Palintology

Palintology

According to the Queen of Palintology, U.S. President and Commander-In-Chief Barack Obama should be impeached because of these 25 reasons: Because Obama.....

1. is not an “IDIOT” like the Palintology fringe following
2. has a bigger pennis then Todd the Toad
3. allows the 1^st Lady Independence
4. doesn't need Viagra
5. beat the dick off of McCain and his Ruining Mate(the Queen)
6. would never cover his face in Duct Tape(Like Todd the Toad before sex)
7. is a good basketball player
8. makes George Bush look like a pigeon stool
9. supports workers rights
10. supports the “Union”
11. supports a global “PEACE” initiative
12. supports environmental stewardship
13. smiles like he succeeded
14. makes Rick Perry mad
15. laughs at Rick Perry's madman madness
16. doesn't have dysfunctional daughters
17. believes the “QUEEN” is a reincarnation of Playboy's “Granny”
18. believes the “QUEEN” assassinated “Gabrielle”
19. doesn't believe his farts don't stink
20. doesn't need the FOX
21. protects the “hen-house” from the FOX
22. is a “True” American
23. quit smoking
24. thinks Dick Cheney defaces property for fun
25. is a gentlemen!

Palintology is a science erected from Parasitology, the study of parasites - a.k.a Tea-Party miscarriages.