Floater? Take AIM

When someone mentions a "Floater" what comes to mind? OK, yes it does mean the 115th Congress playing about in the cesspool, instead of any meaningful work. Look, Congress forgot how to work, well since 1999 if I recall. But I just received my gift for supporting Hillary Clinton. I only sent in a dollar, and here is what I get in return. It's a "Floater", yes a scented figurine of Donald Trump, used as a toilet-bowl piss target and it does the tidy bowl dance - just like Rick Perry in action. Wow, something that ZDonald Tyrump is good for, pissing on. OK, maybe he cannot drain the cesspool, at least it helps me hit the target when at 3am my enlarged prostate calls for a helping hand, about the only thing I and ZDonald have in common - 3am Pee-Time!

ZDonald Tyrump Tidy Bowel Cleaning Figurine

Imagine me and you, I do

I think to pee with you at three, it's only right

To think about the weeing we love and hold it tight

So happy together

I can't see me peeing with nobody but you

For all my enlarged prostate time

When you're like me, Donny boy the bowls will shine

With all that flush

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they auto-flush our time, it had to be

The only one to pee with me is you, and you with me

So slapping together