Saturday, July 7, 2012

Mitt's Theme Song


Mitt & the Misfits 2012 Theme Song
(from the Rolling Stones tune, Monkey Man)

I'm a fleabit penis Romney
All my friends are wealthy
That's so really true

But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every liberal-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a Romney man
I'm glad you are a Romney woman too

I was bitten by a DNC whore
I was gouged and I was Gore'd
But I pulled on through

Yes, I have a sack of stolen wealth
I always have a maid make my bed
Don't you?

Well, I hope we're not too stuck-up
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play with you liberals

Well I am just a Romney man
I'm glad you are Romney, Romney woman too, babe

I'm a Romney
My shit don't stink
I'm a Romney man
My shit still don't stink
I'm a Romney, a fleabit penis Romney

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