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Saturday, June 29, 2019

Ad Nauseam


The Nostradamus seam is about to bust wide open, best run for cover as “ad pusseam” will soon runneth over…

I gotta beep a gunk a chucha
Honk konk konk
Ka gancha each you puna eachya bop a luba
Each yall bumo a kechonk
Ease sum konk ya ride
Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer
Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer

Sad, as I just entered the “Make America Great Again” nation, crossing the border from Canada and now drinking while driving ain’t allowed so the border cop confiscated my donuts, wow great to be home this new revival - the revised “America” after too many years of Obama. See, as soon as I got on Highway 5 north still of Jimi Hendrixville - aka Seattle - this “Great Again” thing hit me like that one-two KO! First and foremost, every damn 10-mile stretch of this “Homeland Freeway” is named after a “slain” officer of the law, gunned down in the line of duty. See, when this road-side dedication began back in the early 60s, death during duty allowed a 100-mile stretch in honor of those in uniform dedicated to protect the citizens. Then the NRA came along and gave away guns to criminals for good behavior. Look, don’t argue that point of contention as of course Oliver North has a gun! Nowadays though, it’s down to a 10-mile stretch this sad dedication symbology and soon that will be gunned down to mile 5-4-3…get the point? And every damn underpass is another “tent city” from sea to shining sea “Mission Control, we have a homeless problem”. And since the homeless have but for a shopping cart to haul their beloved property around, grocery stores are now offering on-line shopping and free delivery because how and hell can one shop without a cart? I was at the market the other day, a line formed waiting for a cart and half those waiting in vain were homeless! But “Make America Great Again” is no different today then the day this Trump dedication “My Fellow Man Fuck You I will Do Nothing” went into effect, back in January of 2017 some 890-days gone bye, bye forevermore by now. Yes, lame Dick! But some bad news from the BIOTsphere. See, the earth’s inhabitants came within 5-microseconds total obliteration on June 29th at 0501-am Pacific Time. Yes, too close for comfort and this annihilation was not a close call from some nuclear Armageddon or that Moron in the White House playing a game of toss-up with that “football” with his fool Kim Jong Putin. No, this was a close one through a natural phenomenon called “Self-Sustaining Self-Destruct Mutation”. See, the BIOTsphere has been monitoring things that could affect “Global Tranquility” outside of direct interference by man. And today we are surrounded by low-level energy waves for all the “wired” devices we cannot live without - like cell phones. Now this energy gallivants around like an out-of-control crazed random shooter, every which way but loose and the end result, energy waves continue the journey unabated as the waves are out-of-phase with each-other so driving-under-the-influence of “texting” continues. I went to the market the other day, left my cell phone at home - wow what a relief it is! But on that June 29th morning, the alignment of the energy waves just happened to be in the right place at the right time, and instead of a normal hit & miss like drive by shoot out, the energy bombardment started to synchronize and amplify itself, which can lead to a self-destruct mode as the energy content continues to grow until such time something gives, something relieves the pressure - like a big fart. So the BIOTsphere determined that we were only 5-microseconds away from that energy wave to begin its self-amplification towards destruction. That small-time mark, about the width of a toothpick! Here is what it means as it could happen any sub-second now. As the energy waves behave in such a manner that the wavelike energy finds an affinity to comingle in an association with its neighbors, this ends the checks and balances act. And instead of “net neutrality neutering” that would be normally found through randomization, just the opposite effect as the waves begin to feed off each-other. With that, the energy content amplifies and the result continues to increase and gets to a point wherein it is self-sustaining and will grow and grow and grow which means we will begin to feel the heat. See, we live within the maze of a hi-technology fluid - the energy stream data bits that translate into “Google” like stuff and this energy finds a tendency to heat the cesspool. But as some waves aid and abet this process, others crater the effects of any self-sustained oscillation, so we see nothing we hear nothing. But should the conditions become such that the energy waves start to align themselves in synchronization and self-amplification starts to…well we will all die by the cesspool boiling over. Yes, this would occur in about 3-milliseconds so it will not be painful, it will be quick and could happen, well any day now! Then we get to understand how a lobster feels!

Thursday, June 20, 2019

Repeat


Sunday, June 16, 2019

Albert Kelley Obituary


Friday, June 14, 2019

BIOTsphere Index - 2018


The BIOTsphere Index for 2018 was 122, a very slight increase over the 2017 “Index” and promulgated by the intensity of “Global Warming” effects. So slight that it appears control mechanisms are in effect. An “Index” of 100 indicates stability without human interaction that which affects the earth’s respected BIOTsphere. With human activity taken into consideration, the BIOTsphere Index should oscillate between 110 and 120 - which is the historical trend based on a 100-year industrial activity life-cycle. The “Index” did not find a retreat when it reached the 120 set-point, about 50-years ago, indicative to an “Index” on the increase - yet within the confines of the the “Industrial Revolution” norms. So even though on the increase, it is not out-of-control. It is estimated through proprietary algorithms that should the BIOTsphere Index reach the extremes of 125, it would cause weather changes detrimental to the existence of life as we know it. Based on current trends, that is 75-years away if and only if this BIOTsphere Index increase continues unabated. That said, the earth will continue to make changes to its own egocentric ecosystem to combat the effects of human intervention in this life-cycle. Since stability at an “Index” of 100 is impossible as the Earth is in its infancy still, PJW/PBJ scientists believe a BIOTsphere Index goal of 118 is best for the continued existence of mankind. It is also estimated that should the “Index” reach 125, it is then at a point of non-return. So the “BIOTsphere Index” is at the “Code Yellow” status - CAUTION.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Lumped Parameter - GAIA


Time evolves in a linear fashion, as the diminishing distance between this present second and the future second can be cut equally in half again and again until infinity rests its case. On the other hand, evolution is not a linear undertaking, just ask the undertaker. Take for instance the graduation of the Hippie “Make LOVE Not WAR” generation, migrating away from that scene to embrace DaisyWorld. Yes, with that hangover high when weed was a crime through today wherein weed is delivered by Prime, it was easy to accept fields of blossoms once thriving mowed down by the flower child generation.  And according to the Wicked Witch; “…attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Poppies. Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sle-ee-p. Now they'll sle-ee-p.” And to promote this fascination of flowers taking over the world as “Round Up” be banned, a Google Giggle search:

DaisyWorld is a hypothetical world orbiting a star whose radiant energy is slowly increasing or decreasing. It is meant to mimic important elements of the Earth-Sun system, and was introduced by James Lovelock and Andrew Watson in a paper published in 1983 to illustrate the plausibility of the Gaia hypothesis. In the original 1983 version, DaisyWorld is seeded with two varieties of daisy as its only life forms: black daisies and white daisies. White petaled daisies reflect light, while black petaled daisies absorb light. The simulation tracks the two daisy populations and the surface temperature of DaisyWorld as the sun's rays grow more powerful. The surface temperature of DaisyWorld remains almost constant over a broad range of solar output.

Now Lovelock, who championed this GAIA hypothesis wherein “living matter on the earth collectively defines and regulates the material conditions necessary for the continuance of life…the planet is thus likened to a vast self-regulating organism.”, he found a falling out his followers as “Climate Change” fanatics found an advocacy far reaching with sabotage and over the years has been successful in dismantling the GAIA prophesy. It is akin to the “Black Hole” theory, as some scientists make a career hoodwinking reality - wherein “Keep It Simple Stupid” is sidetracked for complications that tease our wherewithal. I still believe in the GAIA, in the DaisyWorld phenomenon - with corrections. And I surely don’t believe in this “Black Hole” imposter. But GAIA may be instigating a refreshing revival, as there appears to be a coordinated effort by Mother Earth to ward off this “Climate Change”. Off course of course the climate is changing, no denial or doubt about it as I drink more beer to quench my thirst, but as humans argue about it and take sides so divided, well nature doesn’t wait in the wings - as to wait on us spells “doomsday”. See, DaisyWorld was based on a perfect sphere, as that made the “model” behave in a linear fashion in efforts only to get the point across - that keep it simple solution. And herein is wherein my theory of “Manicured Lawns” finds testament that the GAIA is alive and well, not in this non-linear world we live in - but it is working its magic in tune to a “lumped parameter” phenomenon. What I mean by that, GAIA is in control in magnitude different in places that find significance to changes that which could affect the well-being of the earth. NO, GAIA is not accomplishing its “magic” everywhere, but it is releasing its authenticity and authority with increased intensity in places like Alaska - due the fact this region of the earth is “glaciated” and that is probably a good place to start the air conditioning cycle. But I also see the GAIA effect occuring in California - as the growth pattern of weeds shows an interesting pattern to support the “lumped parameter” concept. So with Lovelock’s GAIA, is it time to revisit what was once a dedicated and accepted scientific belief that the earth evolved as a self-regulating variable? I had returned to my home in Alaska, after a 4-year hiatus. It was time to sell the bungalow now overgrown with dandelions, rhubarb, cow parsnip and lupine as there existed greener pastures south of Dead Horse. And from the “I can see Russia” from Sarah Palin’s commode to` WEED? OK, in Alaska the dandelion has invaded the topsoil - and with “Round-Up” banned, maybe this is the break Mother Nature has been waiting for. Have we been our own worst enemy in our efforts to destroy the “WEED”? When the “WEED” has been our saving grace to “Climate Change”? See, the “Lion” has transformed into a “lumped parameter” sink, growing taller and stronger each generation and that allows this so-called weed to act as a conduit for heat transfer, yes a weed allowing a passage of heat away from the earth into the ambient where it can then follow Newton’s  Law of Cooling. Space taketh away! And from Alaska through Canada to California, “weeds” are growing stronger for a reason - it is Nature’s way of telling us something is wrong! And we still attempt to call the “weed” an evasive species? Yes, the ground cover is changing in efforts to control this “Climate Change”.

So GAIA is correct, kudos to James Lovelock as it is also true that “Climate Change” is for real, but Nature is already at work. So maybe we should start to consider these so-called “weeds” our friend and allow safe passage and ban “manicured lawns”. Especially with the “Dandelion” as this species is prolific. It is designed to act as a heat transfer mechanism, just like what is found along the 800-mile Trans-Alaska-Pipeline - heat transfer pipes to keep the permafrost in a “frozen state”. No different, as the “Lion” is designed with a tubular structure and a top-hat that acts as a “sink” to pass on the earth’s heat upon the surrounding ambient. My God, attention to this beautiful species is akin to a belief that Stephen Hawkins fell into a “Black Hole” of no return. Look, you can take the side of nature or the side of evil. My point, no such thing as a “black demon” that this all came from. But when I travel across miles and miles of Alaska through Canada through…you know when you have reached the US of A, as the rest areas are on overflow. But GAIA my bonnie, as it appears Doctor Jim Lovelock’s “GAIA” hypothesis is working the “mother lode” and the earth is on a correction course. See, many years ago when it was in vogue to honor a champion, many hippie-sters chose the theory of Lovelock, that we really didn’t have anything to worry about - except extinction - that Mother Earth had built in mechanisms to ward off any such “global warming” wow the heats on. And when one observes the spectacular on how this theory is - yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye the earth is on the mend IMAGINE!

OK, all right by now enough is enough - if you have read on this far, well I was incorrect in my assessment of time equidistance again and again as this would hold true only if time was temporarily stopped, which is an impossibility. But maybe it is time to hold that thought, to stop the obliteration of “weeds” that may be our best of friends in challenging times of “Too Much Heat”!