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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Monday, October 28, 2019

White House Leak




White House Release: Leaked picture of one of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s children mauled by “U.S. Military Dog” during raid on ISIS compound in Syria - I, Donald Jong-Thong Trump as acting “Eunuch-in-Chief, approve this mauling

Note: World Leaders consider “WAR CRIMES” charge against the U.S. for this mauling of innocent children.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Trump's Victory Lap?


WAR CRIMES UPDATE - Day 1010


My President sang Amazing Grace. My “Commander-in-Chief” used “Military Men” to defend this Great Nation. Thank You Barack Obama.

Your president sang “Stugotsamortice”. Your “Eunuch-in-Chief” used dogs to defend this ONCE Great Nation.

The attack in Syria, authorized by Donald Jong-Thong Trump, it directed attacks against civilian kids by military dogs trained to maul-to-death and that is a WAR CRIME!

It is time for World Leaders to hold Donald Jong-Thong Trump accountable for a Peyronie’s DICKtatorship.



Thursday, October 24, 2019

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Nightmare - Queen Melania


What if, what if excruciating pain and suffering when Donald Jong-Thong Trump is impeached and gets that eviction notice to vacate the White House, what will “I Don’t Care Do U” Melania do? OK, she could file for a “Protective Restraining Order” against the Fucking Moron and claim that her only safe harbor with son Barron is the White House. So, that means she could remain a resident of the White House for Queenever!

Lie in State?

With all undue dis-respect, the Fucking Moron - aka Donald Jong-Thong Trump - pays tribute in words to the Honorable American Patriot Elijah Cummings: “All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here - a lynching.” Look Americans, those that are included within the 50% of Patriotic Americans “We the People” that believe this Fucking Moron should be evicted from the White House and given a one-way ticket to Russia with his Putin Spy wife…that comment was crafted to dishonor Elijah Cummings. That is how a “Moron” with a Fascist like "mindset" thinks out loud. and was so designed to disgrace the "Black Man" and disgrace our Founding Fathers "Democracy" and foster another era of "Beach Haven" segregation, on the day before Elijah Cummings was due to "Lie in State" in the "Halls of Congress". This was the Fucking Moron's blessing for "Black Kids on Mopeds" on day 1005 of the Constitutional Crisis!

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Bed Bugs v. Jong-Thong


Give Me An “M”! What’s in a name…What’s in a word…What’s in a phrase? Sidetrack, that Jong-Thong in the title defines the “love affair” between Donald Jong Trump and Kim Jong dUNg, that too-close-for-comfort relationship between these two World Whore Leaders - akin like how a “thong” clings to the from-under orifice fluids. For real, White House mailman said North Korean Kim the “Murderer” sent a Savage X Fenty “thong” to the “1600 Pennsylvania Avenue House” and Melania refused to wear it, so Donald keeps it company - behind the Oval Office closed door. And the Bed Bugs…what’s in store bed sores how Democracy retaliates when a Congress is MIA. Since the “Constituent Constitutionality” of the U.S. Congress is now constipated with this Moscow “all roads lead to Putin” Mitch Confederate senate in sabotage and the “House” under the influence of the GOP Femdom Freedom caucus, it appears only “bugs” can dig US out of this rut - aka “Great Divide”. What I learned in kindergarten: “Divided we fail, divided we fall”. So what’s with this capital letter this give more then an inch give me an “M”? It takes two to tango! Take for instance the U.S. Constitution wherein the capitalized “Militia” is found in but for two all-important deliberations with an inherent debilitation: “A Well Regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” See, that right to bear arms, it is by virtue this “Well Regulated Militia”. So what, as what does it mean let’s be for real. It means a whole lot as a few doors down the Halls of Congress under Article II, Section 2 it states: “The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States.” So that capital “M” finds association with a significance, between the power of the President and the “Well Regulated Militia”, wherein all able-bodied Americans that own guns by virtue of the 2nd Amendment Right have a duty to the Commander-in-Chief! So when the Fucking Moron blows a fuse and calls to duty that Militia, of the 390-million guns sea-to-shining-sea in get ready…aim, 46% will be turned on “We the People” and 54% AWOL Patriots giving the Fucking Moron the middle finger salute will turn their sights against the “Turncoats”. WAR? The REVOLUTION will be televised! And when the wind blows, the Tower will fall, down will come Donny war-whores and all! Democracy will be restored and the 2nd Amendment will live on. Maybe! See, when Bernie Sanders and his TBA “Lady Gaga VP” get sworn in on the next inaugural January 20th, after the 2020 election results are in, Donald Jong-Thong Trump will not voluntarily vacate the White House and will call to duty that “Militia”. See, this stubbornness to mutiny not due the fact that the majority of “qualified voters” decided upon  a new leader bent on Socialistic Democracy better then a Beach Haven Fascism, but Trump will not give up due the fact he will not leave behind in that “House” his only legacy. I am talking the Melania Trump White House Tennis Court - which is being built as we speak during trying times with this “Impeachment”. Yes, Melania has nothing better to do then campaign for private funds to build her very own White House “Private Tennis Court”, because “Get Over It, I Don’t Care Do U?” is what the Fucking Moron Trump Tower is all about. And that “Green Lantern Light” you see at the front door of the White House, it means the OK for the Arab-Syrian refugees to move back into Syria, all 3.6-million and that means displacement of the Kurds, families with kids, and only “ethnic cleansing” will allow that gamble. And why should Melania not care, because it is tennis time. “We the People” should demand a petition to retract Melania’s “citizenship” and send her packing back to Slavenia until such time she understands what “We the People” are all about and I would bet she was never required to be sworn to that right with an understanding of what it means; “that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.”

Hunter v. Rachal Maddcow


So Hunter Biden, legitimate son of the honorable 47th U.S. Vice President Joe Biden under the decency Presidency of Barack Obama, sonny boy Biden found himself a lucrative job as a consultant for a Ukrainian energy company. Not too shabby doggy-style this bend-thum-over employment enjoyment, especially with zero experience Joe’s kid had with this sector that holds hostage the world’s economy. Imagine, being paid a handsome $80000 each month. Hey, not bad when the yearly income for Americans on the average is $65000 a year! And Hunter is being “hunted”, as the media both sides of the isle-of-right are chastising this opportunity to become rich. For real, that means a bonafide $millionaire$ in a single year’s time, rich within the employment probationary period so who gives a damn if “Your Fired”! But at the same time, Rachal Maddcow galivants around the country on her “book tour” and polluting all of her media colleagues’ air-time, pursuing the selling of a waste of print about the world’s “oil and gas” congloomerates - this “Blowout”. And likewise with the Hunter Biden case, zero experience as one look no further then the Alaskan oil patch to checkmate the EXXON game to see wherein the greatest hoodwinking takes place, and all under the watchful eyes and ears of Uncle Sam. The largest and longest protracted litigation, that which is costing the U.S. Taxpayers precious “loot” because it continues on even today and will never be solved, a case that rests itself with the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission and its legal oversight in what is called the Trans-Alaskan-Pipeline Quality Bank. Wherein “Custody Transfer” has nothing to do with separated family kids enjoying shared parental custody. And today, Alaska is shaping the future for “LNG” economics, not for the “benefit of the lower-48 states” but on a global venture perspective that will redefine that commodity and its worth. For real, Alaska plays a very prominent role in the economics of oil and gas, the 49er’s presence and “natural resources” protruding into the world economics when “energy” is the subject matter of interest. Look, Alaska is a state with “Zero” income taxation, gives the residents a yearly bonus that approaches $1000-bucks and since its inception, a grand total payout of $43000 per individual that is of age 37-years old, about half of what Hunter makes in a month. And wait there’s more, as Alaska has a rainy-day portfolio  hovering about around $100-billion and still relies on Uncle Sam “pork” - courtesy of Don Young and Lisa MurCowpiefly - to keep the damn “State Run Amuck” railroad afloat? Half of the “Operating Revenues” for the steel beast of burden comes from the U.S. Taxpayers and it doesn’t even honor half-fare tickets, like is required in the states, sea to shining sea. So why did not Rachal start at home where it matters the most with her “Blowout” and instead of freaking out with the Oklahoma “fracking” and Deep Water Horizon wreck - look oil still lingers about in Prince William’s Sound from the EXXON Valdez crash course some 30-years ago gone bye. See, had Rachal done her book homework research and taken into account the thorn that Alaska is with respect to the World’s Energy status quo, she may have found out that the EXXON Valdez wreck was a planned sabotage, by a guy that found fame and notoriety as this “Gadfly Environmentalist” and went sour-puss because he could not compete with the Tiger. And in Alaska, a pipeline whistleblower would be threatened to be pushed out of a helicopter, in a remote area never to be found - so silence was golden. Any book published that tries to demonstrate the significance of a “Blowout”, or what that means with respect to the oil and gas sector without including Alaska, it is a failure in the making. Sure the Maddcow’s following will swallow up this “Blowout” as gospel, but so does a baby understand the significance of a “Blowout” when that diaper fails. And this week’s Patriot of the Week: Mick Mulvaney for throwing Donald Jong-Thong Trump under the “Impeachment Bus” and that is wherein the Real McCoy “Blowout” finds merit. Rachal, maybe you should retreat back into the “anger cave” and write a new book, call it “Blowhard”!

Friday, October 18, 2019

Trump's Costume


Thursday, October 17, 2019

My Elijah!


Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Let's Make A Deal!


Friday, October 11, 2019

Thursday, October 10, 2019

I Don't Care Do U

                                                                       
Day One
“Green Light” Invasion on Syria

~ WAR Ravaged Families ~

Thank You Honorable, I mean Horrible Donald Trump and Your Highness, I meant You’re Spineless Melania Trump for “I Don’t Care Do U”. Donald, you deserve the Nobel Peace Brain Prize. Oooh, what a stupid man he was…what will the stupid man do today, more stupid as he is the epitome of STUPID. 

“Like EBOLA, nothing can heal him” - Nicole Wallace 10/10/2019 Live

“Impeachment, not necessarily born out of nicety but bored out of necessity” - Sir Stugots Scoregge Nella Tua Testa

"Impeachment?" Hear Ye, Hear Ye 53% of "qualified voters"!

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

State of the EUNUCH - Day 992

Emperor Has No Clothes?
More like this EUnuch has No Balls. Yes, with that “Turncoat” Ambassador of the EU that went afraid of his own “Patriot Shadow” and hid under the bed bugs when it came to appearing before the House of Lords, as EU stands for…See, Donald Jong Trump is “Big Talk” and “No Action”, the epimphany epitome of a “COWARD”. But no-thong new, as we saw that “cow mode” with his stage fright on the WWE alongside Mr. “Fake”, that Vince McMahon, in “Donald meets the Boogeyman”! But with his “we all Tweet in a Twitter subterranean home sick fools”, with the Missing-in-Action-Commander-in-Misfit emphasizing that the Patriotic American Whistleblower that gave us UkraineBait “must apologize to me, it appears the 45th’s last remaining brain cell has vacated the premise and “We the People Hoodwinked” have a Fucking Moron to contend with. It means someone will have to from now on wipe the Moron’s ass and the taxpayers will pay the price. Amazing grace just how far that “I Don’t Care Do U” First Lady-in-Waiting attitude lives on. Yes, as Donald Jong Trump suffers self-inflicted humiliation day-in day-out day-old donuts mind you, Melania is playing tennis. What ever happened to Barron? Of course, he is under the G-Men “Whistleblower Protection Program” because dearest daddy is crazy. If you have an understanding the underlying meaning of the Mobius Strip in its inherent property infinite wisdom to manipulate the truth, then you may understand the Fucking Moron - “What's good is bad, what's bad is good you'll find out when you reach the top you're on the bottom”, as Dylan sang with “Idiot Wind”, whose time has come of age!
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Donald Trump - Survival 101
Many “qualified voters” are asking that same damn question, why has Donald Jong Trump been able to remain, to survive in the Oval Office? Yes, today just in, 58% of Patriotic Americans question the Fucking Moron’s “modus operandi” and are demanding an “Impeachment Inquiry”. So why this survival when a Sleepy-Hollow gallows trial would be a better fit? It is Treasonous “high crimes and mister meanie”, as that is what Fascism is all about. And for real, the White House is thinking about bringing in Trey Gowdy to defend this “Treason”, talk about carrying along scum baggage. OK, we have carpetcrappers amongst the enemy of the people and any “qualified voter” that represents this “Madman Across the Water” as the “World” sees the guy that hoodwinked the Electoral College because that entity was schooled at Trump University, his cult following is in my book, a “TRAITOR”. Look, Gowdy is the tampon for the FOX news network and I am sure if you dig deep enough into the muck of the “Dismal Swamp”…I smell Confederate ancest. Wow, Gowdy was just fired from FOX news, because he teamed up with a Treason without a Constitutional reason. Look, he’s from the south, from a state that was the first to go yellow-bellied coward to secede from the “UNION”. 
When you look at Trump’s support, it is for a reason unbecoming any form promulgated by our Founding Fathers and Patriotism - they think they are “Patriotic”, its that Mobius thing again. Look, in these modern times to see this emerging insurgency in the “Confederacy” awakened, a bunch of sore losers, “Un-Patriotic” and this bowel movement finds its roots in that “Dueling Banjo Deliverance”. See, like a rash, the Confederacy is a canker-sore scab on the back of Fascism. And that is the underlying reason why the Mitch McConnell “gang” of inbred GOP “Femdom Freeform Caucus” pieces of Kim Jong “dung” are doing nothing about this Christ Trump Tower, as the destruction of our Founding Fathers “Democracy” is at Chapter II of the Civil War. Stay tuned, in the meantime drink to Sam Adams and New England IPA - and when that “NEW England” sinks in…we are ready to fight once again and this time we will not be so sympathetic to the Swamp Yankee Rats!
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White House under attack.
Rich Bitch private donations from “offshore” banks are paving the way for a new tennis court at the White House, for Melania Trump. Yes, private donations allowing additions to the once honorable house. So, does that mean she will always be able to visit to play tennis? Of course not, as when Donald and Mrs. Don’t Care vacate the “House”, they will make sure they are reimbursed for the addition, at a cost that will sink the deficit some more.

I Was the Walrus


Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Monday, October 7, 2019

Mudshark’s Heaven of Drones

So I have been gainfully engaged in renaming the constellations, so “now” generations have a better grip on what “space, the final frontier” means to the blues brothers. Take “Orion the Hunter” for instance, a remake finds it better suited as “Jumping Jack Flash(Rolling Stones) and in pursuit the Mudshark(Frank Zappa)”. With “Cassiopeia”, how about Elton’s Tiny Dancer instead! And for Andromeda, a take-2 on the orbiting dangling particles in reference to Jim Morrison’s Roadhouse Blues - Gunk a Chucha, Honk konk konk kadant, Ya puna ney cha, Pao pati cha…I woke up this morning and got myself a beer! Ursa Minor Big Dipper, better off today as Tin Pan Alley fame for Woody Guthrie and Company and Auriga renamed Aqualung(Jethro Tull). But what makes the twinkle-town re-chartering task difficult, not that I’m seeing double those “space debris” comets that vaporize soon after entering our ozone so depleted, but what is with all those damn drones buzzing about? Robots on high along with that 25-millisecond blast of cesium excited photons so GOOGLE can update its “MAPS”, the heat is on. It’s like a refrigerator, cold inside but from the outside the ambient temperature survives, but that “cool” is getting through, so yes we are being bombarded by manmade interstellar crap just so “constant connectivity” allows less and less “privacy”. Remember the call for all able-bodied Americans to “Kill your TV”? Democratic parents took heed that warning, and we know the outcome of that denial by the rest of the gang, like impeachment. Anyway, “Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light”, not much already and too light to star gaze again already…inside time for a donut. Amazing, that the originator of the “Pledge of Allegiance” found no fascination any participation of a “God” like character in our daily prayer? Because that originator was a “socialist” and that form of governance finds a well-situated separation of Church from State wherein “freedom and justice for all” works, unlike today wherein wealth controls the domino effect of what “Freedom and Justice” is all about. When Eisenhower convinced Congress to add that “One nation under God”, well praytell where it has taken US. And Rick Perry is pleading the 5th dimension as another “no-knowledge” accomplice the Eunuch’s Ukraine mess by responding with; “Not once, as God is my witness, not once was a Biden name -- not the former vice president, not his son -- ever mentioned." My witness be, can a court subpoena that GOD witness? Creep show, that’s what the Donald Jong Trump menstrual cramp administration camp is all about. Another subject, from space to…once again, it was my time at the podium for the Sunday scriptures so the “preacher man” could meditate before offering up that truth sermon. And instead of Gideon, I pulled out my Jack Kerouac notes and started off with an introduction by Charles Bukowski and that paved the way for the stomping grounds to then allow the congregation to be entertained by the read off the 14 characteristics of FASCISM. People bowed their heads in shame and cried out loud, like when Jimmy Swaggart found out the sugar-shacker he was hooking up with was Tammy Baker, when he cried out an epiphany like orgasm and it finally sunk in - an ugly as sin! So I was on to something, but the pastor’s only concern was the collection of loot and that made people feel good again throwing away their hard earned income, so the threat of FASCISM was abandoned. Look, people are generous with the “loot” at church because they think Rick Perry’s witness is counting. QUID PRO QUO, look I learned about that word many years ago when a kid trying to make a few extra bucks as a caddy. See, manipulate the score card for “thou master me slave” and you get a better tip. So that is what Donald Trump knows about QPROQ, cheating at the “pussy sport” like a PRO. I mean, I mean, what the hell is there about this golf thing? Guys using a stiff rod with a giant head, because they can no longer get an erection and then it takes another tool called a “putter” to climax into the hole? Let’s face the “True Man” facts of like like in baseball, a glove and bat and ball, it makes sense same with a basketball and a hockey stick is far from a 9-iron. By the way football should be outlawed, like outlawing FASCISM. But “We the People” are at WAR, and I will ascertain that Donald Jong Trump is the best thing that ever happened - for Democracy’s sake. WTF, no I am not suffering from the Maddow disease, yes Trump is a saving grace for Democracy, as when the Bush and Clintons disrupted tranquility, Obama rescued it but not enough as half the nation could not face the fact of life that a “black man” had been elected and so many abandoned “Patriotism” - so we are in need of a correction course. Let’s face the facts, is Trump stupid? He has a House that is 54% Democratic and 46% Republican and then the Senate with 53% Grand Standers and 47% Democrat. Do the math, what more could a sitting president ask for across-the-isle for bi-partisan success? Why a “Do Nothing Congress”, because it is this divide that the Founding Fathers’ warned us against, Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Founding Fathers’ Democracy and his only value as the 45th, that correction course this nation is in need of more than ever. Politics went polluted, corrupted and there is just too much funny money involved and the “qualified voter” is clueless. So this is good what is happening and DEMOCRACY will rule once again, yet there might be tough times ahead as we have a “Madman” in the Oval Office. Take a time-out to take the “Identifying Characteristics Test” of FASCISM by political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt, then speak-easy your peace:

The 14 characteristics are:

Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos - MAGA hats.

Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
Because of fear, people tend to look the other way or even approve of long incarcerations of prisoners - Border Crossing Lockdown.

Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe - Calling the Democratic Congress “Treasonous”.

Supremacy of the Military
Even when there are widespread domestic problems, soldiers and military service are glamorized - A common everyday Trump “Talking Point”.

Rampant Sexism
The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy - Just ask any LBGT survivor.

Controlled Mass Media
Media is directly controlled by sympathetic media spokespeople and executives - FOX, Hannity and Trump’s recent comment he was starting his own primetime because of FAKE news!

Obsession with National Security
Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses - Trying to find identity of government whistleblowers.

Religion and Government are Intertwined
Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion - Mike Pence’s main objective since inauguration.

Corporate Power is Protected
The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite - Trump’s Corporate Tax Break.

Labor Power is Suppressed
Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed - Unions are not getting Government contracts!

Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts - only saving grace as Trump knows nothing about art unless it’s a nipple.

Obsession with Crime and Punishment
Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations - The U.S. Treasury and Trump’s Tax Returns?

Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability - ???

Fraudulent Elections
Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media - 2016 ring a bell of alarm?

Pass or Fail?
Donald Trump’s History of FASCISM

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Puberty Pimple


TRAITOR - In the Year 2019


TRAITOR by Definition:
/ˈtrādər/noun: a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc.
    "they see me as a traitor, a sellout to the enemy"

TRAITOR - When a picture is worth a Thousand Words:



Biggest Thing That Man…


Ginger's rimshot, long live the “Toad”. Legends come, legends go but Woody Guthrie lives on and we owe it to that American Patriotic Hero a contribution, a dedication today to the “Hobo Rail Worrier” who took on Old Man Trump over at Beach Haven, time to add a verse we owe it to Woody:

I'd better quit my talking, 'cause I told you all I know
Please remember, pardner, wherever you may go
The world is diggin' Hitler's grave, and when the job is done
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done, yeah
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done

We best quit our snoring, ‘cause this FASCISM is bold
Please remember pastor, whatever you may preach
This nation is diggin' the Tower's grave, and when impeachment job is done
Then that’ll be the biggest thing that mankind has ever done, yeah
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done

And when Pete sings it out loud and clear future generations:

What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?
What did…

“That the Fucking Moron was IMPEACHED”


Saturday, October 5, 2019

Dear First Lady Melania


Dear Melania;
Us kindergarteners need a big hug favor from you today, on this October 5th “Do Something Nice Day”, a day wherein you can put aside that “I Really Don’t Care Do U” rich-bitch attitude. So PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE return to your native Slovenia, give up your U.S. citizenship, return home ASAP. See, as kindergarten kids, we are trying to learn all about playing fair and being nice and all those other things “we learned it all in kindergarten” so we can grow up to be “good people”. But that is tough because the way in which your husband conducts his behavior, his role modeling is like a puppy dog with distemper - vomiting and shitting up and down the library hallways - it stinks! So take this relocation request under serious consideration and if Donald loves you, he will take all his wealth and riches and follow you, which would be the greatest day for our American flag. Thank you, the kids of kindergarten classes all across America.

Lech-ture Time!



I attended the “Lech Walesa Day” celebration on September 29th, Walesa’s birthday. And in anticipation of the Trump administration engaging in allowing Poland to enter the United States “visa waiver” program, when this was announced as part of the day’s events, well Polish citizens celebrated that news by singing Elton John’s “Madman Across the Water”. In a nutshell what the rest of the human civilization thinks about our Commander-in-Thief! I wish we had a “Lech” for American Democracy’s sake. Mitt Romney was right-on, Trump got the White House and all we got was a lousy hat. Lech Walesa, in comparison to this Fucking Moron Donald Trump. This Polish elder statesman, pro-democracy activist and union organizer served as the first democratically elected President of Poland, from 1990 to 1995. And on the honorable awards ceremony stage: In 1983, Lech was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and beyond that, he has received more than 30 state decorations and more than 50 awards from 30 countries, including Order of the Bath (UK), Order of Merit (Germany), Legion of Honour (France) and European Human Rights Prize. Gdańsk International Airport is officially renamed Gdańsk Lech Wałęsa Airport and a college hall at Northeastern Illinois University, six streets and five schools in Canada, France, Sweden and Poland also were named after Lech Wałęsa. Named as Man of the Year by Time magazine and 14 other newspapers and magazines, Lech was awarded with over 45 honorary doctorates by universities around the world, including Harvard University and Sorbonne - mind you nothing from Trump University!  He was named an honorary karate black belt by International Traditional Karate Federation. Wałęsa is also an honorary citizen of more than 30 cities including London, Buffalo and Turin.

In the United States, Wałęsa was the first recipient of the Liberty Medal, in 1989. That year he also received the Presidential Medal of Freedom and became the first non-head-of-state to address a joint meeting of the United States Congress. Wałęsa symbolically represented Europe by carrying the Olympic flag at the opening ceremony of the 2002 Winter Olympics, something Trump isn’t even fit to do unless his fat ass was carried in a golf cart. In 1993, the heraldic authority of the Kingdom of Sweden assigned Wałęsa a personal coat of arms on the occasion of his admittance into the Royal Order of the Seraphim.


Lech Walesa in History


About the honorable awards that Donald Trump has received, Trump meets the Boogeyman from Vince McMahon and the WWE. And forget about naming an airport after this Moron, maybe a crater on the moon and when he decides to attend the dedication, maybe the fuel for the return flight will run short and an emergency landing in Russia will suit US fine!
Donald Trump in History



Old Man Trump v. Woody Guthrie


Here we are, faced with a self-inflicted groin-shot wound - a disgrace once again upon Miss Liberty and the Red, White and Blue now in distress. Yes, Donald Jong Trump has no one to blame but himself for the predicament this nation finds itself struggling through, once again. When is enough, enough? So yes, the Moron shot himself in the groin, self-inflicted punishment - sorry for his whores. But his uncourageous unpatriotic cult, which claims 53% of the 116th U.S. Congress and 46% of the House, “We the People’s Democracy” is in deadlock which means a “nothing burger” both sides of the isle any righteous recovery the present State of the Eunuch. Putin is laughing everyday, as are most of the other world leaders. “Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall” - our Founding Fathers said that! Take note, that hand in hand means Democrats and Republicans alike, you and me bub! So it appears that the “qualified citizens” that voted in the 2016 election that was turned to an erection with a Eunuch at the helm - that self-inflicted groin-shot wound - well we can no longer “Do Nothing” and Congress is broken to the bone. So, maybe a recall of the “Electoral College”, as “Faithless Electors” have no fear rejecting the 270 votes cast for a Moron and Article II - Section 1 of the United States Constitution allows the “College” to “quarrel a quorum” and that is what we need, as it is a whole lot easier for 540 individuals to sit down and debate whether or not Donald Jong Trump should be allowed to shit all over America. We cannot go forward with an “Impeachment”, as the outcome could be disastrous either way the outcome. If there is a House “Impeachment” by majority vote of Patriotic Americans only for that effort to be sidetracked by a “dismal swamp” dismissal by the Turncoat Confederacy of the U.S. Senate, it sets precedence and it means we no longer live with Democracy paving the way forward for future generations - our children! We are at WAR with ourselves, pinch yourselves. And if the Senate…forget it as this Mitch McConnell is a walking human distemper dispenser. Look this leader of the GOP Senate, sworn to protect a Treasonous proposition, he is campaigning this weekend to raise money to STOP the “House Impeachment” which means if he is successful fulfilling the Robert E. Lee dream this “cultuption copulation”, then be assured that the Founding Fathers’ Democracy is being dismantled in its tracks. Just so that Donald’s dream for Old Man “Fred Christ” Trump can be fulfilled, Donald Trump is trying to set back the clock to 1927, when his father joined hand in hand with the Fascists and KKK, to protest the “passion for equality” of Calvin Coolidge. To all those “qualified voters” that cast a vote for this Eunuch, Donald Jong Trump’s upbringing was a dad that “harassed” American War Veterans out marching on a Memorial Day parade back in 1927. Sonny boy Donald is trying to fulfill his father’s fascination with Fascism as that allows the Trump Tower riches to “triple” in value, the divide widens between US and them, the middle-class swallowed up by the evil empire. So if the Electoral College is afraid and cannot honor the warranty it signed-on for America back then when the election booths accepted invitations from Russia with Love, and test the Articles of Fascism that which is behind Donald Jong Trump’s guiding light - then maybe our only hope is to replace the wording of the U.S. Constitution by the Constitution of Woody Guthrie starting with “We the People, warr warr...

From the high Canadian Rockies to the land of Mexico,
City and the country, wherever you may go,
Through the wild and windy weather, the sun and sleet and rain,
Comes a-whistlin' through the country this Farmer-Labor train.

Listen to the jingle and the rumble and the roar,
She's rollin' through New England to the West Pacific shore.
It's a long time we've been waitin', now she's been whistlin' 'round the bend,
Roll on into Congress on that Farmer-Labor train.

There's lumberjacks and teamsters and sailors from the sea,
There's farmin' boys from Texas and the hills of Tennessee,
There's miners from Kentucky, there's fishermen from Maine;
Every worker in the country rides that Farmer-Labor train.

There's warehouse boys and truckers and guys that skin the cats,
Men that run the steel mills, the furnace and the blast,
Through the smoky factory cities, o'er the hot and dusty plains,
And the cushions they are crowded, on this Farmer-Labor train.

Listen to the jingle and the rumble and the roar,
She's rollin' through New England to the West Pacific shore.
It's a long time we've been waitin', now she's been whistlin' 'round the bend,
Ride on on into Congress on that Farmer-Labor train.

There's folks of every color and they're ridin' side by side
Through the swamps of Louisiana and across the Great Divide,
From the wheat fields and the orchards and the lowing cattle range,
And they're rolling onto victory on this Farmer-Labor train.

This train pulled into Washington a bright and happy day,
When she steamed into the station you could hear the people say:
"There's that Farmer-Labor Special, she's full of union men
Headin' onto White House on the Farmer-Labor train."

Monica? Gennifer?


Friday, October 4, 2019

Donald Jong Trump


White House responds to House Impeachment subpoena:

You got to beep a gunk a chucha
Honk konk konk kadanta
Each ya puna ney cha
Bap pa lula ni chao
Pao pati cha
Ni saong kong
you gotta beep a gunk a chucha
honk konk konk
you gotta each you puna
each ya bop a luba
each yall bump a kechonk
ease sum konk
Yeah, ride


Dear Commander in Thief


Dear Commander in Thief;

Finally, after some 986 challenging days in the Oval Office, you have penned an idea to drain the swamp. I agree, that as President of these United States it is your obligation and absolute right to end CORRUPTION. And I like your idea to engage foreign countries to aid and abet your Elliot Nest “Untouchable” police-state style. Nice, that your idea of foreign intervention to catch the crooks red-handed was used to incarcerate that Paul Manafort. So I am blowing the whistle on some individuals that you can investigate by using other countries to assist, please call on your friends across the oceans to investigate the following: Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump and maybe look into Melania Trump, to make sure she is not a mole for Vladismear Putin and acting as a SPY! Thanks for keeping an eye on the Founding Fathers’ Democracy, going after the crooks.

By the way, that “986” means your guardian angels are trying to get your attention!

Too late, the ticker just rolled over to “987” which means that your devils are helping you to manifest financial supply in order to sustain and support with your life choices, chosen lifestyle and career paying off whores.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

October 3rd, 2019


What a difference a day makes…remember this day for history’s sake. Better yet, remember this day for Democracy’s sake! October 3rd 2019. Not only is it the 52-year anniversary of the passing away of America’s Greatest Patriot, Woody Guthrie. But more importantly it was the day Woody’s songs took down the son of Old Man Trump! Donald Jong Trump, self-inflicted IMPEACHMENT October 3rd, 2019. Hail to the Thief!

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Dear Woody



Dear Woody, hope all is well with thou final resting place in peace - been a long 52-years. Dear Friend, Dear Hero, your legend inherited lives on Good Will Godsend and thanks for leaving behind that well-oiled fighting machine - it has come in handy against the hannity shanty mentality insurgency! And you were right-on about Old Man Trump, but we let down our guard and “this land is your land this land is my land” went faint while under attack, from California to the New York island, from the Redwood Forest to the gulf stream waters sea to shining sea. Yet as I go walking that ribbon of highway in pursuit of “Life, Liberty and Happiness”, as a Patriot I can report that your Beach Haven efforts to “Kill Fascism” is about to enter its final inning, its been a long battle but in the end “We the People’s Republic in Democracy” will triumph! Funny, taking the Industrial Hygiene out of that triumph…This morning, I saw above me in that endless skyway from down below thee this golden opportunity valley, awarded by your guidance moving us forward towards victory, no “en-gine trouble”! Our victory in the making, because when we roamed and rambled and followed your footsteps to protect Miss Liberty, to the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts…all around us your voice was sounding “This land was made for you and me”. That voice to “Kill” Old Man Trump’s fantasy in Fascism in its tracks of destruction, resonates Old Glory and “We the People” stand “United” our allegiance upon “One Nation, under God, indivisibly free of Beach Haven Fascism”. And when the sun comes again a shining, as Democracy goes a strolling in the wheat fields waving and dust clouds rolling, our voices chanting as the fog is lifting, we shall overcome “forevermore” this age-old-war Beach Haven madness that has inundated a dangerous disrespect upon the Red, White & Blue. And our Founding Fathers’ Democracy will find the reason to rejoice in victory against this tyranny favored by Old Man Trump. At last, FASCISM will be burned at the stake for sake of “This Land’s Liberty”. Victory at last, a long journey but rest assured in Heaven’s peace your legend assured, we owe it to you, your passion in humanity through song paved the way for this victory lap.

Old Man Trump and his fascist condoning dysentery dynasty - the Donald John Trump family - will soon be destroyed of power, might and money. Good thing your War Machine was so well oiled, it helped us out of jam I guess as the Trump Tower Fascists used a little too much force, drove that sword as far as they could. So, rest in peace, you deserve it. Happy trails, until we meet again!

Hey, hey Woody Guthrie, Bob wrote you a song,
I hear it in victory upon the “Forever Young” in the winds of change!

America’s #1 Hero Woody Guthrie
Born July 14th, 1912
Born Again October 3rd, 1967

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Ode to Bob