Net Neutrality = Neutering

All this stuffing suffering upon “Net Neutrality” soon to come, that which may promote delays in fingertip like exchanges from the comfort of one’s home wherein the wealthy will have privilege over “Who’s on First” when traveling along the data highway? It appears to be on par, more or less, nothing Shylock a “Net Neutering” scare! See, the wealthy need faster access to their bank accounts from their armory like compounds to fund the offshoreness, so thus can continue their pillaging upon the U.S. Treasury. They must stay ahead of the auditor and lawman, so stealth like speed is essential to this theft. See, us common working folk can only transfer $10000 bucks per gamble, the rich do not have such limitations the banks they do business with. Wealth hoarding is the number-one Capital crime punishable sin of our times - yet the 1% are not running scared, or are they? Paranoia rings their bell - it just be a matter of time soon wherein they will be begging for forgiveness with that golden tooth decay. Now first and foremost, I am not a liberal and must get that front and center your attention because of my defense this “Net Neutrality Neutering”. And at the same time, do not want to be associated with the “blowhards”, that’s the GOP that went undercover to bed with Putin and tainted the election like an Access Hollywood erection on Viagra. Did you ever see the results of the tortoise and the hare affair when the turtle is under the influence of erectile dysfunction medication? THEREFORE, in consideration of the promises and the mutual covenants set forth herein and for other good and valuable consideration, the response and sufficiency of which are hereby acknowledged, the parties hereto convene and agree as follows: “He's playing the American public for suckers. He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.” This today my motto of choice and I have a preference as a “Proletariat”, so goes my interest in Bernie. And yes, Hillary Clinton would have been just as sad as the MORON, thank you Jane Spofford for this “Witches of Eastwick” revelation. Yes, we now have before US the definition of “Neutered” in the 45^th Moron of the United States, a.k.a. Time magazine’s MANIAC of the year, which is paramount an understanding of this “Net Neutrality”. That said, in nutshell the present “State of the Union” today finds on one side it was the cause & effect from the Russian interference and on the other side of the isle, sexual perversion, that which started with Submerge-Cigargate. Look, America will never be the same after the 2016 race, get over it and best begin to hail Barack Obama as the last “Great” man to hold that office with dignity. Who in hell wants to take up residency in the White House after the MORON places the finishing touches on the Golden Arches? Who in hell wants to think about being next-in-line to set up shop in the “Oval Office”, as that Golden Shower may reek from the leakers? And you thought cum stains were everlasting! Since the Sad Sack election, my goal remains the Founding Father of the “Lousy Hat Society”, made so this interest through an historical comment made by Mitt Romney following the Russian’s voting in Donald John Trump as the GOP presidential candidate. Remember Mitt’s famous last words, as the “Lousy Hat” thing is today our reality. Now to the gusto, why is every damn liberal having a tizzy like tissy-fit over any ruling by the FCC that will curb our appetite to be linked to the outside world through “Tubes”? Yes Tubes. See the late honorable Senator Ted Stevens – a great Congressional statesmen from Alaska that was “Assassinated” because he was about to blow the whistle on “Beltway” corruption – he gave Congress a briefing on how the modern-day marvel of networking brings filth to one’s home screen within seconds, as the porn works its way through “Tubes” like that used in sausage making – fill it up to the bursting point and hope the intestines survive the stuffing massacre. Anyway, it is the day after the day after the day after Thanksgiving, and for the past three-days in a row I have lived peacefully with a deactivated cell phone, wow human remains again.  We have become addicted to this hi-tech worthlessness, as it wastes time and allows everybody that 2-seconds claim to shame the “Hatred Hall of Fame”, again and again and again. I am amazed at those that continue to respond to the MORON, just get over it as the Mar-a-Lago Maggot cannot read anything that signals an intellect! In all honesty, isn’t it about face time to sell Camp David? I understand “mold” is taking over. I am sure Putin would take over the lease. But the recoiling and whiplash effect of social media bashing at our fingertips, it is a social disease of unimaginable proportion and growing leaps and bounds, that which finds no interest in advancing mankind – that “Giant Leap” equates to 7-steps backwards today. It is like a cancer, but instead of attacking our physical morale, devastating our mental attitudes towards one and another - that “Brother & Sisterly” love vanishes with that lack of intelligence “send” asphyxiation. So, for my peace and quiet, 3-days away from everything but family pleasures with the air-plane mode on for the entire flight – and I didn’t even have to purchase a ticket or work my way through the TSA. See, I received a cell-phone jammer from Israel, a gift from Beany and the Jets. It works wonders when activated, as nobody’s social media gadget worked including the neighbors – so I was a good Samaritan citizen! I never saw so many happy go-lucky fellow Americans – when they finally realized it was nice being disconnected away from the “Tube” for a change. Just 72-hours out of the year, or by Phineas J. Whoopee’s calculation, a measly 8-cents on the dollar the value of my time! I might try this nuclear option again at Christmas, as we all need a break away from this dreaded disease, as it definitely means “playing those mind games forever”. And after peace & quiet, when I finally turned on the news to see if Donald Trump had choked on a turkey bone, the Presidential White House Press Corp was in serious arguments with the Sarah “Train-wreck” Sanders on whether or not she posted a picture of a “Fake” pecan pie she supposedly baked on Thanksgiving! This was a gun-fight, not just some Holiday fun, all over a piece of pie! My grandkid learns a song at preschool, it is called “Let it Go”! Since, we have been on-call 24/7 this fascination with being connected, wherein we are compelled to respond something for nothing, we cannot let it go this addiction. Said again, it serves no useful purpose when it allows us the ease and convenience to violate that “Don’t Tread On Me”! It brings out the “yaller-streak a-runnin’ down his back” COWARD in us all! And let’s look at the show and tell statistics since this social media disgrace was made possible by cell-phone addictions, well fender-bender accidents up 500% per year ever since this technology was introduced. Stalking incidents up 2000%, as this technology knocks on our doors from far and away with the same effect as direct confrontations. The list goes on, it is about time the FCC places a time-out on this madness. OK, the “Net Neutrality” has nothing to do with policing this addiction, it is an attempt at privileging the wealthy with a larger percent of the available bandwidth of the “Tube”, which means faster NOTHING! But if the end result is successful in taking away that bashing of one and another…it is not freedom of speech our attacks upon each another and must be quarantined! But in all reality, there is a reason to support this “Net Neutrality”, as in about 8-weeks time Donald John Trump will be delivering his 1^st “State of the Union” address to Congress, wherein most of the American voters will be tuned in for some first-quarter laughs and so far, it will be nothing shy a “State of the Eunuch” handoff from the jerkoff and “We the People” will be better off not having Access Hollywood this event, as we have already been neutered by the filthy rich.  And even though Mitt wants you to think a “Lousy Hat” was all he received from an election infiltrated by Russian spies, for most of us that hat was loaded up with cesspool overflow. So, Dear FCC, hurry up and neuter this beast. And then maybe we can become more civil and get away from calling out the MORON, as a Eunuch seems to be more appropriate a name calling who is using that “Golden Shower” at our expense! I rest my case – Airplane Mode forever…