Dontard's Inferno - 4/30/2020

"Look at the sky turn a hell fire red, somebody's mind is burning, down down, down down"

Yes Donald, It's REAL!

Dear “Fucking Moron”, no this is not a picture of your wife’s hemorrhoid, so don’t get sexually excited as this really isn’t something to jerk the Peyronies over. It is for “REAL” a CovidODO-19 PANDEMIC!

Donald Trump 2020

Thank You First Lady Melania

Dear First Lady of the United States under the 45^th President of the United States, Donald John Trump. My family “stuck home alone” is reaching out with a heart felt hug in appreciation how you have helped us cope with this “pandemic”. All those down-home comfort recipes that you and that White House “canteen” staff have made available on the “social media” platforms, it is so wonderful. To have this “daily bread” is a godsend! And the YouTubes of you working together in harmony grits with the cooks, keeping that “distance” but at the same time some great eats…may God Bless You! So thanks for thinking up a way that you could still stay in touch with America during the “stay-at-home” verdicts, and it is this comfort food you teach us about that does the “trick” and is akin to what Americans learned, loved and cherished with the fire-side chats of the Roosevelt era back in the 30s. In fact, and I’m starting to shed a tear, you remind me so much of Jacqueline Kennedy in how your care about us, in reaching out. And I really liked that home-grown version of the “turducken”, as your “Turdouchesin” is some fine dining, but haven’t got that gig quite right yet. So, the main ingredients are Mitch McConnell stuffed up Mike Pence’s anal hole stuffed up Donald Trump’s raging asshole in that order, is that correct? Once again, thanks and I am glad that your husband made damn sure that “construction” was an “exempt essential service” when all hell broke loose “lock her up” so that your new  “I Don’t Care Do U” tennis courts at the White House could be completed on time. We Love You! Oh, one other thing before signing off, as I cannot wait to get back in the kitchen to see what your recipe of this day is all about. We also love to hear the 45^th at the pandemonium podium, as laughter is still the “best medicine” around and I know it has helped me cope, as I cannot get one of thum Fauci tests. Funny, that it is easier to get a coronavirus test at the Mumbai slums, so laughter is essential as a gap filler and patience rules me. Now when Mr. Trump was thinking about “quitting” that daily horror show, it was shock & awe for us that have come to rely on your daily recipe comforting, so I am glad that you complained that would cut into your tennis time safe zone away from a raging FUCKING MORON, and you won out and I can once again receive my daily dose of hilarious fucking bullshit. I guess you wear the pants…and Donald the “panties”! And we have learned so much about you with this pandemic and your guidance in your daily “cook off” briefings. I do like what your Secret Service “call sign” is, as “Lady is a Tramp” sure swells his head! And you get my vote, that Deborah Scarves”R”us Birx should get that Novel Piece Prize, not only for being a witness and accomplice to helping Donald at his “clown routine” when in company of his “Covfefeavirus Task Farce”, but for blessing your recipes to help Make America Gloopy Again.

-         Dame Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa

BOLSHY GREAT YARBLOCKOS

Circus Town

And...

The beauty parlor is filled with sailors, the circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner, they've got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker, the other is in his pants
And the riot squad they're restless, they need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight, from Desolation Row

COVID-19 SKAT WATCH #1

Storm the White House

Dontard’s Inferno

“Look at the sky turn a hell fire red, somebody's Tower is burnin' down down, down down…”

COVID-19 Update 4/27/2020. Look, I stopped my interest in the “Sympathy for the Devil” with respect the non-respect Fucking Moron’s “Illegitimate President’s COVID Task Farce”, as those two medical expert cowards thinks ALL AMERICA is stupid and dumb! But I am sure they voted for a Moron, so they are part of that population explosion that should be tested for distemper before being allowed to cast a vote ever again! With the cowards, I am talking center-of-attention - should be “attrition” instead due their systemic cytokine method-of-madness with titration delusion disillusionment - in the latter mouthful talking about that Dr. Anthony Weiner Fauci, aka Mr. “I’m certain I’m uncertain” and thinking he’s a Brad Pitt? More like a Brad Pitt piece of “Shit”. Look, in my radical youth the “Clarner Street Gang”, it was the Fauci like “Dinky Dolan” characters the personalities the Catholic priests would tell us “bad kids” to pick on - steal their lunches and milk money, trip them into a puddle books and all the “mud ate my homework”, flip boogers when sister Eileen was sleeping it off from too much lunchtime vodka, in efforts to toughen those lonely souls up as it was a tough world outside purgatory! Now when we thought we were successful in our endeavors and included the Fauci “likes” in our neighborhood terrorizing and had to retreat down to the 10-Mile River “swamp sanctuary”, well the Fauci wimps would then rat fink out to the cops were we stashed our hoochie koo “Lawdy Mama” weed. We tried! And why is it we need a fashion expert on the scene of the burning tower of Scabalon? For real, I am talking Little Sadeye Deborah Birxshit “Scarves”r”Us, or the Mr. Hyde side of the MD partnership. Yes, Mrs. “I’m uncertain I’m certain”. It’s the “Mobius Strip” mentality, kiss the Dontard’s  ass from the inside out and then when on the outside tell the truth when trying to ween-wean away from the “crap” addiction of that pandemonium podium pandemic dysfunction disease. Amazing that the Dontard has anal taste-testers to check his health. Gives “eat shit” a new meaning. But here we are again on “TILT” as the CovidODO-19 “Mortality”, the to-date rate of deaths returned, sad and we have entered the Dontard’s Inferno zone!

Putin’s Russia = 0.9
Fucking Moron’s USA Wasteland = 5.7
Sweden’s No Fault = 12.2

World Total = 6.9

So we know what Sweden is up to, testing the “Herd Immunity” concept, but what’s up with Putin’s Russia? I wonder if it has anything to do with that FAKE RT America coverage of “A Dangerous Experiment on Humanity - the 5G’s Dire Health Threats” and the reason Russia lowered the power output of cell phones?

Damn, I must have the COVID “Crud”, as I just woke from a nap in nightmare sweat one of the first signs of retreat my immune system on recess. Yes nightmare, thinking I was Judge Jeanine’s “sex slave old roy toy” and what the hell was the Dontard doing under her desk during a FOX broadcast?

Trump's CUNT Turds 50

Dear Melanomia Klaus Fuchs, immigrant Cunt of the Fucking Moron, we dont care do u? Happy Turd day, hope an elephant shits on your new White House tennis court and you slip in the shat and break-off your engagement with that fucking MAGA dildo, aka STOOL STUCK!

Dumber & Dumb

Science Sunday

Summary: Platelets(pictured above) play a much bigger role in our immune system than previously thought, according to researchers. In addition to their role in coagulation and healing, platelets also act as the immune system's first responders when a virus, bacterium, or allergen enters the bloodstream.

Even a kindergartener could decipher what the above means with respect to the COVID-19!

And maybe it is time for Donald Trump to re-appoint Doctor Harold Bornstein for the COVID-19 Presidential Task Force and time to furlough Dr. Deborah “Scarves”R”us” Birx and her “I’m uncertain I’m certain” snake oil charm along with giving Dr. Anthony Weiner Fauci the boot, as with his ever-ending bromance with “I’m certain I’m uncertain”…but you will notice that the Fucking Moron’s daily COVID briefing pandemonium podium has disappeared after telling his Moron fanbase to inject Lysol and the fact that the Birx & Fauci “Pandemic Model” is anemic and on suicide watch and the U.S. will soon tip the scale at 1-million COVID cases. 

Hunt for Red October

Why is it that the “Mortality Rate” for this Armageddon Apocalypse Now COVID-19 is but for a fraction in Putin’s Russia? Fake data maybe? Not really, as if that were the case the John Hopkins trackers would have already modeled “bad data” and “flagged” Putin. And because Putin and Trump are “Best Buddies”, a phone call away any discrepancies. And with so many countries volunteering hourly up-to-date information this “Beer Virus” - thank you Don Young of Alaska - it is difficult to “hide” the facts of the matter. Only North Korea is playing hooky with information, so the data retrieved is pretty fit and of sound science. So once again, why is Russia showing problematic indices lower, much lower then the “Global Average”?

For shits & grins, Xi’s CHINA = 5.5266. Donald’s Homeland = 5.7289 and drum roll please…Putin’s Red October = 0.8962. Yes, 1/7th on average the rest of the World off course on a crash course this “pandemic”. But as each and everyday goes bye-bye, we gather a better understanding…more confusion with chaos. Simple Simon place-holder, it is called a “root cause” common-denominator and so far that subject and its matter experts have provided a “Divide by Zero ERROR” any worthwhile front and center “commonality” what we are up against. So let me throw a wrench into the plan, a wrinkle on the map like in Captain Ramius’ Red October now repurposed. It may enlist the fact that when it was discovered that “cell phone radiation” can interfere with an individual’s “blood characteristics” and thus compromise the body’s immunity in how the blood’s mechanism challenges foreigners, well instead of just thumbing the nose, Putin made laws that decreased the cell phone power to 1/7th. Coincidence?

Trump's Bleach Blanket Bingo

WARNING to CHILDREN

OUR WORRIER PRINCESSES

Brave Sisters

OUR WORRIER PRINCESSES

To everything
There is a season
And a time to every purpose, under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

A time to build up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together

A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace, a time to refrain from embracing

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time for love, a time for hate
A time for peace, I swear it's not too late

Trump's COVID-19 Speedball

Trump KILLS Military Veterans

(CNN)The US Food and Drug Administration warned on Friday against the use of two drugs that have been touted by President Donald Trump as potential treatments for the novel coronavirus.

The drugs, hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine, should only be used in hospitals or clinical trials because they can kill or cause serious side effects, the FDA said. These include serious heart rhythm problems in Covid-19 patients treated with the drugs, especially when they are combined with the antibiotic azithromycin or other medications that can affect the heart.

Only a FASCIST Moron would use our World War veterans as guinea pigs! Time to tear down this CONFASCISTFEDERACY…man your Lysol!

And while I’m at it, an “Amazing Discovery”:

Finally, after a very challenging ditch digging and DNA snooping experience, explorers have made a major discovery. Yes, the origin of Donald John Trump has been uncovered.

And what else have we learned from this discovery? That condoms were inferior back in the 1940s and a breach of the Goodyear Blimp rubber latex could allow a Moron to be conceived. If Fred Christ Trump been not so cheap and re-using condoms confiscated from his tenants at “Beach Haven” in lieu of excessive illegal rent, Donald Trump would have remained a “wet dream” and he needs to be locked away in a “condom” - yes used!

Donald "Lysol Moron" Trump

COMMANDANT on the DECK!

“…In this vein, I have determined it is time to act to exclude from our Corps public displays of the battle flag carried by the Confederate Army during the American Civil War. In doing so, I am mindful that many people believe that flag to be a symbol of heritage or regional pride. But I am also mindful of the feelings of pain and rejection of those who inherited the cultural memory and present effects of the scourge of slavery in our country. My intent is not to judge the specific meaning anyone ascribes to that symbol or declare someone’s personally held view to be incorrect. Rather, I am focused solely on building a uniquely capable warfighting team whose members come from all walks of life and must learn to operate side-by-side. This symbol has shown it has the power to inflame feelings of division. I cannot have that division inside our Corps. Marines are committed to Country, Corps, and our fellow Marines. While we serve on this team, we must respect the views of other Marines and embody the priorities of the team. Building strong teams requires seeing things through each other’s eyes; walking in each other’s shoes. When we do so, it is not uncommon for us to find that ideas we held in our youth, or language we thought was common, was in fact considered offensive and unacceptable to others. To do my duty and build this team, I must focus on the constant and timeless values that we share with the Navy—Honor, Courage, and Commitment. We must remove those symbols that have the effect of division and not mere disagreement. I am asking every Marine to focus on the team and the symbols that bring us together—the eagle, globe and anchor. The stars and stripes. Our battle colors. Our MarPat uniform. Team over self: that is how we must operate to fight and win. Semper Fidelis,

David H. Berger
General, U.S. Marine Corps
Commandant of the Marine Corps

"We the People in My Country 'Tis of Thee in Liberty our Patriotism", THANK YOU SIR!

9th Inning of COVID-19

Once upon a time it was “the meek shall inherit the Earth” - Mathew 5:5.

With COVID and the new normal, the “homeless will inherit what’s left” - Sir Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa

NY PATRIOT vs. TREASON

NY PATRIOT vs. TURNCOAT

NY PATRIOT vs. TRAITOR

Blood Clots for DUMMIES 101

NUTSHELL(aka preamble, citation): We are now in day 101 of “chaos” with this COVID-19 “pandemic”. And by “chaos”, the fact that all the great minds still confused what it all means and still taking us down a dead-end street. The recovery is thus still out-of-focus. Yet there is a common-denominator surfacing, as it appears that the human population had already been under duress, with respect to our immune systems that would normally be called into play to defend against such a “simple” threaded threatening virus. That common-denominator? Today we live under an invisible yet invincible “canopy” resonating in inbound and outbound energy from hi-tech radiation bombardment(cell phones, Wi-Fi, Blue-tooth and yes Alexa). Even though it can be argued our “must have” devices work in a “low energy” spectrum, it is the “coexistence” phenomenon that is of interest. And all-inclusive this canopy’s “global domain”, as even the “Rainforest” dwellers rely on this modern-age technology. Though scientific medical studies suggest no “health wise issue” in interference from that radiation due its inherent ”thermal effects”, the few studies on the “non-thermal” side effects indicate that the human blood cells can be compromised - the “heat’s on” in a different way! Thus our immune systems also in compromise and exploited by foreigners - another “coexistence” relationship. Our blood was not designed to be under constant disruption by this “canopy” and enemy invitations. Is it time we mandate a limit to our addiction, this constant “connectivity”? The blood is resilient, accommodating a refresh back to normal after sustaining these “non-thermal side effects”, through rest periods which may be essential for getting back to normalcy following this COVID-19 event. This is not a treatise of any sought trying to sway an “opine” that this hi-tech fascination is a bad thing, as we can have our cake and eat it too, with limitations to protect our health.

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Alarming rates of blood clotting? It appears that Mr. COVID is a “shape-shifter”, so a name change fits the fashion show now redubbed the CovidODO. In reference to “ODO” the shape-shifter from Star-Trek fame. And yes “fashion show”, as in the White House’s expert Doctor Deborah Scarves”R”us Birx and her Bowling Green sewing machine “I’m uncertain I’m certain” enemanemic excuses along with her side-kick Doctor Fauci, and following a kick in the groin by the Fucking Moron, the Mr. Hyde side of the partnership continues to repeat after me “I’m certain I’m uncertain” the podium preamble. And as Mr. Uncertain likes to use the word “heterogenous” when tied to the whipping post, in reference to Mrs. Scarves”R”us, Donald Dotard always smiles thinking he heard Mr. MD call the Moron “heterogenius! It looks and sounds like a Task Force under-the-influence of distemper. And not to forget Trump’s backtracking maggot the CDC canker-sore boss! Wow, now that Scarves”R”us and her “Models” this “pandemic” so far out of whack, well can’t dazzle with brilliance anymore so baffle with bullshit with another fancy word - the ALGORITHM! Hey, that’s it! A different scarf a day keeps the TRUTH in barf away…Wow, off on a tangent back to the “Blood on the tracks”. Sad, that once upon a time Budokan was used for a Boy Dylan venue and today a temporary morgue for COVID victims. Over 180-thousand have died in their footsteps, yet nobody has a clue the “root cause” and what good is a wish for a vaccine? And with that chameleon quality in character this shape-shifting virus, equipped with the audacity and austerity to change its behavior once onboard that foreign vessel - US humans! Now that may be the reason this Simple Simon “virus” is causing medical science a headache in search of any “fast and furious” cure all. AMAZING, that the wealthy will be first in-line when Marie Curie shows up, careful could be Hari Cari! And this concept for a REIMAGINE, with Governor Cuomo bless his steadfast Patriotism to attack those in Treason like Mitch McConnell, look we failed to embrace John Lennon’s first IMAGINE and the reason “woman is the Nigger of the world” still today. Look, science and politics smells. Now this “blood clotting” side effect of Mr. CovidODO it kills and insists a pandemic onto itself so graciously unforgiving.  Yet this “clotting” is what happens when the “shape-shifting” finds reasonable resemblance in an individual’s blood cell “state of shape”, as our blood has been thrown a curve ball even before Mr. CovidODO appeared on the scene as a rudimentary virus not wanting a viral notoriety - it was assisted to fame that “coexistence” hurts hard. The paramount reason that a person thought to have an uncompromised immune system and healthy with no known underlying lies, suddenly contracts the COVID, and all of a sudden the blood turns to molasses? This virus is the “Dirty Dozen”, because our very own guts are assisting its survival the reason there are so many different outcomes the victims. Get with it, the COVID and the subsequent “blood clotting” seen in 25% of the patients and many youngsters through middle-aged victims, it has an accomplice. Called the side effects of “non-thermal” energy bombardment from way too much interest in “Cell Phone Radiation”. And from a medical study performed on the effect of this infusion intrusion, guess what? Yes the morphology of ODO like blood cell “shape-shifting”, as the incoming attribute in innocence of the COVID allows it to reshape and conform to its victim’s very own “blood cell identity”, the ultimate “Mobius Strip” hijacking and then the blood’s viscosity changes, as not all those shapes are “blood cells” but the CovidODO and that change in viscosity…it causes blood clotting. One thing I realized following the wreck of the Valdez EXXON, within 1-msec after “wreck” it was all after-the-fact finger pointing and only a few went back in time to gain an understanding of the real “root cause”, the reason Captain Joe Hazelwood and EXXON got off the hook - in time heals even after the book was thrown at both criminals. But overtime, there was not enough evidence to incite a fine for this crime, the reason being the focus was on the wrong damn character witness, and we never got the truth. Same with the COVID so far in understanding, like boiling water it makes coffee only out of chaos. Yes, there are studies upon the “non-thermal” effects of being surrounded by “gizmos”, side effects more often than not out-of-sight and out-of-mind as our oversight is usually in the direct “effects” we miss the train leaving the station in opportunity. Those studies on the “non-thermal” encourage a theory that the radiation has a tendency to re-shape blood cells, from healthy to something in between. Which means during the transition from being bombarded by Ma Bell on steroids, our immune system suffers with consequences that vulnerability is exploited. And then comes this shape-shifting virus that can change to make itself look just like all the rest, and that varies from individual to individual based on how that in-coming radiation affects the blood re-shaping, based on our own DNA recipe. And this chameleon hijacking, the reason Rue Morgue Avenue sea to shining sea is bumper to bumper with Mr. Hurst, filled to capacity with dead corpses and what makes it worse off? Let’s stay at home and get more of that radiation, as the sicker we are - somebody somewhere is making a buck! So here it is, have it your way. To GOOGLE or not to GOOGLE?

The Study of 2014:

Does Short-term Exposure to Cell Phone Radiation Affect the Blood? It is probable that the blood changes that we observed would affect blood circulation. RBC aggregation has been widely studied, and its importance is well established in the microcirculation. RBCs that are stuck together in rouleaux or other aggregates increase the blood viscosity, and this affects the passage of RBC through the microvessels throughout the body. RBC shape and deformability are also relevant to blood flow. The typical round disk shape of normal RBCs is considered optimum for blood flow. The shape of the echinocytes might impair blood flow, and oxygen release from echinocytes is known to be impaired.

FOX Fire Sale - 99cent Trump

Dear Fucking Moron Trump

Dear Fucking Moron Trump;

Please apologize to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for KILLING American WAR Veterans(Trump forced  approved FDA farced approved hydroxy-rat poison as a vaccine for COVID), as part of your fucking fascination with Fascist TREASON, because you hate our Soldiers! Matter of fact, maybe your new address should be ADMAX-Federal Prison and sharing a cell with Ted Kaczynski as you are the ULTIMATE UnaBomber.

Sir Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa - an American Patriot

By the way, next time you have a Mitch McConnell Kevin McCarthy  brain fart, use your fucking piece of shat immigrant bitch as a guinea pig instead of our American pride.

COVID-19 Vaccine

There is a vaccine already - just turn off all the cell phone towers and “Airplane Mode” your smart phone and mute that home Wi-Fi and let our blood cell geometry return to normal and then our immune systems can get off “TILT” and fight this bastard Coronavirus. Then enact strict laws limiting the amount of time cell phone radiation and Wi-Fi can bombard our systems, as doing without may be our only way out of this “pandemic” as we live under an un-natural canopy crisscrossed by random radio waves that has and will compromise our blood cells and thus compromise our immune systems and then we are confronted with a world-wide pandemic. It is the only common denominator that realizes this kind of success in attacking, as we have become our own worst enemy with this fascination and addiction to be connected all the time.

COVID-19 Capital Swine Tax

When finely this COVID-19-CRUD is history and the Wall Street financial markets get back to end-of-year 2019 levels of interest in normal behavior, and oil prices jump back to some semblance of reality normal, then it is time for ALL AMERICANS to come to the aid of their countrymen. And herein is what I mean by that. When we reach this “normalcy”, which we will achieve someday not too soon in the future a few years away, the year that goal is a realistic hip-hip-hooray for the Red, White & Blue, then when April 15th comes around time to talk turkey. When we enjoy that sigh of relief “Ding Dong the COVID is Dead” and when tax returns are filed, a vigorous cross-examination should then be an undertaking to evaluate each and every individual and each and every business and each and every corporation’s financial portfolio. These “portfolios” should then be tested against the “Normalized 2019 Test Case Year” which should include the overall average gains from 2008(Obama Era with the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act) through COB 2019(Trump’s Best Ever Economy) - or 10-plus years of positive growth during the 44th’s and 45th’s tenure as Commander-in-Chief all before the “pandemic”. And the cross-examination designed to test casing the gains before and after the COVID. And any portfolio gaining in excess of the “Test Year” factoring, that excess confiscated by the U.S. Treasury. For two all important reasons. It is our duty to help out and payback any gains in excess of what would have been expected had there not been such a devastating “pandemic” that wrecked-havoc on the financial sector and the best part of all, it will also reveal the crooks that made a killing during the pandemic - as an excuse a wise business decision making way too much $loot$ will not cut it this time around. A fine? Why not, especially if this “oversight” reveals a crime-in-progress during the CARES Act when Uncle Sam was helping out but had not the time for proper oversight. But the elementary fact of the matter what’s the matter today, since we have not a solution for this CoronaCovfefeavirus and throwing $money$ hand over fist every which way loose ends, that is wherein the wealthy will take advantage, and that is happening today. Many small businesses that were struggling in good times before the COVID surfaced, well the owners will get bailed out and become $millionaires$. Look, it is already out-of-control, so there will never ever come a chance to re-analyze what private entities ripped off the U.S. Treasury, so the writing on the wall this “pandemic” and of course the “Wealthy” will take advantage of us all. Our Founding Fathers had a name for this, it is called TREASON!

White House Halloween

Trick or Treat! Due to an over-abundance of “Hydroxychloroquine” purchased by the White House Awful Office, in costume of a “Fucking Moron” along with Melania also in drag as “Melanomia Klaus Fuchs”, they will share the limelight and will be giving this malaria drug out as Trick or Treat candy at the next White House Halloween.

Background: Coronavirus patients taking hydroxychloroquine, a treatment touted by President Trump, were no less likely to need mechanical ventilation and had higher deaths rates compared to those who did not take the drug, according to a study of hundreds of patients at United States Veterans Health Administration medical centers. In the study of 368 patients, 97 patients who took hydroxychloroquine had a 27.8% death rate. The 158 patients who did not take the drug had an 11.4% death rate.  

Mr. COVID’s Military Draft

Will students see any of the stimulus dollars going to colleges?

~ From CNN's Adrienne Vogt ~

Jean Chatsky, a finance journalist and CEO of HerMoney.com, is answering some of your most pressing questions about the coronavirus and their money.

One college student asked: "I've heard billions of dollars from the stimulus are going to colleges and universities. As a college student, will I see any of that money directly?" 

Here's what she said:

“There was $12.5 billion in the CARES Act to go to 5,000 colleges and universities. And the universities have to disperse half of the money they received directly to the students in the form of emergency financial aid grants. Go to your college and university's website, see what they put up. Some of them are allowing students to apply for these grants, some are dispersing funds to students who receive Pell grants.”

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Stupidity - COVID Side Effect? To think that this is a time to enrich oneself, when a student status…what the fuck has gone wrong?

And here is how that is playing out for students, to accumulate excessive wealth in “financial aid” during this “pandemic” a crisis time to pirate “skim” a profit. When “School’s out for the summer” came early with Mr. COVID arriving expectantly and the cramped fromunder mold-smelling $500/month dormitory went “CLOSED”, many students praytell did not want to go home and live with parents as curfews would impose. And thus would continue their education requirements remotely, so found new apartments to party hardy. Now that “remote” rent in private quarantine rests its case at $1600 bucks, which means you can shove 10-pounds of shat in a one-pound bag, OK just kidding as in learning it equates to 4-students into a luxury apartment and share the costs, so savings of $400 bucks pocketed. And just bill your institute of higher learning for your $400 dollar lose, so double-jeopardy you have doubled your money courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers now on “unemployment”. For real, it’s easy “like taking candy from a baby” as your Dean has already billed, I meant bilked, Uncle Sam and it is “crap” thinking like this that got US into this mess to begin with - do we need more, as this have and have not “mindset” must end! Dear Richie Rich folks taking a vacation at your 3^rd estate out at the Hamptons, has all that $loot$ protected you from this Armageddon Apocalypse Now upon every man, women, child and pet snake?

Here’s my take-away so far how “We the People” are not coming together and need a non-monetary stimulus that gets our attention - remember the Vietnam WAR. If this “pirate profiting” is the “mental mindset” of college students, then Uncle Sam needs to start a MILITARY DRAFT immediately to re-purpose and thus recondition our youth to help combat this COVID monster, as we are at WAR. Yes, college can wait as what good is that degree if there is no one left to sue or hedge-fund rape? And like any other draft opportunity, we will see the weakling “Bone Spur” objectors - this is for COUNTRY and no excuse to want to stay home! Yes, it is time for “UNCLE SAM to Enlist a Draft” of all able-bodied men and women as foot soldiers boots on the ground to “man-handle” the front-lines. And when the fatality rate starts, at least they died for their country and not for their agreement to be a guinea pig in some whack like Henry Murray finds Ted Kaczynski experiment!

Pictures for Elmhurst

COVID-19 Scarves “R” US

Models, models and more models in confidence camouflaged, a cheap-thrills way to side-step reality by throwing this “model” concept into the equation of doom & gloom, because we have an administration that is “broke wrong” and "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.", Abe said that so did Bob. And of course the “Fucking Ignorant Malignant Moron” went along with this “model” thing, as when it was introduced as a weapon to deceive “We the People” he thought the slime-gag experts were talking fashion models and someone had a Peyronie to stroke. But herein the Moron’s experts, I am talking renowned “I’m certain I’m Uncertain” Doctor Anthony Fauci along with his side-trac-skat Deborah “Scarves “R” Us” Birx and her “I’m uncertain I’m certain”. Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde the Mobius Strip on eniuqorolhcyxordyh malaria medication. Look, a lie isn’t a lie on the Mobius-Go-Round, Trump’s modus operandi! Did you ever get the feeling that when the Moron said he purchased 39-million doses of that “hydroxy” chemical concoction never tried and trued against Mr. COVID, out of the goodness of his heart, that he was hoping 39-million Americans would step forward in volunteer to be guinea pigs, and if it worked then Melania could then play tennis again? Sorry, it’s the “stalled in place” reruns, like “Atlantis the Lost Continent” and the Three Stooges that controls my behavior these days. Now a “Model” and all “Models” have one well known all-encompassing grudge match factor, “Garbage-in Garbage-out”. I speak with authority as I have used “Models” my entire work career in the Alaska “oil & gas” sector, very complicated “Quality Bank” models and when spreadsheets migrated from the paper chase to the desktop race, well “models” were then enjoyed by anybody that could erect a 2-diminshional treatise with the VisiCalc or Lotus and incorporate mathematical functions that could be force fed into a “Cell” and linked to...errors! Look, a “spreadsheet” cell can be conditioned to violate that “Divide by Zero” when inferior minds think they are placating mankind in “awe” with look what I did, need I say more. So needless to say some more, many “model” makers created a “monster” as a “model” was still allowed that “Trust Us” fascination when it was still hocus-pocus-dominocus and that is what we are being fed today by the fed we should all be fed up! The “spreadsheeting” made modeling easy, but at the same time “dangerously misleading”. But I always relied on a time tested “Model” that which originated by Professor PJW - a recipient of the Sir Isaac Newton ZRE award - a well-respected “model” good enough for the “Big Oil” and well proven as $money$ was never a problem while researching the “Best Fit” models. That is the “key”, as a “model” is merely a “fit” to some data thrown into an extravaganza like meat grinder. So I pulled the “fluffernutter” out of retirement to see what it understands about this CoronaCovfefeavirus. And herein is what the PJW-3DBB algorithm tells us about this COVID-19 EVENT to date and what to expect:

History Lesson: This “Event” started in the United States on January 14^th when an American citizen from Alaska died of “complications from an unknown pneumonia” while vacationing in the Philippines - more likely than not the COVID misdiagnosed and Alaska may have been wherein this virus was introduced into “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. Alaska is the cross-roads for cargo traffic from China that was not part of the Trump travel ban placed into effect on the 31^st. Now on January 24^th, due this “death”, the Trump administration was made aware of this “serious situation” hitting home in regards to what was happening in Wuyan, by his very own National Security experts and this allowed the  introductory period phase of the “pandemic” lasting until on or about February 14^th. This “introductory period” is the time-period when those connected to WALL STREET were positioning themselves to profit from the “pandemic” coming our way. Instead of WARNING Americans, their 1% reasoning to remain “silent is golden”, as the worse off the way in which this virus would hit and be handled by imbeciles, the more $loot$ the already “wealthy” would make in the short through the long run as “We the People” take it in the “shorts”. I mean some fucking college “brat” thinks he should get a direct $bonus$ because his institute of higher learning received a bailout from Uncle Sam, WTF are we teaching our kids? Yes, here we are, wherein Presidential incompetency became the catalyst a golden opportunity investment $money$ matters above anything else so what people lie then people die. Just “business as usual” throw out the “model” as a smoke-screen, a model started off with known garbage, which allows the end result a higher degree in confidence. But herein below, the results of the PJW model and what to expect.

~ Initial EVENT ~

COVID Caseload: 2848333

Confirmed Deaths: 34180

R-naught = 12000 deaths per 1000000 cases

END-of-EVENT: 4/15/2020

Flight Duration: 32-days

~ EVENT A Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 1898889

Confirmed Deaths: 22787

END-of-EVENT A: 5/25/2020

Flight Duration: 40-days

~ EVENT B Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 712083

Confirmed Deaths: 8545

END-of-EVENT B: 7/10/2020

Flight Duration: 46-days

~ EVENT C Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 474722

Confirmed Deaths: 5697

END-of-EVENT C: 8/30/2020

Flight Duration: 51-days

~ EVENT D Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 118680

Confirmed Deaths: 1424

END-of-EVENTD: 10/23/2020

Flight Duration: 54-days

~ EVENT E Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 79120

Confirmed Deaths: 949

END-of-EVENT E: 12/19/2020

Flight Duration: 56-days

~ EVENT F Ongoing Main Event ~

COVID Caseload: 19780

Confirmed Deaths: 237

END-of-EVENT F: 2/15/2021

Flight Duration: 58-days

~ EVENT ENDS ~

Start Date: 1/24/2020         End Date: 2/15/2021

EVENT Duration: 398 Days

Total Cases: 6,151,608 Total Deaths: 73,819

What it means? Now we can safely start the clock for the Moron’s Phase I “Open Up America” plan as the 1% has made its point and made a KILLING!

Beach Haven FASCISM

When an “authority” like the U.S. G-men, when under the direction of Donald John Trump, hijacks medical PPE from within a state’s jurisdiction, “We the People” are UNDER SEIGE. Yes, claiming its authority to do so is in the best interest of the Nation due “shortages” from the COVID-CRUD, then once confiscated and comfortably controlled “no one looking” distributes that PPE in a preferential treatment mindset to states more kind to Trump and favorable to his re-election, wherein the 2016 electors in dereliction refused to be “faceless” and in violation of the U.S. Constitution as there is no permission in our  Founding Fathers Constitution that allows a Moron to be ordained as Commander-in-Chief - qualifications lacking. Now that forced entry to steal away medical equipment the eminent domain property of the state, that is happening today, it is the Beach Haven “Fascism” mentality alive and well today and so well learned by a young Donald as was practiced by his father, Fred Christ Trump, like was witnessed at the Beach Haven properties owned by the Trump Tower in New York - what laws? And wherein Woody Guthrie wrote a song called Old Man Trump with words to the effect:

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

Inherited Lobotomy

Just shut-up and go back to work....I'm tired of the long lines at McDonalds!