some WASP spray, it’s the end of the season so discounts galore.

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Despicable Nancy - No Knockers Congress

The 117^th U.S. Congress Update: October 19, 2021 and that equates to 155 + 477 degree days in dereliction. It means the House “minority” can just sit back and collect a $174000 wage as the “majority” self-destructs. Matter of fact, no need for the “minority” to even make a show at the office as the truant officer is under a child pornography gag order…look nobody is watching and just use the Doctor’s excuse, that the January 6^th Insurgency”R”Us scares you, so just stay home. Matter of fact, look for more jumping ship to the other-side, as “Uncle Sam Needs You” no work and full pay time to play, WTF? It means that a “Do Nothing Congress” is getting even better at doing nothing, even for its own kind! See, on May 17^th of this year in the roll-call of Mr. Lieu with Mr. Welch with Mr. Rush with Ms. Jackson Lee with Ms. Jayapal with Mr. Carson with Mr. Swalwell with Mr. Connolly with Ms. Schakowsky with Mr. Quigley with Mr. Neguse with Ms. Dean with Mr. Cicilline with Mrs. Demings and Mr. Raskin, as members in good standing the 117^th Congress, they filed an intent to show that the “House of Nancy” means business. Wherein these sponsors of a House Resolution 406 titled “Congressional Inherent Contempt Resolution” wanted to change the “House Rules” through a “simple majority of the majority”, to allow the inherent power of Congress to grow some balls. Instead of a “floor vote”, Speaker Nancy instructed the measure to go to the “House Rules Committee”, wherein one would think it would allow for a quick resolution, no floor time no nothing just change the rulebook - case closed Congress then had the balls to do something. It was a “resolution” that would have allowed the “House” acting on its own accord to hold citizens in “Contempt of Congress” for defying a subpoena. That “Resolution”…IMAGINE had Nancy taken it seriously and made sure that by now the “House Rules Keeper” had made damn sure that Steve Bannon could not then get away with…it’s a crying out loud shame. For 155-days gone bye-bye by now, NO ACTION NANCY is proving to US that she is forgetful, or else Bannon has the goods on her. OK, nayswayers, there exists a whole lot of “Resolutions” it takes time. Matter of fact, Ted Lieu floated this same bill then recognized as H.R. 1029 under the same damn title back in 2019 under the 116^th U.S. Congress in its 2^nd season, with Mr. Neguse with Mr. Raskin with Ms. Dean with Mr. Cicilline with Mrs. Demings with Mr. Swalwell with Mr. McNerney with Ms. Wild with Mr. Connolly and Mr. Cohen. That was 477 days gone away by now. See, since Nancy did not take it seriously this “Contempt of Congress”, that resolution never made it anywhere except to the “trash bin” and it appears the current status is the same, DOA. Why? There is no fathomable reasoning why this resolution is stalled again. So it is a shame, that Nancy Pelosi, with not one big gun but two big ‘un gavels…they don’t give a rat’s ass what we think!

And this BS to hold a late Tuesday vote to hold Bannon in “Contempt”, well good luck as Bannon has it all figured out no judge in this land is going to hold him accountable for being a NO SHOW for that Select Committee subpoena, as he is just protecting the Constitutionality of a President. According to Bannon's lawyer Robert Costello, Bannon would not cooperate with the committee until an agreement was reached between the committee and Donald Trump in regard to his privilege claims.

"Until such time as you reach an agreement with President Trump or receive a court ruling as to the extent, scope and applications of the executive privilege, in order to preserve the claim of executive and other privileges, Mr. Bannon will not be producing documents or testifying," and there is no judge in “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” there is no jury in “This land is my land this land is your land” that would not side with Bannon.

So Nancy is blowing the opportunity to show the American people what Congress is all about.

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Preet “The Pretender” Bharara

Preet “The Pretender” Singh Bharara, please do not take wooden-nickel shots at Joe Biden, not on my watch. Your verbal excrement about “I am betting”, you are no different then the Bob Woodwards and the Robert Costas that flirt with fraud just to be heard to make a buck, “speculating” without a single iota of evidence in truth and it offers up but for a single thing, it erodes away at the foundation of the Founding Fathers’ Democracy. What Joe Biden said about the DOJ holding those that defy a Congressional subpoena in “Contempt”, it is because he believes in it so do I. It was not an off the cuff remark without a thought provoking challenge. I am a proud American, born here and unlike you have a deeper appreciation for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. Just because you studied law, well I worked my entire career in the trenches - buddy can you spare a dime mean anything to you? The only mistake I see in your comments about Joe the fact you are a loser and no longer have a stage to entertain folks. Do me a favor, get carried away carry yourself back to Firozpur!

What Joe said(the exchange with CNN):

Asked by CNN's Kaitlan Collins what his message is to those who refuse subpoenas from the panel, Biden said, "I hope that the committee goes after them and holds them accountable." Pressed on whether he thinks those people should be prosecuted by the department(DOJ), the President said, "I do, yes."

What freaky Preet the pretender said in response:

"I am betting [Biden] regrets it," replied Bharara, when asked by CNN's Jake Tapper if it was a mistake for Biden to say that. "...It was an unfortunate error...I think it was a mistake, but I don't think we should get carried away with it because I think he regrets saying what he said."

And in ending, a song for the occasion that seems to fit Preet, Nancy and Jamie Raskin:

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender (Woo-woo)
Pretending I'm doing well (Woo-woo)
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender (woo-woo)
Adrift in a world of my own (woo-woo)
I play the game but to my real shame
You've left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender (Woo-woo) 

Beenie and the Jesters

 

Friday the 13th COvid Special

Yes, scary, this iPhone the 13^th! Appears this technology will soon be weaponized to…let’s not go there yet. OK, maybe it is already a weapon of mass hysteria surprise you’re addicted. “But your honor, I can’t keep my hands off my pad or my eyes on the road”! And I went in interest the significance of the phone’s 13^th edition, as I have out of choice not by virtue of any political affiliation strayed away from this foolish technology that “cajoules” us into this unquenchable “must have updates” fantasy. No not a spelling burp, as I meant “joules” from a scientific standpoint. It is a distinguished phenomenon, wherein an electrical field converts its inherent energy into heat and a very common thing that is used daily as part of our daily bread worship. I have a flip-phone that I use very sparingly, as I can find much better things to do with my retirement plan, like drink beer at 4pm. And I always have a 3-day weekend, the phone in “silence”. And the flip is coming back into style, my gain. Now I am not trying to discourage this “must have” technology that allows grandparents to see pictures of the kids from far and away at a moment’s notice “beep beep”, or the fact “Alexia Alerts” can be at a mom’s fingertips in a heartbeat…need a recipe for tonight or just too busy so a take-out is in order, not a problem let your fingers…and all this stuff is cached neatly away in the Terabyte Kingdom of that hand-held machine. By God my gaude for real “cache takes cash” and that invisible glue of Ma Bell’s, wow can’t shed the hand hold on that cell mate. Now overseeing the overshadowing the intelligence of modern day man, this phone thing is not really a “phone” it is a “mean and mighty flip-flop machine” with a platform disguised as a “phone”. Always a hoot when one of the 200-devices we have as a necessity, the specifications call it out by “flops per second” please explain that to the truant officer. But this Bony Moronie iPhony, it is a “thing” with 3-cameras as well as a semi-conductor credit card that can be used by 13-year old kids. The CPU brainiac power is a robot army without arms or legs and it appears the age old saying “2-pounds of shat in a 1-pound bag” you still can’t teach an ol’ yeller new tricks. And this gismo works at a “white lightening” speed that most cannot comprehend and how many zeros in memory? But what’s a “nit” never mind a “bit” don’t confuse the “byte”? So, have at it if you need it, but in my book just another device we don’t need on a 24/7 basis that which helps the techno-canopy consume and control the “green we still see” sea to shining sea and all across the globe nowadays. I mean, even in the Mumbai slums of India you may not have any privacy living in a 20x20 shack with 20 other family members, but you have your very own cell phone - and most likely a “smarty” at that as it is encouraged by the government. What in hell’s evil kitchen am I talking about with this “Oh say can you see green”? Look, sure it looks healthy from the outside when one looks around when not engulfed in the surround around, as when out an about today you are surrounded by everybody else tuned into something. Today, seems everybody is minding thy own business, it’s the cell phone that is fixating that drama. People are glued to the flat-top, no need trying to be nice anymore with a Simple Simon “hi” as it goes unacknowledged most of the time. But it is what we cannot see that may be confusing you. Something us old dudes know is there that should be a “Red Alert” for all of us. No doubt, that this “canopy” of chaos that now surrounds us, herein exists the problem. See, we understand that the power level from these wannabe phone devices, it has not much of an effect on the human body as a whole, due the “body mass index” which remains in the 60% moisture content content range. No, the latter was not a Jimmy Two Times, it relates to a state of mind, just read it slowly it will sink in what I am trying to tell you is slow-down, that e-mail will not disappear and that zoom crowd can wait! Put your damn phone down and give your brain and hand a break to be natural for once! Basically speaking, the oscillating frequency of the canopy’s energy domain to keep us connected in “can you hear me now” fascination even while we get the ZZZs, that which surrounds us and consumes us like a comfort blanket, that energy level cannot boil us to death. Look, when in the midst of this “canopy”, we are no different then a lobster thrown in a pot of boiling water. OK, not that bad off as it is time proven well proven beyond any hesitation since the first “bag phones” started to encroach on society that the energy for Ma Bell’s success has no side effects. Measurable “side effects” that is, as it can be argued with supply & demand there is always a cause & effect relationship. Of course off course it has an effect, by those directed radio waves out and about every which way but loose, but generally speaking not nearly enough energy excitement to get excited over. Our bodies are under constant surveillance, under constant bombardment by the radio waves that swing from cell phone tower to cell phone to tower to…like Tarzan out and about in the jungle “canopy”. The same holds tougher true even today, with more cell phone towers being erected and more cells phones in use then there are humans walking around, so case closed it doesn’t hurt to get constantly bombarded by these miniature subterranean blues burst outs. We humans can take it, maybe by virtue of nature’s design the fact besides dust to dust we are like a fruit or vegetable in water content saturation, so be it. It is the water molecules that provide for a safety net, wherein we can absorb Ma Bell’s abuse. Yes, today we live in an invisible “canopy” from our desire to “stay connected” wherein that addiction does not even allow for a time of deflation relaxation, so good thing it is a weakling force. But NOT so fast, as even though we have beat to death to test for the side effects these communication gizmos could or would have on our homo-sapien species in health, well what about other living things? Take a COvid specimen as our interactive example, alive and still well and living like a blood sucking leech in the sneeze of a human in exchange with another human, an existence that is about 5-quadrillion times smaller in comparison the overall mass of a human, in the same damn “canopy”. So now we have an entire different scenario with this “mass”, yes a mess! In that “gesundheit”, there exists living things that thrive and thus survive the nose blow, and if the Ma Bell “energy canopy chaos” is such that it offers an alignment, what is called a natural resonance frequency window, well guess what Mr. COvid gets a “booster shot” by taking advantage of this advantage made allowable by nature and thus jumps ship to the next customer. OK, it gets booted and can survive, not on its own accord but enough “umph” until it finds another victim, that which either accepts the invasion or expels it, and if conditions are right with the “canopy”, here we go round the pandemic bush! Under normal conditions, a COvid let loose by a sneeze, it would die in about…to small an interval to measure. But if the energy of the canopy is in alignment, from what is occurring with the masses connected all the time, it can give the COvid creature a “boost” and here we are today, rampant COvid. So this COvid creature may have been with us for a long, long time and never amounted to anything worthwhile but cast away as “spit” and DOA even before it hit bottom. But has the “canopy” gotten to a critical point of excitement, and causing this pandemic? Mr. COvid did not all of a sudden make a show, and become a show-stopper, nature does not work that way else we would have been 6-feet under a long, long time ago. So it was here, but not a bother because it held no chance of surviving the norms of everyday life in the fast lane, it was never a flight risk. But when one considers the size of the COvid, and when one considers that size can be influenced by its surroundings, even under random excitation, there is the possibility of synchronization with elements provided by the “canopy” made possible by the ever-increasing desire for cell phones and maybe, just maybe the COvid is inclined to follow the path of least resistance, using the canopy’s energy domain to escape death. It acts just like a jockey in pursuit of a position of strength, a skip hop and a jump until it finds a safe haven, another human wherein it can inflict pain & suffering per its design upon the immune system, thus successful in harm and or thrive for another day, and the cycle starts all over again. This is the reason “outbreaks” still cannot be determined by social gathering models, to the point it makes scientific sense. We have great scientific knowledge, yet we are way behind any understanding how this nemesis has gotten to the point of taking a hold of society. Because it came about so sudden and by process of elimination, what was occurring around that time that our “tranquility” was disrupted by this funny looking creature? Need I say more. But instead of getting to the root of the problem, as we would never obey any “cell phone use restrictions” or even think about curtailing the use of that addiction, we will instead find a solution wherein we can live in harmony with Ma Bell! OK, you may not see that canopy, but just ask an electrical engineer to show you what it looks like under a spectrum analysis, a test instrument that has been around for a 100-years. And because of the cell-phone use today, there exists many elements that make up the “canopy” in “flux” and there exists the possibility that under the right conditions at the right time, it may provide a “boost” for a COvid creature in the right place. So it seems to be this “canopy” that is contributing to the COvid in a “live free or die” consideration. And in the meantime, as the “canopy” enjoys this COvid because cell phone use and WiFi use have escalated with the pandemic, enjoy your iPhone 13^th during this Halloween, when Friday the 13^th means something of significance as this COvid monster is just that, a monster on the loose. Now one last thing before signing off. Why in hell does a 13-year old need a cell phone that acts as a credit card? Isn’t there laws against child abuse? Of course not, if there were maybe we could get this COvid under control without all this fuss over vaccines and booster after booster for how many years to come? OK, the saving grace hopefully, as the “canopy” grows and the energy domain finds redistricting through such change, there may come a critical juncture wherein the COvid finds no help and is once again sent to the grave. If the “natural frequency” and “energy envelope” grows beyond what the COvid can use as a “boost”, we are then free and clear to enjoy society as we once did. The only problem, is there another “Monster” waiting in the wings for the “canopy” in change to act as an accomplice?

A Few GOOD MEN

 "national disgrace and an international pariah." - Colin Powell on Donald John Trump

Ten-hut, there’s an officer on deck - Thank You Sir Colin Powell!

Insurgency”R”Us in Bloke-Land

Dear John(Sir Elton) & Boris(Son of Badenov);

Sad to hear that the Insurgency”R”Us has migrated outside the USA mainland and inciting moron riots in the Queensland. For that, I offer my utmost sympathy and condolences. Unlike what Donald Trump has offered up, that he is also sorry but offers no sympathy and I’s still having a tough time figuring that expression out, like a Mobius-go-round. Yes, “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in its “Sweet Land of Liberty” still somewhat dizzy  by 4-years under a dickheadtator and a Do Nothing Saturday Night Live “shoot yourself in the foot” Congress. And the taxpayers still paid the bastards. But that Congress of ours that is supposed to act like a reasonable person, no different then when Eliot Ness found the entire jury seated to indict Al Capone and the sitting judge had been bribed by the “Crime Boss’ Syndicate”. I think if this happened in the Bloke kingdom, the Queen would issue a hanging edict right? Or at least Malone would have taken action! In any event…for real is Paul McCartney part of that British-Insurgency”R”Us-invasion? I mean he is calling Mick Jagger’s stonemen just a “blues cover band” when Paul was merely a “band on the run” band-aid after John and George found a better gig? And instead of making waves, maybe Paul should take a grammar lesson from Keith, learn all about “erudicate” not eradicate! And with the stabbing of that David politician a mess, maybe you should take Sean Connery’s words of advice and advise to heart; “They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue, the Chicago way!” But here in the states, we are preparing for another civil unrest war. OK, it has started in earnest and so far “We the People Proletariats” are winning, as we “fear not” this “nothing to fear” insurrection guided by a pre-mature ejaculation, orchestrated by a bunch of Eunuchs sucking up to a Dysentery Green Dynasty. I tell you, “fear not” but don’t put your Royal Guard down, get prepared. Like with the “Bloke” and how you built strong the UK, so the same with the “Proletariats” here in my homeland - we are one in the same bowl of chunder from down-under. I mean here in America, we are a divided nation in the way we see things, take age for instance. See, when a conservative ranking member of the GOP reaches a certain age, like mid-60’s, when that birthday comes they find wherein they must rename their pennis after a great dame, like Madonna, because it is the only satisfaction that erectile dysfunction will ever see futuristic wise. Yes, pennis envy is alive and well here in the states. Now “We the People Proletariats” are taking this coup d’état of Donald Jung-Un Trump with some seriousness, especially when on January 6^th the GOP Insurgency”R”Us was officially ordained, cheeseburger cheeseburger no Coke Pepsi! Because of this we are arming ourselves with WASP spray, as this cult behind the MAGA Moron bowel movement, like a swarm of angry bees or wasps, this stings our Democracy. And when that Insurgency”R”Us is mobilized in “force majeure”, upon approach it sounds no different then a swarm of angry bees masturbating as the intelligence level of the masses decreases to a divide-by-zero error, aka a mumble and in jumble it is just rat like noise. So you have at your disposal there in the Queen’s land this stuff called “Bee Bopper Wasp and Hornet Spray”. It comes in a convenient can, weighing in at 1-kilogram and has an effective spray zone of 6-meters and can be purchased, even by minors, for £2 and change. Cheap thrills protection and if you have to use it, if the Constable tries to bother you for “illegal use”, just say there were bees chasing you, case closed. According to the directions”: Bee Bopper Wasp and Hornet Spray - Beware of the wasp with an attitude! You know the one. He hovers above your head constantly, zooming in and out. He intimidates you, and he knows it. Well, he's asking for it, and he's going to get it! With Bee Bopper II you can knock him right out of the sky! And if you happen to know where he lives, you can follow him and his buddies to the nest and spray Bee Bopper from a safe distance.

So for cheap, arm your wife and children against harm from a home-grown Insurgency”R”Us courtesy of a Fork’n Moron surrounding himself by imbeciles, get a stash of Bee Bopper and bee-bop those Confederate blues away. This powerful weapon kills bees, wasps, and hornets and is guaranteed to take care of an “attitude”! Cheers.

9-1-1 Call - Gang Rape Update

 ~ This is an update to an “In Progress” Gang Rape situation ~

Crisis call to 9-1-1 Dispatch - Saturday 10/16/2021

Dispatch: 911 dispatch is this an emergency?
Caller: Hello, hello, I need help I am still being gang raped.
Dispatch: Your name?
Caller: Miss Liberty
Dispatch: Do you recognize your assaulter, assailant?
Caller: Yes, you have that information, his name is Steve Bannon…and the same damn 3 other men accompanying him, that guy named Mark, that cross-eyed goon named Kashyap and that guy they call Scumvino.
Dispatch: We have located your location, please hold.
Caller: Hurry, they’re re-chasing me up the same dark alleyway I called you from the other day and they intend on raping me some more! Get me a cop that can help! That “black & white” unit you sent the other day is still parked at the Capitol donut shop.
Dispatch: Miss Liberty, please stay calm I am getting the nation’s “Head Cop” to help you…hello, this is Tony Coley, I work for Merrick Garland, how can I help you?
Caller: Help me, arrest these thugs. Ever since these goons were allowed to go free, since last Thursday when they should have been arrested, they have been raping me over and over and over again. Period, this must STOP
Dispatch: Tony here, Yes Miss Liberty, period. full stop it will be as we will make our own independent decision in all prosecutions soley on the facts and the law, that is how the Department of Justice works. In the meantime, I suggest you get down here and provide those facts so we can begin to process your allegations and then refer it to the prosecutional team.
Caller: These goons should be in jail already, I am being raped against my own free will, in front of my children. Give me that other cop, that Adam Schiff as I need immediate assistance and you are no help. And what does Merrick whatever have to do with my pain & suffering?
Dispatch: Hello, Miss Liberty, this is desk Sargent Adam Schiff and I understand you are still being raped by a Steve Bannon, and the other thugs so it sounds like it is still a “gang rape”. That’s like over 2-days, did you have time to read my new book?
Caller: Fuck your book, I demand an immediate “Inherent Contempt” arrest on these bastards that continue to defy the law of this land. Send over a detail that can accomplish this, NOW!
Dispatch: Miss Liberty, we would like to use that “Inherent Contempt”, but the Sergeant-at-Arms that makes such arrests has a problem. His “Top Aide” is being booked for “Child Pornagraphy” felonies, so you just need to hold tight until we get that situation straightened out, and that will have to go over to the DOJ. In the meantime, may I suggest a good read(Interrupted by Caller hanging up). Miss Liberty, Miss Liberty you still there? Are you OK?

To what started out as a crisis call to 9-1-1 Dispatch - Thursday 10/14/2021:

Dispatch: 911 dispatch is this an emergency?
Caller: Hello, hello, I need help I am being gang raped.
Dispatch: Your name?
Caller: Miss Liberty
Dispatch: Do you recognize your assaulter, assailant?
Caller: Yes, his name is Steve Bannon…and there are 3 other men accompanying him, a guy named Mark a real cross-eyed goon named Kashyap and a guy they call Scumvino.
Dispatch: We have located your location, please hold.
Caller: Hurry, they-re chasing me up a dark alleyway and will rape me some more!
Dispatch: Miss Liberty, calm down I am getting the desk Sargent…hello, this is desk Sargent Adam Schiff and I understand you are being raped by a Steve Bannon, and others so it sounds like a “gang rape”. But I am too busy hawking my new book to help you and I have a slot on the Rachel Maddcow show in a few minutes, that is a priority. Let me see if I can find someone that gives a rat’s ass as I would hate to loose my slot on Rachel as that could win me a “Best Sellers” standing. Miss Liberty, if you read when not being raped, may I suggest my book, it’s called “Congress Has No Balls”.
Caller: Please hurry, this is serious crimes being committed. I am being violated against my own free will and care not about your book. Get me a real cop!
Dispatch: Miss Liberty, this is the shift Captain Bennie Thompson. Do not try to apprehend, we are busy tonight so we will send a black & white unit by…let’s see in a few days, by next Tuesday night we should be able to assist you. In the meantime may I suggest you just sit back calmy, maybe read a good book.
Caller: But I told you last week that he had threatened to rape me, you knew that and you mean to tell me now I must wait, after being raped and this rapist remains on the loose on the streets of America? And he has a fan club that wants to violate me. Even for a few days, he and his goons will continue to rape Miss Liberty until they are arrested, next Tuesday is too long a wait, what should I do? This is not American justice! I demand…
Dispatch: {Clic[hanhup]}
Caller: Hello, hello(crying distraught) why did you hang up on me, this is Miss Liberty and I am being bent over and gang raped!