Waiting For CACHE - Again!

Ever wonder about that Intertwinet flash warning “Waiting for Cache”?  When it appears that “every which way but loose” linking to the outside “Twitter World” has taken on a snail’s pace prodigy? OK, here is my take on the “Economics of a Fucking Moron” - aka Donald Jong Trump 45^th Resident Squatter of the Awful Office Crapper. But before I get there, it is good to see that the end of the 44^th’s “American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009” is finally coming to closure! Today, the last remnants of that infrastructure plan is seeing the grand finale of this “American Jobs in Infrastructure Program” through completion of the “High Speed Fiber Optic Communications Network” positioned sea to shining sea - so that “Waiting For Cache” will be but a thing of the past. Yes, I am glad that the Obama “Stimulus” is coming towards end, it lasted way past the Barack White House as herein was a President that placed off limits one-side-of-the-isle partisanship and even Rick Perry swore he didn’t want the “Stimulus Money”. But guess what Mr. Bigotry, Texans wanted it, all $8-billion! And unlike Obama’s predecessor, there came no last minute ransacking of the Oval Office which sent our economy into a tailspin. So from Inauguration Day in 2009, Obama’s economic plan forward to keep “America Great” did not end on the day someone gave this Trump a tricycle without training wheels, the momentum has taken this nation to strength - now what? And it is due time we see what will happen without it, while Donald Trump tries to cherish 947-days and counting an “IOU” credit for the Obama “economic incentive momentum”. You can hear it in Trump’s bad breath, in his 2020 campaign slogan his followers seem to understand: “Four More Whores”, well sorry, age is taking its toll on me hearing and after too many years of rock’n roll…OK, more like an “economic incendiary movement” with the Moron, Fucking Moron to be exact. See, Trump has this fascination passion that we don’t need anybody else but ourselves - for that Life, Liberty and Happiness in pursuit. Buy that he thinks that everything can be manufactured right here in the good old US of A! It can be, as once-upon a time we as a nation did not rely on another country for anything but an excuse to go play war games. And this is wherein Donald Trump means well but is stool stuck in time along with all his wealthy buddies. See, I found a new job when I was finally retired. No, not a Wal-Mart greeter, but making a doll house for my beloved grand kids. Now I got rid of most of my power tools, when such were required to maintain a house through many Alaskan winters, it was a full-time duty and today I have but a few non-powered tools, hand saw, hand drill and sore hands. Let’s face the facts, building a doll house is a whole lot of work and maybe if the Intertwinet was working and not waiting for “more cache”, just Google Amazon a gift for the dolls. But I have been building this custom made “Doll House” for the last few weeks, and if it were an order from a wealthy individual that had the greenbacks and did not like to get his hands dirty with glue, paint and wood filler, well my estimates…now just hold on to your stool sample. Wow, IMAGINE a “Doll House” becoming a thing of the past for the middle-class? So with the Fucking Moron, it is NOT a RECESSION coming our way with the sentiment in trust the “Only thing we have to fear is fear itself”, but a REGRESSION! Recessions come and go and over time we have figured out how to weather that storm, with minimal effect on the overall health of this nation. And since we are today all immersed in this “Global” economy of scale, a little hurt here and there as there is enough to go around the globe, so the torture is handed out on a limited basis. But with a REGRESSION, that is something that does not find a global sharing, taking the good with the bad, as with this type of reverse rally…Wow, see I can build that “Doll House” on the cheap because I can purchase most of the goods at “Dollar Tree”, and I think this “Cheap Thrills” enjoyment finds immunity away from Trumpdiarrheanomics. Dam it, I was wrong as Dollar Tree just posted a sign that “helium” for filling “Birthday Balloons” is in short supply, because of Trump’s “Imposter Tariffs” and “Hot Air” just doesn’t cut it. But what would the Founding Fathers say about NO doll houses? Or for that matter no matter to inflate those celebratory balloons? See, it is the upbringing of the Trump and we know that the man who wore the pants in that family was a Fascist sympathizer and like father like son, “where will the children play”? OK, a REGRESSION can be defined by mathematical principles, as long as it is in the domain of “Linear Regression” best-fit it establishes stability. And when Barack Obama vacated the White House, his economic policy based on the momentum from the “Stimulus” balanced out on a roll upwards for the future following such a linear regression, so it meant stability to ride out the storms, and Trump took off on the coat-tails of this REGRESSION momentum. Then when only a year behind the wheel as a wreckless driver determined to crash course DEMOCRACY, that “Linear Regression Momentum” was purposely destroyed and with Trump, REGRSSION herein is today re-defined by CHAOS - as the seed to Fascism. The economy is no longer following the statistical definition of two-variables in a unified relationship, wherein one supports the other all in harmony, and that is the turn on behind this “Daddy Dearest” FASCISM. I ask again, “Where will the children play”? Yes, Trump let the air out of the balloon, as his Fascism fascination wants to deflate the American Spirit and soon, the middle-class will be faced with the dilemma, with him or standing up for the Founding Fathers DEMOCRACY wherein a doll’s house for your grandkids is not just a dream but “Reality”!

Note: Gonad Trump could have-should have just taken over the Oval Office “crapper” and enjoyed learning how to ride that tricycle and by now, had he not entertained destruction on DEMOCRACY through his Fascist fascination learned from his father, maybe by now the time would have come to take off the “Training Wheels”. One day. hopefully soon, members of Congress along with Moscow Mitch will be required to take an additional oath of office, to admit they do not support another Trump Fascist movement. CHAOS is the seed for Fascism, as it is the “Great Divide”. And especially true, an oath or else the gallows as Fascism is “Treason” against our Founding Fathers’ DEMOCRACY - and under attack today through the malignant mobilization of the GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus Fending for Fascism.

Alaskan Koch Suckers

Come to pass, King David Hamilton Koch of the “Koch Suckers Dynasty” has passed gas final passage - proven medically that the last thing a human does after “thy last breath” before the death wish comes true is a good-bye “fart”. Now what in hell is Queen Charlie Ganacne Koch going to do without brother David to spit-shine the royal shit from shinola? So what does it matter, as by now the Koch Dynasty trust fund babies can continue to use grand-daddy’s “caddy-shack” $billions$ to wreck-havoc on “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” its DEMOCRACY! Now too bad that Charlie’s brother died a failure - as money isn’t everything and it goes to show that even with a bottomless pit money pit in excess of $50-Billion, well you cannot buy all the political clout needed to circumcise the “Founding Father’s” vision, that all men are created equal so Tea-totaler Party time out for pee-time! Remember, “Half of the people can be part right all of the time, some of the people can be all right part of the time, but all of the people can't be all right all of the time…I think Abraham Lincoln said that I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours, I said that(Bob Dylan).” And while you are at it, this Patriot prefers a Sam Adams “New England IPA” as you can take a kid out of New England but you cannot take the New Englander out of a Patriot - even if transplanted a thousand miles from my home way up “North to Alaska”. Yes the Koch Suckers faced failure, no matter what the history books portray how this Koch conglomerate used the “Buddy can you spare a dime” philanthropist imposter disguise merely as a villainthropist “Trick-or-Treat Halloween special, as in Alaska the Koch Brothers found out what failure was all about. A lesson to be learned extravaganza it was. See “da brudders” decided to take on the Prudhoe Bay oil giants. Yes indeed, opportunities to compete with those corporations that made Alaska a state with a “today” reserve worth $65-Billion, and wait there is more - after spending $35-Billion on…the verdict is still sequestered as even with unprecedented wealth, this state still relies on “Uncle Sam Welfare” to keep the state’s one and only rail service running. Imagine if half of the operating revenues for your bankrupt company - aka Alaska Railroad - came courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers year after year for the last 60-years in total a payoff approaching $2-billion and counting, would you give a rat’s ass about keeping your business afloat? Fuck no, abuse the system is what it is all about! Went side-tracked, but yes the Koch Suckers failed miserably in Alaska - the wealthiest State of the Union. It all started back in the 70’s, when “Big Oil” tapped into the “Black Gold” up north in Prudhoe Bay, built a pipeline to take that valuable commodity to market and made - well if the State of Alaska made $100-Billion, Simple Simon math finds in excess of $2-Trillion after 30-years in the “gusher” business. Following the welding on the last piece of pipe in Thompson Pass, it was that signal the 800-mile pipeline was complete so start the engines. And when oil made its way to Valdez, the sentiment around Alaska was “Happiness is 10000 Okies going south with a Texan under each arm”! But the pipeline could not have been built without the likes of Junior Leslie and his gang of roughneck stick swingers - yes Okies. Now that warning to go home wherein you belong, well it was meant for guys like Queen Charlie and King David, to stay clear of our business. Now at one time during the hey-day of the Alaskan oil wealth, there was a refinery just outside of Fairbanks that tapped into the oil streaming down the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline, as the refinery and the pipeline were next-door neighbors in good standing. That oil was refined into motor gasoline, pumped onto rail tankers and journeyed down to the Port-of-Anchorage on the Alaska Railroad through “Uncle Sam Subsidized Transportation” like in the Amtrak’s “Half Fare” for the poor, wherein this oil wealth was loaded onto barges headed for South Korea - a very lucrative market for the Flint Hills Refinery. It created jobs, jobs and more jobs as it meant refining a whole lot of oil and every night at sundown, 120-rail cars filled with refined gasoline headed south. This was good, as when the construction of the Trans-Alaskan-Pipeline came to a halt, jobs went away and many workers were thrown into a “Now What”? Things went tough soon after construction, so Woody coined a song: “God, please give us another oil pipeline boom, we promise not to piss it all away.” See, most of the pipeline construction wages went spent on hookers and booze, so the start-up of that refinery soon after “Oil In” was a much needed intravenous for the job seekers! It was a “world class” refinery that had easy access to oil, that which could be purchased on the cheap from the state for 10-years at a guaranteed rate, all together now as a ways and means an incentive to refine - as it creates jobs, well-paying jobs. Then in 2004, the Koch Suckers heeded with disregard the warning from Tony the Tiger and infiltrated Alaska, with help from Sarah Palin. Soon, the Richie Rich kids had purchased a piece of the pie, the one and only transportation pipeline that could deliver North Slope oil to a market. The only problem, the Koch Suckers didn’t have any oil rights, so bargained with Sarah Palin to get one hell of a deal on purchasing Alaska’s share of that “Black Gold”. See, “Big Oil” like with Rex Tillerson’s EXXON, well those corporations own the North Slope oil leases, own the Alaskan pipeline dream and thus control the “Transportation Tariff” and also own the ocean going tankers and own refineries down south - so it is “everything” farm to market. Now at the same time these outsiders were trying to rape and pillage tranquility, the Koch Suckers purchased that “Santa’s Village Refinery”, in North Pole just outside of Fairbanks. Another way to mess with Big Alaskan Oil. Soon, the operator of the “Pipeline” - Alyeska - started realigning things along the pipeline to strangle out any unwanted “new-comers”, like the Koch Suckers, like the Kock Suckers - keep repeating myself! And it was at the same damn time when some “Independent Oil” companies from North Dakota, awash with cash & gas from directional drilling using controversial fracking, it meant more idiots deciding to invest in Alaska - I am still laughing and those idiot outfits that tried to sink a well in Alaska’s permafrost, well all have packed up and headed south - remember “Happiness IS…” But when the Koch Suckers were involved in Alaska’s “Big Oil” business, things started cratering real quick for the brother’s dynasty - based not on bad manners, but “Greed” through poor business decisions! See, “da brudders” soon curtailed the refinery’s input and thus output and sold out-right the state’s oil they had purchased on the cheap to “Big Oil” for a profit. Just a paper exchange cost the state money when at the same time some made out like bandits. Now curtailment - due no resources to refine - it caused the refinery to “almost” shut-down. The state made reasonable “non-competitive” contracts, all in efforts to lure in prospective investors in efforts to keep gainful employment jobs for Johnny Paycheck - in realization it may be undermining the true worth of the commodity - so what was the sentiment as job creation was more important especially when Alaska was awash in cash. Now instead of refined North Slope crude oil as gasoline leaving the 49er, well Mr. & Mrs. Koch Sucker had to import refined gasoline, and many jobs were lost due the Koch Suckers thinking their money could disrupt the tranquility of the Tiger. Anyway, in 2012 after 8-years of loses in Alaska, the Koch Suckers sold everything packed up and headed south. Since all this Alaskan Oil business is “Public Information”, they basically gave it all away just to save face - testimony that it was a stupid move. And those lucrative “gasoline exports” that kept that North Pole refinery in the “Green” for so many years before the Koch dysentery invaded Alaska, never to be awarded again as South Korea said the hell with that and found a better friendship with China and Russia and…so NO, all those jobs will never see another “Help Wanted”! People put down the EXXONs, but in Alaska the power of…SOHIO is still making a profit some 70-years after it was broken apart by Uncle Sam for “Anti-Trust”. Why? Because it worked then, it is still working today! Amazing, what wealth can get away with. Rest in peace Mr. Koch Sucker, and I am glad I can still have a laugh on your Koch Suckers Dynasty plan to break the Tiger - and so funny that Donald Trump continues to take a lesson from your playbook! It gives deep doo-doo a new meaning and Bill Maher is on to something!

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Donald Trump: Hitler's Butler

Biggest Thing That Man Has Ever Done 
(aka. The Great Historical Bum)
Words and Music by Woody Guthrie

I'm just a lonesome traveler, The Great Historical Bum.
Highly educated from history I have come.
I built the Rock of Ages, 'twas in the Year of One
And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.

I worked in the Garden of Eden, that was the year of two,
Joined the apple pickers union, I always paid my due;
I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the rising sun,
And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.

I was straw boss on the Pyramids, the Tower of Babel, too;
I opened up the ocean let the migrant children through,
I fought a million battles and I never lost a one,
And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.

I beat the daring Roman, I beat the daring Turk,
Defeated Nero's army with thirty minutes work,
I fought the greatest leaders and I licked them everyone
And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.

I stopped old Caesar's Romans, and I stopped the Kubla Khan;
I took but half an hour's work to beat the Pharaoh's bands;
I knocked old Kaiser Bill flat, then I dumped the bloody Huns,
And that's about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

I was in the Revolution when we set the country free;
Me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea;
We won the battle at Valley Forge, the battle of Bully Run;
And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

Next, we won the slavery war, some other folks and me,
And every slave from sea to sea was all turned loose by me.
I divorced old Madam slavery, and I wed this freedom dame.
And that's about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

And then I took to farming on the great midwestern plain,
The dust it blowed a hundred years, but never come a rain'
Well, me and a million other fellas left there on the run
And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

I clumb the rocky canyon where the Columbia River rolls,
Seen the salmon leaping the rapids and the falls
The big Grand Coulee Dam in the state of Washington
Is just about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

There's a building in New York that you call the Empire State
I rode the rods to 'Frisco to walk the Golden Gate
I've seen every foot of film that Hollywood has run
But Coulee is the biggest thing that man has ever done.

Three times the size of Boulder or the highest pyramid
Makes the Tower of Babel a plaything for a kid
From the rising of the river to the setting of the sun
The Coulee is the biggest thing that man has ever done.

There was a man across the ocean, I guess you knew him well,
His name was Adolf Hitler, goddam his soul to hell;
We kicked him in the panzers and put him on the run,
And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

I'm living with my freedom wife in this big land we built;
It takes all forty eight States for me to spread my quilt.
Our kids are several millions now; they run from sun to sun.
And that's about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

I built mines and mills and factories to run for Uncle Sam;
I turned th' ploughs and wheels to feed my soldiers in your lands;
This Nazi job's a tough 'un, it'll take us everyone,
'Cause this is about the biggest thing that man has ever done.

There's warehouse guys and teamsters and guys that skin the cats
Guys that run my steel mill, my furnace and my blast
We'll stop the Axis rattlesnakes and thieves of old Nippon
And that will be the biggest thing that man has ever done.

I'd better quit my talking, 'cause I told you all I know,
But please remember, pardner, wherever you may go,
The people are building a peaceful world, and when the job is done
That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done.

I better quit my talking now; I told you all I know,
But please remember, pardner, wherever you may go,
I'm older than your old folks, and I'm younger than the young,
And I'm about the biggest thing that man has ever done.