RUSSIA, Kind? My Asshole!

 From the wire:

“Russia has been kind until the last moment, giving Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and his regime the opportunity to think and show common sense…do not mistake our kindness for weakness” said Alexander Makogonov, a spokesperson for the Russian Embassy. “On the contrary, the Ukrainian authorities have preferred to overdo it. Notably through this atrocious attack on a critical civil infrastructure object which is the Crimean bridge.” he added. 

Russia launched a wave of violent airstrikes across Ukraine earlier this week, two days after an explosion damaged a crucial bridge to Crimea and dealt a strategic blow to the Kremlin. Putin’s recent military escalation in Ukraine comes as Russia contends with heavy losses on the battlefield and low morale among troops.

A children’s playground in Kyiv was among the sites hit by a rocket or missile. When asked to explain the destruction seen at the playground, Makogonov said that those were the result of malfunctioning Ukrainian air defense systems.`

From the high wire:

So Ukraine’s Volodymyr attacks a bridge belonging to Putin the “warlord” and Russia’s Valdimirobitch retaliates by bombing a kid’s playground?

My god, they killed them all dead wherein will the children play!