Yes, the ZDonald Tyrump & Mike Pence presidential
motorcade was slow due some unanticipated confusion. It was getting towards
dark, and "them thar" DC streets ain't safe for some, so the Secret
Service was getting nervous. And NO contrary to rumors, this delay didn't have
anything to do with "threats"! People love ZDonald, look at the
celebrations today in Russia! See, ZDonald was sure his new home was at 1400
Pennsylvania Avenue, so the Secret Service had to get a map, a real map from a
nearby convenience store - as ZDonald doesn't believe in any of that Alexi
hi-tech stuff. Yes, "Halt the Parade" to convince the 45th where the
motorcade was heading - what a hoot! The second stop occurred when ZDonald was
calling Sarah Palin, as ZDonald was informed that she and Linda McMahon had not
seen any activity so far and were getting bored, as they were camped out at
1400! That is when ZDonald second guessed again the Secret Service and then
laughed as he told the Post Office his new "Change of Address" was,
you betcha, 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue.
No comments:
Post a Comment