SHELL vs. EXXON

Scarecard:

EXXON Valdez hard aground, loss = 10000000-gallons

~ Captain Joe Hazelwood

SHELL Kuluk hard aground, loss = 262-gallons

~ Captain "Ghost"

And Dear MSNBC's Rachel Madcow, are you getting your Alaska information this wreck from Shannon Moore? If so, find a better representative as “taxation” has “zero” to do with this grounding, it was contaminated fuel, a problem that SHELL has struggled with since last August! Don't believe me, just call the chief scientist at the Caleb Brett lab in North Pole, Alaska, at the Petro-Star refinery and ask them about SHELL's contaminated fuel samples of record that were “bad” and “bad” and “bad” then all of a sudden like magic “good” as the exploration season window of opportunity was closing in fast! And if the contaminated fuel were allowed due to political pressure - it was an election year and Salazar had given the “Green Latern” this venture - the flotilla's marine engines would eventually fail due to poisoned catalyst and because these engines are hi-tech, most likely shutdown as a precaution from high-temperature warnings just like occurred with the Aiviq, and without power ships are wrecked! And of course the EPA knew about this all along! But who in their right mind would want an assignment in “Dutch Harbor” when oversight can be conveniently handled from a cushion office in Seattle?

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