Varmint Day-Alaska

Awesome Wells broadcast from Juneau: In line with Texas, Alaska has adopted Monday-February 2^nd as “Varmint” day(instead of Groundhog Day) in ceremony of Chris Kyle, the “American Sniper”. Alaska State Senator Click Bishop has entered for-the-record a “Declaration” in the form of Sarah Palin’s “Green Eggs & Ham” speech, as was delivered at the Iowa Voyeurs Summit held just last week in honor of Reverend Ted Sleaze. The “Bishop Declaration” honoring Kyle was adopted from Johnny Logan Spencer’s poem, “The Sniper”. There is rumor that “Patriot-in-shackles” Schaffer Cox along with Congressman Don Young may deliver the official “Declaration” during a special legislative event on Monday, but there appears to be some confusion over Click’s “Declaration” and it is being investigated by the United States Secret Service – for possible “threats against a protectee".  According to John McCain, just “low life scum”!