Breitbarf Update "Infuriation Day"

ZDonald Tyrump's "Secret" INAUGURATION DAY Song, which he sang to himself while walking the Presidential parade route:

I'm a draft dodger
I'm a draft dodger
Watchin' dead soldiers go by
My, my, my...losing my breath
I'm a girl watcher
I'm a girl groper
Here comes one now
Mmmm, mmm, mmm...wow, walking is tough
I'm a girl groper
I'm a pussy snatcher
Watchin' girls go by
My, my, my...exercise sucks
I'm a pussy snatcher
I'm a soil allower
Here comes a shower now
Mmmm, mmm, mmm...give me a lift
I was just a boy
When I threw away my toys
I found a new pastime
To dwell on...damn, enlarged prostate
Whenever I detect
Members of the other sex
I play the game I do so well, oh
I'm a draft dodger
I'm a girl groper
Watchin' girls go by
My, my, my...I gotta pee!
I'm a pussy snatcher
I'm a girl schmoozer
Here comes one now
Hello there, female
My, my, but you do smell swell
Could you please
A little shower
I wonder if you know
That I'm putting on a show
Could you please suck
A little harder...ha, ha she wished
I'm a draft dodger
I'm a girl groper
Watchin' girls go by
My, my, my...I cunt hold it
I'm a pussy snatcher
I'm a girl raper
Here comes one now
Mmm, mmm, mmm...take me home!