Look
around you, ask anyone around you what are the big item issues
challenging our freedoms from sea to shining sea? What you mean you
can't engage anybody in an intelligent conversation – OK they're
all glued to that “Twitter” thing. Hey, just turn on that “cell
phone” blocker! What you mean you don't have one? Then get one, as
it is better then a piece and disguised as a package of cigarettes!
So we have before us today still the issue of abortion, immigration
and NO More American Pipelines. So, here is my take on these three
most important issues. Abortion, it's a woman's choice and I have not
a say in that issue, strike out #1. Immigration, that's up to those
seeking freedom here in America, once again their choice, not my
concern. If they want freedom here and are willing to put up with a
Congress that gives not a rat's ass about liberty – come on over!
So it leaves only the NO MORE PIPELINE issue to debate! What's all
the fuss? Take the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline, the most controversial
pipeline ever built. Once approved by Congress back in the early 70s,
it went in limbo litigation for another 5-years, when this nation was
being bullied by the Saudis and gas lines were forming at petro
stations on the West coast – we needed this pipeline and that oil
from way up north. What caused the delay was based on two all
important issues. Who owned the land, and was construction to be
performed by union or non-union workers? So along came the Alaska
Native Claims Settlement Act, which demonstrated that anybody can be
bought for the right price along with the fact that you don't mess
with Jimmy Hoffa and the boys. So the Native Alaskans received a
dividend for their land rights violated and those against the “Union”
went missing mysteriously. Now with the issues resolved, overnight
the union halls opened and the trenchers started ripping open the
Alaskan wilderness for 800-miles and soon a whole bunch of oil was
heading south, 20% of the nation's requirements, which allowed the
gas shortage to go away. So after some 35-years, an estimated
17-Billion barrels has rolled down that line. Sure there been some
minor leaks, and a bigger then minor league leak when some nut-case
wounded the pipe with a bullet. But all in all, except for the
Hazelwood follies, that line has transported Alaska North Slope crude
oil without really an incident of magnitude that would instill
caution upon this type of transportation system – as it is the
safest and most cost effective over all other methods of delivery. In
fact, when oil was discovered in Alaska and the word was out and
visionaries started looking at ways to get it where it could be used,
there came caution an optimism that a steel pipe would never run
across Alaska, so other means were looked into – as the oil men
were determined to get this stuff to market. Like retrofitting Boeing
747s so the wings could act as giant bladders to hold the oil and
still be able to take off and take it far away. Then came the
ice-breaking tankers, the DG crude oil submarine concept, ideas that
didn't need a permit to cross the wilderness. But in the end, when
all was said and done, it was a pipeline that won approval. Then came
all the doom and gloomies, warning that the caribou herds would
suffer as would all the other wildlife – hasn't happened yet! So I
get the feeling when this sort of issue is debated down in the
lower-48, there is concern that those pushing the agenda are either
to far to the right, or too far to the south. Who ever coined the
term “Dirty Crude”? All crude is dirty, I know, I've been around
it for some 35-years. In fact, Alaska crude oil isn't a saint by any
stretch of one's imagination on denial, as it contains maybe the
highest levels of BETX – Benzene, Ethylene, Toluene and Xylene.
Confusing? It means cancer causing constituents. Need I say more. But
more and more crude oil has come down that line yet the controversial
elements have all been but forgotten. Why? It worked, not because
they said it would, because of dedicated pipeline workers – now
into a generation thing - that call Alaska their home and do not want
that wilderness to be destroyed, so they police the action of the
companies they work for – it is that simple as too why it has
worked so well. This is the Alaskan Spirit, this is the American
Spirit. Look, we no longer give a rat's ass about our representatives
for they care not about us or this nation, but we do care about the
quailty of life – so we take some things under our own protection.
We didn't have control of that nutcrack with the rifle, neither did
we have control of Joe's tanker when it left in good shape away from
the loading docks in Valdez. So when I hear all this hoopla about
doom and gloom with the same damn situation as we saw back in Alaska
way back when I forget, it doesn't make sense. And if you can't do it
right, just hire Sarah Palin to manage things, at least we could get
rid of her for awhile, and just think of the entertainment factor!
But don't count on ever seeing the pipe.
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Sergeant at Arms
Dear Honorable Paul D. Irving;
As an elected officer of the House of
Representatives, the Sergeant at Arms is the chief law enforcement
and protocol officer of the House of Representatives, and is
responsible for maintaining order in the House. On July 30, the
House voted to bring a law suit, a frivolous law suit against the
Commander-in-Chief, Barack Obama. This signifies that there is NO
order in the House, as Obama is performing his duties as
Commander-in-Chief, and this action by the House is frivolous. Your
duty is to maintain “order” and it appears that a majority of the
“House” members are out of control upon this action. Please
arrest all members that voted in favor of this law suit, in efforts
to bring order and honor back to this division of government, if not
then “We the People” will begin proceedings to “impeach you”
for failure to perform. Since frivolous law suits may have a tendency
to arose characters with evil intent, this kind of action may
diminish the safety and security of members of Congress, even upon
those that did not entertain this frivolous law suit. So you must
act, for our sake and safety of those members still sane. I look
forward to seeing the members derelict behind bars.
Stealth-CON
Alaskan
Congressman “Only” Don Young is the ultimate “Stealth-CON” -
defined as one that maintains a hold on a political office through
the “Old Man Passing Gas” syndrome, yes he believes in “passing
gas” in a crowded subway then pointing his finger of blame at an
innocent bystander – hopefully not an Alaskan visiting the Capitol
unless that vacationer is a Democrat or an “evil-minded”
environmentalist. This syndrome works because we don't like to be
confronted with embarrassment, the same reason Alaskans continue to
vote Don back in office, time after time after way to much time. Why
do we let these jerks make a career in the discipline of
Congressional dereliction? See, we are today “embarrassed” to
admit we were taken for a ride and we may see Don win Turd-22 as a
representative of the “Welfare State”. It is amazing that Alaska
maintains a budget reserve of $48-Billion yet for some reason this
state is still considered a territory by many in D.C., which is a
lower rating then a 3rd world looney bin, so maybe they
feel sorry for us? NO, it's Don's magic that keeps it coming! Now Don
doesn't have the “oomph” like he used to strut around with on the
Hill - upon his 49er “Crown Horse” - Bill Allens horse. And there
is a reason for this dereliction to conviction. See, Don was
successful in getting approved the largest DOT highway appropriations
bill ever of record – a bill that would in our time never be
surpassed. It was named the TE-LUE bill, for Transportation
Efficiency and the LUE in recognition of his dedicated wife LUE. But
Don was adamant that this “bill” would not contain any
appropriations for “Bicycle” paths, as this was one of those
things that irked his “beanie brain” mentality, as Don never
learned to ride a bike. But a highway bill must include funds for not
only road infrastructure, but paths, which includes “bike path”
improvements. Regardless, Don said NO bicycles - so to get the bill
passed with “bike path” appropriations, that is where the
“Fishing Pole” tax came to be, as that was Don's intent – tax
those individuals that like wetting a line to pay the paving of the
bicycle paths. It worked, and today we pay an extra cost when we buy a
fishing lure or worm bait, so the bike paths from sea to shining sea
can accommodate, well according to Don, democrats and
environmentalists. So Don was OK with this, as he won the bill's
approval in the House and Senate then Bush signed off on it – and
it didn't have any taxpayers' loot going for the bikers. And even
though 1% of this multi-million gift to paving contractors must be
“for the arts” and this bill would over time be considered the
most wasteful appropriations bill on record by many of his
colleagues, it didn't bother “Old Don”. But one day Don was
relaxing under a coconut grove tree and was reading up on what a
highway appropriation's bill really accounts for when that money is
delivered to the states of the Union. Low and behold, and unknown to
Don, all new road infrastructure along with re-routes, must include
engineering designs for “safe passage of pedestrians” - which
includes bicycles! He supposedly went ballistic when he found out
that 10% of all funding in his TE-LUE bill was for this “Safe
Passage”. So upset, and starting a pow-wow war dance, that is when
the coconut fell from the tree and he lost all recollection of his
affiliation with Ted Stevens or what lobby paid his way. So today,
yes we can thank Mr. Don Young for all the improvements to the roads
that now allow safe passage for bicyclists, which he hates. Why? He
has been embarrassed, by the democrats and environmentalist because
with that bill, with improvements to the “Safe Passage” criteria,
bike riding has increased, and that reduces our carbon fool-print,
makes us healthier, all things despised by the Stealth-CONs! What
goes around from desk to desk over on “K” Street, it comes
around, and it is time that we here in Alaska get over that
embarrassment and elect to furlough Don, as maybe he still has time
to learn to operate a tricycle. And training wheels should be a
pre-requisite for anybody that wants to represent this nation,
something we should have enlisted upon when we sent MoanaLisa
MurCowpie and Begich away, to smell Don's passing gas!
Don
Passing Gas in Crowd of Innocent Bystanders
Sick America
America's
“Most Despicable Couple” 2014
Nothing
worse then wakening up after a good night's sleep to NPR broadcasting
an interview with Hillary! Talk about air pollution. I didn't hang
around, but did hear her say that Bill was a hard worker and
successful and she was thrilled upon that aspect. Bill got a hum job
in the “Oval Office”, and where do you think those Cuban cigars
found enjoyment? Maybe she meant “hard-on worker” and
“suckmeoffcessful”! When the Hillarys and the Bills and the rest
like that kind find exodus a life of denial, that what they did while
in office was a total disrespect upon “Liberty” and when Hillary
finally acknowledges that what Bill did was a total disrespect to
women and sent their freedoms back a hundred years, Hillary should
ask Bill was it that good? And if anybody sentenced and sealed the
fate of Lennon's “Women” this generation, it was the Bill &
Hillary show, of weakeness: Women, is the nigger of the world.....and
Hillary is still a whore, for Bill “Pimp-Pompous”.
Woman
is the nigger of the world
Yes, she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
Yes, she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
We make her paint her
face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While puttin' her down, we pretend that she's above us
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While puttin' her down, we pretend that she's above us
You know, woman is the
nigger of the world, yeah
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Ah, yeah, if you believe me, scream about it
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Ah, yeah, if you believe me, scream about it
We make her bear and
raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her, home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her, home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Well, now, woman is the
nigger of the world, yeah, she is
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, if you believe me, you better scream
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, if you believe me, you better scream
We insult her every day
on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
This is the one that I can never remember
But you get the message anyway
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
This is the one that I can never remember
But you get the message anyway
You know that woman is
the nigger of the world
Yes, she is, if you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, Connely was right, we scream it
Yes, she is, if you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, Connely was right, we scream it
We make her paint her
face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
You know, we make her
paint her face and dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
We make her paint her face and dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
We make her paint her face and dance
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Where's the SEAGULL?
So
Enstar is raising its rates? And everybody that should be pissed is
pissed, as the Alaska Regulatory Commission didn't allow for the
public outburst to make a difference. See, complaceny ruins a good
thing, as for years we just let Enstar get away with it, especially
when there was an $11-Million dollar over-charge to the U.S. ARMY.
And when the Gatling guns were pointed towards Spenard – Enstar
Headquarters – they paid quick and then tried to cheat the
customers out – that backfired. Look, it's about time, as Enstar
pays its executives no where near what they deserve, in comparison to
other major utilities around town, like CEA and GVEA up north. Matter
of fact, Enstar gave its CEO a raise in 2011, from $338k to $437k,
then Enstar stopped publishing the salaries of the top executives.
Wait, that meant a $100,000.00 increase? Is this for real, a 130%
increase, for what? No wonder Enstar must raise rates, as who knows,
that 130% per year may have become the NORM for the executioners
branch! What happened to the good old days, when reputable entities
like Seagull ran that operation? Ever since SEMCO came to town, it
has been highway robbery, year after year after year – just ask
Tony the Tiger!
How Much OIL?
So,
now the readers want to know what it means for the State of Alaska,
with this 17-BILLIONth Barrel of Oil extravaganza? OK, here it is.
The state gets its share of the $2-Trillion value of that oil
extracted and sold, through a resource production tax. Of that $2T –
how many zeros? - the state has garnished $119-Billion. About a 1/3rd
of that remains in the Alaska Permanent Fund Reserve – the rest was
spent foolishly by politicians. And for US Alaskanized citizens, we garnished
about 30Mirco%, in that PFD welfare program! That means 0.000030%, not much.
Monday, July 28, 2014
17-BILLION
So,
since oil was discovered in Prudhoe Bay, today we see the celebration
of 17-BILLION barrels recovered then shipped down the
Trans-Alaska-Pipeline. Except for a few drops - in comparison - left
behind by Captain Joe while visiting Bligh Reef, all this oil has
made it to a refinery and processed into a valuable commodity, like
motor gasoline and heating fuel. So what does this 17,000,000,000
really mean to us common folk? How about $1,922,102,320,047.59 in
profits for the “Gold Diggers”! Yes, that's close to $2-Trillion,
happy motoring....
Sunday, July 27, 2014
One Percent BAD
Why
does the religious freak show try to portray the “Creator” in the
image of a human, male? HE descended down from Heaven, was crucified,
them ascended away with a flock of virgins. Anyway, I was board so
tuned into a show about “Outlaw Bikers”, those that wear the 1%
patch. To get initiated into a “biker fan club” as a 1%, some
outlaws have a “piss-on-me” requirement, wherein the final
initiation finds the drunken-up membership lined up to “urinate”
on the “brother”, guys and gals dropping the draws to let it fly
- talk about a facial, talk about humiliation! So of all the law
abiding motorcyclists from sea to shining sea, there is a faction
that lives and operates above and outside the law. A club mentality
that hates government, hates authority, hates its rivals – those on
the other side. It means an existence through extortion, bribery,
gun-running, money laundering, racketeering, corruption and
influence. And if anybody gets in the way, just piss on them. Damn,
sounds just like the 113th Congress. Makes sense, as the
obstructionism upon the “We the People” is in favor, of that
other 1% - the filthy rich that ascribe to a lifestyle no different
then that of an “Outlaw Biker”, at our expense – maybe “Outlaw
Bilkers” fits the image. Get this, 50% of those in the Richie
“Filthy” Rich 1% category, well they found that wealth, through
the same practices that of “Outlaw Bikers”! Like extortion,
corruption and racketeering. Yes, we are pissed on daily by Congress,
wherein that representative body is pissed on daily by the wealthy class –
the trickle down theory is alive and well. Only problem, I believe
the “Outlaw Bikers” could run this nation better then.....
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Rare Alaskan Find
Wow,
a family on a camping and weekend hiking adventure down in Seward came
across a petrified cow moose with calf. The location is being kept a
secret, as this find is considered a first of its kind and could
bring in $millions$, depending who can be the first to claim the area
under Alaska's Mineral Rights Act, as being a “rock”, it is
considered a mineral. It is no different then staking a “gold”
claim, so thousands are heading to Seward, to see if they can be the
1st to file a claim under a "jumpers" claim – just like the gold rush of old!
Imagine, a petrified moose with calf. I am driving that way now.
(Petrified Moose - Photo courtesy Alaska State Poopers)
Friday, July 25, 2014
TAXATION
Coolidge was a
“REPUBLICAN”, so was the Congress controlled by the “REPUBLICANS”
during the Coolidge years. In those years, the Republican Congress
passed several Revenue Acts supported by Coolidge, so it was a time
when Congress and the Commander-in-Cheif worked for progress - one of
the “ACTS” reduced income tax rates and eliminated the income tax
for many Americans. During these years, under the
Coolidge-Congressional Revenue Acts, Federal spending was flat and
much of the Federal debt was retired. And above all...ONLY the
RICHEST 2% of taxpayers paid any Federal Income TAX! And what do we
see today...it will fail this nation, to bad we cannot learn from
history!
Trust?
Who
would you trust? I would place my faith and trust on Fozzie Bear over
Tinkerbell Kerry at brokering a peace deal between Israel and
Palestine Hamas. John Kerry, just another reason wealth in government
finds more hatred around the world – and allows for the killing of
innocent kids just trying to enjoy a beach outing, and John says its
OK – as according to Mr. Secretary it was Israel's right to seek
such revenge! Anybody have an extra bottle of Ketchup, as I believe
John is having withwhorel problems. See right after Kerry told the
world that Israel had the right to protect itself, that was the
“Green Light” and away went the bombs, killing 4 little kids
playing beach soccer. And did we ever hear an apology, hell NO as
this man has no remorse and is a member of the Skull & Bones, the
secret fantasy fraternity that was started by the Bush dysentery
dynasty, the fraternity that stole Geronimo's “skull” away from
the Native Americans and those that are members of this controversial
“rich” kids club, as an initiation into the “club” they must
kiss this skull and make some kind of secret penance that they will
protect death over life? Imagine, today we still find that the “Club”
holds out on returning Geronimo's skull, to its rightful owners -
which means a total disrespect for a culture that, well believed in
“PEACE”! And if John had what it takes to be a true statesman,
especially in his present position, he would make sure that “skull”
is finally taken away from the BUSH family and then maybe the Native
Americans can rest in “PEACE”. But remember, “PEACE” is only a
suggestion to some. When will the Kerrys, the Clintons, the Bushs and
all the others that have made miserable this nation's standing on
“PEACE”, just take all your riches and go away, just leave us all
alone! One day we will take back “OUR” government, when we have
succeeded in fulfilling the Coolidge Dream, that of the ultimate
extinction of a preferential class society.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Alaska-Go-Round
Are we not sick and tired
yet, as here we go again throwing money away for more expensive
excuses. To date, Alaskans have thrown away close to a $billion$ on a
“natural gas” pipeline dream, but even with another construction
season gone bye-bye as snow is predicted for the Brooks range, still
no ditch being dug! Today we see wherein Alaskans are about to get
raped again in the tune of another $125-Million, from the legislature
that keeps on giving – just for more expensive lame excuses the
only deliverable. Imagine having a job as a consultant to make-up
excuses for $250/Hour, room and broads included! Yes, crime seems to
pay, as this is a crime spree repeated again. Putting that theft in
perspective, it means your PFD check is $1360 shy of what it would
have been had this waste not want been allowed – doesn't “Wanton
Waste” have a criminal element associated with it? See, there is
no intent on ever seeing a “natural gas” pipeline bringing
affordable gas to a neighborhoods near you – not here in Alaska, as
what is happening today is just a ways and means to placate a hidden
agenda secret. I will get to that, as it is the precipice as to why
we keep getting blinded by the blight – from the House of Charades
in Juneau. And we are letting down Ted Stevens, upon what he fort so
hard for, as we have a tool at our option and disposal that is being
ignored. Unique to the Alaska - said again thanks to Mr. Stevens
trying to look out for his constituents and provide for a better
future - it is the fact that even with all the hurdles for financial
backing to build a long overdue gas pipeline, the Alaska Railroad has
the clearance from the Federal Government – the IRS in this case –
to allow for the issuing of “TAX-EXEMPT” bonds to be sold for
financing a “natural gas” pipeline, with up to $17,000,000,000 –
thats billions in bonds! The most favored investment option that can
be found today. So why no action from Casey Jones to streamline
getting a ditch open so pipe can be lowered so gas can be heating my
morning Joe by Turkey-Day? See, the state knows what will happen if a
“natural gas” line is ever built, it sets into motion a
can-of-worms that will...nobody knows what will happen but when the
smoke clears, it will be ugly. So the reason the gas is considered
“stranded”, it is not for some sad-sack excuse that there is no
pipeline or other ways and means to get it to a market, as pipelines
can be built with ease these days - the excuse is something our
representatives refuse to acknowledge and or address. Basically,
Alaska is an “Oil Only” state, that's it in an uncomplicated
nutshell. That “stranded gas” will remain “stranded” until
every drop of oil is extracted, as without the gas – there is no
longer any oil. And as the giant Prudhoe Bay field depletes - some
17-billion barrels already recovered - that gas becomes more and more
valuable. The original estimates of Prudhoe Bay came in at 9-billion.
That “stranded gas” has allowed for the estimate to double, and
it ain't over with yet. Forecasts from the oil companies with
interest in Alaska see oil continuing to be “King” until 2035,
then maybe the gas will be freed up for export. See, natural gas out
of the well is marketable – hook up a Coleman stove and boil water.
With “oil” it is not marketable and can't be used for any useful
purpose before refinement then to make riches for oil spill workers.
So because of that, it must be processed, and along the way from the
well to the gas pump, low and behold we find the “manipulators”
alive and well – something that cannot be accomplished with
“natural gas” - remember it is marketable out of the ground. Sure
one can perform some minor Voodoo manipulation with transport costs,
but even that has limitations in comparison to what occurs with the
crude oil commodity market. And because of that “Big Oil” in
Alaska is not interested in “our” need for low cost gas, it is
not in their portfolio to give a rat's ass about “us”. So by
taking that “Not Really Stranded Useful” gas away from its
intended receiver - as a pipeline would be considered an illegal
receiver and the FERC referees would come to help out “Big Oil - it
shall cause a hailstorm of...well we told you so is what we will hear
from “Big Oil”. It will get ugly, possibly bankrupt the state.
And that Alaska Railroad bond stuff, back in 2002 when it was
approved by the legislature after it was blessed by Uncle Sam – as
a requirement of the Alaska Railroad Transfer Act – that amount
accounted for 70% of the costs to build a gas line – wherein
outside interests would only have to ante up a fraction of the
overall coats – so it was a very good deal all around. Today, the
legislature – if it were serious that it really and truly wanted a
gas line for its citizens – it could without a wink of an eye
increase that bond, and it would still find approval by the IRS –
else fire MurCowpie and Begich. See, the cost of a gas pipeline today
is estimated today at $45-Billion and if we wait a few days, it will
escalate to $65. So yes, today Bill Sheffield could sign off on the
selling of $23-Billion in financing, to get this ball rolling. And if
that is not enough, a phone call to Juneau could increase what is
needed, up to $32-billion to get the show on the road. So the money
is there and has been there for a long, long time – even if gas is
never exported, at least there would be a line from Prudhoe Bay to
somewhere in between, feeding Fairbanks, feeding Anchorage and the
Inlet. Why have not the citizens of Alaska been made aware of this
lucrative incentive that has been in effect since 2002? Because, the
state looses out when a “natural gas” line starts pumping gas
away from it intended “strandedization”. Even though the
legislature has changed some of the oil taxation language that limits
the tax benefits to “Big Oil” for giving up the gas for lost oil
production – basically if we take away the gas the oil companies
pay less in oil production tax – as soon as the first cubic-foot of
gas is no longer “stranded”, that is when the law suits start
flying – and like has been Alaska's history with law suits against
“Big Oil”, we loose, they win and being on a roll means
something. So “gun-shy” the legislature is, gun-shy to make a gas
line happen, and gun-shy to tell us the truth – as when that truth
comes out, we will find that term limits is ours to exercise and kick
the bastards out of Juneau – for deceiving us all these years and
with allowances that have affected the value of my welfare check! So,
those in control will continue to guesstimate how much to waste, to
make it look like something is being accomplished, yet in reality
there is no intent to ever have a gas line “unstrand” that gas.
Yes, the “Alaska Gas Pipeline” dream is just another carnival
act, with the “Fat Lady”, the “Ugly Lady”, the flea circus,
contorionists, human blockheads, freakmen and we are the citizens, treated
like “Bennie the Human Dart Board”!
AlaskaToid
Alaska offers a great
climate, for drum roll please...IRS approved 501(C) organizations, or
what is known as “Organizations Exempt from Income Tax”. So to
date, Alaska offers 2287 registered organizations the benefit of “Tax
Exemption” on $12-billion in assets. Now this includes charitable
organizations to watering holes, and....electric COOPs – which most
of us here in Alaska signed on as members, because we thought a
“COOP” was for the membership? But the top (3) leaders in asset
protection here in Alaska are as follow: Chugach Electric, with
protected assets at $815-Million and a salary for its CEO of
$624,000. Then along comes Golden Valley Electric Association, with
$583-Million in asset protection, so it pays its CEO $490,000 while
the rate payers suffer for electricity that on average is 211% higher
then the national average. And in third place here in Alaska, Alaska
Electric Energy COOP, yes even the name fools us as this “COOP”
finds protection on $227-Million in assets and sends its CEO a yearly
salary of $397,000. These are “COOPs” and as defined:
1. enclosure for poultry;
&
2. a prison or prison cell
&
2. a prison or prison cell
And in all honesty, when
I see what we pay for electricity here and there and now see what the
chieftains take home, I believe we have succeeded in finding
ourselves abiding by 1 & 2 of that definition!
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Spoiled Rotten
I am Spoiled ROTTEN!
Has nothing to do with wealth, herein it is the fact I hate salmon!
WHAT? Blasphemy I hear my neighbors yell out, as being from Alaska
and to harbor this fetish, WT-Sarah Palin-F? It's to bad that Sarah
is no longer the Alaskan “Idiot Idol”. Anyway, after so many
years in Alaska, I can say that I no longer like salmon! I can't
stand the sight of it, can't stomach the smell of it. Why? I started
off as most Alaskans do when still a Cheechako. Which means braving
the dangerous roads heading south with bumper-to-bumper 80 mph
traffic, just to find elbow-to-elbow fish fanatics crazed on getting
their limit! Yes, “Combat” fishing it was. I always pondered,
that with so many rivers and millions of miles of riverbank, how come
the fishing grounds are always crowded? Where in hell's high-water
did all these people come from? So after a long day fighting other
Alaskans over “Hey, that's my spot”, it meant a long drive back
with bumper-to-bumper 90 mph drivers dozing off, and that's when the
work began. How many fish? See, once home, it meant gutting then
cleaning then wrapping that fish, to fill the freezer. And if you
thought shucking oysters was difficult on the fingers, try filleting
40-salmon! And I also braved the Copper River dip netting phenomena,
wherein you must cross Native lands, so beware as there are some
Athabaskans out there that are still on the warpath. And I have been
in Valdez when the pinks, well they stink up the place. Even the
Brown bears won't touch a pink. And if you try freezing that pink
rotting flesh, come winter and in the mood for salmon, you will then
realize why the bears turn their noses to this stuff– it sucks,
like eating a wet Twinkie with rotten fish flavoring! So over the
years, my fine friend had sterilized my ambitions to be like all the
rest and taught me the “True” Alaskan salmon experience. WOW! So
it takes drift boat, wherein you cast off early in the morning while
the dew is still making things magical, floating down a river with a
peace and quiet that finds words hard to describe. No motorized
boats, just a lazy “Mark Twain” type of adventure. Yes, when you
can hear a spruce twig vibrate the water. So calm, so enchanting, it
means a mesmerizing experience. The time of day when fishing is not a
priority, just living to enjoy the moment of the movement is all that
counts. On the upper Kenai River, this is where one finds Alaska in
its “Golden Opportunity” for a “Fish On” experience. It means
snow-capped mountains galore, with eagles still grouchy from the
night before, so close encounters are a picture taking bonanza and
then the silence is broken, and out from the dense brush, yes a
Browny – just 20-feet away but it looks at you without caution –
realizing we are just a passing memory, no harm intended. And this
goes on forever it seems, putting the fishing fantacy fanaticism on
hold, until we reach one of the “holes”, like Big Eddy. Soon, we
are engaged in trying to outwit a giant member of the Salmonidae
family, a.k.a. as the Alaska King Salmon. Then as daybreak finds
reason to get out of its hangover mode and finds a mood becoming a
wilderness river alive, it is “Fish On”. And after several hours
of back and forth and this and that, a giant fish is landed. And when
a fish like that is taken, it means nothing other then a quick
retreat to the shore-line and into a hot frying pan, after that,
there is no substitute. No seasoning allowed, as it is cooked to its
own rare perfection in its own Omega-3 oils, it does indeed melt in
your mouth with a sensational flavor, that has not been duplicated
yet by mankind in the food factory lab – as success is just a
dream. So, there are many ways to cook salmon, but only one way too
truly enjoy it the way it was meant to be, and that my friend may be
a thing of the past. So my prejudice for salmon, only because I was
“Spoiled ROTTEN” on the only way that counts, with memories
evermore for a fish expereince “Nervermore”!
Can You Hear Me Now?
The price of crude oil is
today close to $100 a barrel, which when manipulated through the
commodity supply chain and regurgitated as motor fuel, $4 a gallon is
what we Americans are paying at the pump in efforts to drive to the
beach to cool off. What global warming trend? Back in the last
century, the price of oil was tame in comparison, sometimes sinking
to $10. But even so, “Big Oil” made a handsome profit margin.
Then all of a sudden a creep show started sending oil prices through
the roof. The economists blamed it on the escalation of war and
conflicts around the globe. Did you ever hear of the Hsub effect? Yes
indeed, it is designed into this nation's economy equation that if a
“Republican” is taking over the White House, it means an
automatic increase in oil prices – because it is a hedge bet that a
war will be started and that threatens the “supply”! Anyway, so
was global warming a blame factor for oil price increases, by the
same idiots that think the “warming warning” is a hoax. So there
came many finger pointing opportunities as to what was a plausible
target, the blame game found a scapegoat. But even today that
“scapegoat” remains but a mystery. Regardless, it found rage as
gasoline prices were also on the move, and where it would end and how
it would effect “my” economy was heard from sea to shining sea.
But when the smoke cleared, even with the rapid increase in the raw
material that is used to make that stuff to run our vehicles and heat
many homes, the end result was not as bad as some had predicted. Why
not? Oil jumped, but had been the experience of the past, gasoline
prices did not stay in tune to that jump and remained somewhat
acceptable. Well the escalating price of oil had nothing to do with
“supply & demand”, as that theory we learn about in
Kindergarten is no longer part of the “Truth in Learning”
statement. Instead, it was based on what is called “Bratism”, a
discipline in “how far can we screw the American paycheck”. Yes,
Wall Street pays handsomely those that find just how far the “supply”
can be manipulated to satisfy the “demand” and at the same time
avoid a back-fire – so that is where we find the “Brat” element
and it is a discipline studied by many sons and daughters of the
wealthy – as in order to be considered for this line of American
Greed, a “Trust Fund” is a prerequisite. See, if “Trust Fund”
babes had to work for a living, they would then realize what it takes
and how it feels to be a “True American”. I feel sorry for many
rich kids, that they will never be able to experience that first hand
salt-of-the-earth freedom. Yes “Proud to be an American Hero”
freedom, the kind money cannot buy! IMAGINE, going through life
without an understanding of what it takes to be a “True Grit
American”! And this “Bratism” practice borders on “Anti-Trust”
violations, laws that used to have “guts & glory” but any
“crime or penalty” associated with “Racketeering Influenced and
Corrupt Organizations” went AWOL by...need I identify the
criminals? Bratism is a talent taught at leading higher-learning
schools of disintegration - like Harvard & Yale - and engaged in
predicting just how far Americans can be pushed before boycotting.
See, everybody is in competition for your hard working loot.
Basically, how much can we “TAX” that American paycheck? But not
only for “taxes”, but for greed. Look, I get something in return
for “taxation”, I get only grief in return for this idiot faction
bent on a lazy lifestyle at thinking up ways to pilage my hard earned
loot. “Extra” disposable income is but a dream for most – as it
is paycheck to paycheck to payoff what it takes to serenade even a
modest lifestyle. Hand out there, hand out there some more, nothing
left-over in the end. Sure I am fortunate to have a job that offers
“Over-Time”, but it ain't worth it to be gone away from the
family way too much. And back when Carter was in charge, he proposed
a bill that would “Un-TAX” over-time, realizing that when we are
required to spend more time at work then at play, why in hell should
we be made to pay for it – as it was a penalty especially if it
sent an individual into a higher tax bracket! That bill failed, due
the Hsub! We have become guinea pigs to this ”Bratism” faction.
See, when gasoline prices started interfering with decency, even Bill
O'Rilley couldn't get his followers to face the music, as he called
for a boycott during the 4th of July. Nobody came, for
once nobody listened to the bad breath of Rush! But in the end, we
let them have their cake and eat it too, we suffer, they smile over
Don Perignon and caviar – that we paid for! Why are we so weak when
it comes to protecting our hard earned income? Oil companies have
been in the business a long time, but what was too become a sweeping
blow to “Earl” came about from the “Brats” taking over the
greatest personal income threatening lobby today, that being the
“Telecommunication” industry. That which provides a service that
interferes with privacy, interferes with decency and interferes with
my peace and quiet – at bus and train depots, soon on planes and
just about everywhere one tries to find some semblance of solitude.
Look, I don't want to hear about your problems, or your prejudices or
your...please just shut up for once! I was in the mountains the other
day, instead of minding their business and enjoying the legends of
John Muir, it was just a rude blitzkrieg of cell phone maddness – I
for one am not addicted to a silicon chip! And talk about solitude
lost, what is with that guy selling cell phones that one can take to
the grave, with a battery that lasts forever, so spouses can “chat”
with the deceased? “Hi Al, how are the worms”? See, when cell
phones started becoming a common nuisance, many of us saw an
opportunity to regain respect, by trying to limit the nuisance –
either through restricted zones or by incorporating technologies used
extensively in Israel – where cell phone blocking technology makes
assholes addicted to the wireless voice “chip” behave. But the
“TC” lobby went crying to the Congress, as any interference with
“service” even for a flippant micro-second meant a loss in
revenue. So it became a “crime” to utilize any sort of blocking
technology – wherein the “TC” brats convinced those in
Congress with a blank check. Look the reason we see traffic accidents
happening at increasing rates comes about from assholes addicted to
the “chip” not paying attention, and everybody's rates are
escalating, it is due that addiction with “Twitter” and instead
of fixing the problem we see another ways and means for competition
taking away more of that paycheck – “Tax'm” to the poor house”.
Yes again, the “Brats” at work. So with Congress in its back
pocket, way down deeper then any other lobby and a realization that
this industry had succeeded in addicting an entire nation on “Cell
Phones”, it saw an opportunity to reign “Almighty” by
unadulterated price increases, basically the “Brats” had figured
out just how far the addicts would reach into their savings to
placate “Can You Hear Me Now” and that was about to interfere
with “Big Oil's” interest, as it was cited that people would
boycott and stay at home and pacify that “communication”
addiction and not waste gas. So it was an old technology verses a new
technology, both fighting for every penny it could scrounge upon, as
a penny spent is a penny earned. Bottom-line, when we see how much
influence a “lobby” has upon Congress, that evaluates the “evil”
villain factor behind such obstructionism. What's good for the lobby
is not essentially good for the economy – that means US! So the oil
men saw what was coming down the pike by the “Telecommunication”
giants trying to rape us from the front and behind at the same time,
so intervened, by framing an interest and excuse that oil production
was at a plateau and would soon start a steady decline. And
over-night, the price of oil that had been sitting in the $30 range
jumped, it spiked, then settled down at $100 and has been pretty much
stable in that arena for a long time. How & Why? Because when it
is all said and done, the oil investors are now getting their fair
share of our wealth, yes the “Brats” saw another opportunity to
strangle the oil industry, which means we take it in the.....again.
Take the essentials, food, shelter, fuel and unfortunately the
“cell”. Hey, doesn't the word “cell” have a different
meaning? Yes, we are all in prison with this device now our vise. On
the average, we Americans are paying about the same for those
services. But oil men are smarter then the phone jockeys and “Brats”,
as they also realized that they have a stake in the entire economy,
not just a side-show. So even though the balance is in effect, in
retrospect “Big Oil” wins out again, as they have the entire
supply chain now catering to its demands. Why do you think a majority
of oil companies and local “COOP” utilities have by now engaged
in “Telecommunications”? Because of the lucrative loop holes, the
encouraging loop holes that allows for unabated wealth, tax shelters
with tax benefits alone that make the oil man's “shelters” timid.
They just didn't see it coming with the “TC” so were slow in
getting on board. Honestly, we always hear about attacks on “Big
Oil” CEOs and humongous corporate profits! Want scary news, compare
that to what is happening in the “TC”, as that is where most of
the 1% are hiding out. And when one considers the infrastructure to
get oil from a well to a refinery to a pump, in comparison for
radio-waves to get from here to there, the “TC” industry is by
far the “evilest”, and yes we are addicted to it - far more
addicted to the “cell” then we are to oil. We drive nowadays for
necessity, with respect to a “cell”, only a 911 call is of
necessity. Most “providers”, which boils down to political clout
have Congress at bay. Matter of fact, some leading economists blame
the “TC” for the economic wows this nation is still facing today
– following the “IT” bubble bursting as it doesn't provide
anything towards a solid foundation that encourages an economic
wellness – basically toys will be toys. And Alaska is to thank for
this preferential treatment that the “TC” now enjoys at the
consumers expense - as when Ted Stevens was still in control of
Washington, he saw too it that many of the existing “TC”
regulatory rules that worked to the consumers advantage were so
conveniently gutted, ruined for favoritism. I don't need to go into
details, but Ted was killed being a whore for the “TC” lobby. So
when I hear people continue to bash “Big Oil”, hey “Can You
Hear Me Now? But we should be on guard with this “Bratism”, as
this new age rich kid game is infiltrating all sectors of the economy
– it is just a game to those that never have to worry about working
for a living - being gainfully employed that is - and when they find
out how lucrative it is to start wars...then the “Bush” doctrine
has won and failed this nation, like it was intended to do so - it
just takes time!
Monday, July 21, 2014
And NO Religion Too
What pisses me off, is
the pulpit raided by politicians trying to use that attraction as a
ways and means to discuss “Immigration”. And that pulpit speech
always starts off on message, but is soon to veer off course so it
can include one's religious beliefs. It doesn't matter if it's a
democrat for immigration or a republican against immigration, or both
in between debating whether or not helping out others in distress is
politically correct, as there is always the bible speak entering to
reinforce one's belief, as if “The Word” blesses one's political
beliefs. What ever happened to “Separation”? So here is my
religious take on immigration, according to scriptures:
Give me your tired, your
poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
In ending, IMAGINE, NO
Religion Too!
Sunday, July 20, 2014
PicDic101-5204 Margaret Thatcher Wannabe
Margaret Thatcher gave
orders to shoot black boys on mopeds, then she was shocked by deaths.
Kerry says it is the Israeli Navy's right to shell beach where
Palestinian children play, not shocked by deaths of children playing
beach soccer. “This could happen on the Vineyard where I wind surf,
get over it!” John Kerry, going down as the worst Secretary of
State ever for the United States and this appointment will be Obama's
downfall!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Get Over It
From the FOX to MSNBC,
from the “LEFT” to the “RIGHT”, it has been a non-stop finger
pointing waste of coverage, as usual. Modern day journalism can find
an infinite amount of baseless excuses to extend the life of a
“fart”. So just get over it! It was not premeditated. It was not
planned. It was an unfortunate military ACCIDENT, the reason a plane
with over 250 innocent civilians was blasted out of the sky by a
hell-fire missile! It happened before, it will happen again unless we
as a civilization declare a “WAR” on “WAR”. And that time
has come, as this cowardly act of arming this and that to the hilt,
it today displays a dereliction of brotherly love and thus denies
advancement of civilization. It is time wherein the United Nations is
allowed to be the “police” of all nations finding conflicts –
with its own coalition of troops and the will to act against any
insurgency that springs up based on a no-holds-barred release of arms
from “WAR” machine countries, including the United States.
Exporting of weapons from any nation should be banned, and to allow
such trade, it basically places every participating nation as an
accomplice and guilty of “WAR” crime acts. We don't need a jury
to find guilt with crimes against humanity today, from the “WAR”
machine alive and well, the evidence is overwhelming. Sure we are all
guilty, as the excuse that there exists “Two” sides to every
story so both sides must be armed “equally” just doesn't cut it
any more, and Arlington Cemetery is getting filled - so we must STOP.
Can you imagine if back in Custer's day arms were so readily
available to advance those efforts to massacre the “cannibals” or
“animals” - whatever that respect we showed back then to our
Native American brothers and sisters. Or if Geronimo had the purchase
of unlimited arms at his disposal? When supposedly advanced nations
enroll and invest in the deadly “WAR” machine, what in hell are
we really advancing – accept the fact we haven't got over the “Wild
West” fantasies. MODERN MAN, say it again, MODERN MAN, it ain't so
if we continue to design weapons of mass destruction and those
fashionable in wealth finds it fascinating that they can make a whole
lot of loot catering to the “Killing Fields”. IMAGINE, as is so
alive still today John Lennon's dream, “IMAGINE” if we replaced
that waste of talent and resources that aids and abets the “WAR”
machine and focused the same effort toward non-WAR technologies, to
find things beneficial to mankind - not destructive. Sure many argue
that the “technologies” that benefit mankind come from military
preparedness, so are we a civilization that wants to be heard of
around the universe as shoot first then ask? What a poor excuse it
is, to say my “cell phone” or HDTV came from the military
technology R&D - blood on the tracks, blood on my hands? “WAR”
may have found a necessity once-upon-a-time, even though I am not
convinced that was ever an “only” option, and only became popular
because when the first troop was killed, we didn't know better or
looked to the future to see how this “First Shot” would
reverberate around the globe and cause – like I said already,
cemeteries dedicated to our kids in boots are filling up, for nothing
gained and a whole lot lost! What good, what worth is it to kill
another human being over a simple argument? IMAGINE again, if we used
the ten-second rule before we pulled the trigger? Look at what we
have created to kill the masses – from chemicals to nuclear and who
knows what else is lurking in the “Elephant Cage” - a secret
place on many U.S. military bases that contain hi-tech secretive
weapons of mass destruction based on the newest of “technologies”
not yet published or understood by the human race – but just wait,
as someday whatever that “monster” was meant to be or do and it
becomes outdated, it will be introduced to the “civilian” ranks
to increase the “Twitter” madness. If we all took the stand to
boycott technologies with origins from the “WAR” machine, we
would still be using POT – Plain Old Telephones. It still gets the
message across! Yes, we can turn back the tides of destruction – we
need to rid our mindset the fact that “WAR” can perform “peace”,
it doesn't and is just a premeditated excuse by many that enjoy
getting “rich” at the expense of the horrors of “WAR” cast
down upon the innocent and having enough loot to pay off the
government so their kids will never understand the true horrors of
limbs blown off, eyes burnt out and souls lost. Those that promote
destruction, are just in it for the buck. Now that is the attitude
that should be the focus to wean us away from our destructive ways
and means – boycott the SOB. But that is wherein we fail, as
“IMAGINE” fails those efforts, as to have peace, it means sharing
– and that is something that still baffles the human intelligence.
“What you mean we need to share the earth's resources?” And for
some reason, once again wherein the human intellect fails, insisting
that “sharing” is some how associated with “Socialism”. What
in hell is wrong with sharing? Even if it takes on the label of
“Socialism”, who gives a rat's ass if for once, for a single day
come nightfall every living being on this earth has a full belly and
a place to have a quite night's sleep without fear? We continue to be
a sick society, as there are thousands that wake up in fear with “My
belly full but we hungry”. Someday, we will get over that hurdle
that scares us away from peace, wherein we will see that working
together in “peace” for the good of mankind, there comes no
bounds to what we will discover to make our lives respectable –
unimaginable awards await us, when we finally get on the right track.
If we had taken all that money spent on destruction and placed a bet
on mankind's wellbeing, like to cure cancer, that wretched disease
would be a thing of the past. We have the technology to feed a
hundred earths - yet people go hungry. We have the technology to
build houses out of tress and dung, yet people are without shelter.
Why is “peace” and “equality” so damn repressive a subject?
Maybe it is something in our DNA, maybe one-day the tides will turn
when that bastard child in that DNA chain has had its fill, of
destruction not the answer. But I believe the culprit is not
inherent in the DNA, but there is a virus, a disease that infects, it
is called “GREED”. Destroy that, then it will be happy day, and
we can sing in praise what Woody sang: This land is your land, this
land is my land....”
Friday, July 18, 2014
Alaska, the BIG TOILET
Alaska's "GIANT CESSPOOL"
Honestly, don't eat that
fish! Alaska has tall mountains. Alaska finds miles and miles of
breathtaking tundra. Alaska has every kind of forest so far defined
by naturalist. Alaska has raging rivers and unique scenic beauty.
Alaska has...”fish on” that has become a big freak'n “TOILET”
showdown! Yes as “Gotta fill da freeza” madness sends thousands
out into the waters of Cook Inlet for the dip-netting fiasco, those
waters of elbow-to-elbow fishing fanatics becomes a “GIANT
CESSPOOL”. See, once you brave the cold waters of the inlet, brave
the mud crawl in efforts to establish “MY SPOT”, well these
assholes can't take the time out to retreat for doing the business -
you leave a good hole, it ain't yours no more. I've seem more close
calls with loaded guns along the fishing grounds - not because of
close encounters with bears - but driven close to insanity by
river-rage anglers. People in Alaska don't carry guns for protection
against bears, as only a marksmen could get a lethal shot off at a
charging grizzly - people in Alaska carry loaded guns as a show of
force to threaten away other fishing fanatics. “Tha's my spot, I
was tha last year”! It is a show of petrified “manhood”,
banishing a sidearm when most of the time it is but a worthless
weapon better left at home. I saw a lady cut another angler's line
when the unknowing “German Tourist” didn't heed the warning of
“Fish On”, wherein everybody is supposed to reel in because this
is what “Combat” fishing is all about? See, these visitors didn't
understand English, and when the gentleman went upset over that
wannabe Sarah cutting the line, her sidearm showed up and yes, that
scared the Germans away for good. I used to fish the lakes and
streams of Alaska, not anymore, as I can buy fresh fish cheaper and
my life isn't threatened by Wasillabillies high on crack. And I
prefer “Ocean” caught, before it enters the “GIANT CESSPOOL”.
What is with all that litter along the beaches, a dirty diaper, a
condom, and is that a period or an afterbirth? Anyway, back to the
Toilet Time Follies. So guys and gals with huge nets as big as a Dan
Sullivan ego, well once established waiting for a chance to snag a
big one, they shit and piss right there in the inlet river drainages
– what you mean it keeps the waders warm? And in no time flat
following the “Opening” wherein it finds a traffic jam from
Anchorage to the Cook, the Alaska Department of Environmental Police
must issue an advisory for “elevated bacteria and fecal coliform
levels” that could “harm” humans – tested at a level double
the state standards for recreational water. And this is a GIANT vat
of inlet and river water, thousands of gallons of mountain water now
polluted! Which means it ain't just a single wayward turd, it means
“Latrine Central” is alive and not well! And that is what all
those salmon swim in, a “GIANT CESSPOOL”. No wonder the fish
returns for Alaska are crashing, the fish are afraid to come back and
have to swim in a living hell “GIANT CESSPOOL”. Alaska used to be
a great place, not any more. We see far too often today what effect
our trespass has done, to the detriment of what was once a
“Wilderness”. Like “Red Tide” hitting all the beaches, which
is promoted by human activity, along with a bunch of reality TV shows
promoted by assholes affected by explosive diarrhea and of course a
“Shitters' Paradise” as we learned from the cruise ship business
– just shit over thy bow according to MoanaLisa MurCowpie! And it
ain't a “Wilderness”, not with a bunch of wackos moving north for
their 5-seconds claim to fame as a “Mountain Man”, maybe that
“wilderness” has been replaced by “Weirdness”. Indeed, it is
sad when we hear of such filth contaminating such a vast resource. So
Alaska IS? I would suggest selling it back to Russia. Let's face it,
we have already sucked out most of the oil and nobody wants the
contaminated natural gas, so what good is this state - except wasting
a whole lot of U.S. Taxpayers loot in efforts to try and build roads,
that end up where people congregate just to shit and piss. In fact,
since Putin has a thing for Sarah, we may be able to get a handsome
ransom for a bunch of contaminated land. Let's see. We allowed the
pollution of the pristine waters of Prince William's Sound. We
polluted the North Pole aquifer so bad that a giant plume of chemical
is making its way to the Tanana River and in a few years, the fish in
that river will be off limits for human consumption. The Alaska
Railroad Right-of-Way is on the Federal gobberments “Super-Fund”
list! And now we have the Cook Inlet “Giant Cesspool” becoming a
normal summertime state of affairs, and that stinks! And who in hell
would want to eat turd infested salmon?
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Snowden on Plane Crash
I thought it was just one
of Putin's video games, as we are buddies and he lets me play with
his toys.....and when I locked on, oh shit when I hit the seek &
destroy button. Was it a real plane, with people?
Almost WWIII?
Appears Obama's attempt
to trump the Erectile Dysfunctional U.S. Congress and the Ted “I
Shit In My Pants Again” Nugget Dick lobby and the NRA crowd of
cowards, with Wayne's World “I Live for Bleeding Bullet Holes”
LaPierre still crying out loud a pathetic excuse of why we need to
arm every man, woman and child molesting pervert, well the
Commander-in-Chief's attempt to impose some semblance of gun control
has failed. See, back in 1983, KAL flight 007 left Anchorage, and
flew too close for comfort prohibited air space claimed by the
Soviets. The passenger jet with 269 humans, including 62 Americans,
was blasted out of the thin air by a Soviet SU-15 interceptor missile
– and with another Soviet Missile Crisis facing mankind, it set the
Doomsday Clock to 23:57 – just 3-shy clicks short of all out
nuclear destruction. The closest setting to John “Armageddon”
McCain gets his way, which finds a no-return policy when the clock
hits 23:59, came in the early 50's when civilization saw trying times
and the Nobel Scientists that keep wound this clock reset it to
23:58. Yesterday, the Doomsday Clock was at 23:55, a status that has
been pretty stable for the last few months but creeping ever closer
to “WAR” due insurgents finding more and more weapons at their
disposal in efforts to rape young girls at gun point. The creep is
also affiliated with John Kerry taking over Hillary's positions as
Secretary of Fait. But today, with another passenger jet blown out of
the sky over Ukrainian air-space – yes restricted by the insurgents
protected by the Soviets – this plane supposedly targeted by the
Soviets, or an attack assisted by the Soviets, that clock may find a
fast forward mode to...yes the NO-RETURN option! Which means things
will escalate, get out-of-control, then either Putin or Obama will
have to gamble - to see who has the Galahads to hit that “Big Red”
bottom designed for one-sided doom – which we all know is just a
fake out as when “For Whom the Bell Tolls” sounds out a warning ,
in reality it means “red” missiles here and our missiles there,
missiles everywhere! So, one can ask why the Soviets would deploy a
missile and attack a civilian passenger jet minding its own business?
Why, because that plane was supposed to have a bunch of Americans on
board and just yesterdaythe Obama administration set get-tough
sanctions on the Soviets, upon individuals and companies that support insurgents - including a ban on the maker of the AK-47! Wow, which
means it in effect stops all imports, for the most favored weapon of
choice for the Tea-Party and those bent on civil unrest and gearing
up for more Clyde Bundy “Summertime” fantasies at attacking
biologists on BLM lands – “this land is your land, this land is
my land”. Yes, in America's cities wherein many think they have
what it takes to be a militia and dress in camouflage yet are afraid
of the draft, AK-47s were being sold out faster then Sarah Palin
going negative in the opinion polls. IMAGINE, as today we may find
civilization closer to total destruction just because of gun control
fall-out? Well, the gun lobby stands for one option, it is a “Stand
Your Ground” dysentery dynasty, and maybe that “Stand” has
finally “Ground to a Halt”! But unlike the thugs that hide behind
that “Don't Shit on Me” flag of disgrace, Obama and Putin are not
thugs, and we will get out of this mess without a major escalation
that causes mankind to sink back in time towards the “Cold War”
times. Sure there will be finger pointing and name calling, but
sticks and stones break only bones, not civilizations when men like
Obama have a dream!
Monday, July 14, 2014
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Wow, here is Hillary Rodhams' wedding
proposal to Bill Clinton:
I've hardly a penny to my name
The heavens have never seemed so near
All of my body glows with flame
The tempest struggles in the air
And to myself alone I sing
It could sink me then and there
I can hear the echoes ring
I tried to find one smiling face
To drive the shadow from my head
I'm stranded in this nameless place
Lying restless in a heavy bed
Tell me straight out if you will
Why must you torture me within?
Why must you come down off of your high hill?
Throw my fate to the clouds and wind
Far away in a silent land
Secret thoughts are hard to bear
Remember me, you'll understand
Emotions we can never share
You trampled on me as you passed
Left the coldest kiss upon my brow
All of my doubts and fears have gone at last
I've nothing more to tell you now
I walk by tranquil lakes and streams
As each new season's dawn awaits
I lay awake at night with troubled dreams
The enemy is at the gate
Beneath the thunder blasted trees
The words are ringin' off your tongue
The ground is hard in times like these
Stars are cold, the night is young
The rocks are bleak, the trees are bare
Iron clouds go floating by
Snowflakes fallin' in my hair
Beneath the gray and stormy sky
The evenin' sun is sinkin' low
The woods are dark, the town isn't new
They''ll drag you down, they'll run the show
Ain't no telling what they'll do
Tell ol' Bill when he comes home
Anything is worth a try
Tell him that I'm not alone
That the hour has come to do or die
And to myself alone I sing
It could sink me then and there
I can hear the echoes ring
I tried to find one smiling face
To drive the shadow from my head
I'm stranded in this nameless place
Lying restless in a heavy bed
Tell me straight out if you will
Why must you torture me within?
Why must you come down off of your high hill?
Throw my fate to the clouds and wind
Far away in a silent land
Secret thoughts are hard to bear
Remember me, you'll understand
Emotions we can never share
You trampled on me as you passed
Left the coldest kiss upon my brow
All of my doubts and fears have gone at last
I've nothing more to tell you now
I walk by tranquil lakes and streams
As each new season's dawn awaits
I lay awake at night with troubled dreams
The enemy is at the gate
Beneath the thunder blasted trees
The words are ringin' off your tongue
The ground is hard in times like these
Stars are cold, the night is young
The rocks are bleak, the trees are bare
Iron clouds go floating by
Snowflakes fallin' in my hair
Beneath the gray and stormy sky
The evenin' sun is sinkin' low
The woods are dark, the town isn't new
They''ll drag you down, they'll run the show
Ain't no telling what they'll do
Tell ol' Bill when he comes home
Anything is worth a try
Tell him that I'm not alone
That the hour has come to do or die
All the world I would defy
Let me make it plain as day
I look at you now and I sigh
How could it be any other way?
Let me make it plain as day
I look at you now and I sigh
How could it be any other way?
Tin Soldier
"Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drumming"
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drumming"
Sunday, July 13, 2014
ATTENTION Americans!
In a recent “Futuristic
Political What If” poll by the renowned Crapo Institute, according
to the documented results of this poll, if Hillary starts advancing
and gaining popularity in the political mainstream towards an attempt
at the U.S. Presidency in 2016, we are in for some dire predictions
and threatening consequences. According to that poll just released
under secrecy, if Hillary makes a run towards the primary and wins
out, divorce rates for American's claiming to be democrat will
increase 5%, along with suicides increasing 7% for males that claim
to be republican or with tendencies toward the “right”. And wait,
there's more! For both sides of the isle, an increase in domestic
violence reaching 20% and road-rage becoming a tragedy. If furtherer
success in her political aspirations, if Hillary were successful in
gaining the White-House, low and behold that divorce rate increases
to 15% and the suicide rate goes to 17% across the board and the
domestic violence, statutory rape and road-rage murders escalating
like this nation has never experienced before - the National Guard
will have to assist local lawmen keeping the peace. Yes, if Hillary
finds victory in 2016, we may find our nation under a “National
Martial Law High Alert“, basically a “Police State”! This will
find itself a major blow on the economy, so we must begin to realize
what may be in store if “election central” finds no other
worthwhile candidates. And this poll's research is accurate, for
predicting such a mess, by using state-of-the-art predictive modeling
along with algorithms formulated by the brightest scholars from the
highest levels of academia. But the poll is not gaining any steam, as
for some reason those responsible for getting this information front
and center have been threatened into hiding the truth, so has the
media run away from this story for reasons troubling, and we all know
the story about Vince Foster? So I was asked to read the report and
provide this information in hopes that it would send out a warning,
before it is too late and turning back be not an option. Think twice
about letting the “Clinton Clan” back on stage, as this nation
deserves better, a whole lot better and when super-Cray computers
supply such results, we must trust this over “I didn't have sex
with that dog”! Remember, Bill already said he would enjoy being
the 1st Lady? What in hell does he mean by that!
Like It Is!!!!!
A bumper sticker, the modern day
road-raging “TWIT or TWEETS” tells it like it is:
~ NUGENT & PALIN
2013 ~
OK, did something change when I was
seeing double and off my rocker from a little too much Sam Adams
summer special, the “Porch Rocker”? Maybe a typo, but 2013? And
maybe that sums it up, with how the voting public is seeing “double”
and inebriated from way too much political intoxication, so much we
have lost touch with reality. So it appears though, through this 1st
Amendment Right to be seen not heard racing down the “Free-Way”,
that there is a fruit-cake narcissism obsessed faction out there,
alive and not well that wants a convicted poacher that shits in his
pants - so he can avoid the draft - along with a ignorANUS that shits
all over decency with an ever ending “Explosive Diarrhea” of the
mouth, a faction that finds the right-to-vote harboring an honest
belief that “Mr. & Mrs. Shitter” could conceivably try to run
this nation? Forget about the “White” in the HOUSE, as when the
shit goes a flying....I can see it now. President Ted Nugent will be
late, as he just shit in his pants again. And Sarah can't wipe her
own ass, so the “State of the Eunuch” has been postponed. WTF. I
am lost for words, as intelligence lost seems to be the
ticket.....Where's SAM?
Times They Are A-Changin
Wow, a sign of a-changin times! Instead
of riding through little old historic gold towns wrecking havoc the
peace and quiet, for what a Sunday is supposed to be all about, today
a bunch of “antique” Hell's Angels were at, yes an antique
auction and fair and actually buying vintage goods. Yes, the Hell's
Angels, out and about enjoying old fashion fun....
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'”
Bob
Dylan - The Times They Are A-changin' Lyrics | Metro Lyrics
State of Iraq - ISIS
I married Isis on the fifth day of May
But I could not hold on to her very long
So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away
For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong
But I could not hold on to her very long
So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away
For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong
I came to a high place of darkness and light
Dividing line ran through the center of town
I hitched up my pony to a post on the right
Went into a laundry to wash my clothes down
Dividing line ran through the center of town
I hitched up my pony to a post on the right
Went into a laundry to wash my clothes down
A man in the corner approached me for a match
I knew right away he was not ordinary
He said, "Are you lookin' for somethin' easy to catch?"
I said, "I got no money", he said, "That ain't necessary"
I knew right away he was not ordinary
He said, "Are you lookin' for somethin' easy to catch?"
I said, "I got no money", he said, "That ain't necessary"
We set out that night for the cold in the North
I gave him my blanket and he gave me his word
I said, "Where are we goin'?", he said "We'd be back by the fourth"
I said, "That's the best news that I've ever heard"
I gave him my blanket and he gave me his word
I said, "Where are we goin'?", he said "We'd be back by the fourth"
I said, "That's the best news that I've ever heard"
I was thinkin' about turquoise, I was thinkin' about gold
I was thinkin' about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace
As we rode through the canyons, through the devilish cold
I was thinkin' about Isis, how she thought I was so reckless
I was thinkin' about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace
As we rode through the canyons, through the devilish cold
I was thinkin' about Isis, how she thought I was so reckless
How she told me that one day we would meet up again
And things would be different the next time we wed
If I only could hang on and just be her friend
I still can't remember all the best things she said
And things would be different the next time we wed
If I only could hang on and just be her friend
I still can't remember all the best things she said
We came to the pyramids, all embedded in ice
He said, "There's a body I'm tryin' to find
If I carry it out it'll bring a good price"
'Twas then that I knew what he had on his mind
He said, "There's a body I'm tryin' to find
If I carry it out it'll bring a good price"
'Twas then that I knew what he had on his mind
The wind it was howlin' and the snow was outrageous
We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn
When he died I was hopin' that it wasn't contagious
But I made up my mind that I had to go on
We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn
When he died I was hopin' that it wasn't contagious
But I made up my mind that I had to go on
I broke into the tomb but the casket was empty
There was no jewels, no nothin', I felt I'd been had
When I saw that my partner was just bein' friendly
When I took up his offer I musta been mad
There was no jewels, no nothin', I felt I'd been had
When I saw that my partner was just bein' friendly
When I took up his offer I musta been mad
I picked up his body and I dragged him inside
Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover
I said a quick prayer and I felt satisfied
Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her
Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover
I said a quick prayer and I felt satisfied
Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her
She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise
Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed
I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes
I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead
Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed
I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes
I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead
She said, "Where ya been?", I said, "No place special"
She said, "You look different", I said, "Well, I guess"
She said, "You been gone", I said,"That's only natural"
She said, "You gonna stay", I said, "If you want me to, yes"
She said, "You look different", I said, "Well, I guess"
She said, "You been gone", I said,"That's only natural"
She said, "You gonna stay", I said, "If you want me to, yes"
Isis, oh, Isis, you mystical child
What drives me to you is what drives me insane
I still can remember the way that you smiled
On the fifth day of May in the drizzlin' rain
What drives me to you is what drives me insane
I still can remember the way that you smiled
On the fifth day of May in the drizzlin' rain
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