Toilet Stickers

Toilet stickers of DDD – Dysentery Duck Dynasty – are now available so you can teach your young kids who to piss & shit on, teach them while they are young and still learning how to aim that weapon – the piss gun. These stickers - designed to act as targets in the stool so youngsters don't miss when preoccupied - are colorful and will not fade over time, in fact using new age technology of nano-holography, with a good aim one can watch as Phil's laughing at the blacks and gays turns to frustration. Donations from the sales of this gimmick will be used to boycott the DDD and any broadcast that feels it necessary to advertise that the Constitution is a joke.

Dysentery Duck Dynasty

Good shit, great crap, have a senator, flush twice its a long way to Juneau and the “beltway”? Well today we can toss all those worn out time-tested references to taking a good shit aside, as the NEW standard for 2014 when doing the business is “Have a Phil Robertson” - feels so good doesn't it when you shit on your brothers and sisters!

Dear Duck Dynasty

Dear Duck Dynasty;

I was just over at Target. Found a portable cooler with your “ugly” mugs, needed to take a good shit, morning after Christmas kind. So please find my gift to you folks, in that cooler. Hope it keeps things cool....as when it lets go that stench, we then will know what the “Duck” stands for!

Remember.....

This brother that could spare a dime......