Dear Govna Newsom

 Dear California Govna Nuisance

So glad, I meant SAD, to see you still enjoying your Richie Rich kid hairdo, I meant lifestyle, and taking some timeout not for “takeout” but in-person dining out with the French “Dirty” Laundry bunch. Hope you enjoyed the $350/per person dining extravaganza. In your head, without the help of a low-life assistant stuck at home eating SPAM, can you do the math how many Big Macs that $loot$ would buy and feed the “homeless”? Don’t bother, it’s a TESTicle question and men missing the manhood, that pennis shroud, may be handicapped this Simple Simon math quiz jiz! Anyway, hope that “fromunder” cheese spread and the COvid side salad meets your dining out standards, especially during this “pandemic” and we “Citizens United” abiding by your authority, staying home alone and eating that SPAM sandwich! But I care not a rat’s ass if you desire to place yourself in harm’s way or the fact “what’s in your wallet” funny $money$ is no object when millions of Americans are without work or wage - even though it appears the citizens are paying way too much for your double-edged table manners’ standards. But what really gets my goat, the fact that eatery you had a special night out, Nova Scotia “Lobster” the “Special” for an additional whoopee cushion tip that the FOX said saw a $100-dollar bill! Now the last time I GOOGLED the “Nova”, that place belongs to Canada. Wow, and at the same time the Maine lobstermen are going under due this COvid and small-town mom & pop establishments sea to shining sea tables in graveyard mode, so much for BUY AMERICAN. And that is the “Stink Test”, as not only do you give not a rat’s ass about your own “governing” to protect the citizens, why not at the same time throw the American economy in the cesspool some more who cares about the poor, thrown away under the smoking wheels of that Bozo bus mentality you administer missing decency! Now that “GOVNA” introductory label was not a typo, as in some countries outside the contingent US of A, it means “feces, shit or poo” and that is exactly what you have proven with your French “Dirty Dozen” Laundry, that “shatting” on decency is a way of life for the rich and powerful as you still believe your shit doesn’t stink - and in ending “Buddy can you spare a dime” take a whiff on me, as without a COvid mask it is easily detectable - Sir Stugots Scoreggia nella mia testa