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Saturday, November 30, 2019

“Rabid” Skunk Works


Wow, amazing how modern mans’ insurgency with the mandate supporting an “insured medical treatment treatise”, it can be used to overcome an individual’s addictions. Especially so if one finally admits to a serious problem, like with a pyromaniac and a fascination at flag burning - which is out-of-control like a pandemic. It is a “silent slayer”, so has gone by the wayside under the radar but seems to be re-surfacing in efforts to torch with an “ashes to ashes dust to dust” that “Life, Liberty and pursuit to Happiness” mascot. We have come a long way with addiction abatement, as way back when for some additive perversions from personality disorders like “flag burning”, it meant a time out “time in” at the famed Trans-Allegheny-Lunatic-Asylum. Serious stuff this “flag burning” addiction and when you place “Lunatic” next to “Asylum”, it gets the point across what it means to defecate, I mean desecrate the Stars & Stripes. Wowee, amazing the last time we saw Congressmanimmature Matt Gaetz he was staging a coup d’etat against the Pelosi House of Arms. But Gaetz has been a no show the last few weeks, in the thick of things all things considered “IMPEACHABLE”. Impeccable refrainment, or maybe confinement as maybe somebody with a conscious said “No More Flag Burning” and Gaetz has been in the GOP House dungeon, castrated with mandatory restraints. But today, maybe due to a good behavior release, Matt showed his mugshot once again on the Looney Tunes lineup - aka Rabid Fox Network. See, I think he is still confined to hard-cider labor, but being the day before Turkey Day with all the bosses leaving town well maybe, just maybe Matt snuck out of detention. That does not calculate, as the GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus has been AWOL since January 20th, 2016. So…Wowee Zowee, didn’t Donald Jong-Thong Trump and Melanomia Klausfuchs pardon a turkey? And “Field & Stream” guys know one thing about a “humanized rabid skunk”, it stinks far worse any neighborhoodlum “rabid skunk” especially when weaponized and sent on a “mission” with “gnashing teeth drooling up and down the halls of Congress”. For real, it is part of the Congressional “archives” how ancient mariner Donald Young of Alaska referred to his colleague across the bow, because she refused to go to the House “Prom”. But we have a serious problem at hand, as this “divide” within the entity we learn to trust on opening day in kindergarten, well it is being escorted by “Flag Burning”. And when we have in inept Congress, a body that per the Constitution has unfettered power, what is going on today resembles truancy the fact they are tearing apart the Red, White and Blue thread by thread and maybe a timeout retreat for the entire…well the Trans-Allegheny-Lunatic-Asylum has 535 vacancies. I am talking both sides of the isle, and it goes to show that maybe we gained in abating medical addictions, but we had the chance to abate statutory rape, with “term Limits” and today we live with this “flag burning”. There is an idiot behind every other wheel which means it doesn’t matter which party perverts this “Oh say can you see” as every party shares the blame, this “flag burning”. So this 116th Congressional perversion to light farts, to torch Miss Liberty…when the stench of Democracy in flames clears away and “our flag is not still there”, it is about the only bipartisan accomplishment that comes from the “Halls of Congress” and maybe we need a bounty for “Rabid Skunks”!

OK, what can “We the People” do upon this “dysfunctional attitude” those sworn in to protect our Founding Fathers’ DEMOCRACY, which is at an all-time high risk of exposure to Fascism? It is simple, as it is precedence set in our very own Federal Courts - it is called the Jack Marler verdict of 1956. And with so much of our “Freedoms”, so much of who we are as a nation being “tease tested” in the courts as the Constitution is under the microscope, it is our only hope. Today, it is no longer that “vote” that is counting as it appears to have been miscounted, the “cloak and dagger dangles” in these courts. So heed the WARNING, “all good men shall come to the aid of their countrymen”, and Jack gave us the ways and means to revolutionize - it is called “No Taxation without Representation” as anybody, any able-bodied qualified voter that believes “We the People” are being “represented”, I have a recipe for you all:

Sto cazzo Scoregge nella tua Testa
Best “Day After” Thanksgiving Soup Recipe:
1 cup dried yellow peas
2 cups turkey stock from day before celebration
½ cup canned FAVA beans
½ cup canned white beans

Cook yellow peas in stock until a porridge like consistency. Add beans, heat through and enjoy with crusted bread.

When the farting starts as our only defense, remember a “Fart a Day keeps the Congressional Flag Burners at bay” as it is time to fight fire with fire! And like with science having discovered a "stellar black hole" so massive that in theory it shouldn't exist, in Washington there is a “monster brown hole” that shouldn’t exist either, and it stinks!

The Jack Marler Revolution - its time has come!

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Phineas Envy


The BLOB!


Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Pardon Me!


Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Sunday, November 24, 2019

M.A.G.A. Dildo Repair HOTLINE


Is your M.A.G.A. - Make America Gag Again - “dildo” feeling tired and no longer the throat throb it was once-upon-a-time, when the first priority for the Fucking Moron when he trespassed and entered the Orifice Office was a “My Cuntry Tits of Three” pants full of shit in panic…well, there is a new “HOTLINE” you can call for quick-me-up repairs. And guess what, all repairs are courtesy the GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus, from military $loot$ held back from Ukraine.

Act now, Repair Technicians are standing by to assist in getting the “good vibrations” back into your Putin love life:

Devin Netanyahu at 202-225-2523
Jim Sphincter at 202-225-2676
Matt Space Cadet at 202-225-4136

And if you are still confused as to which end of the bright red MAGA dildo goes up the asshole, call and ask for Doctor Ben Stirrup for lubrication assistance at 202-225-3164.

If you are a MAGA enthusiast and would like to be part of a survey to score whether the MAGA dildo is a best fit up the ass or other orifice, please call Mr. Stolen Valor at 202-225-9730 to have your opinion counted.

Note: If all lines are busy, a “Circle Jerk” is in progress.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

America's FUCKED!


Monday, November 18, 2019

WoooMooDo-Do Dah Man


Weapons of Mr. MD! MORON DESTRUCTION? => GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus with Jim Jordan as presiding Dick Head; MORON DISFUNCTION? => Trump Administration, guess who is the Dick Head; MORON DISLOCATION? => Stephen Miller ban with Fed Trump as masterbat-her of ceremonies. The list goes on as we have become a weaponized society let us not forget the most likely NOT to succeed, that being the Weapon of MORON DEVOTION - aka Donald Jong-Thong Trump and Kim Jong bUNghole’s love affair. OK, “love triangle” as with a “Thong” and a “MAGA” dildo, it invites a “threesome treason” and behind Door #3, the “unknown town crier”. Talk about a WoooMooDo - aka Donald’s hairdo on a good day - well how about face “Mr. MD can you tell me what’s ailing me” the science community that monitors the heavens above, the outer fringe outer space? Well it appears that asteroids are getting closer and closer to “ground zero” and the reason the “Flat Earth” culture is on the rise once again as is the “bubonic plague” as some things go hand-in-hand. Talk about weaponizing, the “Nile Virus” can now swim up a penis and only a fucked-up individual would resort to this kind of fool hardiness in a science project - that Kim Jong bUNghole dUNg, the Fucking Moron’s NOKO butt buddy. Now those in the know, that make a living following “roids” around the block, they are saying this “scare” is due to the effect of global warming and the adverse effect on the earth’s atmosphere - getting less dense due incursion of excess heat and allowing Trump’s hemorrhoids cause for concern for hannity - I mean humanity. You know, like “little birdy in the sky, why you do that in my eye - sure glad elephants don’t fly”. But it is the WMD in “$Money$ Disparity” that is today a weaponized “Enemy of the People”. See, wealth hording was at one time reserved for tyrants. Look at the Soviet Union - who owns the loot? Yes Putin and his oligarchs. North Korea? Kim Jong dUNg owns all the revenues from selling and insisting that his all male ARMY wears Jong-Thongs - the reason Donald Trump had to make an emergency visit to Walter Reed as that gift from his “lover-boy” had a seizure on the Eunuch’s fake news’ testicles - cough! No Melanomia, those things are not popsicles and that pencil erection is a fake flavor e-dick! Same with Xi China-man, wealth is controlled by a very small percentage of the people. And if Alaska had not become a state of the “Union” in efforts to circumcise the “Jack Marler Revolution” of 56, Sarah Palin would be Queen-for-Today and worth $100-billion and “castration” of the Alaskan Congressional delegation no longer a requirement before the three-stooges hit on the “beltway”. And nowadays with 99% of the American wealth property of the 1% - don’t you love it how that Sondland paid for an Ambassadorship with the Fucking Moron and will be the guy history remembers for Trump’s “Impeachment”. Medal of Swallow for “stupidity” that worked! Gives that pay to play a sick revenge. I mean isn’t there some kind of ethics involved, as this Sondland made it rich peddling “bed bugs” and received an “Ambassadorship” for giving the Moron & Family a campaign gift? No, as ethics is MIA, missing-in-action because $MONEY$ talks louder and clearer then…it appears “TAXATION” was designed to STOP this kind of privileged takeover and who to blame - it is called the U.S. Congress. See at one time not too long ago my generation had nothing to hide, as the “Taxman” cometh the “Taxman” knoweth all and since you cannot take it with you, the money left behind was not sheltered away and Uncle Sam was well off through end-of-the-road end-of-a-life confiscating of the “leftovers” and using that $loot$ “For the People”. Then somebody thought up this thing called a “Trust Fund Baby” and since then the deficit has “bankrupt” a once Great Nation because once we let down our “guard” on the “fair share” concept with taxation on income, the breach and reach had begun to leach away, an acid wash upon the safe bars “guarding” the U.S. Treasury “safe”. Grand theft statutory rape, what is going on with the wealth as we are still a young nation and do not deserve this kind of gang rape from Wall Street “thieves” and “thugs” wearing Jong thongs. And for real, in vogue for 2020 will be buying stock in Saudi Aramco that which will make the Crown Prince Family of Murderers even richer? Yes, stock purchases with “certificates of authenticity” sealed with Khashoggi blood just in time for Christmas, great stocking stuffers! And this bull-schiff by the Fucking Moron and “Make America Great Again”, you cannot get there by giving it all away. Just how stupid is that constituency of “qualified voters” that follow the scat trail left behind by this Moron in heat? OK, what the Moron really means is the fact all of us will make it “Great” for the 1% minority. Ever wonder why a majority of Trump’s self-inflicted self-appointed self-indulgent executive administration staff-infection have Russian whores as a spouse? It must have something to do with the IRS Tax Code - maybe these whores are not free and clear and any bi-partnership relationship requires a payment to an Oligarch which translates to a “write-off write-down” and amounts to “Treason”. It gives aiding and abetting the enemy new life. For real, we are giving Vladismear Putin a “Tax Refund” this shenanigans from the Oval Office “under-siege”.  And that seems to be the real problem today, who in hell is this “Enemy”? I mean the Fucking Moron calls the Pelosi House the enemy. He calls anything close to give-me a “D” then give-me an “E” now how about an “M” the enemy, which includes DEMOCRACY. He is good for a total of only 3-letters at a time. But not once has he ever convened that “enemy” title with respect to Putin or Kim Jong. Something wrong with this picture? OK, my conspiracy calls out Melania as a Putin Spy and the reason the Moron is in bed with…himself. The bottom-line, this nation will not cannot remain a DEMOCRACY with such wealth inequality and disparity wherein “Trust Funded Babies” never have to work a day in a life and the only thing that job they hold at the gym means - nothing for “Made in America”. But who cares, as “Made in America” is no longer something to be proud upon, unless one is talking that “made” as in a whore getting to free-load a ride-along and Putin and the others getting a fair share of our “Freedom”. Remember, “Freedom” is “For Sale” and the highest bidder doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your heritage as when a fire sale hits, cut-throating is based on a doom and gloom and wherein WMD means Whores, Morons and Dough-raid-me. Maybe it is time for another “Jack Marler Revolution” wherein “precedence was set” in the Federal courts that a viable excuse to pay no taxation is the defense of “No Taxation without Representation”. Wow, it’s been figured out as if you bend over to Putin, or bend over to Kim Jong and argue they are your leaders and you get no satisfaction in their “Representation” then why pay a fair share of taxes and maybe this is why the wealthy pay no such taxes! Their secret-admirer kept “Secret”! See, if I have a GPS coordinate somewhere in the middle of the ocean and outside the 3-mile island limit and claim ownership that property through “squatters rights” and have “No Representation” this domicile with a smile, then why pay taxes and just be free to hide it all away for my “Trust Fund Babies” and for generations to come Uncle Sam gets robed. It is that simple, why many wealthy pay no taxes, based on a land-mark decision which compromised “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in “Fair Share Taxation” many moons ago and being used to…I am calling my tax preparer! In fact, the hell with that honest son-of-a-bitch it’s time to call Egor and ask this Rusky to use the Trump Tax Code to prepare my returns! Rich again.

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Killing Fields - Screech Howls


Once again, the serenity of the new day highlighted by hangover moon-shadows at dawn’s approach invites the trials and tribulations of the “Killing Fields”. See, we don’t instill “respect” with respect to teaching our kids the value of respect in hunting. Yes, dressing up in dragnet in a Cabela’s costume to outwit the wild along with mini-might shotguns, hitting the rice patties during a Saturday morning outing - no girls allowed. As I sip my morning coffee, it is the day after that finds reason to believe that killing of innocent flyovers has nothing to do with respect due respect what was once an effect of that cause, but for a carryover of the “mental mindset” that disengages reality. See, it is fall and the rice fields already invaded of the “paying” crop finds a feeding frensy “hunting” grounds for the geese returning from up North, many flying south from Alaska after feeding for months in the midnight sun fire-weed fields outside of Fairbanks and along the Yukon River. A long journey and these rice patty retreats offer up for grabs a safe haven until dawn, when the blast away ricochet shaves away the quiet of the early morning mystique. A constant barrage of shoot at anything that flies by, no selective harvesting, just a mean-spirited way to get the thrill of shooting off releasing social anger. That is what wannabe “Elmer Hunter” dads are teaching their kids. And with that kind of foolishness, the retrieval of the injured and dead is a small percentage of what has fallen victim to this assassination, as it is not the hunting sensation but the killing fascination.  A “bang” and the sky is falling! And the waste not want wanton waste laws, it used to be a law but in today’s don’t give a rat’s ass about “respect”, merely an out-of-site out-of-mine mind ritual of behavior unbecoming a true-grit American. I used to hunt, no more as I left that ambition behind when I migrated south from Alaska. Oh, also to mention the fuzz took away my guns. See, I worked for this guy that maintained a “bullet to the head” hiring and firing personality and down Californicate way, there exists some strange rules of the road with that employer and employee relationship - basically if you are the bread winner you are fucked. And this guy made it well off, because of that Section 8A benefit, wherein “Big Corporations” hire these 2-bit outfits to meet that government “quota” so the “Big Guys” can bargain in good faith lucrative government contracts. See, I was at a project for this guy and one of his miscalculating miniscule brain engineers logged into the site from a remote location - his bedroom - and decided he needed some 4th of July fireworks and started energizing equipment that had a nameplate rating of 12000-volts and another guy was almost killed. And since I was the only one on board, I received the “bullet to the head” and was terminated and in California you can be “terminated” for nothing. So before I was given the “Notice of Termination” I arrive home to the airport and can’t get my car out of hock, because the guy pulled my credentials and I almost got arrested for trying to use a company credit card that had been cancelled. Out of work and denied “unemployment” benefits because the jerk said I quit, with nothing better to do with my spare time I kept re-applying for my “old” job which upset his big tattoo-titted Botox wife and then the jerk’s lawyer convinced a judge without a jury that was the reason the wife’s caked on makeup kept falling off and I was slapped with a “Restraining Order”. See, in California the courts give out “Protection Orders” easier then taking candy from a baby. So that “restraint” places your guns in jeopardy. To be perfectly clear, I don’t need guns! Anyway, on the issue upon waste of wild game just to blast away the peace, quiet, dignity and sanctuary of a species that was just trying to rest after a long journey home, I was the friend of an Athabaskan up in Alaska. When the fishing was good, which was all the time in and around Valdez until Charles Hamel diverted the EXXON Valdez hard aground into “Bligh Reef”…anyway Gwich’in Frank would retrieve all the salmon heads and tails being discarded by the “Great White Hunters” and make a delicatessen like staple called “stink-head”. OK, the name is a turnoff, but close your eyes hold your nose, the taste is a godsend and it is a magic “aphrodisiac”. Hey, native Americans had many secrets that were never passed on to the “White Man” because we reneged on diplomacy and no different then how “hunting” has been tarnished by this 2nd Amendment “madness”!  Rape is rape, the problem we are teaching that bad habit way to early with our youngsters! Look, nobody is going to take away that gun…think twice as Donald Jong-Thong Trump can call to duty that “Well Regulated Militia” with a single phone call from Vladismear Putin. Anyway, on Sunday morning it is when the fallout of the “hunt” disturbs, the smell of powder by this time vaporized - but it is when the injured, when the orphaned try to comprehend what the hell is going on. Like being defeathered by muzzle blasts and flying to safety no longer the preferential retreat now in the crosshairs of harm’s way. When brothers of the winged and sisters of the winged are no longer part of the flock’s once healthy headcount, when the worried and disgruntled goes about looking for their once winged relatives and it is no longer a happy song. Floaters? No not human turds but dead bodies in the abyss. A sad song it is, not like is heard when the mighty flocks “V-line” it in a mighty procession in grandeur. IMAGINE, so excited after such a long journey only to me mowed down in a “Tommy Gun” ambush fashion with that dad yelling at the young lad “dam it pull that trigger don’t wait to see the white of their…” Look, hunting is and will always be a “Great American” pastime and not a sport mind you, but the respect as I learned all about it in my youth engaged in camouflage in the fields of Maine, it’s gone as that respect was hijacked by the NRA and other outdoor comedians that displays hunting only as a means to support the 2nd Amendment. The sad thing, where in hell does that “Right” ever talk about a “hunting right”? It doesn’t and that is why the “Killing Fields” of today finds a despicable following as to “Kill” just to “Kill” to show-off respect for a “right” over the respect for a creature of the Creator, it is not an American heritage but an American betrayal and the skies filled with the cry of the wild, not the call of the wild. The NRA sucks, but what do you expect with once a “Turncoat” at the helm that this once iconic American stood for, that Oliver North. See, Oliver got himself in trouble and was hit with a “16 felony” indictment. Even though those charges were dropped due something and for some reason still not understood today with a modern non-corrupt “judicial system”…look it is all about respect. If I have a felony of record, if I committed a felony, I cannot own a gun, I cannot hunt with powder and I cannot run for a seat in Congress. Oliver knew he was guilty, that’s my point and when he became the NRA boss, it was out of disrespect and time to tear-up that membership - as guilty by association was not my preference. So what, as RESPECT is but for a suggestion only and we teach our kids that committing crimes is OK and the odds are that if you are not a minority, then you may find that “Get Out of Jail Free” card for the most heinous of crimes including letting baby geese die in pain, just to enjoy that pain controlled by that “happy” trigger and it is no different then the shrapnel of an 8A abuser. We are surrounded by filth and the “Killing Fields” advertising an “Open for Business” sign “Trespassers Welcome” and instead of the screech of owls more like howls of a death grip because too many think that is “Free Speech” and mind you the 1st before the 2nd finds grounds for the “bullet” silencing the “Right to Behave”!

S. Pam McGee - General Cogsel of the Lousy Hat Solidarity Party

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Be Nice to Our Homeless Week


This Train, Bound for...



Little Shady?


That judge and the jury, they took their stand
The judge had the papers in his right hand
Forty six days and forty six nights
Forty six years to wear the ball and the stripes

It’s been exactly 46-days since the “Fucking Moron” was attacked by “This Machine Kills Fascism”, in due respect to the date we honor the passing of America’s Greatest of Patriotic Heroes - that be Woody Guthrie. There is enough “evidence” to indict this “Fucking Moron’s” ham hoc-butt lock-grid lock, let alone the sandwich, as today with the “testimony” being released by the Congress due it is that body's royal flush “sworn” duty to not hide the truth of the matter, as hide and seek is a losers proposition. But since that October 3rd, look at what has been discovered and uncovered why this silence of the lame the “Fucking Moron’s cohort disciples in shame. And look how it is unfolding, as we see a weakening of the “Moronic” defense as it is now a game of “Russian Roulette”, your turn and many hoping the bang-for-the-fuck-buck will be heard when that Sondland sounds off a lie once again thinking the “Fucking Moron” can pardon a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the groin. Hear about that guy that almost died due a “Nile Virus” adapted to swimming crawled up his penis, talk about an inside job and that is what we have front and center of attention with this piece of scat in the Oval Office. For sure, once this brat and his Russian Spy lover get evicted, we will have to burn down the “White House”, as the germs…and on the Sunday “hawk your goods”, it appears the GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus ordained by Jim Jordan is also preparing for a castration, and starting to bend over and accept the fact that what the “Fucking Moron” planned was NOT OK. And when we see that kind of weakness that is starting to signal an abandonment, an escape, the “Fucking Moron” is doomed. It goes to show, to prove that age old saying you get what you paid for. See, Sondland could not have been in a position of such power to pass on the political syphilis of a butt-fucking relationship, not until he paid Trump a $million$ bucks to honorably bend over for that MAGA dildo - without lubrication. Pay to play, at Democracy’s expense and guess what Moron, two can play that game!

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General Cogsel of the Lousy Hat Solidarity Party




We the People Today


Has the time come of age wherein “We the People” in “We the People Patriots” sit down and debate to gavel “for crying out loud” what the United States Congress is supposed to be about? I am talking a peaceful resolution Revolution, an EXODUS of the People away from what appears to be political constipation. Our Founding Fathers did the same some 243-years gone bye-bye by now and set in place a responsible representative body designed to legislate “law abiding and abetting” camaraderie according to the U.S. Constitution - in that Liberty and Justice for all! But the “Constitution” is a “living document” which means as time goes by, that may necessitate changing our minds this guiding light and its principles, as the Fathers are long gone by now and left it up to us to mind our manners. And things were different back then, so YES we need a “time-out” to consider changes that which accommodates “the times they are a changin’”…Thank You Bob Dylan. First and foremost, a little bit of history as to why a new chapter, a re-write, a revision may be today necessary so that future generations can look back at “our times” and see that we cared and did not get complacent with ways and means outdated. And when we look at how the U.S. Constitution is today being castrated, still being defined in the current times the State of the Union in a mess with this State of the Eunuch, we owe it to ourselves and future generations to tackle this “patriotic duty” without further delay. Yes “mess” as an “Impeachment” is an ugly stain on Democracy. It’s like Putin declaring WAR without firing a single shot! We should never get in a position that warrants this tool-of-disposal and when the going gets tough, those that caused this “mess” in the first place should respectfully resign. When I heard today that Trump was at Walter Reed, an unscheduled medical visit, I hoped he would find the same bad news as did gangster Al Capone - syphilis in the paresis stage with no cure time to quit the job and fire up that bucket list. When we have an unqualified “Fucking Moron” in the White House that has an AG that is a bonafide Trump “Wigger” and a yellow-bellied-coward horde of whore-lords loose Pence and Mulvaney “Turncoat” cannons, we are doomed. We don’t have to sell out to Putin, as our souls are being forfeited away like a “fire sale” bargain basement giveaway! OK, not right to place all the blame on a “Moron” as we can all be in agreement that Bill and Hillary Clinton single handedly ruined “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” Democracy. OK, they had a little help from a Congress that tried to make legislation that circumcised “stalemating” with “term limits”, we were so damn close. Then when that Congress saw some “mighty thin stew”, well any “limits” affecting their well-being evaporated. Look, today Congress has a manhood smaller then the penis of a bed bug - if that were not a true statement, how come the Oval Office is still inhabited by a vagrant that has a lover that is a Russian spy? The fault is with the Congress, get over it as the President has very little power, when compared to what the Congress has by virtue the Founding Fathers mandate of who gets the power gavel. Look, with this “Impeachment” and the fact that the “Misguided Moscow Mitch” will dismiss any attempt to “remove the turd from the Oval Office”, don’t worry as House Speaker Pelosi can shut the lights off in the White House and if Melanomia - the Russian Spy - can no longer play tennis at her “Private” East Wing court, she will leave town and hopefully the “Moron” will follow the trail of scat. OK, we can no longer maintain the Founding Fathers “vision” with such a “Grand Standing Canyon” gap in the Congress by virtue the “qualified voters” in divide what side are you on, as the question arises - who owns the “Militia” as guaranteed under the 2nd Amendment? That is today a more important issue then whether or not a sitting U.S. President can remain a free-loader living above the law-abiding citizen Cane and “Murder She Wrote” acceptable because of “family member” privileges - the Russian Spy! Still with me, maybe then it is time to change the seating plan of Congress. See, it is too damn easy this target a recipe for disaster, this “whose side of the isle” gets the latrine duty. This “divide”, an excuse for all things considered going wrong - don’t blame me I hear coming from the “Halls of Congress”. And even if nothing accomplished, they still get paid a handsome income - so do they really care if they cannot get anything accomplished due this divide? Vote NO if a “True American” and…the sentiment we must wait and vote them out vote them in for change, that’s like saying rape is OK as long as a doctor is nearby for when one of Jeffrey Epstein’s kids comes too after sex torturing. How come Bill Clinton found such a close friendship with this perverted maggot? Now history tries hard to tell it the way it is or was. When the Bush boys ransacked the Oval Office and left Obama with an economy in a nosedive, I mean let’s plan a mess and blame the mess on the new kid on the block, a “black guy” as Cheney wanted a hanging to entertain his retirement party. Well Barack was smart and engaged in rebuilding that economy with the “American Recovery & Reinvestment Act”, an over-night success and the reason we saw very little “White Supremacy” come out of the wood-work to attack the “Black Man”. Look, gainful employment is what keeps people at bay, happy all successful in that “Life, Liberty and pursuit of Happiness”. Look, we had a “black man” in the White House for 8-years, if ever there was to come a time of an enthusiasm orgasm for lynching, it would have been then with the Confederate Deliverance alive and well again and look “thum there black people”. Barack Obama did this Nation well and probably the “Last of the Greats in a U.S. Presidency” category, as look at what we have today boldly going where no president has gone astray before in ignoring Miss Liberty! Now the momentum of that “Recovery Act”, well it is still going strong today. OK, a little Phineas J. Whoopee “Science 101 for No-Brainers”. See, momentum is a very unique thing, as you cannot just place the brakes on “full force” right this second to stop things, like the Pelosi 233 “Impeachment” Locomotive, it doesn’t work. As an example, any idea why we do not see the “brown outs” of old, like back in the late 50s? When starched collar dads returned home from a long day at the office, turned on the TV at the same time mom was using her Betty Crocker blender to make muffins the smell of burning motor windings was common place, because the “all of a sudden load” caused the Edison frequency to droop, then lawyers started getting rich and class was lost in society with class actions. Well electrical engineers went smart and realized that the rotating equipment that made electricity - the power generating turbines no different then that engine hanging off the wing of a 737 - well these beasts are made from a whole bunch of machined cold-rolled steel, so a whole lot of dead-weight it takes a whole lot of fuel in combustion to get the reaction turbine blades spinning and therein the advantage, as these machines with a generator placed at strategic locations on the “grid”, we live comfortable. It is the momentum, the inertia of that spinning “reserve” mass that creates a buffer and all is well as the ups and downs finds relief. The biggest problem with the “grid” today is the inclusion of “solar” as that commodity does not pack the wallop of “inertia” and the reason that power source has slowed down as beneficial to the “grid” and the environment, until such time a “battery storage” is developed so that a “fake” inertia can be part of the solar infrastructure. So that is what I am getting at, the engineers used a weakness to their advantage and redesigned the grid and used this “momentum” to theirs and our  advantage to smooth out changes in the loads of shifting responsibilities, people heading home from work after a long day at the office time to energize the neighborhoods. And with solar, it is great stuff just need to change a few things here and there and in time it will be a major contributor to the “grid” stability. But change, it happens and we must be prepared to meet the demands and expectations of how that change affects things like the “grid”, no different with the Constitution. That is what I am getting at with Congress. Oh forgot to mention, that momentum is what keeps the economy still going strong, it was the seed planted by Obama and is still fueling the economy today. I just talked to a guy that received a contract under the “Recovery” back in 2008 for upgrading the “communications network” from sea to shining sea with fiber optic capabilities every nook’n cranny for nookie granny and his work continues on for another 5-years - the money honey already earmarked by the 110th Congress. That was six call-to-order gavels ago! He has a crew of 800-workers all gainfully employed and wears that MAGA hat comfortably! And that Obama “momentum” is what allowed Trump to give his buddies a “tax break”, as the “Moron” was smart enough to listen to Mnuchin that now was the time to sign and seal the “tax break” as the economy was good and that momentum is still going strong, thanks to Obama. Steal away while the stealing is healing! Anyway, like the engineers figured out a ways and means to take advantage of what was once considered a weakness with the “grid” and harnessed that rotating inertia as a gain, is it time to look at the weakness in the United States Congress and make change that affords a better representation “For the People”. And like Pelosi having the power to “turn the lights down low” in Melania’s boudoir douchebag tennis court, we are the purse-strings of Congress! See, the divide is what makes or breaks advancements and we have come of age that any “bipartisan” relationship is but for a wish, it’s gone forevermore like it came to be a “death wish”. The last inning of a “Once Great Congress” started when some idiot yelled out at Obama “You Lied” and instead of a hanging this “Turncoat”, we let it slide and it has gone down-hill since then - after way too many years of abuse by this Congress based on a lousy relationship with the constituency that being “We the People” all political denominations or if you prefer, demoninations! Now if we take the 100-seat Senate and the approximately 433-seat House, what if those bodies are evenly divided between Democracy and the “Republic for which it stands”. One side of the isle of right one half of the seats represents Democracy - ok the Democratic citizens in good standing. And the other side represents that Republic - ok the Republican citizens also in good standing. See, we are all in this “together” again! Independents can run for either seats as we are now equal, no matter what side of the isle one takes pity upon. Then regardless of the “qualified voter” and “thou vote”, as that isle ownership comes and goes so let’s reserve those seats, and in the meantime never any gridlock and a Commander-in-Chief in the middle, doing exactly as the Constitution begs - NOTHING unless we come under attack by a foreign adversary named Putin. Equal footing, your concerns and my concerns of equal value, and with that such a divide rests its case, as under the “Founding Fathers” such a “divide” meant failure and if we do not demand some sort of demonstrable stability as the divide is here to stay, the foundation of the Constitution weakens away to NOTHING! Yes, it is time for this EXODUS away from the ways and means of old, this “peaceful resolution” Revolution as the future is here and we owe it to the Fathers, to our Sons and Daughters and future generations to make sure the Constitution does not become a book end with all pages left intentionally blank.

S. Pam McGee
General Cogsel of the Lousy Hat Solidarity Party

Saturday, November 16, 2019

Battle Hymn FOR the Republic


Dear Honorable Patriot Denny Heck
United States Congress
House of Representatives

Our Founding Fathers would have stood proud and strong in a Patriotic “Hear Ye, Hear Ye”, having had the fortunate son opportunity witnessing your speech the other day, one “heck” of a statesman you are. When you went out of your way in honoring the Patriotism and dedication of Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, an American that faced abandonment and punishment by the Donald Jong-Thong Trump White House in a fire and fury attack upon her credibility, an attack on her Patriotism with sworn duty to protect “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. It was an emotional recital of what our Founders fort for, and it brings a tear to Miss Liberty, a good tear not one of sadness, but the fact “our flag was still there”. Sir, I salute you!

S. Pam McGee
General Cogsel of the Lousy Hat Solidarity Party ~ UNION made by and for “the REPUBLIC for which it stands” sweat.






Friday, November 15, 2019

Monday, November 11, 2019

Kid Pro Ho

~ Translation ~
Trump English: Quid Pro Quo
Putin Russian: Dunce Cap missing the cap!


"No Underwear Party"

Dear Dad - My ARMY Hero


Dear dad, it has come to pass that you get to enjoy my salute both days in honor our Veterans. I salute you once again this same year, on this Veterans Day 2019. I saluted you on Memorial Day past, as you always honored that day for your fallen fellow-worriers that didn’t come home and today you are, in passing, my fallen worrier. You fort the battle to defend “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in Democracy to the end zone in celebration of “Life, Liberty and that pursuit to Happiness”. It was you and mom that instilled the latter three “guiding light” principals, in honor the definition of “Democracy” in a “Republic for which it stands" as you stood so strong throughout the years during change. Teary eyed I get, as your ending last wish with those last Patriotic breaths, you wanted to find ma and go dancing. So deserving, a true soldier ATTENTION! Yes, mom is waiting in the Heaven above for that “Last Waltz” I hope lasts throughout infinity. That is one of my fondest memories in youth, how you and mom danced hand and hand, to those big band sounds that blasted away your return from the WARS - how we honored such valor for those that went abroad to fight for our Founding Fathers “Democracy” upon which this “Republic” was founded. Funny, how “Democracy” finds its roots in the “Democrat” sense and the “Republic”…get the point - we are, we cannot be a divided nation, it just doesn’t work. The other thing I remember so well, how you and mom voiced agreement with the Democratic policy makers for so many, many years. That the republicans were only in it for themselves - for the money at everyone else’s expense. You passed away before the going got rough for Donald Trump, as today he faces a maddening crowd in favor of throwing him and his impeachable wife out of the White House. It is a disgrace upon this once Great Nation - the one you fort for and Trump thought a rain check a better hide and seek choice then a "uniform" - yet they voted for him? All good things come to an end, let’s hope not what the Founders’ gave us. Towards the end of your life, I finally asked you that question that was burning away the midnight oil as I stayed awake trying to reckon your reasoning, of why you decided after many presidential elections with the Democratic ticket in hand you went in favor of Trump, in the 2016 election. It would no doubt be the last presidential race that would honor “thou vote", as your health was diminishing, so this was it! After Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton and Obama you were winning the game! See, your reason for side-stepping that dedication to the Democratic party was straight forward and simple, and it was not a dereliction of duty. You said that people would never get behind the 8-ball to support a Donald Trump in such a leadership role, as a confident and or bonafide U.S. President. You were not a Trump fan by any stretch of one’s imagination, but you cast a vote for that party - a change of heart what had been your mainstay choice of governance for so many years as a Patriotic New Englander. I remember the day we watched as John F. Kennedy was buried, I could see flashbacks of your war memories in the ditches under fire and sweating bullets, as mom cooked diner over a hot stove. I could see that “memory” even though no longer in uniform, that the “Well Regulated Militia” had been re-activated in your thoughts, we were under attack. But today, I honor your reasoning of why you voted for Donald Trump, maybe in reasoning a “lessons learned” qualifier. When I finally had the guts to ask you point-blank why you abandoned the Democratic party, you reiterated that what makes America Great was the fact no matter what form of government gets in control of the White House for this “Republic for which we stand” that we all must get behind that leader, for good or for bad like a marriage “I do, until death do us part”. You did the same with “Ike” and with Bush senior, not by your vote cast in another direction their way, but after the inauguration. This support is paramount a strong nation “indivisible” the rest of the world can see. Else we are a divided nation and our Founding Fathers warned us about such a divide as it spells “failure”. So you decided to side with Trump, based on your passion to get behind a Commander-in-Chief early on, one that would lack such support and what does that say for our nation - when “We the People” cannot get behind the individual we call our leader. That “Indivisible” turns to mush and becomes “Divisible” and like Woody Guthrie taught me; “Mighty thin stew”! Your reasoning, this Donald Trump is still our leader even if we voted for the opposing party - we must get behind this man no matter what - hard to swallow, but as “qualified voters”, we should realize we will get another chance down the road if dissatisfied. And instead of fighting, hey didn’t we learn it all in kindergarten, to play nice? But you went on to explain why this was so, your choice to support a man who today faces “Impeachment”. Trump lives a life wherein he wants to be considered in fame, he wants to be liked and when people except him - regardless of our true-to-life feelings and political beliefs - then we control him. I think you were right, and had we gotten behind him early on his career in the Oval Office, maybe he would have compromised with the Democratic House and a Republican Senate, as a leader that promotes a bipartisan agenda good for all. We did not give Trump that benefit early on, I cannot say you were right but it makes common denominator sense, as how often do we disagree with the boss at work but to keep the company solvent, we go out of our way to do our jobs to the best of our abilities even if the boss does nothing but sit around the office and harass the secretaries. And today because of our stubbornness, we are on a crash course with destiny. So thanks for teaching me something of value when you rested so peacefully on that last bed of life, comfortable in knowing that you voted for the right individual thinking that one lonely vote here, one vote lonely vote there, maybe there was hope - we may never know if your reasoning would have worked as we did not “give peace a chance”. In hindsight, I bet it would have worked, as Trump is no fool when it comes to realizing what it takes for the citizens to smile and cheer instead of the booing. We had the opportunity to control Donald Trump, but instead of circumcising the political divide overshadowing our Democracy, we have instead demonstrated disdain for the Constitution and its merits in Democracy. I salute you dad, and sorry if we may have let you down being so selfish a party agenda that cannot work in “divide” and maybe we should have taken your word, that the Commander-in-Chief has the power to force a bipartisan agenda to stay in favor, to stay in grace those that voted for the other side. We are our own worst enemy, and how does a military man fight that? By firing the last shot effectively like you did with that last vote, against the enemy of the people as we are all accomplices in this mess. Rest in peace, no! Enjoy that dancing with your star, our mother and I SALUTE you for the rest of my life as a True Worrier. Your Son Mick.

Benedict Arnold 11/11/2019


Saturday, November 9, 2019

Yeah...That's Strauss!


Friday, November 8, 2019

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

It’s MARLER Time


Skidmarks: The State of Alaska bailed out this nation back in the 70’s, by easing up the burden besieging us through the Arab Oil embargo, through the “said it couldn’t be done” building of the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline. And does Alaska have another golden opportunity to help this nation out of another dilemma, one not associated with energy but in polluted politics?

Have it your way, where’s the beef “State of the Union” or “State of the Eunuch”? Hold the mayo and pickles, “Commander-in-Chief” or “Commander-in-Thief”? Evidence enough to indict that “ham sandwich” until extinction, yet there appears to be a need for a Roto-Rooter toilet plunger in Congress as why is it taking so damn long to purge the Fucking Moron out of the Oval Office? Squaters rights, as this Fucking Moron collects not a salary, so doesn’t have to pay attention to the White House game as the only game of compassion the 45th finds time with is golf and cheating…that’s the point, he is doing nothing wrong except proving to the “qualified voters” that maybe we no longer need a “President”! He is immune from prostration castration due the fact he doesn’t do anything - it’s a moot point. At the same time the “Yellow-Bellied-Bullied” taking sides 116th Congress, those GOP “Turncoats” that keep paying their dues to the “Moscow Mitch Treason Organization” roadblocks all righteousness attempts by competent representatives to at least try to solve this mess. And I thought the New England Patriots lead by Sam Adams destroyed the Benedict Arnold society following the “Civil War”! I don’t like this IMPEACHMENT because it is costing the U.S. Taxpayers dearly, and many of us will be departed - maybe deported - before it is all said and done “We the People” are not getting our money’s worth. So far it’s been a circus-circle jerk, and it will get worse before better - do we just sit around like limp-dicks and complain about it all or do we revolt? And get over it, the “Ukraine Transcript” whistleblower, it’s Senator Ron Johnson! See, he shit on his own pillow and he is hoping that Pelosi’s House of Ill-Refute is open for a free lunch. But no matter what side of the isle you pee on to distain our Founding Fathers in efforts to detain DEMOCRACY, we are a “Divided Nation” and “Hear Ye, Hear Ye join hand in hand brave Americans all. By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.” That is a quote from the Founding Fathers, way back when and we are letting them down - what did they fight for? And with the “qualified voters” taking sides in this un-precedented “polarity” for or against the removal of Donald Jong-Thong Trump, we have come to a crossroads of “doom”. We are in a Revolution, ask yourself this all-important question right now today; “What Militia do you side with?” The “Great Divided Nation” confronts the next generation, as this is just not a Tricky Dick Nixon or a Perverted Bill Sex-Capades, this is the Real McCoy as in the “Hatfield and McCoy” feud. The nexus of this “Impeachment” is the very fact he U.S. Constitution is under attack by a President that believes he has the power of a King. He is not a “President”, get over it, that is why the immunity “Trump” card is today setting him free home alone in the White House. This is NOT just about Donald Jong-Thong Trump, it is about how this Revolution will dictate the future of the Oval Office. Jong-Thong? According to reliable sources Donald wears a thong that was a gift from Kim Jong dUNg. OK, is the glass of DEMOCRACY half full or half empty? No matter what, the outcome will not offer a civil Union and this divide is the fault of the United States Congress. Trump is just a guinea pig in a cesspool swamp who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about nothing except hiding Barron away for safekeeping. So what do “We the People Divided” do? It’s MARLER Time. Look, we can no longer rely on a non-bipartisan assembly in the Halls of Congress to uphold what the Founding Fathers gave us. For our children’s sake, we must “tear down the walls” of this bureaucracy before it is too damn late. “Total destruction, the only solution” of the ways and means upon which our Congress survives, the power of the people to keep giving our hardon earned income to the U.S. Treasury - haven’t you heard it’s under attack? Look, the Fucking Moron was using a “military aid carrot” for his own personal benefit - that’s our money he is gambling with - what right allows that kind of…it’s Highway Robbery 101 because his butt-fucking buddies found the keys to that Mnuchin bank. Look, we can have it our way and demand retribution and take over this mess until such time Congress comes to its senses and starts behaving in a way that benefits us all - it’s called a bipartisan relationship and that representative body cannot work without such an even Stephen compromise. Now back in 1956, a landmark Federal Court decision set precedence that has for many years remained dormant, and the courts have a love and hate relationship with this “precedence set” as to go against the grain of how things have come to be with the laws under the Constitution’s jurisdiction sealed by a court order, well this precedence set is the key to our survival. See, back in 56 a senior agent of the IRS found himself defending against prosecution - jail time - before the Federal Court in Fairbanks, Alaska - when Alaska was not yet the 49er through the Alaska Statehood Act. Yes an agent of the very agency that collects taxes and can place ”procrastinators” in jail was before a competent jury of peers and being prosecuted by Theodore Fulton Stevens, who would become a long-time U.S. Senator after a failed attempt to send Jack to the slammer, for refusing to pay taxes based on a very common denominator that being “No Taxation without Representation”. Jack won by a unanimous jury verdict, Uncle Sam lost and it was a very simple “Test Case”, if you can prove “No Representation” then you may have the legal right to STOP paying your hard-earned income to the U.S. Treasury. That is where we are at, as when a sitting President can use “military aid” for his own political advancements, to use already approved Congressional earmarks in an “obey or delay” hostage taking tactic upon another world leader all in efforts to benefit his own goals, those that have Patriotically forfeited respect for the Fucking Moron, well thank you Jack Marler as it is MARLER Time. This is our “Ammunition” against the swamp, that cesspool that has taken over our Founding Fathers DEMOCRACY, as that “Life, Liberty and pursuit in Happiness” is being forfeited, and for real we are paying for this abuse upon “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”? The Founding Fathers today stand proud upon what Jack Marler taught us, and today that “No Taxation without Representation” has come of age for all of us to exert in efforts to condone our dissatisfaction with this “Do Nothing Congress” and a “Fucking Moron” destroying the Presidency. The hand that feeds? Next time you wipe your ass you’ll know what I’m talking about as “We the People” are the bloodline for the Congress and its continued partisan Shenanigans. We are the fuel and like that Arab embargo, get the point! And here is my ending take on this “legal option” at each and every U.S. Taxpayers disposal, this power of the “precedence set” to say “No Way to Taxation” when Representation is AWOL sea to shining sea. Maybe, just maybe this is what Donald Jong-Thong Trump has been using all along, the Marler strategy and the reason he is afraid to show us his tax returns.





Yellow-Bullied Mark Meadows



Pence Calls for IMPEACHMENT


BENEDICT ARNOLD 11/06/2019


Monday, November 4, 2019