IMPEACHMENT CHRISTMAS

December 18^th, 2019: It’s beginning to look a lot like…drum roll please Ellen Griswold...ba baba boom ba boom baba…Impeachment Christmas!

On the first day of Impeachment, as “We the People” see ~
The impostor in the crime spree.

On the second day of Impeachment, our Congress so decreed ~
Two articles of unfit the impostor in the crime spree.

On the third day of Impeachment, Treason ‘Tis of Thee” ~
Three Rudy henchmen, two articles of unfit the impostor in the crime spree.

On the fourth day of Impeachment, the Patriots so relieved ~
Four White House spies, three Rudy henchmen, two articles of unfit the impostor in the crime spree.

On the fifth day of Impeachment, our Fathers smiled with glee ~
Five family felons , four White House spies, three Rudy henchmen, two articles of unfit the impostor in the crime spree.

On the sixth day of Impeachment, the Founders copped their plea ~
Sick pence a cover-up, five family felons, four White House spies, three Rudy henchmen, two articles of unfit the impostor in the crime spree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Trump's Tower fell to hell ~
Seven swine denying, sick pence a cover-up, five family felons, four White House spies, three Rudy henchmen, two articles of unfit the impostor in the crime spree.

Seven swine denying,
beep-a-gunk-a-chucha...

Sick pence a cover-up,
honk-konk-konk-kadanta...

Five family felons,
each-ya-puna-ney-cha...

Four White House spies,
bap-pa-lula-ni-chao...

Three Rudy henchmen,
Pao-pati-cha-cha...

Two articles of unfit,
Ni-saong-kong...

The impostor in the crime spree,
Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer!
Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer!

Merry Impeachment Christmas