Dear Melania;
Us kindergarteners
need a big hug favor from you today, on this October 5th “Do
Something Nice Day”, a day wherein you can put aside that “I Really Don’t Care
Do U” rich-bitch attitude. So PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE return to your native
Slovenia, give up your U.S. citizenship, return home ASAP. See, as kindergarten
kids, we are trying to learn all about playing fair and being nice and all
those other things “we learned it all in kindergarten” so we can grow up to be “good
people”. But that is tough because the way in which your husband conducts his behavior,
his role modeling is like a puppy dog with distemper - vomiting and shitting up
and down the library hallways - it stinks! So take this relocation request under serious
consideration and if Donald loves you, he will take all his wealth and riches
and follow you, which would be the greatest day for our American flag. Thank
you, the kids of kindergarten classes all across America.
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