Sunday, December 18, 2016

Christmas Letter to Xi

Dear Xi Jinping;

Even though Donald Trump thinks it is OK that you keep stuff you steal from U.S., please realize he is but for only the United States president-elect and has not the authority to grant such high-seas pillaging without recourse. I work hard for my income, that which is taxed in efforts my government purchase things of necessity - so NO, I am not at ease just letting it be stolen away consistent with a Donald Trump attitude "who gives a damn". So until January 20th, this American asks you to not abide by Donald Trump's recommendations of "let them keep it". Thank you for honoring this request and Sheng Dan Kuai Le!

Signatory: John Majority Doe & Jane Majority Doe 1 through 65,746,544.

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