Bribebarf Update

First Day on the Job: On January 20th at 1305-hours ZDonald Tyrump will sign a proclamation that drops the "Pre" from the title of President and replace is with "Dis".

~ Proclamation ~

"Hear Ye, Smear Ye, ZDonald John Tyrump, President of the United States and under sworn oath proclaims that his new title will be "Dissident of the United States". And the word "Patriot" will be reserved for citizens that defy his orders and for those that are in alignment of his policy changes, no longer will they enjoy the "riot" clause inherent in "True Patriotism" and will be so classified as a "Patsy".