My New Job Under Tyrump

OK, if Nordstrom's can sell "Pet Rocks" to the wealthy, I can sell...how about Whackomania Insurance!

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Available now through SPM Associates, acting as an underwriter, supplemental benefit coverage under the following plan:

Donald John Trump
Liability & Negligence Insurance Protection
Cover to Cover Umbrella Policy
$1,000,000 1-Term Benefit

Should you and/or your family and/or loved ones suffer unusual pain & suffering under a Donald John Trump presidency, SPM offers an option. Since the courts will NOT be available without burdens to access and address for redress any form of action or inaction that which created such "Harm", as the 45th President of the United States in his position finds immunity from all prosecutorial indictments, is it time for a "peace of mind" protection? Available now for a limited time only until targeted sales volumes run out, a "Cover to Cover" Umbrella Insurance policy that will protect your interests should Donald John Trump's self-interests interfere with your well-being and cause unusual pain & suffering. Unusual pain & suffering is that so defined above and beyond what American citizens would expect during a normal tenure presidency. Things may be different and difficult under a Donald John Trump presidency. For a few pennies a day, Americans can now buy that "peace of mind" comfort. So contact your SPM representative today for details at known@gci.net

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Note: Since each potential policy holder's circumstances vary, SMP will carve out the best plan forward based on such needs.