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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

White Lightning Refugee

It is “Torture”, the inhumane kind outlawed by the Geneva Convention, with Donald Jong Trump’s mass like murderous Motif Operandi, especially with this “Caravan” craze troop deployment. Look, the last time a sitting president tried that option we ended up with “Four Dead in Ohio”. Trump’s  “we all Tweet in a Twitter submarine” rage today, Tilt-10 on the 3rd Reichter Scale. Sending our military troops to protect Supreme Court Jester Antonin Scalia’s resting place is beyond…isn’t there a conspiracy theory that when Scalia passed away in his sleep down there at Jiggalow Creek Ranch only 20-miles from “refugee alley” that his body was never returned? Some believe Scalia’s last will & testament stipulated - without any undue influence - to rest in peace close to the border with Mexico because he knew some day that “Caravan” would show up and “Opine Season”! OK, sending troops to “Be Afraid” condemn asylum seeking moms with kids is not a “Be Best” 1st Lady attribute. But it is expected and today routine abuse, Moron doesn’t get along with a Melania, we see it in the body language and in the body language. I bet they have no intimacy, especially while Devin Nunes is camped out under the chastity belt bed in the Dead-End wing of the White House - where the whores and crooks have back-door access. But I just talked with a family that were part of that “Caravan” and have landed safely in “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. They just arrived, so are hitting the “Big Lot” with a sign that says “Help”, and it was amazing grace the handouts from strangers - and this is “Conservative America” in Northern California wherein a carry license is not an option but mandatory! Yes, not so close to Devin Nunes’ country but we can smell his pigsty GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus bad-breathing the Democrats. Look, not all conservatives support this Trump maggot! So, a refugee family from that “Caravan” Trump is determined to destroy, safe right here in the “Homeland” so I went interested in how in hell they got here so fast - like “white lightning” fueled immigration. See, they came by way of boat, “Michael row the boat ashore, Hallelujah and the trumpets sound in jubilee”. First and foremost, the husband spoke very good English and was an electrician by trade. The kids wore hand-me-down Halloween costumes and were well mannered. They wanted to be “electricians” like their dad when they grow up in America, made that point clear! The mom was shy, but a smile worth all the tea in China. Is this what the F’n Moron Idiot is against? And yes, there exists “pirating” on the high seas and it is Russia that is behind it, in cahoots with Mexico. It is government sponsored refugee aiding and abetting, the more the better is my sentiment if we are getting electricians and families that stick together. It works like this according to my source. Large fishing trawlers accommodate upwards 50-extra passengers, refugees seeking asylum in America. The Mexican people are struggling cash-poor hard enough for their own basic needs, so don’t want the refugees and best if they are transported to a safer haven, which means a trek along the Pacific Ocean corridor wherein in time they will offload to a Russian fishing trawler - factory sized - which will then head up the coast of Canada with a rendezvous point in Alaska and when an American fishing trawler from Alaska is within S.O.S., the refugee crew is offloaded due a “taking on water” excuse from капитан Nikita Khrushchev. This is how the law works on the high seas, help does exactly that. Now the refugees are encamped on Captain Jack’s boat headed for shore, the refugees get to set foot on American soil, way up “North to Alaska”. True story. Now Alaska welcomes refugees in with open arms? Yes, the state that is known for its Lone Ranger Congressman Don Young’s description of Nancy Pelosi as a “Rabid skunk with gnashing teeth” is very friendly to asylum seeking families. Those “Bridges to Nowhere” seem to bridge the refugees with new hope! And why so this friendly “welcome aboard” for asylum seeking humans? Because, with a limited jobs market and winter that lasts way too long, refugees leave town in a hurry. Yes, they say land ahoy but it’s too damn cold here and head toward the Canadian border. And Alaska is an expensive place to just hang out, another deterrent factor that helps refugees make up their mind pretty soon and head out of Dodge - and there is only one way out! Now Canadians are also very friendly to those wanting to claim they are seeking asylum in “AMERICA” and help there is abundant for the brothers & sisters and kids in tow, by fast tracking them through Canada and with a porous Canada crosswalk U.S. border, “We’re In”. That’s what the front page of the Anchorage Daily Times sported in 1959 when Alaska went from a territory to a state, something to be proud upon let’s have a celebration let’s have a parade. So even though Trump wants to build a WALL, forget it as there are many other avenues already being pursued by refugee seeking families - yes families that are a part of what Ellis Island is all about, families that will pay their fair share of tax on income as they are hard workers so will indeed get gainful employment and that makes them 100-times better qualified to be an America then that Melania and her pack of rats! Put that in your peace pipe and toke it Mr. F’n Moron Idiot, better yet go fishing on one of those Russian trawlers and when “taking on water”, maybe that rescue ship will be out of reach of an S.O.S. praise the lord! In the meantime, refugees entering Don Young’s kingdom, welcome aboard your “North to Alaska” adventures and rest assured, things will work out as “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” is still our national anthem. FUCK DONALD TRUMP, will one day be blood, sweat and tears stained on Miss Liberty, for refugees that earned their keep and helped make American Great some more! And Trump, maybe if you understood the difference between “legal vs. illegal” immigration than maybe you would have a conscious case against that “Caravan”. And if you are having a tough time trying to decipher the “illegal” side of the argument, just look that Melania in the eyes, I rest my case. God Bless America!

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Regards to Beauregard


Donald John Trump is NOT stupid! Donald Jong Trump is insane. Stupid finds a calculated risk excuse reconciliation, no strings attached. Insane is a serious “mind-set” condition so has non-reversible side-effects, as a precaution straight-jacket attached. Stupidity can be resolved with “we learned it all in kindergarten” sentencing penance. Insane needs incarceration at institutes of higher medication. Ok, Ronald Raegan closed the likes of the “Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylums” and then many went homeless and their only hope at a future was in politics. Don’t ask me to self-authenticate this “opine” assessment, just passing on an observation made by Harvard’s renowned and very own Dr. Jekyll, Henry Murray. Henry who? Ted Kaczynski’s hero father fraternity figure! OK, to Simple Simon “simplify”, Trump is a “Trojan Horse” so appears insane from the outside but it is the inner circle that finds stupidity - Psycho Henry calls it “cognitive dissonance”. Regardless, not a good combination as something will give. Now it appears that this “monster” that sits in the White House, wherein the welcome mat sports not a greeting but a warning of - “someone painted April Fools in big black letters on the Dead-End sign” - he pays no attention to the Founding Fathers Constitution. And I am sure with his FOXcopulation Syncopia inferiority complex, that he never read aloud this “Great Emancipator” of Democracy. Get over it, he was too busy either evicting poor-to-do “black folk” from those Beach Haven ghettos owned by Fred Christ Trump or in Donald’s later years too busy with “bone spurs” to find an interest in what was contained in Article II - Powers of the Presidency. But not to fret this regret, he indeed found an understanding behind the Founding Facelift of Fascism and that factions “Constipation Constitution”, as “We the People Patriots” are getting shat upon. Donald’s upbringing was with Fascism, and KKK sympathizing through parades - the reason he wants a march - designed to harass our troops marching peacefully during a Memorial Day celebration! OK, it appears that there are “Patriots” on both sides of the isle, just because you voted for this “insane” doesn’t mean - hold that thought yes it does, just as insane. Maybe as a right to vote we should be tested as to what the Constitution challenges with respect to Life, Liberty and that pursuit to Happiness. I would place a wage that if you polled Trump’s base and asked a Simple Simon question, say for example what is Jefferson Sessions III’s middle-namesnake, they would balk. Mommy and daddy Sessions named their son after a famous Confederate general, a family name handed down for 3-generations of safekeeping in celebration of the Confederacy! But ask that same base what Rikishi Stinkface is all about and what Wrestlemania version “Trump meets the Boogeyman” won honors, they would be all so excited that they could answer that question with ease. Time to vote! But now Trump wants to circumcise the U.S. Constitution to exclude citizenship naturalization for anybody born in “This land is your land, this land is my land” sea to shining sea, those that are the offspring of “illegal immigrants”. That would then disallow “chain migration” which is the only reason Melania Trump and her family can this day live comfortably in “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” with shame. Be it known with scorn that they too were immigrants and somehow Melania was allowed “accelerated” citizenship, which is usually reserved for immigrants that are of age and make a conscious sacrifice to enlist in the military and go off to war like in Iraq and when tour of duty is up with an honorable discharge are offered “citizenship”. Do the time, get ahead of the line on Uncle Sam’s dime! I never saw Melania in military fatigues, did you? She doesn’t care what I think DO U? All “Patriotic Americans” should care, else Democracy is under attack a “Constitutional Crisis” is at hand can we survive this Trump holocaust. So when Donald signs an Executive Order that castrates the Constitution, I hope he words it such that constitutional scholars can sift through the “order’s” intent and find reason to deport Melania. The flamboyant “filth” that has taken over decency in the White House, with the Trump Tower Dysentery “Green Stool” Dynasty hijacking is mind-boggling, because Donald Jong Trump is insane. But this tearing apart of Democracy, this gnawing away at the framework of the Constitution, it is allowed by the “Silent Majority” while Mitch McConnell and his cohorts in shame condone the mindset of the Confederacy resurrected. Abe Lincoln, who kicked Robert E. Lee’s gonads, as sitting U.S. President orchestrated “Martial Law” into effect in efforts that beer drinking Colonists an “allegiance to the flag of the United States” could arrest and hang the Confederate “Turncoats” during the “Great Beauregard Retreat”. But instead we gave the treasonous brats a second chance, and even though Robert E. Lee was allowed his citizenship back pardon me - through an act of Congress well after his funeral - we caved into those death-bed wishes that same guy that commanded the death of thousands of “Patriotic Americans” that heard that call of the “Union” and went to war against the Confederate insurgency. So, we see wherein Trump is exercising his “insanism” by deploying troops to the border - that is the first step towards Martial Law. Remember, he has a war plan as did Hitler have a plan even if through insane reasoning. If “brain cloning” is possible, maybe Donald ended up with Hitler’s single cell amoeba. But That “Silent Majority” along with that Republican Femdom Freedom Caucus, that silence is based on the fact it condones the destruction of Democracy, as that is the only way a “Confederacy” can take over. And a single dent in the Constitution without Congressional approval - we have NOT a Congress that gives a rat’s ass. Soon, there will be laws against “Free Speech” as that is the insane one’s personal vendetta in which he attacks the 1st Amendment Right on a daily basis - through his “FAKE NEWS MEDIA” criteria. Soon we may see an Executive Order that requires all news to be censured through censorship by Kellyanne Conway before release. At the same time, you will be required to carry a gun and be an enlisted devotee in Donald Jong Trump’s “Well Regulated Militia” in efforts to “love it or leave it”, Fascism over Americanism. The “Revolution” has begun, it is a smorgasmbord of Fascism, Nationalism, Counterfeit-Confederatism and when combined gives us Portnoy’s Complaint on Clockwork Orange steroids. And when push comes to shove and Democracy is dead take it or leave this Hitler “Kiss My Ass Club”, I refuse to wipe that filthy asshole and will proudly rest my case, rest my last breath in the noose of the gallows of Fascism in due respect to who we were at one time as a nation without such a decisive division. Dīvide et imperā, it means “Conquer by Dividing”, listen up it is happening right now! And with my last breath of air as I spit blood with sweat with tears and phlegm upon those of the Confederacy the looks of a Mitch McConnell with an expression of Putin’s dildo ramming hard and away up his Confederate anal ego, chalk another win up for Miss Liberty over the Miscarriage of this Confederacy - wherein “Live Free or Die & Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death” finds new meaning! I am ready, read my Last Will and Testament of Democracy. And in my Braveheart dying days for my country, remember that song from the Great General Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama, as my President sang Amazing Grace - how sweet the sound!

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

White Bird Must Fly


The other morning still pitch dark, before the dawn of civilization witnessed once again that light at the end of the tunnel of desire has not been extinguished and the lingering glow may be indicative of a nuclear war heading our way from all directions, I witnessed an “angel” about the ether. Just what I needed to start my day off, no caffeine rush involved. OK, it was a Great White Egret out and about the freedom on high before the commencement of the hustle and bustle from chaos still promoted by the human sacrificial scam endeavor - to get nowhere fast. And when we finally get to that promised land on layaway, Saudi Arabian “knights in white satin” welcome us with the butcher’s salute. In this day come of age, swords being used to crop-chop decent dissenting individuals that practice an obligation being vocal - a.k.a. exercising one’s 1st Amendment Right to challenge authority. Pinch me, it is 2018 not the 10th century. Look, that “privilege” is “God Given Driven”, else cut out our tongues! “White bird must fly, or she will die. The sunsets come, the sunsets go”. It is a Beautiful Day on my horizon she told me so. Yes, we are “gravied” in chaos that has already an epitaph enchanting that destiny’s child “grave”. And technology once good is promoting this “chaos”, not the intent as it could be a good thing in liberation I meant moderation, yet it is out-of-control and proves that Ted Kaczynski’s mathematical genius “Boundary Theory” had limitations. And has this “Flat Earth” technology proved its worth to help us conquer our fears? Yes “Flat Earth” as those cell phones are consistently getting dimensionally confusing, length x width x weight almost need a guitar strap to keep it “linked” because it is more then just ordinary 3 in 1 oil. Just start carrying around a TV glued to a laptop glued to a lobotomy dildo presto! And do you really think there is still security over unwanted “eavesdropping” your intimate conversations? “In the morning when I wake up and listen to the sound, of the birds outside on the roof. I try to ignore what the paper says and I try not to read all the news.” Thanks Neil! But with the backdrop of deep dark space my savior, with only stardust reflections an indication that star-nations all over this Universe have been finished, this “angel” appeared as just that. Dream is over, this was “Reality”. It was at first take very eerie like, this ghost like presence appearing so suddenly out of the blue. Ok, the blue-wave for today was on the way. It was dark out, so the White Bird stood in dominance like, well an “Angel” - assisted on this stage by the reflection from the new moon acting as a beacon of hope. But I never crave any claim to an “eerie” sensation when looking up through the “heavens” towards an unending wealth in that Universal domain we think we understand. Do you really think we will ever “go where no man has gone before” sitting on a firecracker? Or aboard a Space-X rich men only bottle-rocket? Space travel was popular when it first arrived on the scene, became an interest new. “You had me several years ago-When I was still quite naïve-Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair-And that you would never leave-But you gave away the things you loved-And one of them was me-I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee-Clouds in my coffee, and” Simon says and we were so naïve! Now what, as we are still stuck working with “gravity”, stubborn mass and speed of travel so slow that we are old before we get anywhere in space. There must exist a higher order, call it god, or add an extra “o” and call it “good”. Now when I look out and about this “good” given ether, I do not see any semblance of “chaos”, or lingering “cluster fluster” as would be expected if indeed the “Big Bang” went tired of being politically correct with a “Black Hole”. One does not work without the other’s perversion permission. It just does not add up, that there was nothing but a “lump of coal” and then it blew its cool and the Universe came to be and today the fallout allows Brits to call black plane passengers “Black Ugly Bastards” and get away with it. Take UK off my wish list. But what’s up with the proverbial “prove it” with this “Big Bang”! They cannot, and never will. To reiterate, I have witnessed zero “chaos” in the night or morning skies indicative of some humongous explosion that “created” it all and that observation is 24172-days in the making - please “chaos” make my day! And many scientists that have made a well-to-do career with “Fake” multiple-orgasms over this nothing-burger “Banger”, they will remain silent and continue to waste $money$ on “Hard-on” super-colliders that still proves “snake oil” can be sold when ignorance is bliss. Black Elk, an honored with reverence Lakota Sioux worrier, when he looked up at the night sky it warranted respect with a prayer. “The star nations all over the universe you have finished”. And of course without the slightest hesitation to give credit wherein credit is due the “Creator” finished this job at hand, so this respect comes from the heart and soul. The “Creator” did not give us a bomb scare to contend with - there exists no evidence I rest my case - please “cease & desist” any recovery efforts this maddening crowd share theory. But now with Stephen Hawking’s new claim to scientific fame instilling more pain, that “There is No God”? Hawking’s died, but his voice still promotes a following in the same arena as the Jade Helm conspiracy. Another disgruntled dissertation from an individual that had no right ruining…

But Stephen, “I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about god and you ripped his fucking life apart.” Thank you Sean. Don’t I miss Mr. Williams. Hey Robin, please give Hawking’s a “winky”!

Many will disagree with me, as Hawking found his celebrity with sobriety, the latter in the context what in hell are they drinking - in believing this “hoax”? Hawking rests in peace, you fans and followers can now renounce your inner Satan, it is OK. Said again, this “theory” of a “Big Bang” cannot be proved. Now don’t take my word for it, ask the Nobel Prize steering committee that which nominates individuals brilliant in the sciences, especially “physics”. Just because something sounds good, too good to be true sometimes resurrects that “blow me down” and results in a change in the direction of the mainsail. Hawking never won that coveted award, because there came concern from some scientists that the “Big Bang Black Hole” theory held serious flaws and that one day, those that have been hiding behind the truth would practice “honesty is the best policy” and step out of line and “God forgive me for what I have done”. It is time to retreat. In efforts to persuade ourselves that the theory of Hawking and others held a good intent potential, but with over a hundred years gone away since it was first conceived along with the excuse man had not the mathematical genius armed with only a slide-rule to “zero root” qualify this theory about “Creation” as credibil, well today we have that technology yet not the vision to admit defeat. And of course super-computers have been tested to deliver a NAY or AYE the possibility the Creator is a “Unabomber” in disguise. There was no “chaos” from the “Creation”, if there was it would still be seen and felt as a nasty disposition lingering side effect consistent with a malnutrition malfunction, it’s quiet up in the “Heaven” of space! And the ether is getting more and more stable each and every passing day, which means we need to align ourselves to a new theory behind “Creation” that is not just a foolish excuse for a “lump of coal” pissed that it only gained favor at Christmas. And that theory may already be coming our way, but the old guard that stands behind the fromunder rigor-mortis of man’s greatest of scams in the “Hoax” category must be willing to move out of the way, else we continue that journey of one-step forward and did not we pass that same point today some 100-years ago? So yes, there is a readily available replacement to the “Big Bang Black Hole” that in the words of famed negotiator Phineas J. Whoopee, it works and makes sense. Here we go! The “Creation of the Universe” theory by a 9-year old Russian immigrant that lives in Alaska finds the answers, that this “Big Bang” was not loud - but for a serenade that allowed angels to guide us through the night. I have read and fully understand this theory proposed by Amlev Yelknid, so do my kindergarten friends as even Big Bird gets it. So, I would bet that with Hawking now embracing the “heavens” even though he said “there is no god”, that he has seen and witnessed first-hand the lovely physics behind “Creation” and maybe he would like to retract what he said about a non-existent super hero. But that cannot happen, so we live with denial until such time we come to our senses and feel not embarrassed to call a hoax a hoax. In the meantime, morning is breaking another dawn is waking the birds, they sing praise another day and the only commotion from shrapnel attacks is with those of us that don’t believe in “Creation”.

Hey hey! hey hey! hey hey! hey hey!
Grandfather, Great Spirit, you have been always,
and before you no one has been.
There is no other one to pray to but you.
You yourself, everything that you see,
everything that has been made by you.
The star nations all over the universe you have finished.
The four quarters of the earth you have finished.
The day, and in that day, everything you have finished.
Grandfather, Great Spirit, lean close to the earth
that you may hear the voice I send.
You towards where the sun goes down, behold me;
Thunder Beings, behold me!
You where the White Giant lives in power, behold me!
You where the sun shines continually,
whence come the day-break star and the day, behold me!
You where the summer lives, behold me!
You in the depths of the heavens, an eagle of power, behold!
And you, Mother Earth, the only Mother,
you who have shown mercy to your children.
Hear me, four quarters of the world -- a relative I am!
Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is!
Give me the eyes to see and the strength to understand,
that I may be like you.
With your power only can I face the winds.
Great Spirit, Great Spirit, my Grandfather, all over the earth
the faces of living things are all alike.
With tenderness have these come up out of the ground.
Look upon these faces of children without number
and with children in their arms,
that they may face the winds
and walk the good road to the day of quiet.
This is my prayer; hear me!
The voice I have sent is weak,
yet with earnestness I have sent it.
Hear me!
It is finished. Hetchetu aloh!

Monday, October 22, 2018

My Constitution


The U.S. Constitution is a cherished document worth fighting for, death only do us part, a gift for Democracy from the Founding Fathers. It has been in effect for 230-years, to serve well the framework of life, liberty and that pursuit of happiness - which defines that Democracy. But this scared document is under attack, and that is a dangerous proposition for freedom. So maybe this attack is due the complication of this composition on Democracy, that we have not yet a grasp as to what it all means, in practice. So here is my take on what is embedded in that gift from the Founding Fathers, an abridged rendition what it means in a nutshell:

“Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall”

That simple, take it or leave it well enough alone! And if you have a tough time understanding my take on this subject matter so few words, then words of advise from our Founders, “Love it or Leave it” should be taken seriously. We are so divided as a nation, as a Congress, as humanitarians, as brothers and sisters one in the same that if we do not get our act together, this Great Emancipator “with liberty and justice for all” is doomed towards no-return destruction. That line above, all it takes to truly “Make America Patriotic Again”.



Smithsonian Sloppy Joe Special


I decided to renew my Constitutional vows, that I would never trust a Russian. Especially one that immigrated to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in tow highly educated parents, joined the USMC so “fast track” citizenship was his reward for serving time, then when “In” continues to kiss Putin’s ass. Dear Mr. Semper Fi, it was not just the voting booths that were hack attacked by the Russians. Putin is exporting kids to America that join the military then get free education courtesy Uncle Sam and with success of graduation, continue to be comrades-in-arms an allegiance forever while living a “Life of Riley”. And that “fast-track” allows the entire family to get Americanized with both Putin’s very own foot soldiers infiltrating our military and  "happy hour" society. See, that is part of the deal, stay tuned into Moscow’s infiltration and destruction of Democracy! OK, I decided to take a walk on the wild side and navigate over to this thing called a “Library”. I did not realize “finders keepers losers weepers” such an historic iconic institution was still in business, especially with net-neutrality making eavesdropping on your neighbor’s privacy easy as pie. We have become a “Spy verses Spy” society, it ain’t civil! Technology is good, but NOT this good. And with inflation, how much does an overdue fine cost these days? The last time I paid an “overdue book fee” was in 1988 while returning a copy of Steven Hawking’s “A Fake History of Time”. But back then I argued with the teller, that since the “Big Bang Black Ugly Bastard Hole” theory was proven to be a hoax, why in heel spur kitchen should I pay a fine - in fact burn the book was my sentiment! I felt sorry for the teller, as a majority of the waitresses at the card indexes these days are from Volunteers of America - old hippies! And she went really upset when I questioned why Hawking’s never won a Nobel prize like Einstein? Because a 13-old Russian immigrant has discovered a “Theory of Creation” that works and discourages the “Big Bang” dream that which can never be proved so is the ultimate “job for life” for many men & women of “hoax” science. Like “Bigfoot” is for real! Now when I was finally allowed into book worm haven, it was the magazine closet that gained my attention - as I am not a very serious reader, preferring to pen an “opine” here and there on just about any subject matter what matters what happens in Rome stays in Rome. Did you hear that the newest Supreme Court nominee, that Jester Brett Kavanaugh has issued his first dissent “opine”, that “Taxation of beer is Un-Constitutional”? Anyway wow, here is the “Smithsonian”, I had no idea the young minds of America still read this “true” science novelty that was a mainstay during my college bound years. Want to pick up girls, have a “Smithsonian” and a slide-rule at the bar! OK, I received an honorary degree in bar stool equilibrium, from Charles Bukowski when studying at his “Dead Writers Club” in Boston. This is wherein I learned to write, with a beer bottle in both hands. But wow, this Smithsonian: The Big Wave quest with the “Mount Everest of Surfing” and “Secrets of the Scrolls” and the “Battle to Remember”…wait just a dangling participle dangling conversation moment! Maybe it’s the light in this library, way too dim due cut-backs to pay for the corporate tax shelters of the Donald Jong Trump “massacre” administration, and just wait until Thanksgiving Day! But this is…even harder to believe! The adds that support this once cherished scientific journal, the same outfits that swindled my dad and many other senior citizens out of their life savings. From full-page “Fake” jewelry to retirement living that sounds too good to be true especially when a loved one dies and that “Reverse Mortgage” finds you homeless because the fine print says so to another full-page of “Fake” gems to “Fake” watches - of course it’s “Fake” as everything costs $99-bucks. And why not give away your “Trust Fund” to solid-gold-coin shysters? More “Fake” pearls and now it’s onto the medical “snake-oil”. Now where in hell is that “Surf’s Up” article I was once-upon-a-time interested in, not anymore! Wow, finally an interesting article, about how Fascism never died then 3-pages of “Hearing Aid” advertisements followed by more “Fake” jewelry more hearing aid adds more junk and…is this for real? Low and behold, the ultimate in pilferage an advertisement that spells it all out, from Publishers Clearing House. It is Publishers Cleaning House or maybe “Cheating” house. WIN $1000 A Day for Life! No purchase or payment necessary to win. Why praytell, it’s against the law but when you sign up for nothing you will soon be in debt as this is the ultimate “mind game” Ponzi scam, and soon you will be paying out 300x the normal price of a tin can of cashews that you can buy on the cheap at any of the “Dollar Stores” sea to shining sea. It’s a “mind game” scam wherein the elderly think they can get ahead when before indulging were already ahead and end up spending hard earned money on “junk”. My father went into that “Big Black Ugly Bastard Hole” for close to a $100000-bucks for stale “Apple Crisp Cookies” and what tasted like way out-dated “cashews”. When I intervened for my now “poor” dad and complained to PCH because being broke those nasty-grams from PCH sounded like Trump had re-instated “Debtors Prison” and privatized it so all the beds and cells would soon be over-crowded, the agent told me if the package was opened, it could not be returned. Then I told her it was all junk, that the elderly don’t have the dexterity or mindset to read the fine print and this was “elderly abuse” and she quickly told me to keep the “junk” and zeroed out my father’s account - right then and there with a simple assault threat! I was aghast this easy way out, until she told me she was in total agreement with my assessment?  She actually thanked me for taking care of my elderly father. So maybe that is why I no longer visit the library, as it is a villain in disguise when once scientific journals of credibility must resort to “Fake” campaigns to keep the printing press pushing out that subscription. Our senior citizens should beware of scams that show up in magazines or as counterfeit “comfort” advertisements in the mail. The elderly remains subject to constant bombardment with “crap”, and it is so easy for many to fall prey these scams.  So word to the still wise, don’t buy any junk you don’t need based on the fact you think the purchase will bump you up the ladder of success with wealth, it won’t provide any relief in that category. And when it becomes an addiction, soon that savings will be drained to “zero” and then denial sets in like FOXcopulation Syncopia rigor-mortis and the UK now allows a white man to call a black passenger on a plane a “Black Ugly Bastard” and get away with it, as this is the nation that produces the “Be Best” in “FAKE” science and Russia leads the pack in “Turncoats” infiltrating the ranks of our military. As far as the library, burn the basement bargain chain migration magazines that take advantage of our senior citizens through “Fake” as if you asked those that have fallen prey to “money laundering through crookedness” the advertisements found in popular journals, ask them with seriousness if  they would again serve to protect this nation - maybe they would tell you to call Putin!

Sunday, October 21, 2018

My Pledge of Allegiance


If I, S. Pam McGee of Alaska, win the MEGA-Millions lottery on the next draw, which was sitting at $999,000,000 as of Sunday, I have already written a check to the “Beans, Bacon & Gravy Foundation” to use the after-tax winning proceeds in the amount of $669,330,000 to feed the homeless and shelter the homeless. If by chance I win also the POWER-Ball lottery the day after, same conditions and after-tax proceeds of $415,400,000 earmarked to the same organization. So I have the checks pre-ordained, authorized and drawn on my Wells Fargo account, ready to go and this can be considered a “Promissory Note” if indeed my number is up! This is NOT a joke, but “REALITY”, dream is over what can I say but repeat after Cisco;

Oh those beans, bacon and gravy
They almost drive me crazy
I eat them 'til I see them in my dreams
When I wake up in the morning
And another day is dawning
I know I'll have another mess of beans

Xi-phobia


Xi Jinpingpong has a few secret weapons that seem to have already “stumped” the Trump. First and foremost, the Xi NAVY has nuclear armed missiles loaded into silos of submarines that are stationed in the Arctic Ocean - under the ice. If you don’t believe me, you have not been paying attention to Sarah Palin, as it is not only Russia that can be seen from her Alaskan Homestead’s 2nd floor “crapper” while engaged in that morning business. Now when called to order, these “Import Tariff Free-Made in China” missiles will deploy and within seconds of an “Incoming” alert, the Alaska Air Defense Shield will be called into action, to “kill” any attempts to blow the White House to “smithereens”. OK, “someone painted April Fools in big black letters on the dead-end” White House door! How about “Enter at Your Own Risk - Lighting Farts in Progress”? So Xi launches a missile targeting some fast food roach-coach in the “Beltway” because the “Fava” beans gave him the shits. Now the Alaska defense reciprocates and launches its own missile, that is now on Xi’s tail because Trump likes tail that smells like “Horseface”. But soon the Xi missile is outpacing the Trump missile and no sooner the roach-coach is history and when the 7th inning stretch commences, the Trump “kill” vehicle arrives and is confused because there is no longer any target and only a bunch of smoke and the smell of over-heated “Fava” beans. See, the U.S. Taxpayers spent a whole bunch of loot to build this “Missile Defense Shield” that called for a “kill” vehicle that could travel at 4-miles per second to destroy any enemies “incoming” Fava bean projectile of destruction, because without hypersonic technology, this speed pushed the limit of mainframes. That is fast, like from Alaska to D.C. in 17.7-minutes or how fast it takes for the Donald Trump Dysentery Green Stool Dynasty to hide their income in pillow-cases when the Taxman comes knocking. Knock, knock, yes we’re getting descent! But the Xi missile is a little faster because low and behold “hypersonic” is possible, just ask China, just ask Russia - and it only takes 14.1-minutes to destroy the “Fava Bean Express”, because we built this expensive defense contraption then bragged about it and Xi and Putin built a faster race car. It is all about competition, stiff competition which doesn’t bode well for erectile dysfunction according to Melania Trump who doesn’t care, DO U? So, we are already loosing the war kiss your ass goodbye if that “app” says incoming! But 14-minutes is a long time when…Now the other side of the story the other “war”. Since Trump wanted to be a better businessman because he continues to slip further and further down the Forbes-400 “Wealthiest” listing, Donald started this “Trade War” with China. But Xi was prepared for this, and even though Trump looks like a “Bully Culprit” with the “Tariff” stranglehold, Xi has upped production of everything so there is 2x as much stuff coming in as imports as exports subject to Trump’s tariffs, but at the same time Xi lowered the price of everything so we Americans are buying 2x as much Chinese “junk” as our dollar is going a lot further and we like to spend. So what Trump has done both on the military front and economic front, it hurts only his ego and for a guy like Donald Jong Trump, that means castration and when the Eunuch-in-Chief finds out that his wealth continues to erode away at “hypersonic” speeds, we are screwed as the only way to stop that is pressing that button of self-destruction! Trump will retaliate, by destroying this nation and tell us in the final “Tweet”, he did it for the good of…OFF THE AIR!

Doomsday Donald


*URGENCY - CRITICAL*

Rachel Bronson, President & CEO of the Science & Security Board - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientist - and other distinguished board members on this so far peaceful Sunday of October 21, 2018.

As it was enlisted in the “Board’s” January 2018 “Statement” from the global scientific community perspective that oversees the potential of mass-destruction through a nuclear Apocalypse Now Armageddon, it was clear and convincing the reason the “Doomsday Clock” was reset and advanced closer to “Midnight”. It is 2 minutes to Midnight, as the 2018 Doomsday Clock Statement from the Science and Security Board Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists so warned with merit this explanation; “The year just past proved perilous and chaotic, a year in which many of the risks foreshadowed in our last Clock statement came into full relief. In 2017, we saw reckless language in the nuclear realm heat up already dangerous situations and re-learned that minimizing evidence-based assessments regarding climate and other global challenges does not lead to better public policies.” That said, is it time to convene an “Emergency Session” for an updated “Clock Statement” ahead of schedule? With the current state-of-affairs, can the humankind race wait until January of 2019 to see what effect the Donald Trump administration is promoting to increase the severity of military confrontation on a Global scale - wherein the Doomsday Clock should be reset again, even closer to “Midnight”? Just recently the Trump administration focused on very contentious “nuclear” diplomacy. First and foremost, the United States NATO Ambassador Kay Bailey Hutchison warned that the US could "take out" Russian missiles that are perceived to be in violation of the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty, should Moscow continue to violate the terms of this agreement. Followed soon after by President Donald Trump declaring that the United States was pulling out of that landmark “Treaty” with Russia, a decades-old agreement signed in December 1987 by former President Ronald Reagan and former USSR President Mikhail Gorbachev and honored by past U.S. presidents sworn to protect the interests of the citizens and at the same time promoting a global peace initiative. This “Treaty” termination along with the “take out” order comes about for what the Trump administration perceives as a violation of the agreement and this action is precipice a follow-through permission such threats by the U.S., retaliating through force which will escalate a World War conflict. Furthermore, while terminating that treaty, the Trump administration also finalized the dismantling of the Obama-era Iran nuclear deal. This action by the Trump administration is taking the world down a “dead-end” no-return bon-voyage, orchestrated by “war-hawk” members of the re-instated PNAC initiative, the “Project for the New American Century” - that which called for total domination throughout the world by American Capitalism and global “military” superiority. It starts with “Trade Wars” and escalates to other types of war, like nuclear! We are so close to war, as past U.S. presidents in “Good Standing” the ideology of the Founding Fathers’ U.S. Constitution and securing against an insurgency, these men of honor considered that PNAC “initiative” beyond decency of democracy any diplomacy. It is alive and well again today under the Donald Trump presidency and there no longer exists an olive branch to extend in the midst and direction of any peaceful diplomacy. Donald John Trump has taken the weakling road of a “Bully”, placing all mankind at risk. So please act now, as this “Board” has strength, to demonstrate to this World that what is happening today on the global stage of diplomacy is very, very dangerous by using only the hands of a clock, in your hands.

Respectfully Submitted by S. Pam McGee on this day of October 21, 2018.


Saturday, October 20, 2018

Praise the Lord I’s Free Man


Before blasting off to explain a dream come true, sidebar moments from the “Dirksen South Slavery Servery” U.S. Senate cafeteria for this week: DNA test results of Elizabeth Warren show very little relation to Pocahontas but the fact she is strongly related to the Pocahantavirus. “Be Best” burgers ever served better then Kobe, served with Khashoggi ground chuck on a hoggie roll. OK, this is the Senate staff having fun, those that may one day be representing? Besides that being nauseating, it was beyond decency of Democracy, this recent attack on my political affiliation and it had nothing to do with Donald Jong Trump on a “We all Tweet in a Twitter submarine” net-neutrality rage. See, Hillary Clinton is campaigning again and rumor from the gumshoe about to drop that she is testing the waters for another bid at taking up residency in the White House in 2020. Somehow those cum-stains on the Oval Office walls attract her attention - she is still trying to figure out if that orgasm belonged to Bill? It never goes away, like that act impregnated the highest office in this land for good. There outa be a law even in this free-land, that enough is enough. The stains have been covered up, so why in hell’s kitchen is Hillary smiling like she did the night a lunatic beat her odds at becoming the 1st…she is no Princess Diane! Hey, I’m an “Independent” that leans toward the common-good found under a Democratic Republic - or what is left of it. My pledge of allegiance, “Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall” as I was taught so by my Founding Father. I cherish that day when the Air Force must run a bake sale to pay for $350-million fighter jets that get demolished by a storm named Michael because the pilots said screw this hurricane and got out of dodge with their families before the rowing got rough. Amazing, that we have the military “mindset” brilliance to leave the aircraft behind for the scrap yard. Must be some form of rigor-mortis taking over the brass-balls of the Pentagon - like a Kim Jong bUNghole “fromunder” attack. But in the wake of this horrendous hurricane, it woke the “Perils of Pauline” Hillary Clinton with Bill in tow to hit the mainstream to test the waters that maybe, just maybe she can knock Warren into quarantine. I don’t want to be in no way shape or form affiliated with a family that gives appetite to a rotten apple. If we woke once again to that 2016 nightmare with Hillary verses the Rikishi Stinkface protégé, I’s with Steven Segal and surrender my citizenship and will move to Putinville. Why “We the People” still find a fantasy with the Clintons is like another take with Hannibal Lecter. Just retire, make the best of what Bill learned at Jeffrey Epstein’s “Little Saint Pedophile’s Island”. So maybe they need help, Bill and Hillary can get by with a little help from a friend as when seniors forget what they are supposed to be doing in life, we must come to their rescue. I helped my dad in a similar situation, so experienced in this calling. Sometimes all it takes is a little abide and abet push and shove and they see the light at the end of the tunnel of “Love”. Just like with Donald and Kim Jong! So I started a “GoFundMe” under the title “Assisted Living for Hillary Clinton” with the following caption:

This funding will be used to purchase a MAGA dildo for Hillary Clinton so she can retire away from the political scene and at the same time provide Bill with fun and excitement. If extra funds are available, lifelong “Energizer batteries” will be purchased so this gift keeps on giving! Please donate, else “We the People’s” democracy could be subject to another sabotage.

And was posted as:


But this morning, I received this broadcast from the “ZEN” desk:
The GoFundMe Team (GoFundMe)
Oct 19, 5:03 PM PDT
Dear GoFundMe Customer,
We're writing to inform you that your GoFundMe campaign has been removed because we're not able to verify your connection to the beneficiary.
And my addiction to fund dildos for others was taken down, but went on for a good 8-hours to collect donations! Not due a complaint as money already started to roll in from an “Anonymous Donor” named William Jefferson, but the fact I was not related to the “beneficiary” as named in my “please donate to this Honeymoon” application. So, if Bill and or Hillary and or Chelsea want to continue this “GoFundMe”, have at it as with the “anonymous” donations only 3-cents short from the goal. In the meantime, my ZEN approved DNA proves I am not related to Hillary, amen what a blessing!

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Poor, Poor Me, Paganites. Aah


Now that Stephen Hawking has declared “God is Dead”, it is time to unveil the “Truth”, that the biggest hoax and the longest lasting hoax is the paganites retreat and hiding behind an unrealistic myth defining “Creation”? First and foremost, the “Big Bang Black Hole” theory was flawed since its incipient cavitation inception. OK, back a hundred years ago we did not have the mathematical computation speeds that could have warned us upon this “hoax”, as the slide-rule was a magnificent achievement but had its limitations with Cosmic Ray's math. Remember when we “men & women of science” walked around with this concealed weapon, hanging from our belts? Don’t mess with me or I will Pi you in the face! For real, I never felt alone or afraid walking the Boston Back Bay’s back alley streets half-drunk with a marijuana high decay setting in, heading back from Bukowski’s “Dead Author’s Bar” when Mr. Slide Rule was by my side. But modern-day high-speed computer number crunching has found respect, as so so soon with the newest Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh! What? He just published his first High Court “opine” and it satisfies the long awaited sentencing that “beer cannot be taxed”, way to go kudos from the “Boston Beer Party”. But now that bastard child Stephen Hawking has declared that “There is no God”, maybe this is something that should be handed to the Supreme Court for a jurisprudence review. But the theory of Hawking and other non-believers, it did not work from the get go as to have a lump of coal that contained all of matter - there was no dimension in the beginning and X times Y times Z was a divide by zero error! For that matter all this matter, there was no light, nor time as is comprehended by modern civilization, and no dimension. Now even though there existed no super computers when some priest woke up with a cheap communion wine hangover and had this headache that was the result of a “Big Bang” when he was caught looking through a “Black Hole” into Sister Irene’s habit changing room, well praytell all things considered can be solved by Newton’s “zero root” equation - so there is no excuse this “hoax” that we have been challenged to believe by people we are supposed to trust. Don’t believe me that we have been “hoaxed”! Take the time to go outside tonight if clear and dark, look up at the nighttime sky and pause for a moment of silence that “flat earth” cell phone can wait! Do you see “Chaos” or “Tranquility”. If the “Big Bang” did indeed invade “Tranquility”, we would still see the results, in chaos swarming through the heaven. But it is tranquil, which means forget the “Big Bang” and forget the “Black Hole” extravaganza. OK, I recall that comment about a “bastard child” with Hawking, but he used that handicap as an advantage to prepare us to accept something not even he could prove in his segregated lifetime. Just the other day a guy that was a survivor of cancer, wherein radiation treatments melted away his nose in disgust, he was kicked out of a “box store” because being close to Halloween kids in tow their moms shopping for candy went horrified. Now if that were Stephen Hawking, do you really think the store management would have thrown this Nobel scientist out the door? But the “Black Hole” & “Big Gang Bang” theory of Creation needs a lobotomy, a Melania Trump makeover. And I stand corrected, Hawking never won the coveted Nobel prize for physics or any other studies and today blames God. Why no bragging rights? The “Big Gang Bang Rape” theory could not and would not ever be proved to the satisfaction of the Nobel steering committee! I never believed it as acceptable science, as it was tested numerous times at Bukowski’s - on bar stools spinning out of control. See, in the beginning there existed no light, no civilized time and no dimension. And “Infinity” was a concept, like God. Concept? Remember John Lennon. Now there is a new kid in town “Theory of Creation” that should be gaining notoriety and acceptance away from the maddening crowd share of scientist that are afraid to admit defeat and have swindled a career of nonsense like a Stormy porn star, with their Hard-on Super Collider ejaculations, it should be renounced like Satan at baptism. The fact that some scientists believe the lump of coal theory can demonstrate a single point beginning, well an infinitesimal point doesn’t exist - it will finally vaporize to nothing with each integration - modern computers teach us that fact of the matter a lump of coal. I keep using that “lump of coal”, like that gift that keeps on giving which should be by now retired and the same with this theory from those that are supposed to understand why I-beams bend! Interesting, that the guy that designed the World Trade Center Towers performed calculations of what to expect if a plane flew into the structure - it wouldn’t collapse. But that was when the biggest plane on the production line was a 727. Hey Saudi Arabia, just buy a 737 bomb! But the “Theory of Creation” by Amlev Yelknid is easy to understand and will soon be the center of attention and attraction. Take a piece of printer paper and cut a strip an inch in width and form it into a ring. That ring in its infinitesimal state contained all of energy, so pure of form. With a Simple Simon 180-degree phase transition due an act of contrition, that ring is then transformed into a Mobius surface - wherein light, time and dimension were born and with that the need for “infinity” as the light was on a journey. The latter beacon street beat respected by time and dimension, an important element for propagation of new matter. The transformation between this pure energy being downgraded with a dimension allowed for the creation of planets, in a subtle “bang” that induced continuance of “Tranquility”. See, “Tranquility” is important for stability. Now when the energy is totally consumed - and we don’t know yet if that has come of age - the Mobius will undergo another Simple Simon 180-phase transition, and that is “infinity”. Closed loop solution, and “here we go loopty loo, here we go loopty…this theory don’t lie! Remember, “We learned it all in kindergarten” and graduated to bar stools!


Total Disruption the Only Solution!


The way Donald Jong Trump continues to “disrupt” the tranquility of Democracy, is it a “Good Thing”? Time will tell, but for sure the political quagmire will never be the same as it is on “chaos” overload. And the “Perils of Pauline” this political rebellion, possibly due the “divide” between the left vs. the right? Remember what the Founding Fathers warned: “Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall”. And it is Congress to blame for the shortcomings against “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” and Democracy. Now many will say not far enough my discretionary dissertation to point a middle finger at the United States Congress, that with the trickle down “We the People” voters are to blame because it is our desire who gets to shat on that oath of office.  “I, Alfred E. Neuman, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me Stephen Hawking.”  OK, the ending used to call on “so help me God” and was cherished since 1862, until Hawking proved that God was killed in the “Big Bang”. But for 200 years plus a few days, we had always placed our mainsail thrust in a bipartisan relationship with that Constitutional body called Congress - a.k.a. TRUST! But when we let down our Constitutional guard and let a Confederate sneak in and wreck-havoc on Miss Liberty, well Mitch McConnell would have been hanged if it were 1865! “Oh move over Rover and let Jimi take over” you know what I’m talking about as it is louder today then Hendrix’s “Star Spangled Banner” encore at Woodstock. Look, Max Yasgur’s Farm became an historic “disrupter” that proved its worth in the “Good Thing” category. It changed the landscape, both socially and politically and gave us a better nation in sovereignty. So, maybe this nation was due for another off-course correction course revival. Shake it up good, wait for the pieces to say hey and see what is left - what is the fallout? Holy shit, the EXXON Valdez just hit “Bligh Reef” head on full speed ahead! Let’s hope never a repeat. And let’s hope this is not what is happening to Democracy under a liar’s fool. “Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me”!  America is very resilient, and for the most part if this Trump Tower Dysentery Green Stool Dynasty change proves to be NOT a “Good Thing”, then “give me your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” as we can change things that disgrace Democracy. If ever incarcerated against change, we have entered the no return FOXcopulation Syncopia Complex no-spin zone that is the tunnel of love for Fascism. IMAGINE if Fuhrer Melania demanded loyalty, and “give me liberty or give me death” was transposed as “Fascism Only” or that death wish comes true. And wait there is more, for real Congress wants to bring back “Debtor’s Prison”? We are inferior, mistakes are made throughout life and our survival mechanism kicks in to fix things. For some, that instinct is very inferior and relies on telling lies. See, it is easy to tell lies and we learned it all in kindergarten that lying is not socially acceptable. And for the most part, we leave “lying” behind at graduation. But not so for a faction that relies on lies to gain an advantage in life, as if lies work then keep up the good work. And it is not only in politics wherein we find this “inferiority” complex that finds a need for a shakeup - in the science of things. But The inferior complexity of humans finds its most demanding error in the treatise thesis that supports the “Big Bang” & “Black Hole” theory. That still unproven unsubstantiated “FAKE” reasoning has worn out its welcome. Almost a hundred years gone bye, $billions$ of dollars spent on Hard-on Super Colliders - that prove nothing except man is inferior. But many have made it a lifetime career chasing this notion that “all that matters” was contained in a very dense booger under heat and then somebody picked the nose - it is the ultimate in that “nothing burger” category. At least with Donald Jong Trump, he does not hesitate to lie upon a lie. He doesn’t hide the fact that this liar’s fool has made it through life with the same Motif Operandi, that a lie pays off! So this theory that there was nothing then something, it does not compute. When I look up at the morning or nighttime sky, there is no indication nor fragments of the imagination that there was at one time chaos from that booger exploding. If that be the case, then the “chaos” that has arrived in the beltway, that chaos that now claims squatters rights in the White House with an “April Fools” welcome sign, well if this kind of “chaos” leads to patience with Fascism, we are having the wool pulled and lies will become the normalcy until Democracy is raped then what? We have a choice, a lump of coal or…that lump - nose booger - has been fantasizing our desires to understand for 13.8-million years how Donald Jong Trump got to where he is today. And the New York times said God was dead and the war began…OK, the bastard child claimed that “God was Dead”. But the “Big Bang Black Hole” theory does not work, as a lump of coal containing all of matter defies the triple-point of water and to accept this inferior theory relies on the fact that there was always a “dimension”, so “Creation” cannot exist like some scientists have fooled us to believe. And God is not dead, as is not the Creator just a concept by which we measure our pain…

Defintion of FOXcopulation Syncopia Complex:
Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?
Cathy: Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.
Morgan: Tootsie Roll! Toot, toots!
Chuckie: She's missing a tooth, Will. She's got skin problems. Plus, it's like five to two Morgan ends up marryin' her, you know what I mean? There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife.

Monday, October 15, 2018

DEMOCRACY WATCH 2020


I am a Bernie Sanders fan, but his ideology of governance upon humanity is based on “Socialism” and America is scared of that opportunity, as we get confused upon what that form of government is all about. We are talking about a form of government never tested sea to shining sea, as the defining moment for any form of government is acceptance. Since we have not yet tested a Bernie Sanders form of socialism here in the Union, we really don’t know what it means. Sure it could work, wonders. For basics, it would level the playing field between the rich and middle-class, is not that enough? But I don’t hold my breath that Bernie would ever get enough votes to take back the White House. Bernie is a “Revolutionist” and “We the People” have not yet come to the cross-roads of such as a guiding light going forward, as we are afraid of our shadows when it comes to “True Patriotism”. We brag about unyielding support for the 2nd Amendment Right, yet are so afraid to mobilize as a “Well Regulated Militia”. We don’t even practice that call to duty, so it is all a big smokescreen. I know so many gun carrying aficionados this Founding Fathers’ right, yet these Rambo wannabee make-believes would run for cover the first call to organize under such a “Militia” - like with “Chicken Little Ja’Red Hen”, who will help me defend the Union…not I, not I, not I! But the other wannabe presidential candidates in the running so far for 2020 on the democratic side, very boring and may as well chalk up another 4-years for the F’n Moron Idiot. It is more of the same poor showing as we saw in 2016, the Hillary syndrome. Amazing, Trump’s only qualification is the fact he can throw out paper towel rolls when people are hurting from a disaster. OK, he is very good at hiding from the Taxman and seems to legitimize rape and murder - this is the Motif Operandi that won the Trump Tower Dysentery Green Stool Dynasty the “Throne”, and he has made it a family affair. And for sure, deep down inside the “True Conservative Republican” movement, it must despise his ways and means - but if it gets that faction’s agenda set in stone, like with the Supreme Court…hold that thought. We are a divided nation, and our Founding Fathers warned out loud the dire consequences should that separation continue without arrest. We have always succeeded as a bi-partisan community, wherein a dedicated U.S. Congress regardless of what party found power with a majority, that body saw too it compassion on both sides of the aisle. And that enforced acceptance of the Commander-in-Chief, yes support from the citizens because what was going on in Congress benefitted “We the People ALL”. It is Congress that yields the gavel of power, and when so lop-sided the Jack Marler concept of “No Taxation without Representation” rings out loud and should be practiced in unison. That is not the case today with the U.S. Congress, it is on “Tilt” with respect to a bipartisan mandate. So is Democracy doomed? Maybe, else we get a tag-team running for the 2020 election that can once again bring back a bipartisan relationship. With a president candidate that demonstrates an affection for Democracy and running mate that is enough conservative to shed away votes from the incumbent. Believe me, take away the conservative vote from Donald Jong Trump and his dream of another 4-years is done with and then he can start his time in solitary. With that, I propose the team of *Eric Swalwell and Nicolle Wallace* as the candidates that can take back control of the White House and also throw a noose around the AWOL U.S. Congress. So today the “Lousy Hat Solidarity Party” endorses the Swalwell/Wallace ticket for 2020 - we must recruit, we must draft, we must invigorate this ticket to step forward and make Democracy well again. It will take a combined party team to break away from a stagnation that is eroding away at the foundation of the U.S. Constitution. Eric & Nicolle, they can do it!



Sunday, October 14, 2018

Lump of Coal

A lump of coal, not a very encouraging gift! But it is the gift that keeps on giving. For way too many years in a row, the scientific community has wasted $zillions$ on “Bridge to Nowhere” imposter nonsense science with respect to the “Big Bang” theory. Take this resume as found on Mr. Wikipedia:

“The earliest phases of the Big Bang are subject to much speculation. In the most common models the universe was filled homogeneously and isotropically with a very high energy density and huge temperatures and pressures and was very rapidly expanding and cooling. Approximately 10−37 seconds into the expansion, a phase transition caused a cosmic inflation, during which the universe grew exponentially during which time density fluctuations that occurred because of the uncertainty principle were amplified into the seeds that would later form the large-scale structure of the universe. After inflation stopped, reheating occurred until the universe obtained the temperatures required for the production of a quark–gluon plasma as well as all other elementary particles. Temperatures were so high that the random motions of particles were at relativistic speeds, and particle–antiparticle pairs of all kinds were being continuously created and destroyed in collisions. At some point, an unknown reaction called baryogenesis violated the conservation of baryon number, leading to a very small excess of quarks and leptons over antiquarks and antileptons—of the order of one part in 30 million. This resulted in the predominance of matter over antimatter in the present universe.”

I am not a pagan to science, but also not a peon. And this is “FAKE” science at its “Be Best” and “I Don’t Care Do U” moment. We waste money building these large-particle super-collider like contraptions, that which takes years in construction and then in the final report of the test-of-a-lifetime for droves of scientists that pick their noses better then reasoning, same old installment plan “crap”: “Consequently, the state of the universe in the earliest instants of the Big Bang expansion is still poorly understood and an area of open investigation and speculation.” A “Quark” scientist’s famous last words, “SPECULATION”. So back to the drawing board. For real, it takes upwards 5-years to build these underground race tracks with fancy names and when the “Start Your Engine” flag is lifted, we get whiplashed with a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001 second race? Talk about a fart in the breeze! Based on a ROI, it sucks the wind out of Sarah Palin yelping about how she can see Russia from her bedroom “crapper”. Here is what I am eluding upon. Take the money wasted on something that will never be proved so what if it is what does it do for humanity, use this loot to feed the “homeless”, shelter the poor, as what in hell is more important? Not I am not saying give up the pursuit to understand “Speculation”, just don’t waste my hard-earned taxable income for the betterment of nonsense. For those scientists that want to be a hero like Isaac Newton and become a fixture on Killian’s Court “Attics of the Pavilions”, prove your theory by math - as numbers can do it all. It is how Mr. Newton proved all kinds of things, without experiment. We should not be wasting time and effort on something that provides nothing, because it proves nothing. And better yet, when in Rome do as the Romans, embrace a simpler “singularity” hypothesis of how the Universe began. The theory proposed by Amlev Yelknid, a 13-year old immigrant from Russia that now studies in Alaska, her “speculation” is gaining popularity as it is easily understood by layman, but the “Big Bang Black Hole” royalty are shunning her discovery. Why? Because it makes sense and with that we don’t have to waste money and create jobs for life that will produce another speculative “Sorry” again, and again and again some more. I hope that someday we see Yelknid’s name in that “Court”, and she deserves that Nobel! See the connection to Velma’s theory of the Universe these writings this site:

Let There Be Light(October 12)
In My Life(September 24)

Friday, October 12, 2018

Let There Be Light!


Amlev Yelknid’s “Creation of the Universe” revisited: In the beginning a G[o]odØEnergy ring existed in the NetherÛscape-void, with “Ø” finding an existence placating an “always was and always will be” fascination - the lemniscate identifier . The [o] herein is used as a multi-denominational treatise, promoting God belief for a religious following or without for the Good only the atheist faction of civilization. This “Ø” was of “infinitesimal” thickness and dimensionless piecewise, due the “Û” inside as well as outside the common denominator in “Void”. It was the purest form of “energy”, and thus contained all elementary “energy” components in that realm’s entirety, it was the ultimate source. When the call came to be, with “Let there be light” - either by design or through an act of contrition - pure energy light was emitted from the inner as well as outer surfaces of the ring(Ø), at G[o]odØSpeed and faster then the speed-of-light as we know it today due the latter finding an inferiority complex. For the outgoing “Pure” energy light, there existed NO restrictions as it was an open domain. Different set of circumstances with the inner ring’s output, as with the tick-tock engaged there would be a time-domain reflectometry restriction orchestrating a retrograde collision and this would suffer the sacrilege that all infinities are not created equal - an impossibility! To avoid this head-on collision, the “ring’s” internal once “dimensionless” diameter found significance with reason for change, in efforts to allow this “energy right” to travel unhinged. For that support, the ring started to increase in diameter, faster then this G[o]odØSpeed in efforts to allow the laws of physics to behave without compromise. This inner and outer coordination stipulated in actuality 2-separate infinities were at play this event. And the increasing diameter’s speed of response caused the “Ø” to morph into a “Mobius” strip. This 1st order transformation no longer allowed for an infinitesimal width, as the pattern of the Mobius demands a finite “width” and thus relative time started with this “Creation”. It is a good point to pause and emphasize that a 2nd order transformation imposes “infinity” on the ring. From a simple ring, a transformation yields a Mobius surface and another equal transformation takes it to infinity, the 3-states of ringdom. But for now and then “Creation” was satisfied at the 1st order. With the Mobius now controlling destiny’s child with respect to “Creation”, this G[o]odØEnergy light form was emitted from the surface, with both “infinities” targeted for this release - it did not matter as the surface dynamics allowed for these two “infinities” to co-exist. All was happy, not so! The exception was the inner transformation zone of the “Mobius” surface between the 2-infinities, as herein there was competition at a peculiar point in space. The uniqueness associated with the overall transformation pleases the energy elements birth to flight though random distribution and there exists a dedicated signature for each element that competes for space, as time now held meaning. From the “Mobius” surface, an unlimited spectrum of signatory energy elements exited into space, and like the “Charge of the Light Brigade” the NetherÛscape was transformed into the (n)EtherÜscape, unabated except for that peculiar point in free-space wherein there existed competition by 2-separate infinities. This competition results in the individual energy elements trying to occupy the same point, such co-existence is another impossibility as it violates the laws of nature as infinity is supposed to be exactly that - infinity. But when dealing with 2-separate infinities, such co-existence cannot unless the signatures are exactly the same. So as the 2-infinities deploy energy elements that compete for the same point in space, to alleviate the tension “mass” is created and is allowed to explore the (n)EtherÜscape. Which through this on-going phenomenon, the “Universe” comes to be, so populated by this generated mass with a juxtaposition following the laws of action-reaction at a distance physics, and thus expands. The uniqueness of the 2-separate infinities in collusion causes things to be created, everything and anything. The earth a prime example, and most likely one-of-a-kind as the possibility of an energy element from infinity(∞İ)and another energy element from infinity(∞Ï) being identical as that which created this earth happening again, it cannot happen. Now even though the energy element signature is random and “near miss chance” theory is far-fetched, if this random generation of energy elements from 2-separate infinities ever found the opportunity to be identical, then both elements could legally occupy the same point in space and there would be no further argument and “Creation” would rest its case - finished!

NoteBook: Amlev Yelknid was 9-years old when her family migrated from Russia to Alaska. At 13-years of age, she proposed this theory.

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

From Russia with....


In 1927, Fred Christ Trump was arrested for participating in a “mob” disturbance at a Memorial Day Parade in the Bronx. The patriarch of the Trump Tower Dysentery Green Stool Dynasty had ganged up with KKK and Fascists sympathizers then started harassing the American soldiers in formation to celebrate the day that is dedicated to remembering the troops. So this “mob” mentality was an insult of defecation on the men and women soldiers in service fighting for freedom’s sake.  And how would that wannabee “mob” mentality go over today? Maybe it is due, a re-enactment of that May day some 90-years gone bye, as today’s military might has been infiltrated by “Traitors”. OK, it is not a systemic problem, but like anything else if over time things are not “fixed” then local management looses control and it can become destructive. A weak link can topple a bridge, ask London! Here is what I am trying to get “point-blank” across. A Russian couple that didn’t see eye-to-eye with Vladismear Vladimirobitch Putin finds a ways and means to get a working visa in “This land is your land, this land is my land, from California to the New York Island”. It was easy as American pie for this couple, as both were highly educated in physics, both husband and wife boasting a PHD degree. So “Welcome Aboard from Abroad” and the green card carpet awaited their arrival, in tow the Russian brat kids. Nothing wrong with this picture, yet that is. Hey, this is the American Dream come true. Now it takes time once here to gain that citizenship. One must mind thy “p’s & q’s” and prove that they can give up their “Homeland” of origin to gain favor under Miss Liberty’s umbrella coverage. So far all is going well, and sonny boy Russian brat becomes of age, and realizes that he can join the USMC and then have a gun. He can then get free education and when honorably discharged, apply for citizenship with ease through George W. Bush’s “Accelerated Path to Citizenship” - it shaves off 5-years the normal process. And why not carry along mom and dad for the ride, that “chain migration” carrot top - what a joke! Said again, there is nothing wrong with this picture…yes there is beyond the joker wild stage. Why a United States Congress allowed this nation’s sovereignty to be raided by non-citizens is beyond Constitutional. If the troop count went low-balled following the Vietnam War into the Iraq standoff, start up the damn “draft” as that is Constitutional. But to allow non-citizens to join the ranks of the military as a ways and means to get rich quick…I became the victim of this abuse - and in my book one bad apple spoils it all. I am glad that Barack Obama put a STOP to this MAVNI foreigner recruitment program madness, the “Military Accessions Vital to National Interest” as somebody high up in the executive branch of government saw a problem! This program allowed upwards 8000 foreigners to enlist and guaranteed an accelerated citizenship along with a family “chain migration” affair, there is a multiplier with this scenario. Now I am going out on the limb, as I have lost all respect for the troops of today. Either we are not background checking these kids or we have made it too damn easy becoming an American by virtue of military service dedication. In my situation, it follows that “one bad apple” we learned it all in kindergarten - a rotten apple spoils the wine! Anyway, a Russian punk kid that came over to the states through Ellis Island as mommy & daddy’s little boy went through boot camp and became a citizen and then he became my boss. See, a fringe benefit the fact the Northern-California company I worked for honored ex-Russians turned American. I have been an American citizen for 64-years, this punk and his entire “Americanized” family cannot beat that rap, even with time-in-country combined. I have said the “Pledge of Allegiance”…they will never catch up! And Uncle Sam paid for this wannabee Marine’s “Master’s Degree” in “American Hoodwanking”. And right off the bat as my first-line supervisor this Russian kid - that didn’t have a clue what solar energy was all about in Northern California - I could sense distrust. This kid was named Pavel Vladimirobitch Molotov, it stunk of Putin Russian puss puke. I was older and been there done that and there was something in my American roots that found suspicion with this Russian punk. When he asked me to take down my desk top American flag on Russian Day in June, I knew something was up with this punk’s dedication to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, and when he laughed at Woody Guthrie? Soon, he had somehow convinced the company owners to “fire me”, and in California the “At Will” doctrine sucks. What really happened is the fact that this “Treasonous Turncoat” allowed another employee to throw an electrical switch that almost killed another worker - and when I went vocal about it, attacking this kid totally unaware what in hell he was doing, I lost the battle. This Putin puppet Pavel Vladimirobitch won out. I am an American, and even though not in uniform, the American Red, White & Blue is that forever “uniform” and fits me well - so I declared WAR! This was my very own WAR against the Russians! Soon, this Russian piece of Putin “scat” that hides behind the badge of the USMC had written nasty letters about me, that he felt I was a threat and the company was able to get a restraining order against me - which will ruin my work career forever. And this scary-cat has the audacity to say he was a Marine? What in hell is Colonel Jessep and his "Code Red" brigade generating out of Camp Legeune? Sure in hell don’t seem to be the worrier kind. So, for NO reason whatsoever except being a “True American”, I lost my job and lost my 2nd Amendment Right as a side effect of the court order - to a punk Russian named Pavel - a piss-ant that will milk the military awards system forever. And with that honor in reality a “dishonor”, well his parents will see a better American future then this natural born citizen. If this is “Democracy”…it isn’t as our nation is under attack - the hen house has been robbed, the gatekeeper raped and I smell the filth of a Russian. But I will continue to honor my WWII dad and the kids now grown that tested the trenches in Vietnam, but after that “Fuck your Semper Fidelis” Memorial Day because “You Can’t Stand the Truth” that there is NO honor, there is NO courage and what remains this "Always Faithful" motto is a commitment to attack an American citizen, that in my Constitution is "Treason"! Maybe it is time to bring back the gallows, as being "faithful" to Putin...did not I already mention Treason as the reason!