Dam
it, is Romney already at it - again? Just because he is the GOP “jerk without
honor” shooting for the U.S. presidency, does that give him the right to
trample on the decency of democracy? Seems so, with respect to sending jobs
away to the buddy system foreign allegiance by continuing to practice Bain
style corporate corruption resulting in undermining my American hero – the salt
of this earth working class. Look, the NFL is now playing “futtydudball” in the
UK. Was my nation invaded? Did we lose the battle and relent to brokering away
our heritage? Have we lost what was once ours, upon that “stuff” that made us
so great a nation strong even with individual indifferences, like football?
See, when even a single game is flown away from American soil, it means an
economic lose in the $millions$ for the local merchants, upon an economy that
is struggling by one day at a time in efforts to cure the Bush doctrine
nightmare – the fallout from a president that was dumber then a cowpie. Imagine,
empty parking lots at the stadium! And take away that Sunday religious ceremony
known as the tailgate, it’s fighting words for many with a conscious. Hey, it’s
happening at a stadium near you - this send it abroad attack by profit mongers
bent on a mandate that wealth rules and “who cares about America”! Which brings
it up as a candidate of concern, as this is truly un-Constitutional. Think
about it, American football in another man’s kingdom! Pinch me, please. If this
is true, where’s the lobotomy clinic as I can only take so much abuse? My
fellowman, where? For sure, send away the OEM manufacturing jobs to countries
that have no labor laws as such meaningless employment amounts to nothing more
than a carpel syndrome workers’ compensation handout scam, but sending football
abroad? When one takes into account that even though two skirmishing professional
athletic teams amounts to only a handful of players on the sod, the behind the
scenes activities for success are paramount and orchestrated by a gigantic undertaking.
So for the 2-hours wherein the game is played out and most likely televised,
how about over 2500-man hours erased away, by playing football away from
“Home”. It stinks. It stinks like a Don Young rabid skunk – meaning a Nancy
Pelosi stink bomb. Now there are times when it is important to put up the armor
to condemn this sort of outrage – football in another’s homeland. Where’s the
outrage upon the maggot traitors that have perpetrated this idea? I am sure the
Trump is behind it! And if the NFL players are behind this mutiny, then they
have been infected by the Vic disease. Instead of killing dogs, killing
America. And just the fact that it occurred on Obama’s watch, I am burning my
voter registration card. This coup upon America, with football being broadcast
from abroad, it is like burning the American flag. That is exactly what I
envisioned every-time the camera crew focused in on the NFL insignia at the
50-yard line surrounded by British turf, an American flag ablaze. Is this how
the Brits finally get back at us, with our win at “Independence”? And what do
you mean we can just watch the damn game on Demand Payment TV, as that is just
another lame response - the sick and tired kind we get from the representation.
This is America, or is it not? If Congress is so engaged in baseball in efforts
to spend a whole lot of time and endless effort for one and only one reason, at
keeping Pete Rose away from what is rightfully his to begin with, that Hall of
Fame indoctrination, how come this outsourcing of football is going ahead
without any Congressional interference? Forgot, Congress is AWOL and the
henhouse, well… But I find watching a New England “PATRIOT’s” game from abroad
offensive, downright blasphemy in action. And spotted Dick blokes don’t like
American football! That is a fact proud enough upon itself that makes an
American sport like football sent abroad a crying shame crime. When I worked for
a company associated with the British royalty, I had the privilege of working
with individuals that laughed at football as a “tough” sport, in comparison to a
Lincolnshire Saturday night date and bar brawling routine - it was tame with
respect to that British pastime. Honestly, to win a man’s heart, a potential
wife must endure neighborhood pub brawling, and when teeth get knocked out,
that turns the male Brits on! Surely with that kind of respect and dedication,
no way in hell would this country steal away their “football”. But now we see an American ideal persecuted
upon, for the almighty buck. Look, football is know where near the caliper required
to that associated with American basketball, American baseball or American
hockey. Today, football appears to be just a bunch of overweight wannabe “refrigerators”
that act as if the Berlin wall is still in vogue. Overweight is vogue, that is
why the “tailgate” will one day become another input into the equation of
obesity. It is not a sport in my book, this American “football”. Regardless, it
isn’t something this country should be throwing away to another rival – the
British are coming! And we all know it has nothing to do with loyalty, as
royalty in wealth has turned the tides once again against us. And I am tired of
the same old negative response, that there is nothing we can do but join them,
what a pathetic loyalty this has with respect to AMERICA. Especially when push
comes to shove, don’t tread on me, we remember the words of John F. Kennedy. If
you are lost with those words of advice a genuine American, as was John, then
you are an American adult left behind. So I decided to write the queen bee, to
see if she realized what was going down. Here it is:
Her
Majesty d’Queen
Some
time ago while visiting England for work, especially with time out to enjoy your
“homeland’s” beautiful countryside, I was truly awe struck by the respect that
swans along the waterways hold your servants, only to be informed that the “swans”
are rightfully protected - by Her Majesty d’Queen. In America, we have over
time taken protective attention upon things of importance, like Football. Kind
of like is afforded your swans and we deserve the same respect with this football.
So please, dear Queen Elizabeth II, please see to it respect and offer
protection this American icon by banning now and forever the National Football League
from disgracing your nation and my nation by disallowing your turf to become
part of this sport. The fact that the investors believe the football league should
expand, it doesn’t make sense economically speaking, when at the same time this
maneuver is hurting us back here in America. Football games that are scheduled
to commence in your country, well it is like outsourcing jobs, as the local
economy suffers when even a single game is taken away to foreign soil,
especially to another country like yours. It is with this correspondence that I
ask you respectfully to place a ban on football, professional football that
involves American interest. Like the swans, forever has it held something of
respect, with American football, we deserve the same respect. So please, take
this request seriously and place a ban on any furtherance this sport on your
homeland by American interests. Respectfully, S. Pam Magee.
PS.
While in UK during 2006, I wrote this poem for your swans:
~ The
Pool ~
This pool is never to be still,even upon the calm,of a midsummer’s night dream.Never tiring from invasion,even when seaside safe.
As
other entities rule tranquility.Winged
intruders sound the warning.May be by whistle,This pool is never to be still,even upon the calm,of a midsummer’s night dream.Never tiring from invasion,even when seaside safe.
May be by trumpet.
A novice’s mistake, not identity theft.
As the mute is silent not!
The Swans of Brayford Pool!