Mad Magazine's Alfred E.
Neuman has used his Executive Order privilege to cancel Christmas!
For two reasons: 1st, for Alfred it wasn’t due lack of interest
with “all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”, but a lack
of interest from the United States Congress being so anal AWOL. With
the latter a long shot of ever getting back to constructive work for
the American people, add this to the sad fact that the Sound of Music
is under attack, by Miss Carriage Underpants making a remake this
famous Julie Andrews family classic, well the Mad Man had no other
choice then to cancel until further notice all and anything and
everything to do with Christmas and its good tidings of comfort and
joy. - until such time Congress starts performing and the Miss
Carriage stops performing.
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