State of the UNION

Wow, that would be just great! It has peeked out from the Oval Office that Tom “The Growl” Waits will be invited to give the next State of the Union address. Yes, instead of Obama getting it up in front of an audience of “Rabid Skunks”, substitute Tom will be given the mic and allowed to romance this nation upon what is going down and around. I must admit, Obama has done pretty well over the years with the “speech” amidst the congressional heckler squadron, especially Obama’s confidence level on alert when he knows Boehner is smirking from behind. Boehner has a hard-on for Obama, as does the entire cast of those sodomized then lobotomized by the FOX mentality. After the last recess, when Congress returned from another vacation with an agenda “Intentionally Left Blank”, Boehner went a little upset in a photo-shoot with the Commander-In-Chief because this guy that is the GOP hit-man for the Cantorbelles, he is still not rotisserie browned to his satisfaction and Obama still holds the edge. Look, Obama’s tan is natural, Boehner has to earn it, through tanning booth madness. Enough on the color of one’s skin! And instead of the Satire Spangled Banner at the opening of the “Union” as the theme song, it will be Wait’s, “Georgia Lee”. Get the point?

ABOLISH Congress before Congress ABOLISHES the American Spirit, as “We the People” have been “Boehner” blackmailed long enough!