Commander on Deck...

HURRICANE – Apollo & Athena

“Don’t need a weather man to tell which way the wind blows”…but my weather model indicates a good chance that IRMA will soon break into 2-sepearte storms. If it hits a critical landfall point down the KEYS, it will break into opposing disks - half the energy as IR heading out into the Gulf and the other half of this energetic massive swirling cloud heading out into the Atlantic, call that MA! But my model has not been tested or verified, just keeping my fingers crossed, that when it hits on Sunday during the early morning hours that it will follow the path calculated by the “Boundary Theory of Disks” devised by Ted Kaczynski. See, Ted was a mathematical genius, he committed a crime when dressed up as the Uni-bomber for trick-or-treat and is now doing time wasted away – “He was just a revolutionary Bum”. But why not use his brain calculating talents to help make weather models more predictable? We only realize a hurricane when it is too damn late, but there must exist conditions out at sea, that boundary stuff, that precipitates the beginning of a storm - that seed. If we knew that IRMA was to be such a devastating storm, even a week sooner before it was to hit Florida or the neighboring poorer countries south of the Mar-a-Logo stink-hole, at least we could have had enough gasoline stockpiled for families to get out of harm’s way.