High Blood Pressure

High Blood Pressure
It is Christmas Eve morning, so why must we be bothered with “crap”. I am talking about Ted and Don using the “tidings of comfort and joy” occasion to justify their corrupt ways and means. See, it is a day wherein everybody should be in a good mood, so maybe they plan on using this time to crawl up each listening individual’s ass. Talk about a hemorrhoid! Now, according to the Anchorage Daily Stool, Don is adamant that “I listen and I provide. That’s what I’m elected for. You show me a congressman who says I’m not going to have any earmarks and I’m not going to listen and I’m not going to provide and I’ll show you a short-timer”. Hey Don, maybe you have been too busy running away from “Rabid Skunks”, but isn’t that what most honest Americans are after, “TERM LIMITS”? Or a “Short-Timer”? A short-timer would not amass Hulk like power as a means to earmark the hell out of my pocket book. Then Don, you get diarrhea of the mouth, “People think their taxes go up and that spending gets bloated. If the money wasn’t earmarked for the state, it would be spent somewhere else”. Don, if the money isn’t spent foolishly then maybe it means you are stealing away too much of my hard earned payola. If it isn’t needed, it is a surplus. You make energy companies give back rebates when they find a surplus, so what is the difference? Why not follow the laws you make other private entities adhere too. And instead of foolish spending, give the young troops a raise, for fighting your stupid war. Maybe you should get a real job once you get booted out of that cushion seat you have kept warm for way too many years, just to see what I mean about work. I’ll bet you’ll be the first in-line to sign a petition for a tax rebate. In fact, I bet you’ll be the petitioner! And then Ted runs away at the mouth in the Stool, just like Ben running away from the Lawman, like son like father. “I’ve told the state legislature for three years in a row that we are going to suffer reductions in the amount of Federal assistance if the state doesn’t step up to the plate and provide local assistance”. Ted, on your 13,990-day watch in the “Big House” you have single handedly created the biggest “welfare” state ever. And now that you are loosing power, you have to realize that what you created cannot be weaned away overnight, from pork bellies - not unless you come down hard on the “Big Oil”. Why must you continue to support foreign companies like British Petroleum, in their efforts to rip off the resources, cause environmental nightmares and kill hard working Americans? So, some idiot friend of yours is getting awarded up to a million dollars for berry research. And all this “pork” is in the form of grants – not loans – so payback is a joke upon the taxpayers. There is in no way shape or form any reasonable return on the “grant” money investment sent this way for nothing. Like it was once quoted, “War, what is it good for, absolutely nothing”. Well, “Earmarks, what is it good”, same sentiment in my book. And what the hell is this earmark for something called an Alaskan agricultural product? Something unknown to me and the rest of civilization here in Alaska, but what ever it is or supposed to be it was awarded a bunch of taxpayers’ dough. Hey, we can’t even keep a dairy afloat! And why the hell does 58-million need to be spent for Pacific salmon fisheries? What do I get in return, as all the salmon processors are from Seattle! And that continuous halibut season that you were all in favor of over a limited season, well I can’t afford that fish nowadays. Sure its fresh, but only the rich can get the drools over it. And I am sure that with the salary you have voted for yourself after all these years you also can easily afford the luxury. This fish business is as bad as the Coconut Grove scandal that your buddy Don is in trouble over. Hey, who does your performance appraisal? And that Denali Commission earmark, something in the tune of 90-million, what the hell for MR. TED? Why don’t you just be honest with us, it has been a complete failure time and time again. If it weren’t then Hugo Chavez would not have had to come to the villagers’ with aid, for heating fuel subsidies. And now that we are on the subject of failures, the Seward Sea-life Center is awarded a 3-million dollar giveaway? What are the taxpayers in the market for another asbestos filled ancient and dilapidated “Arcade” to buy away from another one of your buddies at an inflated cost. You must realize that some real-estate agents are going to jail here in Anchorage for inflating the price of property, called price fixing. MoanaLisa was caught in a similar situation but somehow escaped, just wait until her seat is back up for grabs. Your shenanigans’ goes well beyond that, what a laughing joke you continue to amuse us with. Hey, I looked into berry cultivation back some 20-years ago while living in Valdez. The business plan sounded good and caught the attention of the bankers, but it was just too risky a venture. Why? It’s called the “Weather”. So I felt that the experts had looked at something that I missed. See, I am a proud American that was raised on the true American spirit and righteous values. If you can’t do it the right way, then don’t do it at all. And listen to what others are saying, not what others are asking for. To have a risky business plan risking my taxable income, it is “goonatics” at work. You and Don are the pros when it comes to illicit and illegal taxpayer contributions run amuck. It is illegal, to waste my money, just read the Constitution wherein it talks about taxation. You are not the only guilty party, but you would think that with the time spent there in Congress, something good would have come from the House, other then high oil prices and a protracted “War”. So next Christmas, please don’t use the media in efforts to support your corruption. Earmarks undermine the integrity of our system. Nobody likes these secret giveaway programs that are orchestrated behind closed doors. And the fact that these things show up and nobody takes credit for it, it is treason upon my paycheck. So please don’t try to sell your snake oil remedies. You have been a failure, as providing misrepresentation that has done nothing but support a welfare infrastructure, the failure blame is yours to cherish Don’t forget to talk about it in your memoirs, at least one page will have something besides being “intentionally left blank”. And Don, keep away from that “Rabid Skunk”!

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Scary Scenario

Scary Scenario
Wow, this is really disturbing. And it just goes to show that ethics and common sense - maybe lack of both - have been instrumental in dwindling away some more of our Constitutional righteousness. POWER to the PEOPLE is becoming a John Lennon song of the past. It is becoming a sad fact of the matter joke. What I am getting at is the fact that educated individuals still have trouble performing simple math. Actually, it has nothing to do with “I am not smarter then a 5th grader”. With modern data entry formats and fancy spreadsheets that take the mundane boredom away in efforts to streamline entering large numbers of essential data - like public office election vote results - and programmed to minimize mistakes, accuracy is almost a guarantee. So how come after 3-years the 2004 Alaska Senate race is still unknown? That involved the race between MoanaLisa Murkowski and AARP member Tony Knowles. Why in hell did it take so long for the results to be made public? And why did the Alaska Democratic Party have to sue this state’s very own Division of Elections to get such results? In efforts to see just what the hell went wrong back on November 2nd, 2004. Could it be that the 5th graders running the election were trying to hide something? This state needs more jails, as corruption is rampant like rabies, just like a “Rabid Skunk”. Even Don Young is in agreement about skunks on the loose. I guess it is a big problem down in Florida. I wish we had Don as our congressman, as he takes good care of the Floridians addicted to coconut schnapps. Now for those “Alaskans Left Behind”, the Constitution of Alaska guarantees not only a “Right to Privacy”, but also guarantees an “Open Record” statute, basically nothing is secret if it is of public interest. “Big Oil” changed that. So this state, which at one time held an almighty Constitution by the people and for the people, well it is a sad day now that it is “officially” undetermined as to who is really our Senator and supposed to be representing us in Washington. How come there exists not one able bodied person of power challenging this debacle? Do we have a governor? Do we have a political police force that is supposed to secure our rights? With the word coming down from the high court, how come nothing is happening? Maybe because Miss Vogue is more concerned about her wardrobe and posing for Mad Magazine. We have a system out of control here people! Bottom-line, we need to have another election and during the interim, MoanaLisa should step aside until an accurate tally represents the will of the people. She can practice real-estate rip-offs during the recess. So why was the “Open Record” policy hijacked by this entity that is part of the state? Now you don’t have to read on, but even a superior court judge made it clear and convincing that something was not up-and-up during this election with respect to how the Division broadcast return results. See, the media relies on the election results to give out minute-to-minute updates, as many people rely on the fact that they like to pick a winner. So why in hell was it that MoanaLisa’s vote tally went inflated during the early voting turnouts across the state? Inflated by a factor of exactly 1.5 over Tony’s vote tally. So as the results came into election central, for every vote cast for MoanaLisa, the digital tally indicated that she was gaining ground and outpacing Tony, all on a false and manipulated premise. This is hypocrisy. This is near Communistic. This is blasphemy. It is the most critical time to “LIE”. And to have this 1.5 adjusting factor, it smells of Republican crap. See, a factor of 2 would have raised a red-flag and maybe alarmed the authorities that something was wrong, as the people can’t be fooled all of the time. So somebody carefully manipulated the results, not so out of control but enough to have an effect on the end results. Now the Division of Elections admits the results were reported to the public in a “confusing” way. Sure it was confusing, as that was the intent. Confuse the general voting public in a way that it favors MoanaLisa! Confuse early on and one can almost calculate the outcome. So like monkey-see and monkey-do, the voters reinforced the fake results. It was a fixed race, that is the only reason that the Division has been playing “Hardball” with the “PEOPLE”. I don’t care if it is the Alaska Democratic Party or the Pa-Pa Pilgrim Party, we need to know who is this state’s truly elected SENATOR. We all realize that MoanaLisa held an advantage, being the incumbent, but the nepotism scandal most likely erased that handicap. So now, almost 3-years after the fact, we realize that there was something rotten going on over at the Division of Elections’ headquarters. And this state already has enough political corruption that we can use some more, so it is time to revolt against this corruption. In closing, I reiterate the judge’s response to the outcome of the Alaska Democratic Party suing the Division of Elections: “the system as it existed prior to this litigation, failed to provide sufficient means of confirming the accuracy of the results”. With this remark, the PEOPLE of this state should be practicing their 1st and 2nd Amendment Rights, as the system has been hijacked by Corrupt Bastards once again. So I have sent the following letter to the Division of Elections and also to MoanaLisa, asking her to step aside until another election can be scheduled. She is in that power position that can make a difference and call for another election. If she doesn’t then it is for one and only one reason, she knows the truth - that the election was manipulated to her advantage proving that nepotism is a high crime of treason against the Constitution, a crime against the PEOPLE!

Dear MoanaLisa;
With respect to the Senate race of 2004, I feel that it is time to look at the possibility that illegal activities favored your outcome. I am an average AMERICAN that likes to win. So when I saw the news media broadcasting the early returns the evening of November 2nd, 2004, I cast my vote for you. But it was based on false premise and with this in mind I now retract such vote. I reserve that option when it is known that illegal activities of confusion may have tainted the election results. It is now known that those early return results were inflated, giving you an inflated winning position over your opponent Mr. Tony Knowles. I voted for you based on these results broadcast by the media and taken from the Division of Elections, a state entity that is supposed to provide an unbiased forecast, which has come under the state’s superior courts consideration and condemnation. In fact, the outcome of this election is questionable by the superior court’s own findings. I believe that the confusion factor was purposely administrated. Had the results been accurate and not manipulated by a factor of 1.5 in your favor and showed that in actuality that it was a much closer race, I may have voted differently. See, I am a hard working class AMERICAN with a family. It takes two incomes to support my family and make payments on our double-wide that sits over on Brayton Drive. In fact, my husband delivers pizza on the side just to cover the high costs of natural gas. Did Ben have anything to do with that inflated price fixing? Sorry, we just wonder a lot these days, with the Corrupt Bastards still out on the loose. See, I do not have the time and energy to follow the political landscape. I vote based on what other people feel is right, as maybe they have the time and energy to follow the issues. So I am asking you to take a recess, if you are not already on a recess, and step aside until the state can hold another credible election that can accurately validate a majority winner. If you hold off and come up with some kind of lame excuse that this is not necessary, just like your excuse over the Kenai River land dealings, I have lost faith in you to represent this state. Holding off may mean that you are guilty yourself of this scammed election. So please, step aside and allow another election to be held. In fact, before stepping down, use your Congressional clout to force majeure such an election upon us. You owe it to the people and America to set things right. Please, do not say no to this demand, as that would place you in the same category as Ted and Don. With the FBI and IRS agents still hanging around in droves here in the 49th state, maybe they can be employed to secure the results of this new election to make sure that the vote of the people is heard free and clear of corruptional influence.
Respectfully Submitted: Pam MaGee

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And So This Is Christmas!

And So This Is Christmas!
Finally, the TSA has met its match. This agency of once upon a time unemployed laissez fairies, their intimidation tactics took a turn for the worse recently, soon after it started using Facial Anger Recognition Technology – or FART. The latter is a fancy name recognizing there is nothing more exciting to do then watch the traveling public pick their noses - or to observe other obscene behavior - from cameras remotely located every which way but loose at major airports, wherein Larry Craig like hideaways are no longer “hidden”. Either that or stay at home and collect unemployment. And since the TSA and its swelling membership now falls under the Federal Workers Union, well these people dedicated to protecting our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, they are rolling in the dough. Now this new-age FART technology designed by the German’s during the Hitler regime, it is very hi-tech. Actually I think it was designed by Bozo and a busload of Bozonians on a Timothy Leary high time. Basically if one looks happy in the eyes of the beholder, it sets a red flag that warrants further TSA scrutiny. And according to the head Bozo on the Homeland school bus heading towards Crawford, “Travelers are supposed to act like cattle going to the slaughterhouse”. So any deviation away from such criteria, it means time for a check-up, bend-over! Be it known to the experts, an angry face is an accepted expression. Now if you were happy in the beginning of your travel day, you won’t be by the time you make it through the line-up. Man, what a career! In Canada, the locals make fun of the logging truck drivers, that it is the only job they are worthy of, scarring the dickens out of tourists heading up the Alaskan Highway. Supposedly, this scare routine without a costume is one job up on a TSA watchman. See, many of the residents around this one site I was working at are expatriates. Basically, draft dodgers from the Vietnam era. So they have by now raised families and their kids know all about America. “How come you can’t say Merry Christmas”, they ask? See, they would like to go back home but can’t understand this religious zealous crap cast down upon the Lord! When you ask them about the amnesty program, they laugh all the way to the puke bucket. Anyway the U.S. government spent zillions on this FART project, but forgot one thing. See, the people who were stuck in a vault wearing a straight-jacket and were required to think up this crap could in no way shape or form be happy humans. So being unhappy and so dedicated to the cause to make everybody else unhappy, they forgot about Christmas! Really, the other day as I traveled between Canada and entered U.S. controlled soil, the FART was out of control. That smell! Could have been that somebody opened up a “Fruit Cake”. So to deal with this out-of-control situation, the TSA went “Code Red” into Phase II anger management, resorting to stealing Christmas toys. Remember, if they are unhappy, it means travelers are happy, so it takes a turn for the worse. Think about it. If they can make a little kid angry, then the parents become angry, like killing three birds with one “Fruit Cake”. Really, my traveling buddy had this little teensy-weensy Cresent wrench that was a replica of a real tool, but in reality a key chain. “Ah sorry Mister, as this is a real tool. And real tools could be used to dismantle the plane during flight. So, I have to confiscate it.” Talk about anger management. This was a joke, NOT. About the only thing that this toy tool could have disassembled were the back-rest “trays”. Actually, maybe we could have fixed all the loose and broken ones! Is TSA doing aircraft maintenance on the side? Anyway, it was good to see that the TSA was overwhelmed by the good tidings and joys of happy travelers during this year’s holidays. Now talk about gift exchanging! I have a collection of at least a hundred TSA bumper stickers. Many that were at one time placed neatly in the confines of my luggage’s belongings, like to say, “we opened your bags, ha-ha”! So now I place a “gift” right on top of everything else, something that must be disturbed in efforts to see if any good stuff can be “confiscated” by permission of the head Bozo – soiled UNDERWEAR it is! A present that I purposely leave out in efforts to get the TSA inspectors sign of approval and get them thinking that a job as a log truck driver seems more encouraging each and every day. Bottom line, I don’t like some unknown going through my briefs when it seems they have the authority to confiscate things they believe can take down a plane. The other day, some asshole’s luggage hit the tarmac that held a bunch of lighters, in easy view! Talk about a ticking time-bomb. See, if this can get by the inspectors, then surely fruit cake can be stowed away. That stuff can be used as a weapon, like a Billy-club. And imagine if it ever ignited. You thought the Chicago fire was bad business. What a concept I just thought of, as the wine is giving me a buzz. See, I had a short flight from Vancouver to Seattle. The flight attendant passed out free wine, but told us to guzzle it down! The TSA could offer up “fruit cake” during the holidays, as part of the FARTER program, the “ER” meaning “Extended Reach”. Such an offering - at the taxpayers’ expense - would indeed keep everybody angry. So as Simpson once said, “Eat my shorts” TSA! And hope that you enjoy next year's “Fruit Cakes”.

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Blunder Thunder

Blunder Thunder from Down-under
I honestly believe that there exists a down-under belief wherein some think that the most important thing about political office “term limits” is a ways and means to keep the unemployment line not their own concern. What I am getting at is this. You are an individual that hates work and therefore have been successful in weaseling your way into a somewhat lucrative employment position that falls under the auspices of either a commission, agency or that of an authority, basically an entity surviving on a free-for-all budget wherein the money “granted” to such is supposed to provide some benefit to men, women and children in need. You also cherish the position because it includes free luncheons. Call it what you like besides welfare, but it is exactly that, disguised as “research” in many cases. Bottom line, the work wages are part of the welfare equation. In fact, some well-known agencies have an employment budget greater then the giveaway program! Something wrong with this picture, as the equation seems to be out of kilter? Now not all such entities under the latter descriptive are guilty of what is challenged herein, but it seems that unaccountability creep is making headway in efforts to curtail ethics, just like the political scene. I come from the state – Alaska – that has the best of the best of un-ethical politicians. Ted and Don and MoanaLisa, wow, what a duo. Isn’t Ted and Don the same individual? They are so much alike. And MoanaLisa, isn’t she a clone between Frank and Annabel? Or was it Maggie? Anyway, your commission hasn’t yet expired, so your agency or authority is given a mission statement. Say for example, to provide alternative energy to the Alaskan bush. Now with term limits in effect for the governorship for instance - wherein that person in charge most likely controls the purse strings - why worry about ever accomplishing that mission that you are supposed to be engaged upon? You could put yourself out of a job! It happens all of the time here in Alaska, thy welfare state extraordinaire. It started a long time ago, with statehood, as besides loss of territorial freedom, it meant time to call the bluff of the American taxpayers and claim third-world status. Seems this state was better off under the “indivisible and freedom for all” mentality, when marijuana was still legal. Needless to say, comes the next and the next and then the next, this time around a vogue governor, all trying to find something in efforts to gain the voting public’s respect. So “pork” starts to flow all over again to your commission, agency or authority, wherein the “new be” insists once again that the mission not yet accomplished after all these years is crucial to sustain her approval rating, as she is hoping that the Playboy Mansion will be the next open door. Now all the time, the guys and gals that reap big salaries are just counting up another 4-years wherein the only thing accomplished is more of the same nothing. So I guess in reality it is a mission accomplished, George Bush style! Wow, so the Denali Commission is at it again. Answer me this. Just what the hell has this outfit done for you and I after so many years wherein “billions” have been lost? At least unaccounted for. Name one thing that this taxpayer abuse commission has accomplished? So now they are at it again. Whoopee-do as the crocks in-charge have earmarked 8.5-million for once again taking a look at alternative energy for the bush. Here we go again, as this attempt is already a signed sealed and delivered boondoggle, just another wasteful attempt to make a few fat bastards “richer” and do nothing for the bush. This outfit works on the “brother-in-law” rule of thumb. Basically, stick it up everybody else’s you know what. Really, prove to me where this Denali crap has benefited anybody out there? Hey, Hugo offered more relief in the form of heating fuel subsidies for the Alaskan bush. It was more beneficial because it was a direct infusion and didn’t have a bunch of bureaucratic red-tape and bureaucratic brother-in-laws involved. This new but old Denali deal for alternative energy “research” is a joke. In fact a reused joke at that. I bet the money is already earmarked, probably to some bureaucrat’s brother-in-law in a deal of a “term”. Used to be called deal of a century, but why wait for so long. And this Chena Hot Springs project, what a joke! Little does the voting public realize the only reason that this entity “still” exists is in efforts to convince the regulatory board to insist on Golden Valley Electric to run a transmission line that way, at the rate-payers’ expense, so the locals way out there can buy cheaper electricity. This Chena project is in no way shape or form viable economically unless it continues to be floated by government pork. Which it was in the beginning, as no bank or financer would budge on such a crap project. Ted gave away taxpayer money and the outfit that built the contraption ate a bunch of up-front costs associated with this joke. So this guy out at Chena gets a freebie on everybody else’s dime. Sure it is alternative energy, but too costly to accommodate an alternative label. We should take note of what the Native Alaskans realized as free power and the only reliable renewable energy source that is worth beans with no added “pork”. The natives utilized it for their fish wheel propulsion, called river power. So maybe the design and placement of giant fish-wheel like contraptions with giant energy storing flywheels can provide some relief to rising fuel costs, especially along the big rivers like the Yukon and Kuskokwin. Hey, my natural gas prices have sky-rocketed, you don’t hear me complaining except trying to find out what Ben did for the local gas company when he was on the board of hard-ones. So thanks to Ted and Don the commissions and agencies and authorities are at it again, as taxpayer abuse continues unabated and will continue until these two slobs are retired and sitting on a commission… Now we have Ted and Don to thank for the increases in natural gas here in the Anchorage bowl. See, Don forgot who his constituency base was and found himself defending Florida over Alaska. Really, Ted and Don should have said no way to Henry Hub. That is a place down south somewhere where natural gas is priced out of control because Ted said “NO” when the oil executives were supposed to testify under oath with regards to humongous like profits. See, Ted doesn’t believe in any oath except that found in the Corrupt Bastards Club’s code of misconduct. And damn my fellow men and women, our natural gas is a zillion miles away from the “HUB”. Our gas is just that, ours! I don’t need for Henry to make a bunch of money on my resources! Anyway, I think I’ll place a bid in for a chance at that 8-million dollar Denali giveaway and collect a grant like wage and do nothing for the next four years except “research” fish wheels. It is called the research years for nothing else except to put a bunch of paper like crap reports together. Then I will be guaranteed the advancement grant, to research whether or not it is possible to use the fish wheels to store energy. Then it will be time for another governor. Bottom line, I will have succeeded in proving the concept of a perpetual motion money machine. So when it is said and done, I will have a gigantic retirement fund and be able to afford golf lessons down at Coconut Grove. Maybe Don can be my caddy. Now there came a plausible fix to the high cost of energy in the bush, but like Hugo’s attempt to ease the wallet wop from “Big Oil” raping the land for resources then raping us again at the gas pumps, it fell on death ears. See, a foreign outfit wanted to build self-contained nuclear reactors with a ten-year life span, units that could easily be transported into the bush. It was a self-contained unit, so safe as far as safe can be with nuclear stuff. It was a great idea, as it would have created a bunch of hi-tech jobs in a state that would like to see at least one project work, to sustain an employment base. We can’t count “oil” employment anymore as most workers work here but live outside! But even Maggie couldn’t get the slightest hint of approval from the NRC, for allowing these mini and efficient energy units to be placed in the villages. So Hugo came to the rescue, offering subsidized fuel for the taking, no strings attached. So here we go again as Mrs. Vogue is once again becoming the saving grace of the bush by embracing the Denali Commission’s response and also offering up a pot of gold to somebody’s brother-in-law. Like the saying goes, crap in means crap out. And it seems now that the Matanuska Maid is going under, so are the lucrative sponsorships! And who is this Kikee? I thought she was a taster for the milkman. Is she the one that has been trying to win something forever? She must take lessons from people that work for… more of the same nothing. I still run into moms that are pissed that she continues to reign supreme because of something they don’t understand, when all the time there are better athletes out there that should be given a chance. So maybe, just like Maggie, maybe it is time for her retirement also. Let us face the facts, she is old! We never won the Olympics and I don’t see her winning the “gold”. She should step aside and let the young at heart take over the reigns to Olympic stardom. But it means finally getting a job! So maybe she can get a job at a commission, or an agency or an authority. Talk about “milking” the job.

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Ted "Strom" Stevens

Ted "Strom Thurmond" Stevens Demoted
Wow, all kind of information is readily available at one’s fingertips these days. Herein, fingertips literally means exactly that. When spending time at the keyboard and surfing the Internet – letting your fingers do the walking and the talking! Now Internet traffic is half pornographic and half not, according to a survey made possible by our representatives. I bet some of them enjoyed the “porn” when the survey results came available. It was probably the only time in a long time that Congress went into a late night session without a recess. Members of Congress don’t hang around the House that often, as there is reportedly a rabid skunk still on the loose. Just ask Don Young, as he has been hunting the so called bitch down. Now getting back to that half not that is not nakedness or women in awkward positions, I would speculate that half of the half not fits the “outlandish” profile, basically “trash” talk. Especially from the “blogisphere” domain. There exist some angry people out there! But all in all, it is to be expected with such advancements in technology wherein early on its worth is taken advantage of. Then from the abuse comes control, wherein everybody looses out – with freedoms. But beware, as what you say with those fingertips dancing away to serenade your madness, your opinions, your right to "free speech", it is a tapping time bomb of guilty until proven innocent. See, there is this thing called TDR, for Time Domain Reflectometry. Basically, you send it and the G-men can apprehend it and find out who you are and where you are hiding out. Your whereabouts is easily discovered, as your “Send” command acts as a guided missile fingerprint with a return address. And that “reflectometer” stuff does the pinpointing, by an accurate measurement of the reflective signal source, called the “bit bounce”. On the upbeat side of things, innovation gains favor from new found technologies. And it is this same advancement in technology and innovation fallout that is helping to advance our 1st Amendment Right, to “bear opinion”. So with respect to the truth of the matter over the untrue, there exist several web sites that can be trusted, some not to be trusted. Wikipidea seems to be one that can be trusted. Now visiting a politician’s “Historical” can be a real “eye” opener. I read something of interest the other day, about my very own Alaska state senator, Ted Stevens. I’m sorry, as that word “own” misrepresented the truth in the matter. Politicians “own” US! Egad, and did I really mean to use “my”? Anyway Ted Stevens is under a whole lot of scrutiny these days. What the hell happened along the way that has placed this guy in the crosshairs of the FBI and the IRS? It takes the President to OK such an undertaking. And having to retain the same lawyer that represented Oliver North, well things aren’t to rosy up on the hill. Now according to reliable sources, when he was a student at Bergstrom Air Force Base, during the graduation ceremony back in 1944 an unknown assailant student “booed” the colonel delivering the graduation speech. Now that was rather bold, as these individuals receiving a sheepskin were military men in uniform. It was treason, as this kind of behavior was a ticket to the dungeon of military like incarceration. It meant a direct connection to the “brig” for a long, long time. And you thought Gitmo was brutal! So the entire graduating class – trained as P38 pilots – they never saw action as pilots but were demoted to copilot class only. Rather strange when a war was going on and pilots were badly needed. So I ask, was the entire graduating body disciplined because the colonel was not able to determine the culprit that broke rank and as a body of able bodied recruits, did they decide not to “rat” out their fellowman realizing that silence would no doubt derail one’s career? Or was it Ted himself? Who cares, as true or half true, it is old and outdated news! But Ted never flew as a fighter pilot in combat. I wish the connection herein was clear, but like already mentioned, past garbage. What is more interesting in Ted’s “Historical” is a comment by his brother, Daniel Inouye. Dan is the democratic senator from Hawaii and these two men insist that they are “like” brothers of blood. Anyway, during a recent Senate “Toast” honoring Ted as the longest living senator, Daniel was quoted as saying, “Ted is the Strom Thurmond of the Arctic Circle”. Egad again! What the hell is this guy referring too? This is a hip shot to the chest, a direct and lethal take down. Brotherly love? It is verbal assassination. Strom Thurmond? Is this guy Dan really Ted’s friend? Hey, they are close friends but maybe the saying “stay close to your friends but closer to your enemies” has set precedent with this type of ridicule from the Congressional pulpit. It used to be called a “podium”, but since there is no longer separation of church and state, it is one in the same. Now just ask Trent Lott about Strom. Trent was almost banned from America when he made the comment that this country would have been better off had the voters elected Strom as President. Strom was a pure blooded racist and represented the segregationist platform, even when segregation was a crime against humanity, namely the Negros. Strom’s famous quote is as follows, “All the laws of Washington and all the bayonets of the army cannot force the Negro into our homes, our schools, our churches. We stand for the segregation of the races.” See, these imbeciles say anything they want, and get away with it. Sure Trent was sent to the sidelines for a spell, but his comeback was swift and quick. So maybe, just maybe it was Ted that “booed” the colonel, as it seems to be how politicians represent these days, by ridicule and no penance for such malfeasance. I guess it is just free speech! Just ask Don Young about “Rabid Skunks”. Now since we are having a history lesson, we must remember that besides a bonafide racist, Strom was the single individual who had the power and the insane vision to start a campaign against John Lennon, for deportation. I am writing this on the anniversary eve of John’s arrest. That occurred on December 9th, many years ago at age 40, when some imbecile shot John down in cold blood in America’s “Heart-beat” city. Cities are the “pulse” of America, so what happens therein has a carry over effect. Now I don’t bite the bait associated with conspiracy theories, but have to conclude that John’s assassination fit a classic “conspiracy” makeover. Why? First off, he was a socialist with money and power and above all respected “women’s” rights. The FBI started a campaign to collect dirt on this genuine peacenik, but with everything that was collected against John, it was nothing that John Lawman could have used to send the “War is over if you want it” Beetle back home. It was wasted time, money and efforts to demonstrate that the Nixon era was an era of misfits. Dan Quayle was the last clone from that era, the “potatoe” head mentality generation. What a depressing gang of creeps. Anyway, Ted is under close observation by the FBI and the IRS and who knows by whom else, maybe the CIA! So, I wonder if Daniel was wrong when he compared Ted to Strom. Maybe with an active “FBI File”, Ted is a lot like John? Of course, Ted was not a socialist, but a separatist’s socialist. What I mean by that is the fact that he catered to a segregated class that wanted it all, so it was maybe more in tune to a Marxist like attitude. Guys like Ted despised “Communism”, yet their actions to intimidate the voting public and inactions to limit lobbyists’ lobotomies upon the masses – more like sodomy – was testament to a class all of their own, at the taxpayers expense. What was good for most of the country treated as peasants was nothing when compared to what was good for “Buddies”, corrupt buddies that made it clear and convincing that “Corrupt Bastards” run this country, now headed into the ground. And MoanaLisa, Ted’s sidekick – literally – made a few comments during the “Toast”, that makes one want to laugh all the way to the puke bucket. According to MoanaLisa – Alaska’s nepotism Senator select – Ted was “inextricably tied” to the state of Alaska. I think she meant that the people of Alaska are by now “exhaustedly tired” of Ted. And no MonaLisa, we do not like to call him “Uncle Ted”. We are AMERICAN’s and despise political corruption, don’t you get it, yet? So someday, maybe we can apply for a FOIA request and see what is in that secret file held hostage by the FBI with Ted’s name written all over. But why waste our time, as Ted is already proved his non-innocence and without a doubt guilty of something in the eyes of the taxpayers. Now being a peacenik, John gained the privilege to be poetic, basically knowing what to do with the “word”. Idiots like Strom and Trent and Don “Billy Goat” Young abused the “word”, making free-speech a joking matter. So in honor of John beating Strom’s attack and in honor of us beating the segregationists’ attack against our brothers and sisters in the race to equality and in honor of the fact that the people will soon beat back the “Strom of the Arctic Circle”, hear the true word that echoes out a warning. “Woman is the nigger of the world…yes she is. If you don’t believe me, take a look around you”. This has meaning that reverberates around the world today and everyday as long as inequities of race and prosperity are controlled by the “Corrupt Bastards”. And as far as name-calling like “Rabid Skunk”, why not just use the “N” word Don? And Ted, if you indeed boo-hoo’d the colonel that day back in 1944, well we are booing at you these days, a sound that will be heard for a long, long time - as it takes time to forgive! And true Alaskan’s don’t mind admitting to it, that honesty is thy best policy. Ted, did you ever hear that one? Do us a favor, recite it 13,990 times, for all the days you selfishly represented special interests over the interests of America.

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