Melba Toast Award

One notch up on the disgusting scale is Melba Toast, outdoing fruitcake. Melba Toast can be described as a twice-baked food. So it is used as an award upon the news' cast or anchorman or angrywoman that takes an important story of the day, and twice bakes the true worth of the pressing “Extra, Extra Read All About It”, making it “disgusting” news. Today's Melba Toast Award goes to...drum roll please....

Martin Bashir, of MSNBC News - the news channel that keeps on “pooping”!

Honestly, every-time I invade the MSNBC web-site, to find a recipient for the Melba Toast Award, there appears this ad: “Are You Pooping Enough”, along with this picture I still cannot figure out just what the hell it is supposed to represent. So Martin, keep up the “Disgusting” work!

"Are You Pooping Enough" - Martin Bashir of MSNBC 

~ Melba Toast Award Recipient - October 3, 2013 ~