My Country ‘Tis of Thee Greed

The COVID and the “Empty Shelf Philosophy”

Week 1: Hand sanitizer, gone
Week 2: Toilet paper, gone
Week 3: Spiral hams, gone
Week 4: Baking yeast, gone
Week 5: Hair clippers and hair dye…

So with an 80-day delay before the Fucking Moron could find his way out of the Mitch McConnell “cesspool” that has over protected the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty - because Mitch wants the country to fail so the Confederacy can try again a Treasonous Takeover, well in Chapter I of the “Revolution will be televised” we went Mike Pence Mr. Clean. But soon ran out of TP so sat around eating ham and with bum wipe down to 1-ply - aka “stinkfinger” - our survival mode couldn’t massage the yeast dough, so we went back to eating the pig and shatting ourselves and “I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.”