The ENEMY Has Landed!

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin sent the “Pelosi” House of Representatives “Impeachment” Managers a request to have Theodore Kaczynski called as a “Starr” witness for the GOP in the Donald Jong-Thong Trump “Abuse of Power” trial. Vladimir was filling in for Mitch McConnell as it was “Martin Luther King Jr. Day”, and the Confederate Leader did not want to reveal his shadow so was in hiding and listening to John Lennon’s “Woman is the Nigger of the world” and interweaving between the Lennon lines: “Mitch is the Bitch of the World, yes he is, think about it.”